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<p><a href="http://put-queso-in-my-face-o.tumblr.com/post/173169802632/thedrunkhermit" class="tumblr_blog">put-queso-in-my-face-o</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://thedrunkhermit.tumblr.com/post/172681011280/disease-danger-darkness-silence" class="tumblr_blog">thedrunkhermit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://disease-danger-darkness-silence.tumblr.com/post/171888143951/violentcrumbles-deadcrushing-thor-ragnarok" class="tumblr_blog">disease-danger-darkness-silence</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://violentcrumbles.tumblr.com/post/171880994728/deadcrushing-thor-ragnarok-fight-scene-but" class="tumblr_blog">violentcrumbles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://deadcrushing.tumblr.com/post/171842048979/thor-ragnarok-fight-scene-but-holding-out-for-a" class="tumblr_blog">deadcrushing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing</p></blockquote> <p style="">I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song. </p> </blockquote> <p>I love Thor: Ragnarok and I love this song.</p> </blockquote> <p>I now wish they used this song instead of Immigrant Song.</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://put-queso-in-my-face-o.tumblr.com/post/173169802632/thedrunkhermit" class="tumblr_blog">put-queso-in-my-face-o</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://thedrunkhermit.tumblr.com/post/172681011280/disease-danger-darkness-silence" class="tumblr_blog">thedrunkhermit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://disease-danger-darkness-silence.tumblr.com/post/171888143951/violentcrumbles-deadcrushing-thor-ragnarok" class="tumblr_blog">disease-danger-darkness-silence</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://violentcrumbles.tumblr.com/post/171880994728/deadcrushing-thor-ragnarok-fight-scene-but" class="tumblr_blog">violentcrumbles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://deadcrushing.tumblr.com/post/171842048979/thor-ragnarok-fight-scene-but-holding-out-for-a" class="tumblr_blog">deadcrushing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing</p></blockquote> <p style="">I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song. </p> </blockquote> <p>I love Thor: Ragnarok and I love this song.</p> </blockquote> <p>I now wish they used this song instead of Immigrant Song.</p> </blockquote>
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See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies don’t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Cap’n Crunch Decoder Ring ®️ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode 🤗. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the “GOOD NIGHT” text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As I’ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: “BISH U ON NOTICE.” But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: “Ok! Well, hope you have a good day 😌.” MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS 😂. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls don’t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. How’s work? How’s the gym? How’s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO I’VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. “Hope you have a good day” is code for “well now. I see you’re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because you’re not a good man. In fact you’re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD 👏 PP 👏 WAS 👏 ENUF 👏 FOR 👏 ME 👏 WHEN 👏 I 👏 WAS 👏 22 👏 BUT 👏 I’M 👏 27 👏 NOW 👏 I’M 👏 A 👏 NEW 👏 KATELYN 👏 AND 👏 THIS 👏 KATELYN 👏 WON’T 👏 ACCEPT 👏 ‘Read 9:02 AM’. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think you’re fit to date? 🤔 YOU’RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOU’RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT I’M ALREADY THINKING WHILE I’M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day 😌.” BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂: u/TheMorganiser 4d She held a rubber duckie in her mouth to keep herself calm as I gave her a shower @DrSmashlove See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies don’t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Cap’n Crunch Decoder Ring ®️ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode 🤗. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the “GOOD NIGHT” text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As I’ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: “BISH U ON NOTICE.” But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: “Ok! Well, hope you have a good day 😌.” MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS 😂. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls don’t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. How’s work? How’s the gym? How’s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO I’VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. “Hope you have a good day” is code for “well now. I see you’re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because you’re not a good man. In fact you’re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD 👏 PP 👏 WAS 👏 ENUF 👏 FOR 👏 ME 👏 WHEN 👏 I 👏 WAS 👏 22 👏 BUT 👏 I’M 👏 27 👏 NOW 👏 I’M 👏 A 👏 NEW 👏 KATELYN 👏 AND 👏 THIS 👏 KATELYN 👏 WON’T 👏 ACCEPT 👏 ‘Read 9:02 AM’. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think you’re fit to date? 🤔 YOU’RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOU’RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT I’M ALREADY THINKING WHILE I’M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day 😌.” BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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