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America, Birthday, and Cheetos: 1Lhu50KIG #124029364 04.05 08:21:02 JPEG 700x762 151 KB Is using an exploit in a video game to crash servers illegal in America? Is it illegal to crash a video game's server using nothing but in- game mechanics? I found an exploit in a Steam survival game that can crash the server for about 5-10 minutes, booting everyone off the server It uses nothing but in-game mechanics to do Is it considered a DoS attack? Or, since I'm just "playing the game" would it hold up in court? 6 E bAc9a7FZ #124030682 04.05 08:36:59 >Knock on door GO AWAY IM BUSY >Door opens, anons parents take a timid step into the room Pissjugs fill most of the available floorspace > "Anon, what. What are you doing?" Camera pans to anon, who sits crosslegged and hunched over a small dusty monitor, fat rolls flowing freely to reveal a completely naked figure except for some ripped, stained Y fronts. "I just found a small indie game on Steam where I can exploit an ingame mechanic to crash the servers *snortlaugh* *shart I'm basically a hacker, you know. A pale, chunky hand reaches into an industrial-sized bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Some sounds, akin to that of a hungry hippopotamus devouring a small mammal, follow. The creature wipes the crumbs on its pallid body o-okay, anon. We'll leave you to it. The mother wipes away a single tear as she backs out the room. The father gives a single glare, a mix of regret, shame and stoic acceptance, before following suit and gently closing over the door A single balloon reading "Happy 30th birthday, son!" hovers for several days in the doorway unnoticed, until the helium leaks out of it and it slumps, almost wearily, to the floor
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America, Anaconda, and Fail: Olympic Games Rio 2016 SCHEDULE ATHLETES MEDALS COUNT Country United Sta... 35 33 32 100 Great Brita... 22 21 13 56 China 2 20 16 22 58 Germany 13 8 11 32 4 Russia 12 15 18 45 Japan 12 6 19 37 France 8 12 14 34 Italy 8 10 6 24 8 Netherlands 8 4 Australia 7 10 <p><a href="http://bill-11b.tumblr.com/post/149203783561/cyrodiil-burns-mikeraccoonboy" class="tumblr_blog">bill-11b</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyrodiil-burns.tumblr.com/post/149203113856">cyrodiil-burns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikeraccoonboy.tumblr.com/post/149201399084">mikeraccoonboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allamericankindofguy.tumblr.com/post/149180749725">allamericankindofguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikeraccoonboy.tumblr.com/post/149179117889">mikeraccoonboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://right-over-wrong.tumblr.com/post/149177974998">right-over-wrong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allamericankindofguy.tumblr.com/post/149172960010">allamericankindofguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dear other countries,</p> <p>Fuck you.</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="490" data-orig-height="368" data-tumblr-attribution="shart-nado:qrctWLy6eSybM0zUyLTqgQ:ZVpfDs16s94vc" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41adf47bee0adb7829c8e724b901d2f1/tumblr_n0pmjuNjvr1sqhsqco1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c7618eb884f0db9e0ac41fe2b4127051/tumblr_inline_oc5xjjNO1L1spyc4y_500.gif" data-orig-width="490" data-orig-height="368" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41adf47bee0adb7829c8e724b901d2f1/tumblr_n0pmjuNjvr1sqhsqco1_500.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>not really….</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="130" data-orig-width="742"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14ca517c72eab96c35879ee712b67d75/tumblr_inline_oc5z2khkBC1tio9zc_540.png" data-orig-height="130" data-orig-width="742"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="974" data-orig-width="391"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d9712a3346a727ca9ea69a8abd902476/tumblr_inline_oc5z2rciGK1tio9zc_540.png" data-orig-height="974" data-orig-width="391"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Maybe you didn’t read correctly.</p> <p>We’ve won 100 Olympic Medals this Olympics.</p> <p>It’s not because we’re a big country.</p> <p>It’s because we’re better than everyone else.</p> </blockquote> <p>A Grenta citizen is 33 times more likely to win a medal in the olypimpics than an american one. Grenata and all those countries in that list are better at the olympics than America.</p> </blockquote> <p>Except your little chart does not prove any sort of correlation between population size and medal count. The numbers are all over the place. </p> <p>By your reasoning China would destroy the US. It doesn’t. You fail statistics.</p> </blockquote> <p><i>“LOL When I adjust the statistics to meet my preconceived conclusion, it shows that actually my position is correct!” </i><br/><br/>Holy fuck, I guarantee this is one of those people who thinks America has the #1 gun death rate in the world too. </p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="244" data-tumblr-attribution="michellesamarax:-n131skzBEs0CxXGLFkfew:Zp7kso1PX34ZM" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/12a7540b72b0aeeb743950472ce9cab3/tumblr_nb39gotJ5a1tor24co1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/12a7540b72b0aeeb743950472ce9cab3/tumblr_inline_oc6xyxpa0w1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="244" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/12a7540b72b0aeeb743950472ce9cab3/tumblr_nb39gotJ5a1tor24co1_500.gif"/></figure>
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