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Memes, πŸ€–, and Page: Beyonca @biancamichelle8 Plot twist: the boy who sits next to me has a crazy gf and l may have broke them up idk but my assignment got turned in on time ...oo Verizon 11:05 AM 73% feelings hurt bring that up with Seat 75 him not me I'm just trying to get stuff done Seat 75 What time are you gonna finish up everything? ldk where he sits. I'm just trying I'm worried Bc he's cheated to make sure you're not texting before. Who is this? my bf just for fun. This so awk lol l'm sorry. But if Oh my bad. Bianca lol? Oh no wtf lol is this fr? Girl idk you're still so concerned your boys name tbh his name maybe you should dump him n my phone is "seat 75" let's No where are you from? not do this bo like said hw is due tonight and you're Uh but this is his phone so Houston? Your class??? embarrassing your man where is he?? So what are you texting about Literally it's stupid for you to He's showering right but i know text him asking when he'd be everyone tells me! It's so sad The assignment. It's due at 12. done like that not expecting me we'd been together since 10th You took pics of my notes in to be concerned. grade and then he hard time in class?? So need the other college page now f you creeped and got your feelings hurt bring that up with Oh this convo is a bit too much You exchanged numbers for him not me I'm just trying to for me. So dump him and tell this? get stuff done him to send me my work! Good uck with the breakup Uh is this the boy who sits in I'm worried Bc he's cheated seat 75? Message before. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜© funnymemes funnyshit funmemes100 instadaily instaday daily posts fun nochill girl savage girls boys men women lol lolz follow followme follow for more funny content πŸ’― @funmemes100
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Memes, Ass Girls, and πŸ€–: Beyonca @biancam ichelle8 Plot twist: the boy who sits next to me has a crazy gf and l may have broke them up idk but my assignment got turned in on time ...oo Verizon 11:05 AM 73% feelings hurt bring that up with Seat 75 him not me I'm just trying to get stuff done. Seat 7 What time are you gonna finish up everything? ldk where he sits. I'm just trying I'm worried Bc he's cheated to make sure you're not texting before. Who is this? my bf just for fun. This so awk lol I'm sorry. But if Oh my bad. Bianca lol? Oh no wtf lol is this fr? Girlidk you're still so concerned your boys name tbh his name maybe you should durnp him n my phone is "seat 75" let's No where are you from? not do this bot like I said hw is due tonight and you're Uh but this is his phone so Houston? Your class??? embarrassing your man where is he?? So what are you texting about Literally it's stupid for you to He's showering right but i know text him asking when he'd be everyone tells me! It's so sad The assignment. It's due at 12. done like that not expecting me we'd been together since 10th You took pics of my notes in to be concerned. grade and then he hard time in class?? So I need the other college page now f you creeped and got your feelings hurt bring that up with Oh this convo is a bit too much You exchanged numbers for him not me I'm just trying to for me. So dump him and te this? get stuff done him to send me my work! Good uck with the breakup Uh is this the boy who sits in I'm worried Bc he's cheated seat 75? IMessage before. Crazyy ass girls πŸ˜‚ . . Follow @hoedity (me) for more πŸ’£πŸ’₯
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Verizon, Houston, and Wedding: Beyonca biancamichelle8 Plot twist: the boy who sits next to me has a crazy gf and l may have broke them up idk but my assignment got turned in on time ...oo Verizon 11:05 AM 73% feelings hurt bring that up with Seat 75 him not me just trying to KO get stuff done Seat 75 What time are you gonna finish up everything? ldk where he sits. I'm just trying I'm worried Bc he's cheated to make sure you're not texting before Who is this? my bf just for fun. m sorry. But if This so awk lo Oh my bad, Bianca lol? Oh no wtf lol is this fr? Girl idk you're still so concerned your boys name tbh his name maybe you should dump him n my phone is "seat 75" let's girl No where are you from? not do this bc like I said hwis due tonight and you're Uh but this is his phone so Houston? Your class??? embarrassing your man where is he? So what are you texting about Literally it's stupid for you to He's showering right but i know text him asking when he'd be everyone tells me! It's so sad The assignment. It's due at 12 done like that not expecting me we'd been together since 10th You took pics of my notes in to be concerned grade and then he hard time in class?? So I need the other college page now If you creeped and got your feelings hurt bring that up with Oh this convo is a bit too much You exchanged numbers for him not me I'm just trying to for me. So dump him and te this? get stuff done him to send me my work! Good luck with the breakup Uh is this the boy who sits in I'm worried BC he's cheated seat 75? before THE LAST TEXT

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Kardashians, Memes, and Texting: Beyonca abiancamichelle8 Plot twist: the boy who sits next to me has a crazy gf and may have broke them up idk but my assignment got turned in on time 11:05 AM ...oo Verizon feelings hurt bring that up with Seat 75 him not me I'm just trying to get stuff done Seat 75 What time are you gonna finish up everything? ldk where he sits. m just trying I'm worried BC he's cheated to make sure you're not texting before Who is this? my bf just for fun. This so awk lol l'm sorry. But if Oh my bad. Bianca lol? Oh no wtf lol is this fr? Girl idk you're still so concerned your boys name tbh his name maybe you should dump him in my phone is "seat 75" let's No where are you from? not do this bc like I said hw is due tonight and you're Uh but this is his phone so Houston? Your class??? embarrassing your man where is he?? So what are you texting about Literally it's stupid for you to He's showering right but i know text him asking when he'd be everyone tells me! It's so sad The assignment. It's due at 12 done like that not expecting me we'd been together since 10th You took pics of my notes in to be concerned. grade and then he hard time in class?? So I need the other college. page now f you creeped and got your feelings hurt bring that up with Oh this convo is a bit too much You exchanged numbers for him not me l'm just trying to for me. So dump him and tell this? get stuff done him to send me my work! Good uck with the breakup Uh is this the boy who sits in I'm worried Bc he's cheated seat 75? Message before πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @will_ent - - - - - - - - - - text post textpost textposts relatable comedy humour funny kyliejenner kardashians hiphop follow4follow f4f kanyewest like4like l4l tumblr tumblrtextpost imweak lmao justinbieber relateable lol hoeposts memesdaily oktweet funnymemes hiphop bieber trump

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Memes, Texting, and Verizon: Beyonca @biancam ichelle8 Plot twist: the boy who sits next to me has a crazy gf and I may have broke them up idk but my assignment got turned in on time ...oo Verizon 11:05 AM 73% feelings hurt bring that up with Seat 7 him not me I'm just trying to get stuff done Seat 7 What time are you gonna finish up everything? ldk where he sits m just trying I'm worried Bc he's cheated to make sure you're not texting before Who is this? my bf just for fun. This so awk lol l'm sorry. But if Oh my bad. Bianca lol? Oh no wtf lol is this fr? Girl idk you're still so concerned your boys name tbh his name maybe you should dump him n my phone is "seat 75" let's No where are you from? not do this bc like I said hw is due tonight and you're Uh but this is his phone so Houston? Your class??? embarrassing your man where is he?? So what are you texting about Literally it's stupid for you to He's showering right but i know text him asking when he'd be everyone tells me! It's so sad The assignment. It's due at 12 done like that not expecting me we'd been together since 10th You took pics of my notes in to be concerned. grade and then he hard time in class?? So I need the other college. page now f you creeped and got your feelings hurt bring that up with Oh this convo is a bit too much You exchanged numbers for him not me l'm just trying to for me. So dump him and tell this? get stuff done him to send me my work! Good uck with the breakup Uh is this the boy who sits in I'm worried Bc he's cheated seat 75? Message before "Good luck with the break up"

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