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Yo, Home, and Quite: OFf hi PEPPE My new neigbors sent me over homemade chilli along with the fixings. Im a 28 yo single male and havent had a home cooked meal in quite some time. I am absolutely greatful!

My new neigbors sent me over homemade chilli along with the fixings. Im a 28 yo single male and havent had a home cooked meal in quite some ...

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Gucci, Tumblr, and Blog: DOWN phillxiaaaaa gucci-flipflops: Double Ghost Chilli Pepper brined Fried Chicken, crispy bacon, slaw, ranch sauce and ghost chilli pepper sauce

gucci-flipflops: Double Ghost Chilli Pepper brined Fried Chicken, crispy bacon, slaw, ranch sauce and ghost chilli pepper sauce

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Beard, Benadryl, and Bless Up: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy on the plane @DrSmashlove Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain鈥檛 tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y鈥檃ll always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 馃馃槀. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout 鈥渄o you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?鈥 I鈥檓 like 鈥淚 don鈥檛 know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I鈥檓 pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you鈥 馃槀. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I鈥檓 an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it鈥檚 plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 馃馃槀. Now I know what y鈥檃ll thinking: 鈥淪MASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN鈥橳 HAPPEN鈥. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn鈥檛 I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn鈥檛 I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT鈥橲 SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ 鈥 HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 馃馃槏馃槀馃槀馃槀
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