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Af, Another One, and Ass: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch, so this is her daily act of rebellion So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "๐Ÿค”...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles ๐Ÿ˜‚." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS ๐Ÿ˜. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u ๐Ÿค—. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“ท: Reddit u-ebbp)
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Dogs, Food, and Friday: German shepherd pictured carrying his own bag of dog food the morning after Hurricane Harvev is hailed a hero By Ann Schmidt For Dailymail.com Updated at 1:25 PM on 27 August 2017 80 8 Repost @denise13dd ใƒปใƒปใƒป A dog that got loose during HurricaneHarvey has become a hero after a picture of him carrying a bag of dog food went viral. German shepherd mix Otis, from Stinton, Texas, got loose during the hurricane on Friday night. Salvador Segovia, 65, was watching Otis, his five-year-old grandson Carter's dog. Carter had fled the city because of the flooding.Segovia realized Otis was gone Friday night and even though he tried calling his name, Otis didn't return, Chron.com reported. On Saturday morning, Segovia noticed a bag of Otis' dog food was gone from his porch, so Segovia drove around the neighborhood to look for the missing dog. Meanwhile, neighbor Tiele Dockens saw Otis carrying his bag of food and took a picture, which has since gone viral. She captioned the picture: 'This dog is walking around Sinton TX carrying a entire bag of dog food with him. LOL refugee'. The snap has since had 21,700 shares, 2,000 comments and 8,500 reactions by Saturday night.Added to the end of her caption, Dockens wrote:'PSA: Owner is found. He is not a stray he just got out on his street. Dogs name is Otis' (sic). Thankfully, Segovia was able to find Otis and bring him home before Carter returned. According to the grandfather, Otis has helped comfort five-year-old Carter, who has had numerous hospital visits for seizures and asthma. He is also well-known in town. 'Otis can go to Dairy Queen and he can get a hamburger,' Segovia told Chron.com. 'He's the only dog allowed to lie down in front of the county court house. He also goes to H.E.B. He's not a stray. He's a good dog.' hurricaneharvey prayfortexas disaster smartdog hurricane flooding ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

Repost @denise13dd ใƒปใƒปใƒป A dog that got loose during HurricaneHarvey has become a hero after a picture of him carrying a bag of dog food went ...

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