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Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Dank: Hello is "Nintendo Switch Bundle Brand New $300" still for sale? Yes, it's still for sale. Are you interested? Yes!!! But $300 is a little too much.... was thinking more like $100 cash Um, no. It's brand new sealed. It comes with 2 games which are also sealed. You can buy a switch with no games at the store for more than this price not evern including taxes. All I have is 100 take it or leave it I already said no, it's brand new sealed Ok what if you remove the plastic from it and sell it to me for $100 since it won't be new anymore????7777? Now What do you mean?Why not?What? Removal fee: $200

Removal fee: $200

Flexing, Relatable, and Job: ang @angelalicata17 The weirdest flex is professors who say that most students won't pass their class. Like????? Congrats you suck at your job??? why are professors the way they are

why are professors the way they are

Condom, Florida Man, and Memes: takes pill uses condom pulls out Father Of 23 Kids Only Had Sex At Night Because He Thought Sperm Was Sleeping knew sounds 6.ns, but think sseut it. Divre. ims ~nans,ustlik..1 They getta si..p" browsedankmemes: Why it always Florida man via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2R5GiRT

browsedankmemes: Why it always Florida man via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2R5GiRT

Doctor, Funny, and Wanted: Doctor: why did you take your antibiotic at 6am, when i told you 9am? Me: i wanted to surprise the bacteria Doctor Lmaooo

Lmaooo

Meme, Memes, and Shit: Jarod. @Djahrod why do women cry when angry? Imoh Umoren @lmohUmoren Because they realize it is illegal to murder you...and that shit is frustrating @Trended was voted 1 offensive meme page! (18+ only 🔞😈)

Disappointed, God, and Why: God is not in a hurry. You are. It's why you are tired. It's why you are anxious, and stressed, and disappointed. Trust that what was meant to be yours, will be yours.

Dank, 🤖, and Art: Artists must suffer for the art. That's why it's called painting

Comfortable, Friends, and Know Yourself: NM MILLIONAIRE MENTOR ALWAYS PUT YOURSELF FIRST. Here are a few reasons why you should always put yourself first. ✔️THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE THE MOST LOVE YOU BACK. You want your friends to be healthy, happy, and thriving and they want the same for you. If you’re beaten down physically and mentally, your irritability will start to affect not only yourself, but also the ones you love. ✔️IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF, YOU’LL ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO LOVE OTHER PEOPLE. By spending time on yourself, you get to know yourself. If you’re comfortable enough with your own faults, you’ll learn to love other people with theirs. ✔️NO ONE ELSE WILL BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU. No one is going to do the work for you. No one’s going to drop out of the stars and point you in the right direction. So take the time and do the work for yourself and you will reap the benefits. Who knows, you may encourage your friends to do the same! ✔️YOU CAN’T CHANGE THE WORLD, BUT YOU SURE AS HELL CAN CHANGE YOURSELF! The only way you can help the world be a better place is by being a better person. Plain and simple. Everyone wants to change the way of the world, but many aren’t willing to start with themselves. Wanna add anything else? Leave a comment below! - Photo: @taramilktea - millionairementor

Here are a few reasons why you should always put yourself first. ✔️THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE THE MOST LOVE YOU BACK. You want your friends to be h...

Advice, Tumblr, and Animal: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE DOING THE 10 YEAR CHALLANGE FROM'09 TO 2019 INSTEAD OF 10 TO 2020 advice-animal: 2019 isn’t even the start of a new decade…

Relatable, All That, and Rice: lauren @llw902 tips for beginner cooks: know your ratios! 1/2 cup uncooked rice 2 cups cooked rice 1 cups uncooked rice - 5 cups cooked rice 2 cups uncooked rice 14 cups cooked rice 3 cups uncooked rice 68 cups cooked rice 4 cups uncooked rice 1,036 cups cooked rice why does rice gotta go and do all that

why does rice gotta go and do all that

Logic, Memes, and National Hockey League (NHL): SHARKS 43 SOG 7 6 @nhl_ref_logic FINAL/OT CAPITALS 39 SOG DOES ANYONE PLAY DEFENSE IN THIS LEAGUE ANYMORE? Kane tying the game with one second left reminds me why I put up with the sharks

Kane tying the game with one second left reminds me why I put up with the sharks

School, Tumblr, and Work: jake @squidslippers we had to work with a partner in math today & i got paired with this really quiet kid & i noticed he had a lot of change in his backpack & i asked him why & he told me that he works as a janitor at the school & he saves his change to put in expired parking meters on campus. awesomacious: the best kid on campus

awesomacious: the best kid on campus

Watch, Girl Memes, and Old: Me wondering why l even bother going out anymore @TemptationTV @MyTherapistSays I’m way too old for this. But not too old to watch someone else's drama. So excited for Episode 2 of TemptationIsland tonight on @USA_Network at 10-9c @TemptationTV ad

I’m way too old for this. But not too old to watch someone else's drama. So excited for Episode 2 of TemptationIsland tonight on @USA_Networ...

Rainbow, Sad, and Why: why are you SO sad, Rainbow? lcant fin my Cigarettes.

Memes, Best, and Death: Dairy products, especially cheese and yogurt, were found to protect against death from any cause, according to new research. Walter Grant Thornburgh 30 August.o Assassin: "drops empty gun why won't you die Me: eating my 28th block of cheeseI came prepared bitchboy Try your best, I double dairy.

Dad, Dank, and Easter: Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Alan If you get this you have a dirty mind.

If you get this you have a dirty mind.

Facebook, Memes, and Shrek: When she asks why you've got 42 copies of Shrek 3 on dvd under your bed CLASSICAL/ET MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes Happens a lot, I should move them somewhere else

Happens a lot, I should move them somewhere else

Lying, One, and Why: Your ex is probably out there lying about why y'all broke up & calling you the toxic one.

Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets plenoptic07 Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It's like people are kintatsujo An amazing and revolutionary concept indigo-night-wisp When people ask me, "Why do you want to adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because you asked like that." I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine. "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the system." There's no aging out of family, Marvin "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won't listen to you?" Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley. "You want to adopt problem children then?" All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids. dearbluetravelers Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

Facebook, Friends, and Memes: Why I am always on facebook To make friends and socialise ■ Too see memes

Iphone, Lmao, and Twitter: Travis Allen @TravisAllen02 Why can't we use Thoughts and Prayers to protect the border? It's what we use to protect our schools. 20:08 21 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone 18.9K Retweets53.8K Likes Lmao

Lmao

Batman, Tumblr, and Best: #why is batman so lowkey angst ong gaymilesedgeworth: itswalky: wackd: likelikedirtycute: dustrial-inc: luzialowe: unpretty: unpretty: well, I’M SCREAMING This may be some of the best excel sourced humor. This is 10000% more in character than every moment of the Dark Knight franchise. i can’t believe bruce breaks text into two rows rather than using the “wrap text” feature tim cleans this up for him later

gaymilesedgeworth: itswalky: wackd: likelikedirtycute: dustrial-inc: luzialowe: unpretty: unpretty: well, I’M SCREAMING This ma...

Hope, Reason, and Deep: The reason why we can t let go of someone because deep inside we still hope."

Bitch, Drinking, and Drugs: Add contact Report spam who ever you are if I were you l'd think about who your harassing I have no fin idea who the hell you are so unless you have business with me stop fucking harassing me BITCH 30 And if this is someone with a problem and you wanna actually do something MOTHERFUCKER BRING IT Add contact Report spam I have no idea who you are. Or why you're texting me. But you got the wrong number bub This number has been calling me for weeks bub And shit is always fun and games til someone gets their fucking mouth blown out then they go cry to the police so just quit fucking with me PERIOD https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/quides spoofing-and-caller-id Do some research pal https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/quides /spoofing-and-caller-id Do some research pal Caller ID Spoofing Caller ID spoofing is when a caller deliberately falsifies the information transmitted to your caller ID display www.fcc.gov Get fucked pal LOLOLO Just tell me who you are and come where l am that's all you have to do VERY EASY SHIT HERE BUBBY PAL Add contact Report spam YOU ARE REALLY DUMB. Already told you, you texted me. I got no clue who you are And wtf was that first picture lmao Heel kick to chest idiot Without looking at your target? Brilliant manuever Eddie Gordo When your me you can do these things my friend When your me you can do these things my friend Glob You went full retard, man. Kayla you need to be arrested and thrown in jail for doing drugs Cocaine namely drinking smoking weed and cigarettes when you were pregnant you killed your baby Carson he was a innocent victim of your spoiled bullshit YOU KILLED YOUR KID CARSON YOU KILLED HIM Who the fuck is Kayla LMAO Now MMS Guy texted me out of the blue.

Bad, Chris Brown, and Friends: Joyner Lucas not buying those Chris Brown allegations!! joynerlucas Bro seriously?!! Smh GET THE CK CK @chrisbrownofficial ain't rape nobody. Any and eve way someone gets the opportunity to create a story and try to ruin my nig a legacy they take it. It won't happen tho. Anybody who actually thinks breezy needs to take some p sy got issues. Trust me when I say it doesn't matter what city, state, country, or continent this nig a goes to, he can literally pick like a flower from a garden of bad bitches who wanna and it's that simple. Nobody bout to make me believe this n a is a rapist. No way no fue ing how. And if anybody is mad at this post and wants to unfollow me then be my fu g guest! . this is the reason why he been in the house for so many years and barely goes anywhere. The Moment the ni take a vacation to Paris then now he a rapist. I'm no conspiracy theorist but no bullshit, im really starting to believe that TV networks are paying muth akas to false claim allegations just so they can Conspiracy or not joynerlucas doesn’t believe chrisbrown has the need to “rape” a woman‼️ what do the rapsavages think⁉️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Xxx, Sixers, and Relatable: sixers smasey @SMASEY Also this is so interesting to me - which way do you draw an X? Colored line being the first stroke 1. 2. 3. 2 2 4. X'X'X 5. 6. 2 2 7. 8. why the heck aren't u following @kalesalad?

why the heck aren't u following @kalesalad?

Funny, Fuck, and Word: @MidgeSmitty Is this called a fopoon or a spork? Evan @Turcowski If you call this a fopoon please stay far away from me From now on let’s all call it a FoPoon because it’s a way funnier word and why the fuck not

Memes, Alarm, and Http: setting an alarm for 7am at 3am Why are you like this via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Czm91u

Why are you like this via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Czm91u

Dog, Why, and The Dog: This is why the dog is happier https://t.co/bvadFrBgZd

https://t.co/bvadFrBgZd

Twitter, Hell, and Satan: 23 Oct Satan @s8n If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend わ ta 6 482 5 925 railroadsoftware: | why is he even allowed to have a Twitter first of al.. Be a legend

Be a legend

Barbie, Http, and Today: RICHHOMIEWEN @richhomiewen Today this little 3yr old tried to pay for her family's dinner with a Barbie credit card. I took the card and made her a little check out to make it seem like she did and she tipped me 3$ OFF VISIT 5 cask :o No! Why didn’t she censor our her credit card?! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2R5iyxw

No! Why didn’t she censor our her credit card?! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2R5iyxw

Barbie, Today, and Old: RICHHOMIEWEN @richhomiewen Today this little 3yr old tried to pay for her family's dinner with a Barbie credit card. I took the card and made her a little check out to make it seem like she did and she tipped me 3$ OFF VISIT 5 cask :o No! Why didn’t she censor our her credit card?!

No! Why didn’t she censor our her credit card?!

Beautiful, Cum, and Funny: Why the fuck do I have to be attracted to men? Women are beautiful and tell you you're pretty in bar bathrooms, all men do is lie and cum quick. lesarcasm. only (via twitter-lolaxnoir)

God, Love, and Meme: revolutionarygays my favorite hobby is going on songmeanings and looking up love songs with she/her or no pronouns sang by women and seeing straight people jump through hoops to explain why they aren't gay akamey te amo by rihanna is literally the best example of this revolutionarygays I believe the other woman is a metaphor/symbol for "love." Both women are Rihanna, battling with herself. She (Rihanna) doesn't want to love anymore and wants to let go, but Te Amo (alter) is holding onto love. oh my god prospt new lesbian meme who in your relationship is rhianna and who is also rhianna Source: revolutionarygays Who in your relationship is Rhianna and who is also Rhianna?

Head, Weed, and Zero: F3 FS Fa 1o FII F12 Ctri You wouldn't want toxins or added plastics in your bud, so why would you settle for anything less from your vaporizer? The @LinxVapor HypnosZero earns it spot right next to your top shelf herb and extract thanks to its vapor path free of plastics and harmful glues and chemicals. From glass mouthpieces to a body made of medical grade stainless steel, its their attention to detail that separates them from the rest. Head over to LinxVapor.com to cop your own Zero and learn more about their award winning products. Tag a friend who needs one of these! (📸: @HerbHack)

You wouldn't want toxins or added plastics in your bud, so why would you settle for anything less from your vaporizer? The @LinxVapor Hypnos...

Beautiful, Cum, and Fuck: Why the fuck do I have to be attracted to men? Women are beautiful and tell you you're pretty in bar bathrooms, all men do is lie and cum quick. @fuckboysfailures

Memes, Http, and Oracle: I am the Oracle. I can answer any question you ask. Why is it called 'Building when it's already built? Any question but that. But why? via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Dry0jX

But why? via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Dry0jX

Pretentious, Tumblr, and Blog: if you care for me so much why do you pretend not to? pretentious-fvck: quit running away (2016)

Cheating, Girl Memes, and Boyfriend: Caught my boyfriend cheating last night... hbu? CAUGHT MY B0YFRIEND CHEATINGON i have to laugh “ why are you here? “

Game, Game Changer, and What Is: Replacing, "Why is this happening to me?" with "What is this trying to tell me?" has been a game changer for me.

Being Alone, Being an Adult, and Memes: Being an adult is finally understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left tf alone

Memes, Pizza, and Earth: IF EARTH ISN'T FLAT WHY IS PIZZA SHAPED LIKE THIS: AND NOT LIKE THIS? Case closed

Case closed

Fake, Smh, and Ponyo: ponyo @aytdao Someone asked me why I was wearing a fake AirPod... bro that's my hearing aid Smh

Smh

Funny, Head, and Memes: girlfriend: you never tell me what's going on inside your head meanwhile, inside my head: Why is this so funny 😂

Dank, Happy, and Squirrel: Todayis Squirrel Appreciation Day! UNILAD Happy squirrel appreciation day! Here's why squirrels are our favourite little critters 😍🐿

Phone, Yeah, and Looking: cardi t @radioheadass Follow this guy walked by me and asked "why you smiling at your phone for? is he that important?" and i said "yeah he is" but i was looking at this picture 1:26 AM 18 Dec 2017 45,249 Retweets 157,941 Likes a卵.⑤얗@. https://t.co/SOGoCWtYSE

https://t.co/SOGoCWtYSE

Drunk, Money, and Girl Memes: It's prolly even funnier when you're drunk khalifa @tentacionmania TAKE MY MONEY!! Show this thread why is this so satisfying credits to tipsy bartender

Bless Up, Lmao, and Memes: Smol awoos Comment the number 1 if u rooting on the chiefs. Comment the number 2 if u rooting on the pats. Comment number 3 if ya team already out of the playoffs. And comment number 4 if (a) u was raised amongst women and prefer design, aesthetics, and art to sport, or (b) you’re more concerned with pups and why bees are dying at an alarming rate than u are about sport ... 4a and 4b BUT ALSO 3 A LIL BIT LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂

Comment the number 1 if u rooting on the chiefs. Comment the number 2 if u rooting on the pats. Comment number 3 if ya team already out of t...

Gif, Memes, and Mood: Shannon Purser @shannonpurser why is this gif so comforting GIF sunday night mood 😌 (@shannonpurser on Twitter!

Friends, Mtv, and Girl Memes: When your BFF suggests making new friends so it's not just you two. @Daddylssues @SiestaKey Absolutely f"cking not. But why need other friends when I’m clearly the only friend you need!?! 🤔 Tag ur BFF 👯‍♀️ and Tune in ‪Tuesday at 9‬-8c for the two hour season premiere of @siestakey on @mtv siestakey

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