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thecheshirechloe: optometrictzedek: thewebcomicsreview: Whatโ€™s funny is when you read articles about what happened, they never mention how Yahoo promised no ads only to put in ads anyway, pissing off and alienating users. They never mention that Verizonโ€™s idea of โ€œno adult contentโ€ was to implement poorly trained bots to clear the site of anything that looked like a tittie, which utterly failed at clearing the site of adult content or spam bots and instead forced millions of SFW users, especially artists, off the site. Instead they just say โ€œVerizonโ€™s decision to ban adult content upset and alienated many users.โ€ Like no, thatโ€™s not even remotely what happened. I get new porn/spam bot follows daily even now, the problem is the worst its ever been, Verizon failed spectacularly at doing what they said theyโ€™d do (including protecting artists etc. from being targeted by their algorithms). The news wants the public to believe that we all threw a hissy fit and left en masse like a crowd of depraved neckbeards when tumblr banned adult content, driving the site into the ground as we left. Not a single article Iโ€™ve seen has discussed how Verizon/Yahoo is at fault. Not one. โ€ฆ do they not know that itโ€™s their own fault?? Do they genuinely think that weโ€™re all mad about the โ€œlack of pornographyโ€??? : Dan Primack @danprimack 3h Automattic paid peanuts for Tumblr. Source familiar puts it well south of $20 million. Reminder: Yahoo paid $1.1 billion for it. t Tumblr Verizon agrees to sell Tumblr to owner of Wordpress Yahoo acquired the company in 2013 for $1.1 billion. &axios.com 84 t1.1K 1.9K Dan Primack @danprimack 2h Again, just to be clear... emphasis on the "well below" $20 million... t39 448 Dan Primack @danprimack 3/Story updated: Price less than $3 million. 6:16 PM Aug 12, 2019 TweetDeck thecheshirechloe: optometrictzedek: thewebcomicsreview: Whatโ€™s funny is when you read articles about what happened, they never mention how Yahoo promised no ads only to put in ads anyway, pissing off and alienating users. They never mention that Verizonโ€™s idea of โ€œno adult contentโ€ was to implement poorly trained bots to clear the site of anything that looked like a tittie, which utterly failed at clearing the site of adult content or spam bots and instead forced millions of SFW users, especially artists, off the site. Instead they just say โ€œVerizonโ€™s decision to ban adult content upset and alienated many users.โ€ Like no, thatโ€™s not even remotely what happened. I get new porn/spam bot follows daily even now, the problem is the worst its ever been, Verizon failed spectacularly at doing what they said theyโ€™d do (including protecting artists etc. from being targeted by their algorithms). The news wants the public to believe that we all threw a hissy fit and left en masse like a crowd of depraved neckbeards when tumblr banned adult content, driving the site into the ground as we left. Not a single article Iโ€™ve seen has discussed how Verizon/Yahoo is at fault. Not one. โ€ฆ do they not know that itโ€™s their own fault?? Do they genuinely think that weโ€™re all mad about the โ€œlack of pornographyโ€???
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12000wheelsofseductivecheese: cutie-quinn: optometrictzedek: thewebcomicsreview: Whatโ€™s funny is when you read articles about what happened, they never mention how Yahoo promised no ads only to put in ads anyway, pissing off and alienating users. They never mention that Verizonโ€™s idea of โ€œno adult contentโ€ was to implement poorly trained bots to clear the site of anything that looked like a tittie, which utterly failed at clearing the site of adult content or spam bots and instead forced millions of SFW users, especially artists, off the site. Instead they just say โ€œVerizonโ€™s decision to ban adult content upset and alienated many users.โ€ Like no, thatโ€™s not even remotely what happened. I get new porn/spam bot follows daily even now, the problem is the worst its ever been, Verizon failed spectacularly at doing what they said theyโ€™d do (including protecting artists etc. from being targeted by their algorithms). The news wants the public to believe that we all threw a hissy fit and left en masse like a crowd of depraved neckbeards when tumblr banned adult content, driving the site into the ground as we left. Not a single article Iโ€™ve seen has discussed how Verizon/Yahoo is at fault. Not one. How cheap do you think we could buy it back for so we can put it back to normal? If we keep going at this rate then the Cards Against Humanity peeps probably COULD buy Tumblr.: Dan Primack @danprimack 3h Automattic paid peanuts for Tumblr. Source familiar puts it well south of $20 million. Reminder: Yahoo paid $1.1 billion for it. t Tumblr Verizon agrees to sell Tumblr to owner of Wordpress Yahoo acquired the company in 2013 for $1.1 billion. &axios.com 84 t1.1K 1.9K Dan Primack @danprimack 2h Again, just to be clear... emphasis on the "well below" $20 million... t39 448 Dan Primack @danprimack 3/Story updated: Price less than $3 million. 6:16 PM Aug 12, 2019 TweetDeck 12000wheelsofseductivecheese: cutie-quinn: optometrictzedek: thewebcomicsreview: Whatโ€™s funny is when you read articles about what happened, they never mention how Yahoo promised no ads only to put in ads anyway, pissing off and alienating users. They never mention that Verizonโ€™s idea of โ€œno adult contentโ€ was to implement poorly trained bots to clear the site of anything that looked like a tittie, which utterly failed at clearing the site of adult content or spam bots and instead forced millions of SFW users, especially artists, off the site. Instead they just say โ€œVerizonโ€™s decision to ban adult content upset and alienated many users.โ€ Like no, thatโ€™s not even remotely what happened. I get new porn/spam bot follows daily even now, the problem is the worst its ever been, Verizon failed spectacularly at doing what they said theyโ€™d do (including protecting artists etc. from being targeted by their algorithms). The news wants the public to believe that we all threw a hissy fit and left en masse like a crowd of depraved neckbeards when tumblr banned adult content, driving the site into the ground as we left. Not a single article Iโ€™ve seen has discussed how Verizon/Yahoo is at fault. Not one. How cheap do you think we could buy it back for so we can put it back to normal? If we keep going at this rate then the Cards Against Humanity peeps probably COULD buy Tumblr.
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Niggas want to shit on big titties girls till the cops pull you over and you need to hide that 8th of weed in the glove compartment. Nah for tho, Big tittle committee stand up. Woman should be respected regardless of whether they are teenage boy or got big titties. Big booty girls overrated, like we get it you can make it clap with ease and your ass swallows up your under wear string but does your booty stink tho? I canโ€™t even reach my back when I shower how you pose to dig up in that thang and clean it? I never trusted big booty bitches from since the time I downloaded it on my House computer from lime wire and it gave my computers aids. Big titties girls have pillows on they chest. When she lay down her titties spread out like melted ice cream. If she watching Netflix and your tired just put a tittie over your head and call it a night. They got noise canceling abilities for those tough nights. You ever grab a tittle while falling down some steps itโ€™s a life saver fam. I donโ€™t even like when big booty girls ride me. Ass coming down with so much force you fuck around and put my legs to sleep. My grandpa use to tell me โ€œ if she thick you gone come Quick truest shit I ever heard the OG said. I came for a good time not a long time.: Small tiddies w/ big booty is better than big tiddy w/ small booty CHANGE MY MIND Niggas want to shit on big titties girls till the cops pull you over and you need to hide that 8th of weed in the glove compartment. Nah for tho, Big tittle committee stand up. Woman should be respected regardless of whether they are teenage boy or got big titties. Big booty girls overrated, like we get it you can make it clap with ease and your ass swallows up your under wear string but does your booty stink tho? I canโ€™t even reach my back when I shower how you pose to dig up in that thang and clean it? I never trusted big booty bitches from since the time I downloaded it on my House computer from lime wire and it gave my computers aids. Big titties girls have pillows on they chest. When she lay down her titties spread out like melted ice cream. If she watching Netflix and your tired just put a tittie over your head and call it a night. They got noise canceling abilities for those tough nights. You ever grab a tittle while falling down some steps itโ€™s a life saver fam. I donโ€™t even like when big booty girls ride me. Ass coming down with so much force you fuck around and put my legs to sleep. My grandpa use to tell me โ€œ if she thick you gone come Quick truest shit I ever heard the OG said. I came for a good time not a long time.
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On god this is my chem teacher bruh let me tell y'all about this bitch. So the first time shit happens is when my mom text me when some niggas presenting asking me if I'm stayin after school or coming home normally and I don't want my mom to be here to pick me up when I was staying so I take 3 seconds of my time to type "yes" that I am staying after school. This febreeze can Winnie the poo lookin ass bitch tells me to ask a question on the niggas who was presenting and I listened to the whole god damn presentation and all the niggas who already asked questions went when I was texting my mom so fuck am I supposed to do so I just sit there and say I don't know. Then this lil no titty teenage boy lookin ass bitch says that "you shouldn't have been on that phone boy then maybe you might have had a question" BITCH I listened like a respectful ass mf and I been on my phone for 2 seconds to reply to my MOM and u have the audacity to bitch at me? Tf? But this next time is even worse my nigga. We walk in class and we doing warm ups. And let me tell you this teacher can't teach for shit. All she do is talk at 600 mph and nobody fucking understands what she's saying. So I'm doing the warm ups and that shit hard cuz idk wtf to do cuz this bitch teach her lessons like young thug rap his songs smh this bitch inaudible.so I take THIRTY MF SECONDS TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO IT AND I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY BEFORE I EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW BECAUSE THIS BROKE ASS RONALD MCDONALD LOOKIN ASS BITCH COMES AROUND AND SAYS SHES PICKING ON NIGGAS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY SLACKIN TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS. this bitch picks me.... NIGGA I SAT THERE STRUGGLING CUZ THIS FUCKING BITCH DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH SO I SAY "I don't know I haven't gotten it yet" and this bitch ass pissy pussy hoe says "maybe you would have if you weren't on your phone" BITCHHHH I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE HOE. I WANTED TO GO CASH ME OUSSIDE ON THAT HOE SO BAD BUT IM TRYNNA GRADUATE how this bitch gonna tell me I'm slackin when I'm over there erasing harder and more frequently than Kodak got raped in prison like if you was a REMOTELY decent teacher I would have been able to do this shit but u is a pussy ass bitch smh fuck teachers: When you glance at your phone in class and your teacher starts throwing a bitch fit telling you to get off your phone NGCA @atlsavagee REALLY TROLL ME On god this is my chem teacher bruh let me tell y'all about this bitch. So the first time shit happens is when my mom text me when some niggas presenting asking me if I'm stayin after school or coming home normally and I don't want my mom to be here to pick me up when I was staying so I take 3 seconds of my time to type "yes" that I am staying after school. This febreeze can Winnie the poo lookin ass bitch tells me to ask a question on the niggas who was presenting and I listened to the whole god damn presentation and all the niggas who already asked questions went when I was texting my mom so fuck am I supposed to do so I just sit there and say I don't know. Then this lil no titty teenage boy lookin ass bitch says that "you shouldn't have been on that phone boy then maybe you might have had a question" BITCH I listened like a respectful ass mf and I been on my phone for 2 seconds to reply to my MOM and u have the audacity to bitch at me? Tf? But this next time is even worse my nigga. We walk in class and we doing warm ups. And let me tell you this teacher can't teach for shit. All she do is talk at 600 mph and nobody fucking understands what she's saying. So I'm doing the warm ups and that shit hard cuz idk wtf to do cuz this bitch teach her lessons like young thug rap his songs smh this bitch inaudible.so I take THIRTY MF SECONDS TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO IT AND I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY BEFORE I EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW BECAUSE THIS BROKE ASS RONALD MCDONALD LOOKIN ASS BITCH COMES AROUND AND SAYS SHES PICKING ON NIGGAS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY SLACKIN TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS. this bitch picks me.... NIGGA I SAT THERE STRUGGLING CUZ THIS FUCKING BITCH DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH SO I SAY "I don't know I haven't gotten it yet" and this bitch ass pissy pussy hoe says "maybe you would have if you weren't on your phone" BITCHHHH I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE HOE. I WANTED TO GO CASH ME OUSSIDE ON THAT HOE SO BAD BUT IM TRYNNA GRADUATE how this bitch gonna tell me I'm slackin when I'm over there erasing harder and more frequently than Kodak got raped in prison like if you was a REMOTELY decent teacher I would have been able to do this shit but u is a pussy ass bitch smh fuck teachers
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*smacks lips profusely* SO HOL UP HOL UP *steals* SO U BE SAYIN *gets jiggy wit it* SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN *eats a skittle* AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN *checks for nearest KFC* U BE SAYIN *collects welfare* HOL UP HOL UP *licks teeth then smacks lips* AYYOO U BE SAYIN *does the crip walk* SO U BE SAYIN *opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown* HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN "tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer* WE WUZ *dindu nuffins* FINNA WE WUZ *sucks air through teeth* AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ *pulls up sagging pants* SO WE WUZ *instinctively looks around for the police* SO U SAYIN WE WUZ *faints and then gets up repeatedly* SOM FINNA *scopes dem titties* SO WE WUZ *shouts at movie theater screen, SOM FINNA *chucks spear* AYYOOO SOM FINNA *sets down cotton bale* HOL UP *strokes welfare check pensively* WE WUZ *throws up gang sign* SOM FINNA *swings from basket ball hoop* WE WUZ *grabs dick and shuffles left and right* SOM FINNA *participates in drive by shooting* HOL UP MUH NIGGUH *converts to islam* U SAYIN WE WUZ *repeated world star yelling in background* SOM FINNA *sells crack* KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT *evolves from primate๏ปฟ*: Your girl gets pregnant but you never hit. Say she a virgin. When the babys born 3 niggas show up out of nowhere with bottles of murr and shit. What do u do? *smacks lips profusely* SO HOL UP HOL UP *steals* SO U BE SAYIN *gets jiggy wit it* SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN *eats a skittle* AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN *checks for nearest KFC* U BE SAYIN *collects welfare* HOL UP HOL UP *licks teeth then smacks lips* AYYOO U BE SAYIN *does the crip walk* SO U BE SAYIN *opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown* HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN "tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer* WE WUZ *dindu nuffins* FINNA WE WUZ *sucks air through teeth* AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ *pulls up sagging pants* SO WE WUZ *instinctively looks around for the police* SO U SAYIN WE WUZ *faints and then gets up repeatedly* SOM FINNA *scopes dem titties* SO WE WUZ *shouts at movie theater screen, SOM FINNA *chucks spear* AYYOOO SOM FINNA *sets down cotton bale* HOL UP *strokes welfare check pensively* WE WUZ *throws up gang sign* SOM FINNA *swings from basket ball hoop* WE WUZ *grabs dick and shuffles left and right* SOM FINNA *participates in drive by shooting* HOL UP MUH NIGGUH *converts to islam* U SAYIN WE WUZ *repeated world star yelling in background* SOM FINNA *sells crack* KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT *evolves from primate๏ปฟ*
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