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Animals, Be Like, and Butthurt: Love this IN THE FIGHTIN MANSPREADING WITH BLEACH 3,381,716 Views In the Now 26 September at 19:00 Like Page This is a pretty extreme way to combat #manspreading 2 Comments 26K Shares b Like Comment Share Hahaha.. on the bus, for every guy sitting next to me Like Reply-9h learn, it's like training dogs isn't it Like Reply 5h absolutely! They might actually learn, it's like training dogs isn't it Like Reply 5h Write a reply.. This is a pretty extreme way to combat #manspreading". Jeez, can you imagine what you lot would be like if blokes went around pouring water over girls, and then comparing the act to be like "training dogs"? The amount of outroar, butthurt, and accusations of assault would be phenomenal Like Reply 23m Edited I think you've misinterpreted my words, I never said I agree with the actions. I just love that someone is actually standing up against it as it's incredibly rude/uncomfortable and females don't feel they have a choice when having to squeeze up when a male next time them is being inconsiderate and manspreading I do disagree and think it's extreme; but I understand the women have been doing it to create a statement. My comm pouring/spraying water is commonly used to train dogs/cats and by using this action we are essentially treating males as animals. No where in the comments did my friend or l state we agree with the act of pouring water on the males ent about training dogs is purely that Like Reply 18m "love this" and sharing it is clearly showing your support for this kind of treatment, and by making the reference and connection to spraying them like animals - that's just degrading in itself, imagine if a guy had said that about trying to get women to stop doing things that annoy them? You can make a statement without mildly assaulting people on public transport Yes I do support the statement, and I'm proud females are standing up against it. Doesn't mean I agree with the course of action. And in no way did I state otherwise. You may have misinterpreted and assumed the post as act of complete agreement. Like Reply 8m Shares post*, "love this", "it's like training dogs "You may have misinterpreted and assumed the post as act of complete agreement." And you wonder why? Like Reply-1m About pouring bleach in peoples laps: "I can post and say what I want on social media but when you call me out on it you're the one who's wrong and you've misinterpreted it."

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Af, Amazon, and Bilbo: orbeS Follow @Forbes Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a week ago on.forbes.com/6018DcxDj 1:21 PM 11 Jun 2018 2,282 Retweets 5,023 Likes The Artist Formerly Known as Owen Follow @OwennnThomas When I worked at Amazon we had to run around the warehouse, bc if our pick rate fell below a certain number we stopped getting paid There were bottles & bins full of piss at odd points, bc you were penalised for toilet breaks A co-worker attempted suicide on-site bc of the stress Forbes @Forbes Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a week ago on.forbes.com/6018DaDj 5:05 AM - 16 Jun 2018 OCO 97,491 Retweets194,744 Likes Michael @Boykiddwonder Follow I deliver for Amazon. Where there is no consistent pay. Money is taken out my check to pay for their vans insurance. No benefits. Work 60 plus hours. Once you finish you can go home but they map out your route to try and keep you late and get mad when you get done early. Forbes @Forbes Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a week ago on.forbes.com/6018DoDj 4:26 PM- 16 Jun 2018 9.303 Retweets 18,144LkeseO gorps: kaldicuct: decentcunt: kaldicuct: gahdamnpunk: This mf can seriously go choke Gonna go over this again. Protest the working conditions, not what the boss makes. Getting paid more does nothing for the working conditions where it’s so stressful someone attempts suicide. Or do you really think that kind of work suddenly gets better because bigger paycheck? Also, I just want to point out, a lot of this is illegal as fuck. If these claims are true and not just butthurt little kids because “wha whaaa whaaa! I want more money!” Then they should file a report and get that shit handled. Posting on social media isn’t going to do shit. You’re only half right, and clearly not abreast of the issue, m8. While you’re correct that the working conditions are shit and illegal af (my m8 worked there in their Kent WA facility) and the way they purposefully stretch your hours and call you 30 mins before they want you there for random shifts that they will fire you if you don’t take. The piss bottle thing is legit. If he didn’t run across the warehouse and sort quickly enough he got screamed at and told he had to do manual unpaid overtime or he was shitcanned, and they would blacklist him for any other company he would apply to. Any time he got a phone call from work while off shift he would end up in tears due to stress. Reporting the conditions didn’t help. The other problem is they are being paid the absolute lowest wage that is legal to pay them, and of those 60 hr weeks? Obit 40 hrs of it gets paid. Rest is mandatory unpaid ot. Jeff Bezos makes billions. Please tell me why he can’t afford to pay his workers fair wages and to fix working conditions? Why he refuses Seattles $15 minimum and the yearly taxes? I know it’s bc he can get away with it currently, but that’s why ppl are upset. That’s why they’re bringing up his wage. Bc this issue is a 2 parter m8. Just sayin. That’s the thing. All of this people can legit sue for. I’m taking you at face value here. I’m coming at this like you are telling me the gospel truth. Reports need to be filed. Lawsuits filed. Because this shit is ILLEGAL. But people would rather bitch on social media. Get me? Galaxy brain tumblr user: Why don’t the completely broke, ununionized factory workers just sue Amazon, the multi billion dollar multinational corporation?
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Bad, Butthurt, and Children: jini maxwell @astroblob 22h a lesbian couple i know just had a son redecorated accordingly Nailed it ALLOWED ALLO WED <p><a href="http://littlemisscancer.tumblr.com/post/175265567650/mogai-watch-the-boy-with-the-lolipops" class="tumblr_blog">littlemisscancer</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://mogai-watch.tumblr.com/post/175261435951/the-boy-with-the-lolipops-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">mogai-watch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-boy-with-the-lolipops.tumblr.com/post/175176982662/lastsonlost-knightoflodis-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">the-boy-with-the-lolipops</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174827892597/knightoflodis-lastsonlost-cynfinnegan" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://knightoflodis.tumblr.com/post/174827552187/lastsonlost-cynfinnegan-noelleian" class="tumblr_blog">knightoflodis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174823615357/cynfinnegan-noelleian-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cynfinnegan.tumblr.com/post/174823494969/noelleian-lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">cynfinnegan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/174822914637/lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174822642792/lastsonlost-ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174822419117/ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch-princessmalice" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch.tumblr.com/post/174777947695/princessmalice-loismacgiver" class="tumblr_blog">ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://princessmalice.tumblr.com/post/174421718474/loismacgiver-disgruntledseagull" class="tumblr_blog">princessmalice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://loismacgiver.tumblr.com/post/174417882509/disgruntledseagull-the-itchy-bitchy-spider" class="tumblr_blog">loismacgiver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://disgruntledseagull.tumblr.com/post/174352083545/the-itchy-bitchy-spider-how-would-you-imagine" class="tumblr_blog">disgruntledseagull</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-itchy-bitchy-spider.tumblr.com/post/174296991928" class="tumblr_blog">the-itchy-bitchy-spider</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="301" data-orig-width="680"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9c4f465079c5b42a7100f8567644261e/tumblr_inline_p9dohqaBtG1s9e9ut_540.png" data-orig-height="301" data-orig-width="680"/></figure></blockquote> <p>How would you imagine the one boy would feel, as time went by, and it became clearer and clearer that one boy allowed was not so much a joke as a policy? <br/></p> <p>I’ll just say it outright.</p> <p> People who live their lives according to ideologies or doctrines that see men as inferior or unwanted are unfit parents for boys(at least).</p> <p>Anyone who has legitimate leanings in that direction should strongly consider not raising sons at all, but giving them away to a circus or a monastery or anywhere else that they will be treated like an equal instead.<br/></p> </blockquote> <h2><b>yall heard of jokes</b></h2> </blockquote> <p>“giving them away to a circus or monastery”</p> <p>is disgruntledseagull aware that it is not the year 1870 and it is especially not the year 870<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy, this butthurt comment really made me crack up. 😂</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="594" data-orig-width="1358"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f9117c365cd2babfe23aa74b4fb9a02/tumblr_inline_pa7vmdDrWB1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="594" data-orig-width="1358"/></figure><p>And this is why I feel bad for that child. You cannot build love on a foundation of hatred. I get that kid 3 years before something horrible happens.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1423" data-orig-width="1416"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b89788ad350614398566572437adf0d6/tumblr_inline_pa7vmd7d831sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1423" data-orig-width="1416"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1287" data-orig-width="1431"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c73e72f7266adf709d6423d16a89682a/tumblr_inline_pa7vmdW1GQ1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1287" data-orig-width="1431"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1536" data-orig-width="1393"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/61f554eef8a366fe7c76290f182d0cc9/tumblr_inline_pa7vmcKO331sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1536" data-orig-width="1393"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Although I thought I made myself pretty clear I’m going to ask that those who don’t understand to perform a little social experiment. Ask a black person how do they feel when they’re told they’re one of the “ GOOD ONES.” Ask him how did he feel about the idea that you may hate their entire group but they’re the one exception.</p> <h2>Now try being that <b>ONE GOOD BOY while the rest of his gender is despised.</b> </h2> <p>I sincerely fear his parents are going to try to fix him as if he is a broken woman.</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p><i> As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy </i><br/></p></blockquote> <h2>Y I K E S™</h2> </blockquote> <blockquote><p> <i>As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy <br/></i></p></blockquote> <p> I can imagine this poor boy is gonna be ten tons of fucked up in the head as he gets older.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I keep seeing the whole “getting older part” of wishful thinking. Somehow I don’t see him living long enough to grow into the thing they hate. Although that would imply that they don’t already hate them.</p> </blockquote> <p>Honestly, I see the joke in the original post. And it is a joke, as long as it was done in a tongue-in-cheek fashion where the original decorations are clearly a joke and a play on the classic “no boys/girls allowed” signs that we see children put up in media. Basically not something to be taken seriously. And that “man hating lesbian” part could also be a joke in a similar fashion, but I find that to be a harder sell because I have seen more bite and actually hatred behind that kind of label. </p> <p>I just hope the original couple is good natured and not actually prejudiced. </p> </blockquote> <p>One can only hope.</p> </blockquote> <p>‘As a man hating lesbian who is raising a boy’ </p> <p>Someone call the police and put that child in a safe place where is not with those two. </p> </blockquote> <p>Jesus god</p> </blockquote> <p style="">this thread is a trainwreck that i cannot keep my eyes off of.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Giving them away to a circus or monastery“ </p><p>???</p><p>“Sorry son but your mom and your other mom can’t bear to have penis in the house, so you’re off to live with the Carny folk“</p>
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America, Butthurt, and Clock: AMERICA W EVER GREAT Bia The Home Depot <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/174766049482/cisnowflake-nunyabizni-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/174765946431/nunyabizni-1r3l4nd13-illuminati-jew" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/174756585842/1r3l4nd13-illuminati-jew-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://1r3l4nd13.tumblr.com/post/174756002963/illuminati-jew-1r3l4nd13-northern-rebel" class="tumblr_blog">1r3l4nd13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://illuminati-jew.tumblr.com/post/174755618482/1r3l4nd13-northern-rebel-epicdoubletap" class="tumblr_blog">illuminati-jew</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://1r3l4nd13.tumblr.com/post/174755455668/northern-rebel-epicdoubletap-jaydogman-look" class="tumblr_blog">1r3l4nd13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://northern-rebel.tumblr.com/post/174755409006/epicdoubletap-jaydogman-look-at-that-hat-it" class="tumblr_blog">northern-rebel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://epicdoubletap.tumblr.com/post/174711092980/jaydogman-look-at-that-hat-it-is-time-to-boycott" class="tumblr_blog">epicdoubletap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jaydogman.tumblr.com/post/174709088440/look-at-that-hat-it-is-time-to-boycott-home-depot" class="tumblr_blog">jaydogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Look at that hat, it is time to boycott home depot</p></blockquote> <p>This is 2 years old and she was fired.</p> </blockquote> <p>The funniest thing about this post are the butthurt people who will literally wear the opposite hat and mock SJWs for getting butthurt at them. Once again the irony is rich.</p> </blockquote> <p>Was she really fired over a hat? Do people get that so stupidly offended over a hat? I repeat, it’s a hat!</p> </blockquote> <p>if you wear something political while working, it’s assumed that the message is sponsored by your place of work. </p> </blockquote> <p>Ohhh, makes sense. </p> </blockquote> <p>That would be why she got fired too, not allowed to display political messages in uniform.<br/><br/>Big company like that can’t play sides for risk of a boycott from the other side.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, I wouldn’t expect someone on the clock to be able to wear a Maga hat either.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t wear my MAGA hat to work.</p><p>nor my Meninist shirt</p></blockquote> <p>Also it would be really dumb to boycott the whole store because of one employee.</p>

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Butthurt, Children, and Family: owen cyclops@Westernlde... 2h d if someone breaks into your house with a gun, you...? Andrew Fallows @kaldrenon Replying to @Westernldentity @AussieWhisperL and 2 others Get between them and my loved ones, try to talk them down, and die with a clean conscience if they kill me. <p><a href="https://science-officer-lecter.tumblr.com/post/172435918806/gaylibertariansc-sindri42" class="tumblr_blog">science-officer-lecter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://gaylibertariansc.tumblr.com/post/172423268100/sindri42-equestrianrepublican-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">gaylibertariansc</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://sindri42.tumblr.com/post/172234325162/equestrianrepublican-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">sindri42</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/172227911786/celticpyro-thepoliticalhippie" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/172227854259/thepoliticalhippie-the-armed-utahn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thepoliticalhippie.tumblr.com/post/172216888067/the-armed-utahn-polyxxena-magamanstuff" class="tumblr_blog">thepoliticalhippie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-armed-utahn.tumblr.com/post/172210733616/polyxxena-magamanstuff-never-ever-go-full" class="tumblr_blog">the-armed-utahn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://polyxxena.tumblr.com/post/172210699942/magamanstuff-never-ever-go-full-liberal" class="tumblr_blog">polyxxena</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://magamanstuff.tumblr.com/post/171492856074/never-ever-go-full-liberal" class="tumblr_blog">magamanstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Never, ever, go full liberal.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480" data-tumblr-attribution="desingyouruniverse:O3B8zeCP24ORepPoTdJl6Q:Zqw55y2FiCwzw"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ed3dda45f6013dc6a28b71b724c81a72/tumblr_ohz2kx8dWx1qe8lb8o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480"/></figure></blockquote> <p>What the fuck </p> </blockquote> <p>So this person would let themselves and their entire family die to save a murderous criminal and he’s the righteous one?? Because if I let my children die I would never die with a clean conscience. What kind of loser weenie is this</p> </blockquote> <p>Shoot the criminal with a clean conscience knowing I saved me and my loved ones. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Leftism, not even once.</p> </blockquote> <p>You can tell they’re a narcissist because they literally do not care what happens in a world without themself in it. They want to die knowing they never killed somebody, and they don’t give a fuck what happens to the people standing behind them when their own body hits the floor because hey, no more consequences!</p> </blockquote> <p>Pathetic. Truly pathetic. If you wouldn’t fight to protect your children you don’t deserve them.</p></blockquote> <p>The amount of butthurt right wingers is hilarious. You all were just shown how to be a honest and brave person. Yet you don’t like it, because it doesn’t fit your agenda. </p></blockquote> <p>“Letting your family be murdered is honest and brave“</p><h1>LEFTISM: NOT. EVEN. ONCE.</h1>
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Apparently, Ass, and Books: AT&T 2:51 PM Tweet LibertariRynn @Libertarirynn 6m Imagine being a grown ass man who can't distinguish fiction from reality and thinks a bunch people scared to death of guns will be the leaders of a violent revolution 91 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Replying to @Libertarirynn Imagine having such poor reading comprehension that you read the above tweets and honestly believed they contained anything you just said Actually, you don't have to imagine 2/25/18, 2:49 PM Tweet your reply AT&T 2:52 PM * 62% Tweet LibertariRynn @Libertarirynn.11mv emmaubler: libertarirynn: AHAHAHAHAHAHA eeeeeeee ッツクI think my eyes just rolled out of my head. If... tmblr.co/ ZJ_3Pu2VX7Z-Z 91 부부부부 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Replying to @Libertarirynın No one cares 2/25/18, 2:49 PM <p><a href="https://charrwastaken.tumblr.com/post/171281655333/libertarirynn-deverer-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">charrwastaken</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171281174639/deverer-libertarirynn-apparently-it-really" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://deverer.tumblr.com/post/171281116434/libertarirynn-apparently-it-really-burns-him-up" class="tumblr_blog">deverer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171280964314/apparently-it-really-burns-him-up-that-some-random" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Apparently it really burns him up that some random girl on Twitter disagrees with him. We have achieved maximum butthurt! 😂😂😂</p></blockquote> <p>No wonder he wants the kids to fight because he can’t even handle dissent on Twitter.</p> </blockquote> <p>He’s literally still tweeting me back with petty third grade insults like “no one even cares about you!“ Pal I’m not the one taking time out of my day to respond to someone I apparently don’t care about 😂</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t forget that one time when he presented a Pro-Choice hypothetical, and when Ben Shapiro refuted it, <a href="https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/920085535984668672">he basically accused him of being gay and blocked him.</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>He finally told me he was only responding to me constantly to “prove how irrelevant” I was before proudly declaring he was blocking me. I’ve never read this guy’s books but if he writes as good as he holds up in the mildest of debates I don’t think I’m missing out.</p>
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Apparently, Ass, and Butthurt: AT&T 2:51 PM Tweet LibertariRynn @Libertarirynn 6m Imagine being a grown ass man who can't distinguish fiction from reality and thinks a bunch people scared to death of guns will be the leaders of a violent revolution 91 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Replying to @Libertarirynn Imagine having such poor reading comprehension that you read the above tweets and honestly believed they contained anything you just said Actually, you don't have to imagine 2/25/18, 2:49 PM Tweet your reply AT&T 2:52 PM * 62% Tweet LibertariRynn @Libertarirynn.11mv emmaubler: libertarirynn: AHAHAHAHAHAHA eeeeeeee ッツクI think my eyes just rolled out of my head. If... tmblr.co/ ZJ_3Pu2VX7Z-Z 91 부부부부 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Replying to @Libertarirynın No one cares 2/25/18, 2:49 PM <p><a href="https://deverer.tumblr.com/post/171281116434/libertarirynn-apparently-it-really-burns-him-up" class="tumblr_blog">deverer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171280964314/apparently-it-really-burns-him-up-that-some-random" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Apparently it really burns him up that some random girl on Twitter disagrees with him. We have achieved maximum butthurt! 😂😂😂</p></blockquote> <p>No wonder he wants the kids to fight because he can’t even handle dissent on Twitter.</p></blockquote> <p>He’s literally still tweeting me back with petty third grade insults like “no one even cares about you!“ Pal I’m not the one taking time out of my day to respond to someone I apparently don’t care about 😂</p>
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Books, Butthurt, and Disney: <p><a href="https://hst3000.tumblr.com/post/169017978202/libertarirynn-coffeefrenchandhistory" class="tumblr_blog">hst3000</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169016196974/coffeefrenchandhistory-beauty-nova" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://beauty-nova.tumblr.com/post/169014430893/coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways-heres-the" class="tumblr_blog">beauty-nova</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169009033245/anyways-heres-the-actual-canon-of-luke" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyways, here’s the actual canon of Luke Skywalker. He got married to Mara Jade, who was Emperor Palpatine’s badass Force-sensitive assassin, and he had a kid named Ben Skywalker. He didn’t run from his problems, he didn’t let setbacks slow him down. He faced his problems head on, became Grand Master of a New Jedi Order, and fought alongside the New Republic to bring peace to the galaxy. </p></blockquote> <p>also a clone of emperor palpatine turned him to the dark side</p> </blockquote> <p>Because he thought he could defeat the Dark Side from within (like Quinlan Vos). And Leia helped redeem him and bring him back to the Light (and she eventually also became a Jedi Master) </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure Kylo (Ben Solo) was a Han and Leia’s son Jacen Solo being given the name of Luke and Mara’s son Ben Skywalker. Really it does make more sense for Luke to be the one who names his child after Obi-Wan since Han and Leia didn’t really have a relationship with him, but I’m sure Disney figured the name would be more recognizable and preferred to make Luke a bachelor. Jacen is the son of Han and Leia who turns to the Dark in the books. Honestly they had so much to work with with expanded universe, I don’t know why they canned it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because unless they were prepared to do a line for line adaptation of the books (a lot of which aren’t that great), the butthurt from the fandom would make the current yelling look like a polite cough. (And they’d have to pay the authors ludicrous royalties. Better to scrap it and start over from a financial and storytelling perspective).</p></blockquote> <p>Well you’re probably right about that.</p>
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Butthurt, Donald Trump, and Funny: #THINKINGLOPEZ #GEORGELOPEZ #CHINGON DONALD TRUMP IS MAKING IT HARD NOT TO OOT FOR RTH KOREA NO @GEORGELOPEZ <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/166060288697/spoopy-russian-assault-toxicmetalslug" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spoopy-russian-assault.tumblr.com/post/166060172627/toxicmetalslug-aslowparadeoffears-can-we" class="tumblr_blog">spoopy-russian-assault</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://toxicmetalslug.tumblr.com/post/166059665613/aslowparadeoffears-can-we-deport-this-guy" class="tumblr_blog">toxicmetalslug</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://aslowparadeoffears.tumblr.com/post/166036197044/can-we-deport-this-guy" class="tumblr_blog">aslowparadeoffears</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Can we deport this guy?</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="468" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83bcd73f63d57f10cc9999bbbd7db973/tumblr_inline_oxbthrwv9A1ruh7iu_540.png" data-orig-height="468" data-orig-width="600"/></figure></blockquote> <p>He was never funny</p></blockquote> <p>He’s a comedian. It’s a joke. At least I see it transparently like that.</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah let&rsquo;s calm down here people. Y'all kill me when you get this butthurt over jokes but accuse liberals of being snowflakes for doing the same thing.</p>

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Asian, Beer, and Butthurt: It doesn't matter if you're white,black,Hispanic or Asian You're all the same to a cannibal <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/164905280554/bransrath-celticpyro-klubbhead" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bransrath.tumblr.com/post/164905245181/celticpyro-klubbhead-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">bransrath</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/164905134679/klubbhead-lastsonlost-klubbhead-submitted" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/164904884483/lastsonlost-klubbhead-submitted-by" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/164904723987/klubbhead-submitted-by-flawsinthisworld" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/164903823538/submitted-by-flawsinthisworld" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Submitted by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mcXwqLQoM7AQNRHBLvZV0mg">@flawsinthisworld</a></p></blockquote> <p>Excuse you but we all know black folks have more seasoning on them. Lol</p> </blockquote> <p>EXCUSE YOU but, Mexicans would be THE spiciest therefore the more seasoned ones.</p> </blockquote> <p>Italians have the most garlic flavor though. </p> </blockquote> <p>I guess Irish have REAL luck in this context </p> </blockquote> <p>We got that beer aftertaste lmao</p></blockquote> <p>Hey look, race jokes between people who are good spirited and don&rsquo;t get butthurt over nothing. Refreshing.</p>

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