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Roses are red: satanpositive Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue feels-for-the-fictional I have been waiting for this post all my life marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple But one thing you've missed The concept of "purple Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea. A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold So roses are red. Violets once were called blue I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new? ineptshieldmaid My friend you're not wrong About Homer's wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You've given short shrift. The concept of purple My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold. By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree Meant that in Rome to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word purple', for clothes so fancy Entered English By the ninth century Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long Is almost magenta; More red than blue The concept of purple is old, and yet new The dye is red So this might be true Roses are purple And violets are blue squeeful While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple. Roses are red
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tf2humbug: tomatomagica: secretsivekept: dragonofdarknesschaos: lazysmirk: Just in case you forget this exists. It exists. With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again. SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON there’s also Coolors website that gives you randomized palettes! Don’t forget ColourLovers, either! It’s a social media-esque site where you can browse tons of palettes and share your own.You can browse the most popular ones or search for certain colors, themes, and even specific hex codes!When you find one you like, you can download a wallpaper swatch of it and also select the specific colors it uses to look at more palettes that use those same ones.ColourLovers is my go-to for when I’m having trouble coming up with a color scheme! It’s also been around for over a decade, so there’s plenty to browse through.: Undo Random Colorblind Color spaceExportHelp Color Scheme Designer NEW CREATE FREE STUNNING WEBSITES GO >> monocomplement triad Scheme ID: 0y61 Tw0wwOwO accented analogic tetrad Hue: 34° Angle: 30° R: 100% G:49% B: 0% RGB: FF7C00 e text Hues Adjust Scheme Color List Preview Light page example Dark page example Do you like this app? Donate Related: FREE Website Builder | Free Templates Design Webs tf2humbug: tomatomagica: secretsivekept: dragonofdarknesschaos: lazysmirk: Just in case you forget this exists. It exists. With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again. SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON there’s also Coolors website that gives you randomized palettes! Don’t forget ColourLovers, either! It’s a social media-esque site where you can browse tons of palettes and share your own.You can browse the most popular ones or search for certain colors, themes, and even specific hex codes!When you find one you like, you can download a wallpaper swatch of it and also select the specific colors it uses to look at more palettes that use those same ones.ColourLovers is my go-to for when I’m having trouble coming up with a color scheme! It’s also been around for over a decade, so there’s plenty to browse through.

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Woah I was not ready: THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL (Link to story) Everyone loves the first day of school right? New year, new classes, new friends. It's a day full of potential and hope, before all the dreary depressions of reality show up to ruin all the fun I like the first day of school for a different reason, though. You see, I have a sort of power. When I look at people, I can...sense a sort of aura around them. A colored outline based on how long that person has to live Most everyone l meet around my age is surrounded by a solid green hue, which means they have plenty of time left A fair amount of them have a yellow orangish tinge to their auras, which tends to mean a car crash or some other tragedy. Anything that takes people "before their time" as they say The real fun is when the auras venture into the red end of the spectrum though. Every now and again l'll see someone who's basically a walking stoplight. Those are the ones who get murdered or kill themselves. It's such a rush to see them and know their time is numbered. With that in mind, I always get to class very early so l can scout out my classmates' fates. The first kid who walked in was basically radiating red. I chuckled to myself. Too damn bad, bro. But as people kept walking in, they all had the same intense glow. I finally caught a glimpse of my rose- tinted reflection in the window, but l was too stunned to move. Our professor stepped in and locked the door, his aura a sickening shade of reen funny ny.co Woah I was not ready

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