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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: PIRATES ARE IN THIS YEAR!! tampire: YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE, HAPPY TALKING THE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, MATEYS! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT PIRATES ARE IN EVERY YEAR!!!!!!! 

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Bless Up, Cars, and Driving: Was trying to sneak a photo when this pretty girl suddenly turned around and flashed me this big smile @DrSmashlove Reddit u/erisedwild So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told y’all before, I don’t know about cars. I’m good at a few very specific things. Being handy ain’t one of them. So after some momentary panic, I hit the market and buy some wiper fluid. Then I consulted my rock. My confidante. My soulmate: Google 😍. First I had to know where’s the button in my car to pop the hood. Googled 🤗. Then I had to figure out where is that stick that props up the hood! Googled 😁. Finally, “where do I put wiper fluid”. Googled that but this time the google assistant wanna pop up like “Look for the large plastic cap in the lower left hand corner. Also, our algorithm indicates that You Might Like: ‘how to freshen your Nani naturally with Organic Lavender 🌷’, ‘Kylie’s New Perfectly Pregnant Eye Shadow - Reviews and On-Skin Test!’ and ‘Cosmopolitan: 17 Ways to Blow his Mind in Bed!’” And by then I’m like “U KNOW WHAT GOOGLE ENUF OF U TODAY GOODBYE ASF 😂”. And that got me thinking 🤔. What happened before Google? In the 1980s, what if I pulled over and didn’t know how to fill my wiper fluid? Simple. I’d pull over. I’d fiddle with my hood for 45 minutes while my girl stay in the car, worried for her life. Then a nice redneck man would pull over in a pickup... [to continue the story y’all gotta chune in to Part 2, bless up! 😂😂😂]

So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told y’all before, I don’t know about cars. I’m good at a ...

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Shit, Black, and Deja Vu: loreleievans lucernal: on peabodysfedora detectivewho dblaksle guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? lamp as she remembered that evening, and when she reached the electric socket she had an idea. We all know, of course, that we should never should ever, ever, e ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, s1533 ATE EVENTS ever, con ever, erer, cre, ever, c evet ever, ever ever, ever, ever, e ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever eve, evet, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, e ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, e ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever, evet, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, evet, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, evet, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever, evet, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever evet, evet, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, eves ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,ever, ever, ever, ever, ever evet. ever, ever ever, ever, ever ever, ever ever, evet ever, ever, ever, ever ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever, veCerever, ever v ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever THE REPTILE ROOM ever, ever fiddle around in any way with clectric devices. Never. There are two reasons for this. One is that you can get electrocuted, which is not only deadly but very unpleasant, and the other is that you are not Violet Baudelaire, one of the few people in the world who know how to handle such things. And even Violet was very careful and nervous as she unplugged the lamp I do Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black. He don't give a shit And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu Yep What a series of unnecessary events did you just Yes, I believe they did just say that Lemony Snicket, everyone.
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