She just bit my finger & I was not happy about it! (via)
She looks like she’s up to something mischievous. (via funcoolmami)
Hope she says yes.
She survived the fall from heaven
surprisedentistry:this is how Meatball looks at Athena
when Athena walks in the room Meatball sits directly at her f...
She said she liked dark humor…
Her bio said she has a wealth of dad jokes at her disposal
First message and she sent me this. Probably the best thing ever happened to me on dating apps. (btw I’m about 6'7" and I love Mario Kart)
Male lizard holding up his gf so she can take a nap (via)
she’s outta here
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by “IT’S JUST PERIOD”
So this is Eclipse. Every day she leaves her house by herself, and takes the bus downtown to the dog park. She even has her own bus pass...
When Leigh, a young and successful
lawyer, is left by her boyfriend of two years for an Instagram model,
How MAD is She??
Made her a bridge to the window she always stared at but could never reach. (Source)
When you get to bring your dog to work and she reminds you that you’re her favorite person. (Source)
Sane 90s Marvel vs Insane 2020 SJW MarvelNo, the one on the right is not The Incredible Hulk in drag.They mutilated...
She literally look like that tho…
She looks like she’s figured life out
She was close
She could have created the cure to covid 19
Am I only the only one who thinks this “meme” is BS? Like ywd she be a class.
On the plus side, she will not have to babysit!
She might not be good, but i love playing with her!
She is the chosen Karen
Leave extra dipping sauce packets, too, because she has pockets
My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.
She wore a Toronto Maple Leafs cap in her second photo…
She thinks I’m joking…
But she was cute..
She’s asked for random facts.
She’s not wrong
@aglionbysource hunt: favorite quotes
It was the way she felt when she looked at the s t a r s.
There is a Sphynx who takes children as her wards and raises them to know many things. She calls them her little riddles....
she’s in a wheelchair
She said it
hermajestyimher:She single-handedly ended the pick mes with this tweet
Although we have only seen each other on video calls for the past 68 days I still feel like this every time she answers :)
She IS really cute!
That bird is magnificent and she knows it
She always makes me smile