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saltyaboutfictionalcharacters: sam-falcon-wilson: cyclesofthemoon: professionallyprocrastinating: antisolanum: teameveryonebutironman: i-love-tony-stark: sam-falcon-wilson: I need to talk about this scene. This scene actually, physically hurt me when I watched it in theaters, and cemented Iron Man as a bad guy in my head. Sam Wilson saw his friend get shot out of the air. He was too late to save him; he watched his wingman die, and he was powerless to do anything. So imagine how he feels when the shot that was meant to hit him hits Rhodey, who begins to plummet towards the ground. He immediately dives after him with zero hesitation, but he’s just not fast enough. He even apologizes to Tony, although he has nothing to apologize for. And do you know what Tony does? He shoots him. Point blank. I don’t care if Tony didn’t know about Riley. It doesn’t matter. Sam Wilson just risked his life going after Rhodey, probably having flashbacks the entire way down, and he fails. Again. And Tony doesn’t care. He shoots him, and he’s so close that the force of the shot sends Sam somersaulting backwards. Sam did nothing to injure Rhodey in any way, and even tries to help, and Tony. Fricking. S h o o t s. H i m. How can you support or stan this disgusting man? Also, if I recall correctly, Sam Wilson served as a pararescue airman. That means he’s a trained medic, he could have helped Rhodey and probably would have if Tony hadn’t shot him point blank in the chest. Yeah, either tony is that much of an asshole that he didn’t bother to get to know Sam despite him being part of the team for two years or he’s that much of an asshole that he shot a trained medic in the chest. And let’s not forget that using a repulsor blast that powerful, powerful enough to throw him back like he was shot with a shotgun, at relatively close range, on a target with no power armor (and no the falcon suit doesn’t count, it’s for flight not protection) could easily have killed him. Shock, cracking his head on the ground, stopping his heart from the force, that could have killed him. I mean, sam’s a tough cookie, but that wasn’t “the hulk punching thor after the battle because he didn’t forget about his insult from earlier, but they both know he’s gonna be alright” it’s “Tony is so selfish that he is willing to potentially kill sam because he hurt rhodey” Despite all of this, Sam’s first words to Tony, after being imprisoned thanks to him, is “How is Rhodes?” Concern for a former team-mate is still foremost in his mind, despite the fact that going back to help, rather than following Steve and Bucky to help them in Siberia, is what landed Sam in the Raft. Then Sam turns around, and we see that half of his face is one massive bruise, and he is moving slowly. Yeah, no, that is never going to be justifiable. … Also, what is to say that Rhodey’s injuries weren’t made worse by Tony’s attempts to help, since the guy with medical training was injured and potentially unconscious thanks to Iron Man ‘getting angry and reacting’. Sam Wilson wasn’t offering to help. Sam Wilson was standing there, looking at him, and the guy with PTSD and trust issues properly assumed that the fucker would take another shot. Like, you’re expecting him to think clearly? Why would he react any other way? Yeah, I expect him to think clearly. He’s an adult. Cut it out with the PTSD defense; just because someone has a mental illness like that doesn’t excuse their actions. Sam also has PTSD. He was probably having a vivid flashback to the time his friend died in front of him in much the same way. So, excuse him for sitting there, reliving all his past mistakes, beating himself up because maybe if he has been faster, or if he had done this or that, Rhodey wouldn’t be paralyzed. Get the hell off my post with your gross Tonky defense and cry to someone who cares, because I don’t. plus, sam did nothing to rhodey. all he did was dodge a shot from vision that would have killed him if it connected. he has no protection in his flight gear so if he fell from the height that rhodey did he would have died. Tony shot him for not allowing himself to be killed, even when he was apologizing and could have helped rhodey. tony stark is trash. : saltyaboutfictionalcharacters: sam-falcon-wilson: cyclesofthemoon: professionallyprocrastinating: antisolanum: teameveryonebutironman: i-love-tony-stark: sam-falcon-wilson: I need to talk about this scene. This scene actually, physically hurt me when I watched it in theaters, and cemented Iron Man as a bad guy in my head. Sam Wilson saw his friend get shot out of the air. He was too late to save him; he watched his wingman die, and he was powerless to do anything. So imagine how he feels when the shot that was meant to hit him hits Rhodey, who begins to plummet towards the ground. He immediately dives after him with zero hesitation, but he’s just not fast enough. He even apologizes to Tony, although he has nothing to apologize for. And do you know what Tony does? He shoots him. Point blank. I don’t care if Tony didn’t know about Riley. It doesn’t matter. Sam Wilson just risked his life going after Rhodey, probably having flashbacks the entire way down, and he fails. Again. And Tony doesn’t care. He shoots him, and he’s so close that the force of the shot sends Sam somersaulting backwards. Sam did nothing to injure Rhodey in any way, and even tries to help, and Tony. Fricking. S h o o t s. H i m. How can you support or stan this disgusting man? Also, if I recall correctly, Sam Wilson served as a pararescue airman. That means he’s a trained medic, he could have helped Rhodey and probably would have if Tony hadn’t shot him point blank in the chest. Yeah, either tony is that much of an asshole that he didn’t bother to get to know Sam despite him being part of the team for two years or he’s that much of an asshole that he shot a trained medic in the chest. And let’s not forget that using a repulsor blast that powerful, powerful enough to throw him back like he was shot with a shotgun, at relatively close range, on a target with no power armor (and no the falcon suit doesn’t count, it’s for flight not protection) could easily have killed him. Shock, cracking his head on the ground, stopping his heart from the force, that could have killed him. I mean, sam’s a tough cookie, but that wasn’t “the hulk punching thor after the battle because he didn’t forget about his insult from earlier, but they both know he’s gonna be alright” it’s “Tony is so selfish that he is willing to potentially kill sam because he hurt rhodey” Despite all of this, Sam’s first words to Tony, after being imprisoned thanks to him, is “How is Rhodes?” Concern for a former team-mate is still foremost in his mind, despite the fact that going back to help, rather than following Steve and Bucky to help them in Siberia, is what landed Sam in the Raft. Then Sam turns around, and we see that half of his face is one massive bruise, and he is moving slowly. Yeah, no, that is never going to be justifiable. … Also, what is to say that Rhodey’s injuries weren’t made worse by Tony’s attempts to help, since the guy with medical training was injured and potentially unconscious thanks to Iron Man ‘getting angry and reacting’. Sam Wilson wasn’t offering to help. Sam Wilson was standing there, looking at him, and the guy with PTSD and trust issues properly assumed that the fucker would take another shot. Like, you’re expecting him to think clearly? Why would he react any other way? Yeah, I expect him to think clearly. He’s an adult. Cut it out with the PTSD defense; just because someone has a mental illness like that doesn’t excuse their actions. Sam also has PTSD. He was probably having a vivid flashback to the time his friend died in front of him in much the same way. So, excuse him for sitting there, reliving all his past mistakes, beating himself up because maybe if he has been faster, or if he had done this or that, Rhodey wouldn’t be paralyzed. Get the hell off my post with your gross Tonky defense and cry to someone who cares, because I don’t. plus, sam did nothing to rhodey. all he did was dodge a shot from vision that would have killed him if it connected. he has no protection in his flight gear so if he fell from the height that rhodey did he would have died. Tony shot him for not allowing himself to be killed, even when he was apologizing and could have helped rhodey. tony stark is trash.
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<p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168781660365/surprisebitch-harryandlouisau" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://supremecarlos.net/post/163499887752/harryandlouisau-ultraviolence-paradise-but" class="tumblr_blog">surprisebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harryandlouisau.tumblr.com/post/109727295241/ultraviolence-paradise-but-what-if-one-day-louis" class="tumblr_blog">harryandlouisau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ultraviolence-paradise.tumblr.com/post/109666624553/but-what-if-one-day-louis-and-harry-get-tired-of" class="tumblr_blog">ultraviolence-paradise</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>BUT WHAT IF ONE DAY LOUIS AND HARRY GET TIRED OF THE MODEST BULLSHIT SO THEY DECIDE TO TAKE THEIR LIFE AND BURY THEMSELVES HOLDING HANDS AND BEFORE THEIR LAST BIT OF AIR RUNS OUT LOUIS WHISPERS ” I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE WE WERE 18” AND HARRYS LIKE “YOUVE BEEN MY QUEEN SINCE I WAS 16” AND THEN THEY SMILE AND LOOK UP TO NOTHING BUT DIRT AND CLOSE THEIR EYES AS LIFE FADES AWAY, BUT WHEN LOUIS DIES FIRST HARRY USES ALL THE AIR LEFT IN HIS LUNGS TO SAY “WERE FINALLY FREE LOU” BEFORE HE DIES, SMILING BECAUSE HE REALISED THAT THIS IS IT. THEYRE FINALLY FREE, TOGETHER FOREVER AND IM SORRY I HAD TO RIGHT THIS WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF HERE COME THE FRICKING WATERWORKS </p></blockquote> <figure class="" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_nj2lbzMtGT1s6ynqv.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_p1cp8h2Sz81rw09tq_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_nj2lbzMtGT1s6ynqv.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>cursed post</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf6e4c9671f9272dc0be094ebb53e82f/tumblr_inline_p1b1uoqMv11taqeq8_500.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ca03761f3eb8e4f6e57e085dafa5b02/tumblr_inline_p1cp8icSUm1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf6e4c9671f9272dc0be094ebb53e82f/tumblr_inline_p1b1uoqMv11taqeq8_500.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>OK I’m going to be honest I only just now realized that this was about One Direction members and not members of British royalty and I don’t know if that makes it better or worse.</p>: Skeletons dating to 14th century found holding hands in England The eternal lovers were reportedly uncovered beneath the lost chapel of St. Moreir in Leicestershire during an excavation by the University of Leicester Archaeological Services last week Thay're believed to be at least 700 years old Two skeletona were discovered holding hands by archaeologists wit, th-University of Leicester last <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168781660365/surprisebitch-harryandlouisau" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://supremecarlos.net/post/163499887752/harryandlouisau-ultraviolence-paradise-but" class="tumblr_blog">surprisebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harryandlouisau.tumblr.com/post/109727295241/ultraviolence-paradise-but-what-if-one-day-louis" class="tumblr_blog">harryandlouisau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ultraviolence-paradise.tumblr.com/post/109666624553/but-what-if-one-day-louis-and-harry-get-tired-of" class="tumblr_blog">ultraviolence-paradise</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>BUT WHAT IF ONE DAY LOUIS AND HARRY GET TIRED OF THE MODEST BULLSHIT SO THEY DECIDE TO TAKE THEIR LIFE AND BURY THEMSELVES HOLDING HANDS AND BEFORE THEIR LAST BIT OF AIR RUNS OUT LOUIS WHISPERS ” I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE WE WERE 18” AND HARRYS LIKE “YOUVE BEEN MY QUEEN SINCE I WAS 16” AND THEN THEY SMILE AND LOOK UP TO NOTHING BUT DIRT AND CLOSE THEIR EYES AS LIFE FADES AWAY, BUT WHEN LOUIS DIES FIRST HARRY USES ALL THE AIR LEFT IN HIS LUNGS TO SAY “WERE FINALLY FREE LOU” BEFORE HE DIES, SMILING BECAUSE HE REALISED THAT THIS IS IT. THEYRE FINALLY FREE, TOGETHER FOREVER AND IM SORRY I HAD TO RIGHT THIS WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF HERE COME THE FRICKING WATERWORKS </p></blockquote> <figure class="" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_nj2lbzMtGT1s6ynqv.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_p1cp8h2Sz81rw09tq_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_nj2lbzMtGT1s6ynqv.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>cursed post</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf6e4c9671f9272dc0be094ebb53e82f/tumblr_inline_p1b1uoqMv11taqeq8_500.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ca03761f3eb8e4f6e57e085dafa5b02/tumblr_inline_p1cp8icSUm1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf6e4c9671f9272dc0be094ebb53e82f/tumblr_inline_p1b1uoqMv11taqeq8_500.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>OK I’m going to be honest I only just now realized that this was about One Direction members and not members of British royalty and I don’t know if that makes it better or worse.</p>
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okayto: bregma: kevinrfree: charlienight: commanderbishoujo: bogleech: prokopetz: johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel: truthandglory: assbanditkirk: whoa canada someone needs to turn down that sass level Two things to know about Canada! We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot. We are sorry if you don’t fun story about the reason they do that (at least in America) once this lady spilled her McDonald’s coffee on herself and ended up getting like 3rd degree burns and since there was no warning on the cup she was able to claim she didn’t know it would be hot (or at least that hot) and won a lawsuit against McDonald’s for $1 million That’s what the media smear campaign against her would have you believe, anyway. The truth of the matter is that the McDonald’s in question had previously been cited - on at least two separate occasions - for keeping their coffee so hot that it violated local occupational health and safety regulations. The lady didn’t win her lawsuit because American courts are stupid; she won it because the McDonald’s she bought that coffee from was actively and knowingly breaking the law with respect to the temperature of its coffee at the time of the incident. (I mean, do you have any idea what a third-degree burn actually is? Third-degree burns involve “full thickness” tissue damage; we’re talking bone-deep, with possible destruction of tissue. Can you even imagine how hot that cup of coffee would have to have been to inflict that kind of damage in the few seconds it was in contact with her skin?) Yeah I’m tired of people joking about either the “stupid” woman who didn’t know coffee was hot or the “greedy” woman making up bullshit to get money. She was hideously injured by hideous irresponsibility, it was an absolutely legitimate lawsuit and the warning on the cups basically allows McDonalds to claim no responsibility even if it happens again. Every other company followed suit to cover their asses. So they can still legally serve you something that could sear off the end of your tongue or permanently demolish the front of your gums and just give you a big fat middle finger in court. “The label SAID it would be HOT, STUPID.” obligatory reblog for the great debunking of the usual ignorance spouted about this case obligatory mention that the media smear campaign to twist teh facts on this case and get public opinion against the victim was deliberate and fueled by the right wing tort reform movement it was seized upon to limit the rights of consumers to hold giant corporations accountable for wrongdoing watch the documentary Hot Coffee, it lays out all of the facts and examines the response to this case and explains why everything you think you know about this case is bullshit, and explains why tort reform is bullshit in an entertaining and informative manner The woman injured in Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants was 79 years old at the time of her injuries, and suffered third-degree burns to the pelvic region (including her thighs, buttocks, and groin), which in combination with lesser burns in the surrounding regions caused damage to an area totaling a whopping 22% of her body’s surface. These injuries that required two years of intensive medical care, including multiple skin grafts; during her hospitalization, Stella Liebeck lost around 20% of her starting body weight. She was uninsured and sued McDonald’s Restaurants for the cost of her past and projected future medical care, an estimated $20,000. The corporation offered a settlement of $800, a number so obviously ridiculous that I’m not even going to dignify it with any further explanation. The settlement number most often quoted is not the amount that the corporation actually paid; the jury in the first trial suggested a payment equal to a day or two of coffee revenues for McDonald’s, which at the time totaled more than $1 million per diem. The judge reduced the required payout to around $640,000 in both compensatory and punitive damages, and the case was later settled out of court for less than $600,000. Keep in mind that at the time, McDonald’s already had over 700 cases of complaints about coffee-related burns on file, but continued to sell coffee heated to nearly 200 degrees Fahrenheit (around 90 degrees Celsius) as a means of boosting sales (their selling point was that one could buy the coffee, drive to a second location such as work or home, and still have a piping hot beverage). This in spite of the fact that most restaurants serve coffee between 140 and 160 degrees Fahrenheit (60 to 71 degrees Celsius), and many coffee experts agree that such high temperatures are desirable only during the brewing process itself. The Liebeck case was absolutely not an example of litigation-happy Americans expecting corporations to cover their asses for their own stupidity, but we seem determined to remember it that way. It’s an issue of liability, and the allowable lengths of capitalism, and even of the way in which our society is incredibly dangerous for and punitive towards the uninsured, but it was not and is not a frivolous suit. Please check your assumptions and do your research before you turn a burn victim’s suffering into a throwaway punchline. #don’t fricking get me started on Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants the level of misinformation floating around is staggering#I know that it’s an older case but it still makes me really mad that people treat it as this big dumb thing?#the fact that the media took a serious case and turned it into what it is to us today should piss people off#the level of distortion of facts is astonishing and upsetting and nobody seems to hear about it?#sorry I’m done I just#it upsets me when a legal travesty like this is just dragged out for some#’haha americans are sOOOOOOOo dumb!!1!’ humor#I MEAN GODDAMN IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF AMERICANS AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF US WITH FACTS OKAY jesus, i actually didn’t know about any of this, thanks for clearing that up Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants at the American Museum of Tort Law The McDonald’s Hot Coffee Case: Know the Facts at Consumer Attorneys of California : g If this was another country, we'd have to tell you that this coffee may be hot. Good thing this is Canada okayto: bregma: kevinrfree: charlienight: commanderbishoujo: bogleech: prokopetz: johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel: truthandglory: assbanditkirk: whoa canada someone needs to turn down that sass level Two things to know about Canada! We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot. We are sorry if you don’t fun story about the reason they do that (at least in America) once this lady spilled her McDonald’s coffee on herself and ended up getting like 3rd degree burns and since there was no warning on the cup she was able to claim she didn’t know it would be hot (or at least that hot) and won a lawsuit against McDonald’s for $1 million That’s what the media smear campaign against her would have you believe, anyway. The truth of the matter is that the McDonald’s in question had previously been cited - on at least two separate occasions - for keeping their coffee so hot that it violated local occupational health and safety regulations. The lady didn’t win her lawsuit because American courts are stupid; she won it because the McDonald’s she bought that coffee from was actively and knowingly breaking the law with respect to the temperature of its coffee at the time of the incident. (I mean, do you have any idea what a third-degree burn actually is? Third-degree burns involve “full thickness” tissue damage; we’re talking bone-deep, with possible destruction of tissue. Can you even imagine how hot that cup of coffee would have to have been to inflict that kind of damage in the few seconds it was in contact with her skin?) Yeah I’m tired of people joking about either the “stupid” woman who didn’t know coffee was hot or the “greedy” woman making up bullshit to get money. She was hideously injured by hideous irresponsibility, it was an absolutely legitimate lawsuit and the warning on the cups basically allows McDonalds to claim no responsibility even if it happens again. Every other company followed suit to cover their asses. So they can still legally serve you something that could sear off the end of your tongue or permanently demolish the front of your gums and just give you a big fat middle finger in court. “The label SAID it would be HOT, STUPID.” obligatory reblog for the great debunking of the usual ignorance spouted about this case obligatory mention that the media smear campaign to twist teh facts on this case and get public opinion against the victim was deliberate and fueled by the right wing tort reform movement it was seized upon to limit the rights of consumers to hold giant corporations accountable for wrongdoing watch the documentary Hot Coffee, it lays out all of the facts and examines the response to this case and explains why everything you think you know about this case is bullshit, and explains why tort reform is bullshit in an entertaining and informative manner The woman injured in Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants was 79 years old at the time of her injuries, and suffered third-degree burns to the pelvic region (including her thighs, buttocks, and groin), which in combination with lesser burns in the surrounding regions caused damage to an area totaling a whopping 22% of her body’s surface. These injuries that required two years of intensive medical care, including multiple skin grafts; during her hospitalization, Stella Liebeck lost around 20% of her starting body weight. She was uninsured and sued McDonald’s Restaurants for the cost of her past and projected future medical care, an estimated $20,000. The corporation offered a settlement of $800, a number so obviously ridiculous that I’m not even going to dignify it with any further explanation. The settlement number most often quoted is not the amount that the corporation actually paid; the jury in the first trial suggested a payment equal to a day or two of coffee revenues for McDonald’s, which at the time totaled more than $1 million per diem. The judge reduced the required payout to around $640,000 in both compensatory and punitive damages, and the case was later settled out of court for less than $600,000. Keep in mind that at the time, McDonald’s already had over 700 cases of complaints about coffee-related burns on file, but continued to sell coffee heated to nearly 200 degrees Fahrenheit (around 90 degrees Celsius) as a means of boosting sales (their selling point was that one could buy the coffee, drive to a second location such as work or home, and still have a piping hot beverage). This in spite of the fact that most restaurants serve coffee between 140 and 160 degrees Fahrenheit (60 to 71 degrees Celsius), and many coffee experts agree that such high temperatures are desirable only during the brewing process itself. The Liebeck case was absolutely not an example of litigation-happy Americans expecting corporations to cover their asses for their own stupidity, but we seem determined to remember it that way. It’s an issue of liability, and the allowable lengths of capitalism, and even of the way in which our society is incredibly dangerous for and punitive towards the uninsured, but it was not and is not a frivolous suit. Please check your assumptions and do your research before you turn a burn victim’s suffering into a throwaway punchline. #don’t fricking get me started on Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants the level of misinformation floating around is staggering#I know that it’s an older case but it still makes me really mad that people treat it as this big dumb thing?#the fact that the media took a serious case and turned it into what it is to us today should piss people off#the level of distortion of facts is astonishing and upsetting and nobody seems to hear about it?#sorry I’m done I just#it upsets me when a legal travesty like this is just dragged out for some#’haha americans are sOOOOOOOo dumb!!1!’ humor#I MEAN GODDAMN IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF AMERICANS AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF US WITH FACTS OKAY jesus, i actually didn’t know about any of this, thanks for clearing that up Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants at the American Museum of Tort Law The McDonald’s Hot Coffee Case: Know the Facts at Consumer Attorneys of California
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AldenRants 40-50 @Chalda17 asked me to rant about bowl haircuts! GAH FLIPPIN HECKITY NUGGET BASKETS WHY ARE BOWL HAIRCUTS STILL AROUND AND WHY ARE THEY SO UNRELENTING TOWARDS TRAUMATIZING MY EYE SOCKETS?!? HEARING THE NAME ALONE SHOULD GIVE YOU AT LEAST THE SLIGHTEST INDICATION THAT YOU SHOULDN'T SUBMIT YOUR POOR UNSUSPECTING 10-YEAR OLD SON TO SUCH OSTRACIZING LIVING CONDITIONS! THE FRICKING MULLET EVEN SOUNDS LIKE A BETTER HAIRSTYLE, LIKE, "Oo. Sounds like bullet. So daring." BUT NAH FUCK THAT YOU JUST HAD TO SHOW HUMANKIND JUST HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO HUMILIATE YOUR CHILD DURING THEIR MOST SOCIALLY VULNERABLE STAGES OF LIFE BY LITERALLY PUTTING A BOWL OVER THEIR HEAD AND HACKING AWAY AT ANY VALIANT, SELF-SACRIFICING FOLLICLES JUST DOING THEIR JOB TRYING TO MAKE YOUR KID NOOOOT LOOK LIKE A SASQUATCH CIRCUMCISION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG: screwyouiamtheavatar: 10ve-me: peetafied: my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn't Ur school HELD AHUNGER GAMES havent you heard of public school AldenRants 40-50 @Chalda17 asked me to rant about bowl haircuts! GAH FLIPPIN HECKITY NUGGET BASKETS WHY ARE BOWL HAIRCUTS STILL AROUND AND WHY ARE THEY SO UNRELENTING TOWARDS TRAUMATIZING MY EYE SOCKETS?!? HEARING THE NAME ALONE SHOULD GIVE YOU AT LEAST THE SLIGHTEST INDICATION THAT YOU SHOULDN'T SUBMIT YOUR POOR UNSUSPECTING 10-YEAR OLD SON TO SUCH OSTRACIZING LIVING CONDITIONS! THE FRICKING MULLET EVEN SOUNDS LIKE A BETTER HAIRSTYLE, LIKE, "Oo. Sounds like bullet. So daring." BUT NAH FUCK THAT YOU JUST HAD TO SHOW HUMANKIND JUST HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO HUMILIATE YOUR CHILD DURING THEIR MOST SOCIALLY VULNERABLE STAGES OF LIFE BY LITERALLY PUTTING A BOWL OVER THEIR HEAD AND HACKING AWAY AT ANY VALIANT, SELF-SACRIFICING FOLLICLES JUST DOING THEIR JOB TRYING TO MAKE YOUR KID NOOOOT LOOK LIKE A SASQUATCH CIRCUMCISION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
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