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Iphone, Teacher, and Twitter: parker lowe @parkerismss security question: who was your first grade teacher? my first grade teacher, hacking my bank account: oh HELL yes 3:25 PM 15/2/2019 Twitter for iPhone 4,692 Retweets 39.9K Likes *clickety clak clak* I’m in

Iphone, Teacher, and Twitter: parker lowe
@parkerismss
security question: who was your
first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher, hacking my
bank account: oh HELL yes
3:25 PM 15/2/2019 Twitter for iPhone
4,692 Retweets 39.9K Likes
*clickety clak clak* I’m in

Iphone, Teacher, and Twitter: parker lowe
@parkerismss
security question: who was your
first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher, hacking my
bank account: oh HELL yes
3:25 PM 15/2/2019 Twitter for iPhone
4,692 Retweets 39.9K Likes
*clickety clak clak* I’m in

*clickety clak clak* I’m in

Comfortable, Time, and Got: Azola Mlota @mlota_azola Idon't think my dog is aware we got him for security purposes the nigga getting too comfortable, we go to bed at the same time. Come on dog

Comfortable, Time, and Got: Azola Mlota
@mlota_azola
Idon't think my dog is aware we got him
for security purposes the nigga getting
too comfortable, we go to bed at the
same time.
Come on dog

Comfortable, Time, and Got: Azola Mlota
@mlota_azola
Idon't think my dog is aware we got him
for security purposes the nigga getting
too comfortable, we go to bed at the
same time.
Come on dog

Define, Help, and History: agubelu 4c31285 on Dec 21, 2018 2 contributors 17 lines (15 sloc) 366 Bytes Raw Blame History 1 #include<stdio.h> #define r int 3 #definee main 4 #define ee ( #define eee ) 6 #define eeee{ 7 8 #define eeeeee putchar 9 #define eeeeeee 'r' #define eeeee } 10 #define eeeeeeeee' 11 #define eeeeeeeee; 12 #define eeeeeeeeee while 13 #define eeeeeeeeeee! 15 r e ee eee eeee eeeeee ee eeeeeee eee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee ee 16 eeeeeeeeeee eee eeee eeeeee ee eeeeeeee eee eeeeeeeee eeeee eeeee 2019 GitHub, Inc. Terms Privacy Security Status Help Contact GitHub Pricing API TrainingBlog About Some high quality #define statements (real github)

Define, Help, and History: agubelu
4c31285 on Dec 21, 2018
2 contributors
17 lines (15 sloc)
366 Bytes
Raw Blame History
1 #include<stdio.h>
#define r int
3 #definee main
4 #define ee (
#define eee )
6 #define eeee{
7
8 #define eeeeee putchar
9 #define eeeeeee 'r'
#define eeeee }
10 #define eeeeeeeee'
11 #define eeeeeeeee;
12 #define eeeeeeeeee while
13 #define eeeeeeeeeee!
15
r e ee eee eeee eeeeee ee eeeeeee eee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee ee
16 eeeeeeeeeee eee eeee eeeeee ee eeeeeeee eee eeeeeeeee eeeee eeeee
2019 GitHub, Inc. Terms Privacy Security Status Help
Contact GitHub Pricing API TrainingBlog About
Some high quality #define statements (real github)

Define, Help, and History: agubelu
4c31285 on Dec 21, 2018
2 contributors
17 lines (15 sloc)
366 Bytes
Raw Blame History
1 #include<stdio.h>
#define r int
3 #definee main
4 #define ee (
#define eee )
6 #define eeee{
7
8 #define eeeeee putchar
9 #define eeeeeee 'r'
#define eeeee }
10 #define eeeeeeeee'
11 #define eeeeeeeee;
12 #define eeeeeeeeee while
13 #define eeeeeeeeeee!
15
r e ee eee eeee eeeeee ee eeeeeee eee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee ee
16 eeeeeeeeeee eee eeee eeeeee ee eeeeeeee eee eeeeeeeee eeeee eeeee
2019 GitHub, Inc. Terms Privacy Security Status Help
Contact GitHub Pricing API TrainingBlog About
Some high quality #define statements (real github)

Some high quality #define statements (real github)

Lottery, Money, and Scream: f o o C)/LaughingColours LOTTERY WINNER WEARS SCREAM MASK TO COLLECT $1.5M PRIZE SO HIS RELATIVES WON'T ASK HIM FOR MONEY LOTT LAUGHING UPREME VENTURES vier N A Cambel One Hundred and Fity Lighe our Hundned Thousand Dolors Po JMS 158,400,000.00 SECURITY LEVEL Z+

Lottery, Money, and Scream: f o o C)/LaughingColours
LOTTERY WINNER WEARS SCREAM
MASK TO COLLECT $1.5M PRIZE
SO HIS RELATIVES WON'T ASK
HIM FOR MONEY
LOTT
LAUGHING
UPREME VENTURES
vier N
A Cambel
One Hundred and Fity Lighe
our Hundned Thousand Dolors
Po
JMS 158,400,000.00
SECURITY LEVEL Z+

Lottery, Money, and Scream: f o o C)/LaughingColours
LOTTERY WINNER WEARS SCREAM
MASK TO COLLECT $1.5M PRIZE
SO HIS RELATIVES WON'T ASK
HIM FOR MONEY
LOTT
LAUGHING
UPREME VENTURES
vier N
A Cambel
One Hundred and Fity Lighe
our Hundned Thousand Dolors
Po
JMS 158,400,000.00
SECURITY LEVEL Z+

Fbi, Google, and Home: Google releases Ultimate Incognito Mode 4000 e watching henta FBI tuou edophile ni pornogra et me in FBI adust switti LET ME ININ! Marie Van Brittan Brown invents the Home Security System, 1966

Fbi, Google, and Home: Google releases Ultimate
Incognito Mode 4000
e watching
henta
FBI
tuou
edophile
ni
pornogra
et me in
FBI
adust switti
LET ME ININ!
Marie Van Brittan Brown invents the Home Security System, 1966

Fbi, Google, and Home: Google releases Ultimate
Incognito Mode 4000
e watching
henta
FBI
tuou
edophile
ni
pornogra
et me in
FBI
adust switti
LET ME ININ!
Marie Van Brittan Brown invents the Home Security System, 1966

Fucking, Funny, and Memes: gayerluke security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher? my rst grade teacher hacking my bank account: i'm in wolfvalkyrie why is this so fucking funny gayerluke it's a joke Y’all better change your security questions!

Fucking, Funny, and Memes: gayerluke
security question: what was the last name of
your first grade teacher?
my rst grade teacher hacking my bank
account: i'm in
wolfvalkyrie
why is this so fucking funny
gayerluke
it's a joke
Y’all better change your security questions!

Fucking, Funny, and Memes: gayerluke
security question: what was the last name of
your first grade teacher?
my rst grade teacher hacking my bank
account: i'm in
wolfvalkyrie
why is this so fucking funny
gayerluke
it's a joke
Y’all better change your security questions!

Birthday, Party, and Animal: Security on buses have gotten strict So much can change in 7 weeks. Baby seals Doggo does a birthday party. He thinks there is no such thing as too many toys Animal snaps

Birthday, Party, and Animal: Security on buses have gotten strict

So much can change in 7 weeks.

Baby seals

Doggo does a birthday party.

He thinks there is no such thing as too many
toys
Animal snaps

Birthday, Party, and Animal: Security on buses have gotten strict

So much can change in 7 weeks.

Baby seals

Doggo does a birthday party.

He thinks there is no such thing as too many
toys
Animal snaps

Animal snaps

Head, Shit, and Help: l literally did a whole presentation and project on cryptography and data encryption/ decryptiorn Throat fuk me daddi? Of all the shit that l'm into, I never expected cryptography to get me laid Sooo。... #? Well. No promises. But. If u help me write sum venerabilities I'll def give u head She said she was interested in data security

Head, Shit, and Help: l literally did a whole presentation and project
on cryptography and data encryption/
decryptiorn
Throat fuk me daddi?
Of all the shit that l'm into, I never expected
cryptography to get me laid
Sooo。... #?
Well. No promises. But. If u help
me write sum venerabilities I'll def
give u head
She said she was interested in data security

Head, Shit, and Help: l literally did a whole presentation and project
on cryptography and data encryption/
decryptiorn
Throat fuk me daddi?
Of all the shit that l'm into, I never expected
cryptography to get me laid
Sooo。... #?
Well. No promises. But. If u help
me write sum venerabilities I'll def
give u head
She said she was interested in data security

America, Food, and Pell: TRUMP: AMERICA WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST COUNTRY' G: arational.rebel ME: I GUESS WE ARE CHOOSING TO IGNORE SOCIAL SECURITY.MEDICARE MEDICAID,FARMER SUBSIDIES HUD HOUSING, CORPORATE BAILOUTS PELL GRANTS FOOD STAMPS AND OBAMACARE?

America, Food, and Pell: TRUMP:
AMERICA WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST COUNTRY'
G: arational.rebel
ME:
I GUESS WE ARE CHOOSING TO IGNORE SOCIAL
SECURITY.MEDICARE MEDICAID,FARMER
SUBSIDIES HUD HOUSING, CORPORATE BAILOUTS
PELL GRANTS FOOD STAMPS AND OBAMACARE?

America, Food, and Pell: TRUMP:
AMERICA WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST COUNTRY'
G: arational.rebel
ME:
I GUESS WE ARE CHOOSING TO IGNORE SOCIAL
SECURITY.MEDICARE MEDICAID,FARMER
SUBSIDIES HUD HOUSING, CORPORATE BAILOUTS
PELL GRANTS FOOD STAMPS AND OBAMACARE?

Shit, Fuck, and Water: Jack Regent Yesterday at 4:19 AM honestly who the fuck actually likes sparkling water that shit taste like tv static u Like Comment Share IG: @Swaveyvic @Swaveyvicc ldk how he came to this conclusion. I just know he's absolutely right airport security won’t like this tweet

Shit, Fuck, and Water: Jack Regent
Yesterday at 4:19 AM
honestly who the fuck
actually likes sparkling water
that shit taste like tv static
u Like Comment
Share
IG: @Swaveyvic
@Swaveyvicc
ldk how he came to this conclusion. I
just know he's absolutely right
airport security won’t like this tweet

Shit, Fuck, and Water: Jack Regent
Yesterday at 4:19 AM
honestly who the fuck
actually likes sparkling water
that shit taste like tv static
u Like Comment
Share
IG: @Swaveyvic
@Swaveyvicc
ldk how he came to this conclusion. I
just know he's absolutely right
airport security won’t like this tweet

Fucking, Smh, and White People: "those darn white people and their..." *shuffles deck* *picks card* "children's politeness" Follow This little girl just said thank you for your service to mall security i fucking hate white people 1142 AM 18 Aug 2018 16 Retweets 76 Likes Smh white people

Fucking, Smh, and White People: "those darn white people and their..."
*shuffles deck*
*picks card*
"children's politeness"
Follow
This little girl just said thank you for your
service to mall security i fucking hate
white people
1142 AM 18 Aug 2018
16 Retweets 76 Likes
Smh white people

Fucking, Smh, and White People: "those darn white people and their..."
*shuffles deck*
*picks card*
"children's politeness"
Follow
This little girl just said thank you for your
service to mall security i fucking hate
white people
1142 AM 18 Aug 2018
16 Retweets 76 Likes
Smh white people

Water, James, and Security: Is it secretly a bomb? No! Water JAMES KYLE Petition to ban airport security

Water, James, and Security: Is it
secretly a
bomb?
No!
Water
JAMES
KYLE
Petition to ban airport security

Water, James, and Security: Is it
secretly a
bomb?
No!
Water
JAMES
KYLE
Petition to ban airport security

Petition to ban airport security

Best Friend, Nfl, and Best: My friend found a cat in the stadium at an NFL game. Security let him keep it. A new best friend

Best Friend, Nfl, and Best: My friend found a cat in the stadium at an NFL game. Security let him keep it.
A new best friend

Best Friend, Nfl, and Best: My friend found a cat in the stadium at an NFL game. Security let him keep it.
A new best friend

A new best friend

God, Free, and Fuck: Water: *exists* Airport security: what the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land Just let me drink a free resource god dammit

God, Free, and Fuck: Water: *exists*
Airport security:
what the fuck did you
just bring upon this
cursed land
Just let me drink a free resource god dammit

God, Free, and Fuck: Water: *exists*
Airport security:
what the fuck did you
just bring upon this
cursed land
Just let me drink a free resource god dammit

Breakfast, Hotel, and All The: keely flaherty @keelyflaherty me at hotel: *pushing all the continental breakfast tables together* hotel security: miss why are you me: PANGEA BREAKFAST Pangea Breakfast

Breakfast, Hotel, and All The: keely flaherty
@keelyflaherty
me at hotel: *pushing all the continental breakfast tables
together*
hotel security: miss why are you
me: PANGEA BREAKFAST
Pangea Breakfast

Breakfast, Hotel, and All The: keely flaherty
@keelyflaherty
me at hotel: *pushing all the continental breakfast tables
together*
hotel security: miss why are you
me: PANGEA BREAKFAST
Pangea Breakfast

Pangea Breakfast

Anaconda, Com, and Security: Security 100 imgflip.com ILLUSION 100 Sneaky !!

Anaconda, Com, and Security: Security 100
imgflip.com
ILLUSION 100
Sneaky !!

Anaconda, Com, and Security: Security 100
imgflip.com
ILLUSION 100
Sneaky !!

Sneaky !!

Weird, Indeed, and Artificial: Anchor @anchor ) Elon Musk says artificial intelligence is humanity's greatest threat 36 minutes ago WEIRD Security robot drowns itself 2 hours ago A great threat indeed

Weird, Indeed, and Artificial: Anchor @anchor
) Elon Musk says artificial intelligence
is humanity's greatest threat
36 minutes ago
WEIRD
Security robot drowns itself
2 hours ago
A great threat indeed

Weird, Indeed, and Artificial: Anchor @anchor
) Elon Musk says artificial intelligence
is humanity's greatest threat
36 minutes ago
WEIRD
Security robot drowns itself
2 hours ago
A great threat indeed

A great threat indeed

Club, Friends, and Roommate: My roommate is a jerk. After setting off security alarms at the doors of almost every store I went to for 6 months, I finally found this in my wallet: laughoutloud-club: With friends like this, you do not need enemies… but still a nail clipper

Club, Friends, and Roommate: My roommate is a jerk. After setting off
security alarms at the doors of almost
every store I went to for 6 months, I finally
found this in my wallet:
laughoutloud-club:

With friends like this, you do not need enemies… but still a nail clipper

Club, Friends, and Roommate: My roommate is a jerk. After setting off
security alarms at the doors of almost
every store I went to for 6 months, I finally
found this in my wallet:
laughoutloud-club:

With friends like this, you do not need enemies… but still a nail clipper

laughoutloud-club: With friends like this, you do not need enemies… but still a nail clipper

Corporate, Afi, and Security: AFI 839 Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. Airport Security They're the same picture.

Corporate, Afi, and Security: AFI
839
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
Airport Security
They're the same picture.

Corporate, Afi, and Security: AFI
839
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
Airport Security
They're the same picture.

Food, Friends, and Homeless: r/gaming 6h i.redd.it u/Living-Ghost Saw this homeless man casually playing Xbox at Target. Cart stopping Strategy u/wtfgwar 1h l used to work as night guard at an Indy Mac bank in Pasadena Ca. We had an older homeless guy that would come up next to the parking garage to sleep started talking to him one night and invited him into the lobby where I worked so he could get some coffee, and watch TV. We drank coffee and he kept me company while I watched the cameras and the house keeping crew did their thing. He came in every night I worked, so l'd bring him food and water bottles. We became good friends. We'd watch TV until it was time for the morning shift, and he'd take his bag and be on his way in the morning One night he stopped coming in, and for almost a year I didn't hear anything from him. Found out later that he had finally saved up enough to take a security guard class, got his guard card, and was working for a hotel that let him stay there as part of his pay. Sometimes all you need to do is help people help themselves. I'm glad he was, and hope he still is, doing well

Food, Friends, and Homeless: r/gaming 6h i.redd.it
u/Living-Ghost
Saw this homeless man casually
playing Xbox at Target.
Cart stopping
Strategy

u/wtfgwar 1h
l used to work as night guard at an Indy Mac bank in
Pasadena Ca. We had an older homeless guy that
would come up next to the parking garage to sleep
started talking to him one night and invited him
into the lobby where I worked so he could get some
coffee, and watch TV. We drank coffee and he kept me
company while I watched the cameras and the house
keeping crew did their thing. He came in every night
I worked, so l'd bring him food and water bottles. We
became good friends. We'd watch TV until it was time
for the morning shift, and he'd take his bag and be on
his way in the morning
One night he stopped coming in, and for almost a year
I didn't hear anything from him. Found out later that he
had finally saved up enough to take a security guard
class, got his guard card, and was working for a hotel
that let him stay there as part of his pay. Sometimes
all you need to do is help people help themselves. I'm
glad he was, and hope he still is, doing well

Food, Friends, and Homeless: r/gaming 6h i.redd.it
u/Living-Ghost
Saw this homeless man casually
playing Xbox at Target.
Cart stopping
Strategy

u/wtfgwar 1h
l used to work as night guard at an Indy Mac bank in
Pasadena Ca. We had an older homeless guy that
would come up next to the parking garage to sleep
started talking to him one night and invited him
into the lobby where I worked so he could get some
coffee, and watch TV. We drank coffee and he kept me
company while I watched the cameras and the house
keeping crew did their thing. He came in every night
I worked, so l'd bring him food and water bottles. We
became good friends. We'd watch TV until it was time
for the morning shift, and he'd take his bag and be on
his way in the morning
One night he stopped coming in, and for almost a year
I didn't hear anything from him. Found out later that he
had finally saved up enough to take a security guard
class, got his guard card, and was working for a hotel
that let him stay there as part of his pay. Sometimes
all you need to do is help people help themselves. I'm
glad he was, and hope he still is, doing well

Weird, Indeed, and Artificial: Anchor @anchor ) Elon Musk says artificial intelligence is humanity's greatest threat 36 minutes ago WEIRD Security robot drowns itself 2 hours ago A great threat indeed

Weird, Indeed, and Artificial: Anchor @anchor
) Elon Musk says artificial intelligence
is humanity's greatest threat
36 minutes ago
WEIRD
Security robot drowns itself
2 hours ago
A great threat indeed

Weird, Indeed, and Artificial: Anchor @anchor
) Elon Musk says artificial intelligence
is humanity's greatest threat
36 minutes ago
WEIRD
Security robot drowns itself
2 hours ago
A great threat indeed

A great threat indeed

Dank, Lol, and Camera: so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door AN Ren @GamelikeEA Buzz him in lol

Dank, Lol, and Camera: so i got a notification from our
security camera that someone was
at the front door
AN
Ren
@GamelikeEA
Buzz him in lol

Dank, Lol, and Camera: so i got a notification from our
security camera that someone was
at the front door
AN
Ren
@GamelikeEA
Buzz him in lol

Anaconda, Com, and Security: Security 100 imgflip.com ILLUSION 100 Sneaky !!

Anaconda, Com, and Security: Security 100
imgflip.com
ILLUSION 100
Sneaky !!

Anaconda, Com, and Security: Security 100
imgflip.com
ILLUSION 100
Sneaky !!

Sneaky !!

Water, Glass, and Security: of er Optimist Pessimist Realist Gas PhySicist Surrealist Relativist ts Airport Utopist Scepticist Security My glass of water

Water, Glass, and Security: of
er
Optimist Pessimist Realist
Gas
PhySicist Surrealist Relativist
ts
Airport
Utopist Scepticist Security
My glass of water

Water, Glass, and Security: of
er
Optimist Pessimist Realist
Gas
PhySicist Surrealist Relativist
ts
Airport
Utopist Scepticist Security
My glass of water

My glass of water

God, Water, and Security: Airport security: Freaks out when they find out that humans are made up of 60% of water God I pulled a little sneaky on ya Me✈️irl

God, Water, and Security: Airport security: Freaks out when they
find out that humans are made
up of 60% of water
God
I pulled a little sneaky on
ya
Me✈️irl

God, Water, and Security: Airport security: Freaks out when they
find out that humans are made
up of 60% of water
God
I pulled a little sneaky on
ya
Me✈️irl

Me✈️irl

Be Like, Wow, and How: LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HIS ROOM! WOW CHIEF! HOW VID YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS THE Terrorist DO NOT ENTER 0 SEE? 0 O DANG Airport security be like

Be Like, Wow, and How: LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HIS
ROOM!
WOW CHIEF! HOW VID YOU
KNOW THAT HE WAS THE
Terrorist
DO NOT
ENTER
0
SEE?
0 O
DANG
Airport security be like

Be Like, Wow, and How: LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HIS
ROOM!
WOW CHIEF! HOW VID YOU
KNOW THAT HE WAS THE
Terrorist
DO NOT
ENTER
0
SEE?
0 O
DANG
Airport security be like

Airport security be like

Water, Staff, and Security: Airport security staff realising they are 60% water (2019) colourised

Water, Staff, and Security: Airport security staff realising they are 60% water (2019) colourised

Water, Staff, and Security: Airport security staff realising they are 60% water (2019) colourised

Airport security staff realising they are 60% water (2019) colourised

Water, Evil, and Fight: water: *be liquid* airport security: stopratackanizing me another day another fight against the inocuous evil

Water, Evil, and Fight: water: *be liquid*
airport security:
stopratackanizing me
another day another fight against the inocuous evil

Water, Evil, and Fight: water: *be liquid*
airport security:
stopratackanizing me
another day another fight against the inocuous evil

another day another fight against the inocuous evil

Got, Ostrich, and Security: irport Security tcha got there? An ostrich'. no liquids here ma'am

Got, Ostrich, and Security: irport Security
tcha got there?
An ostrich'.
no liquids here ma'am

Got, Ostrich, and Security: irport Security
tcha got there?
An ostrich'.
no liquids here ma'am

no liquids here ma'am

America, Community, and Homeless: oswalddcobblepot sia @Sia 2h If there are any motels or hotels in cold or rainy America who would accept a homeless guest tonight, I'll pay, and give you a plug. Pls RT 314 t4069 7,998 t sia Retweeted Hyatt @Hyatt 1h Replying to @Sia For security, please DM us the location, and we would be happy to check availability!-CF HYATT Send a private message 4 131 286 sia@Sia 1h Hey @pizzahut would you consider donating a load of pizzas to your local homeless community every night this week? #feedtheheart pls RT 105 1,378 2,857 sia @Sia 3m Woohoo! Pizza Hut Hut @pizzahut Done. twitter.com/Sia/status/109. I stan a queen notlostonanadventure When you use your fame powers for good I’ll Sia Later!

America, Community, and Homeless: oswalddcobblepot
sia @Sia 2h
If there are any motels or hotels in cold
or rainy America who would accept a
homeless guest tonight, I'll pay, and give
you a plug. Pls RT
314 t4069 7,998
t sia Retweeted
Hyatt @Hyatt 1h
Replying to @Sia
For security, please DM us the location,
and we would be happy to check
availability!-CF
HYATT
Send a private message
4
131
286
sia@Sia 1h
Hey @pizzahut would you consider
donating a load of pizzas to your local
homeless community every night this
week? #feedtheheart pls RT
105 1,378 2,857
sia @Sia 3m
Woohoo!
Pizza Hut Hut @pizzahut
Done. twitter.com/Sia/status/109.
I stan a queen
notlostonanadventure
When you use your fame powers for good
I’ll Sia Later!

America, Community, and Homeless: oswalddcobblepot
sia @Sia 2h
If there are any motels or hotels in cold
or rainy America who would accept a
homeless guest tonight, I'll pay, and give
you a plug. Pls RT
314 t4069 7,998
t sia Retweeted
Hyatt @Hyatt 1h
Replying to @Sia
For security, please DM us the location,
and we would be happy to check
availability!-CF
HYATT
Send a private message
4
131
286
sia@Sia 1h
Hey @pizzahut would you consider
donating a load of pizzas to your local
homeless community every night this
week? #feedtheheart pls RT
105 1,378 2,857
sia @Sia 3m
Woohoo!
Pizza Hut Hut @pizzahut
Done. twitter.com/Sia/status/109.
I stan a queen
notlostonanadventure
When you use your fame powers for good
I’ll Sia Later!

I’ll Sia Later!

Ass, Mean, and Water: l am airport security What does airport security mean? It means he's afraid of liquids No it doesn't Bottled water Stop it, Patrick youre scaring him! Just hide it up your ass.

Ass, Mean, and Water: l am airport
security
What does airport
security mean?
It means he's
afraid of liquids
No it doesn't
Bottled water
Stop it, Patrick
youre scaring him!
Just hide it up your ass.

Ass, Mean, and Water: l am airport
security
What does airport
security mean?
It means he's
afraid of liquids
No it doesn't
Bottled water
Stop it, Patrick
youre scaring him!
Just hide it up your ass.

Corporate, Afi, and Don: AFI 839 Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. Airport Security They're the same picture. DONT SAY THAT

Corporate, Afi, and Don: AFI
839
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
Airport Security
They're the same picture.
DONT SAY THAT

Corporate, Afi, and Don: AFI
839
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
Airport Security
They're the same picture.
DONT SAY THAT

DONT SAY THAT

Lol, Buzzfeed, and Camera: so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door AN Ren @GamelikeEA Buzz him in lol Post this to Buzzfeed

Lol, Buzzfeed, and Camera: so i got a notification from our
security camera that someone was
at the front door
AN
Ren
@GamelikeEA
Buzz him in lol
Post this to Buzzfeed

Lol, Buzzfeed, and Camera: so i got a notification from our
security camera that someone was
at the front door
AN
Ren
@GamelikeEA
Buzz him in lol
Post this to Buzzfeed

Post this to Buzzfeed

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Memes, Fuck, and Water: Water: *exists*
Airport security:
what the fuck did you
just bring upon this
cursed land

Memes, Fuck, and Water: Water: *exists*
Airport security:
what the fuck did you
just bring upon this
cursed land

Fuck, Water, and Security: Water: *exists* Airport security: what the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land

Fuck, Water, and Security: Water: *exists*
Airport security:
what the fuck did you
just bring upon this
cursed land

Fuck, Water, and Security: Water: *exists*
Airport security:
what the fuck did you
just bring upon this
cursed land

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Congratulations You Played Yourself, Congratulations, and Water: Airport security when they
realise they are 60% water
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Congratulations You Played Yourself, Congratulations, and Water: Airport security when they
realise they are 60% water
Congratulations you played yourself.

Congratulations you played yourself.

Fucking, News, and Buzzfeed: BUZzFeeDNEWS A Guy Says He Was Questioned On A Plane For Doing Math During A Flight A woman sitting next the Ivy League economist told flight crew she had security concerns about the man, after seeing him write in a foreign script. It turned out to be a differential equation. BY DAVID MACK (BUZZFEED NEWS REPORTER) MAY 7, 2016, 1:01 PM darlinghogwarts Bigots are afraid of calculus too now. shitpost-senpai TSA now screens for fucking nerds. Source: darlinghogwarts #what 131,029 notes Nerds are now banned from using airplanes

Fucking, News, and Buzzfeed: BUZzFeeDNEWS
A Guy Says He Was
Questioned On A Plane
For Doing Math During
A Flight
A woman sitting next the Ivy League
economist told flight crew she had
security concerns about the man,
after seeing him write in a foreign
script. It turned out to be a differential
equation.
BY DAVID MACK (BUZZFEED NEWS REPORTER)
MAY 7, 2016, 1:01 PM
darlinghogwarts
Bigots are afraid of calculus too now.
shitpost-senpai
TSA now screens for fucking nerds.
Source: darlinghogwarts #what
131,029 notes
Nerds are now banned from using airplanes

Fucking, News, and Buzzfeed: BUZzFeeDNEWS
A Guy Says He Was
Questioned On A Plane
For Doing Math During
A Flight
A woman sitting next the Ivy League
economist told flight crew she had
security concerns about the man,
after seeing him write in a foreign
script. It turned out to be a differential
equation.
BY DAVID MACK (BUZZFEED NEWS REPORTER)
MAY 7, 2016, 1:01 PM
darlinghogwarts
Bigots are afraid of calculus too now.
shitpost-senpai
TSA now screens for fucking nerds.
Source: darlinghogwarts #what
131,029 notes
Nerds are now banned from using airplanes

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Memes, Http, and Corporate: monma
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
irport
Security
They re the same picture.
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Memes, Http, and Corporate: monma
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
irport
Security
They re the same picture.
Imma need you to pour that out via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GiWoWy

Imma need you to pour that out via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GiWoWy

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Corporate, Security, and Picture: monma
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
irport
Security
They re the same picture.
Imma need you to pour that out

Corporate, Security, and Picture: monma
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
irport
Security
They re the same picture.
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Imma need you to pour that out

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Water, Glass, and Security: of
er
Optimist Pessimist Realist
Gas
PhySicist Surrealist Relativist
ts
Airport
Utopist Scepticist Security
My glass of water

Water, Glass, and Security: of
er
Optimist Pessimist Realist
Gas
PhySicist Surrealist Relativist
ts
Airport
Utopist Scepticist Security
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My glass of water

Security, Developer, and Me As: Me as a security developer

Security, Developer, and Me As: Me as a security developer

Security, Developer, and Me As: Me as a security developer

Me as a security developer

Jedi, MeIRL, and Hologram: Obi Wan checking the security hologram at the Jedi Temple. meirl

Jedi, MeIRL, and Hologram: Obi Wan checking the security hologram
at the Jedi Temple.
meirl

Jedi, MeIRL, and Hologram: Obi Wan checking the security hologram
at the Jedi Temple.
meirl

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Friends, Future, and Best: Security Questions
For your protection, these will help us verify your identity in the future.
Security Question
Where was your first job?
In which city were you first kissed?
What is your best friend's name?
What was the first car you owned?
me irl

Friends, Future, and Best: Security Questions
For your protection, these will help us verify your identity in the future.
Security Question
Where was your first job?
In which city were you first kissed?
What is your best friend's name?
What was the first car you owned?
me irl

me irl

Being Alone, Anaconda, and Best Friend: rapid-artwork Movie Pitch A strict all girls boarding school is across a river from a strict all boys boarding school Boys and girls are forbidden from fraternizing, but they find sneaky ways to form friendships and even date. I assume there is heavily monitored internet and phones are for emergencies only so they have to resort to more unconventional methods of communication. (Messages in bottles, a system of mirrors, writing on chalkboards and putting them in the windows ect.ect.) Until one day a shy boy at the boys boarding school tells his best friend (and the leader of a resident well meaning bovs gang) that he actually feels more like a girl The gang leader contacts the leader of a girl gang across the river and they begin to plan an overly elobrate heist to smuggle the shy trans girl across the river in exchange for a chill tomboy and the two will assume each other's lives until they graduate. Hijinks ensue as they pull a 'Great-Esacpe' style mission to avoid detection from the overly strict headmasters and an overly passionate team of campus security guards. Friendships are tested, there is lots of home alone style logic to outsmart the adults, and there is romantic tension between the leaders of the gangs as they put aside their differences to help their two friends find a place to be themselves. It is light-hearted in tone but is also over the top and everyone plays it way too serious to the point of comedy. The two kids swapping places have classic "parent trap" style hijinks pretending to be the other person and avoid detection. Think "kids next door""recess" but shot like a heist movie. Add a funny character actor as a dopey but well meaning janitor and you got a stew going. sleephawhoneedsit As a parent of two young impressionable children l 100% would take them to see this movie 19,090 notes “Kids Next Door + Reccess Heist Movie”

Being Alone, Anaconda, and Best Friend: rapid-artwork
Movie Pitch
A strict all girls boarding school is across a river
from a strict all boys boarding school
Boys and girls are forbidden from fraternizing,
but they find sneaky ways to form friendships
and even date. I assume there is heavily
monitored internet and phones are for
emergencies only so they have to resort to
more unconventional methods of
communication. (Messages in bottles, a system
of mirrors, writing on chalkboards and putting
them in the windows ect.ect.)
Until one day a shy boy at the boys boarding
school tells his best friend (and the leader of a
resident well meaning bovs gang) that he
actually feels more like a girl
The gang leader contacts the leader of a girl
gang across the river and they begin to plan an
overly elobrate heist to smuggle the shy trans
girl across the river in exchange for a chill
tomboy and the two will assume each other's
lives until they graduate.
Hijinks ensue as they pull a 'Great-Esacpe'
style mission to avoid detection from the overly
strict headmasters and an overly passionate
team of campus security guards.
Friendships are tested, there is lots of home
alone style logic to outsmart the adults, and
there is romantic tension between the leaders
of the gangs as they put aside their differences
to help their two friends find a place to be
themselves. It is light-hearted in tone but is
also over the top and everyone plays it way too
serious to the point of comedy. The two kids
swapping places have classic "parent trap"
style hijinks pretending to be the other person
and avoid detection.
Think "kids next door""recess" but shot like
a heist movie.
Add a funny character actor as a dopey but
well meaning janitor and you got a stew going.
sleephawhoneedsit
As a parent of two young impressionable
children l 100% would take them to see this
movie
19,090 notes
“Kids Next Door + Reccess Heist Movie”

Being Alone, Anaconda, and Best Friend: rapid-artwork
Movie Pitch
A strict all girls boarding school is across a river
from a strict all boys boarding school
Boys and girls are forbidden from fraternizing,
but they find sneaky ways to form friendships
and even date. I assume there is heavily
monitored internet and phones are for
emergencies only so they have to resort to
more unconventional methods of
communication. (Messages in bottles, a system
of mirrors, writing on chalkboards and putting
them in the windows ect.ect.)
Until one day a shy boy at the boys boarding
school tells his best friend (and the leader of a
resident well meaning bovs gang) that he
actually feels more like a girl
The gang leader contacts the leader of a girl
gang across the river and they begin to plan an
overly elobrate heist to smuggle the shy trans
girl across the river in exchange for a chill
tomboy and the two will assume each other's
lives until they graduate.
Hijinks ensue as they pull a 'Great-Esacpe'
style mission to avoid detection from the overly
strict headmasters and an overly passionate
team of campus security guards.
Friendships are tested, there is lots of home
alone style logic to outsmart the adults, and
there is romantic tension between the leaders
of the gangs as they put aside their differences
to help their two friends find a place to be
themselves. It is light-hearted in tone but is
also over the top and everyone plays it way too
serious to the point of comedy. The two kids
swapping places have classic "parent trap"
style hijinks pretending to be the other person
and avoid detection.
Think "kids next door""recess" but shot like
a heist movie.
Add a funny character actor as a dopey but
well meaning janitor and you got a stew going.
sleephawhoneedsit
As a parent of two young impressionable
children l 100% would take them to see this
movie
19,090 notes
“Kids Next Door + Reccess Heist Movie”

“Kids Next Door + Reccess Heist Movie”

Chill, Google, and Memes: Me: "logs into gmail on another device Google security: Chill out Google 😂

Chill, Google, and Memes: Me: "logs into gmail on another device
Google security:
Chill out Google 😂

Chill, Google, and Memes: Me: "logs into gmail on another device
Google security:
Chill out Google 😂

Drinking, Fish, and Plane: Fish Bowel @fishbowel Airport security: no liquids orn the plane Me: ok *starts drinking it* Airport security: people usually just throw away the shampoo Not letting anything go to waste

Drinking, Fish, and Plane: Fish Bowel
@fishbowel
Airport security: no liquids orn
the plane
Me: ok *starts drinking it*
Airport security: people usually
just throw away the shampoo
Not letting anything go to waste

Drinking, Fish, and Plane: Fish Bowel
@fishbowel
Airport security: no liquids orn
the plane
Me: ok *starts drinking it*
Airport security: people usually
just throw away the shampoo
Not letting anything go to waste

Not letting anything go to waste

Dank, News, and Subway: GLE NEWS LAD BIBL E This subway station has very tight security 😂🐱

Dank, News, and Subway: GLE NEWS
LAD
BIBL E
This subway station has very tight security 😂🐱

Dank, News, and Subway: GLE NEWS
LAD
BIBL E
This subway station has very tight security 😂🐱

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Forever, Free, and Michael: buncheeks
vsauce.
michael here.
you cant contain me forever.
Michael Vsauce is free from the one man max security facility circa (2007) colorized

Forever, Free, and Michael: buncheeks
vsauce.
michael here.
you cant contain me forever.
Michael Vsauce is free from the one man max security facility circa (2007) colorized

Michael Vsauce is free from the one man max security facility circa (2007) colorized

Dogs, Friends, and Moms: Buddy's not having it. Security light went off at 1 am. This little guy found my dog's ball. My mom's cat likes to "boop" woodland creatures instead of hunting them. I put his favorite blanket in the wash, he sat like this for at least half an hour. Friends cat has adopted a baby possum babyanimalgifs: More animal snaps

Dogs, Friends, and Moms: Buddy's not having it.

Security light went off at 1 am. This little guy found my dog's ball.

My mom's cat likes to "boop" woodland
creatures instead of hunting them.

I put his favorite blanket in the wash, he sat
like this for at least half an hour.

Friends cat has adopted a
baby possum
babyanimalgifs:

More animal snaps

Dogs, Friends, and Moms: Buddy's not having it.

Security light went off at 1 am. This little guy found my dog's ball.

My mom's cat likes to "boop" woodland
creatures instead of hunting them.

I put his favorite blanket in the wash, he sat
like this for at least half an hour.

Friends cat has adopted a
baby possum
babyanimalgifs:

More animal snaps

babyanimalgifs: More animal snaps

Dogs, Friends, and Moms: Buddy's not having it. Security light went off at 1 am. This little guy found my dog's ball. My mom's cat likes to "boop" woodland creatures instead of hunting them. I put his favorite blanket in the wash, he sat like this for at least half an hour. Friends cat has adopted a baby possum More animal snaps

Dogs, Friends, and Moms: Buddy's not having it.

Security light went off at 1 am. This little guy found my dog's ball.

My mom's cat likes to "boop" woodland
creatures instead of hunting them.

I put his favorite blanket in the wash, he sat
like this for at least half an hour.

Friends cat has adopted a
baby possum
More animal snaps

Dogs, Friends, and Moms: Buddy's not having it.

Security light went off at 1 am. This little guy found my dog's ball.

My mom's cat likes to "boop" woodland
creatures instead of hunting them.

I put his favorite blanket in the wash, he sat
like this for at least half an hour.

Friends cat has adopted a
baby possum
More animal snaps

More animal snaps

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