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Family, Food, and School: THIS TEACHER IS GOING TO HAVE AN INTERESTING SCHOOL YEAR WITH THIS KID udents, In order to better manage the class, together we will discuss and elaborate procedures for the following situations in the classroom. For each situation, we will decide what actions should be taken by me, Mr. Thomas, and yourself, the student. 1. If I have a question, need help, have a problem, or need to interrupt Mr. Thomas, Iwl shotmy Mi.Thomas will Shout back 2. If I arrive in class without the necessary tools, such as pens, pencils, worksheets or my binder Mr.Thomas will C 3. If I am late for class, will busfito clas and m ment on Mr. Thopmas rtac Mi.homas wal sh ondsythanks 4· I am late for class times, Iwill make nn effort to be late next Mi Thomas wil gire nehighfve 5. If I am absent from class, vrnew I will Mi:.Thomas wile dearl 6. If I do not hand in an assignment or lose an assignment, wbthe teache M:Tecble to affordne laptop Mr.Thomnas will 7. If I need to use the washroom or the pencil sharpener illbrds with one Stope nd harn my l on the way I will tthe bathroom w pdofmyefficienty Mr.Thomas he 8. If I arrive in class or am found in class with food or drink, in the class Iwill Share M.Thomas will ot aef an 9. IfI am caught using a cellphone or other electronic device in class without permission, halonFe making a cal I will F McThomas will unde atand 10. If I am disruptive in class, (For example: constantly leaving my desk or work area; interrupting Mr. Thomas when he is glving instruction; distracting others while ignoring my work) I wil Mic.Thomas will doenfil er Are there other situations which need to be discussed? MTsbe te) don i ven the chu see more awesome pictures at LOLDAMN.COM If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems

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