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Im SHOOK. My mom ordered me something online and said it would b there today. So I went over there to pick it up. There was two boxes and I didn't know which one was mine but I didn't think the other one would be anything bad. I OPENED THAT SHIT UP AND THIS IS WHAT I LITERALLY FOUND. MY MOM IS SHEILA FROM SHAMELESS I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL. I TRIED TO TAPE IT BACK SHUT WITH SOME LITTLE TAPE I FOUND BUT IT LOOKS SO JANKY AND UGLY SHES GONNA KNOW I SAW. SHE GONNA TEXT ME LIKE "hi, I see u opened my box of anal toys" SO I GUESS IM GONNA AVOID HER FOR AT LEAST A MONTH TO RECOVER AND HOPE WE BOTH FORGET. MY MOM FUCKS GUYS WITH A STRAP ON, I KNEW SHE WAS HOT BUT I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS A FREAK, OR THAT SHE EVEN HAD A MAN TO DO THIS TO OR MAYBE A WOMAN. MAYBE MY DAD WAS SO BAD MY MOM SWITCHED TEAMS AND IS NOW A LADY LOVER!!! IDK!?: Strapless Strap On Dildo Im SHOOK. My mom ordered me something online and said it would b there today. So I went over there to pick it up. There was two boxes and I didn't know which one was mine but I didn't think the other one would be anything bad. I OPENED THAT SHIT UP AND THIS IS WHAT I LITERALLY FOUND. MY MOM IS SHEILA FROM SHAMELESS I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL. I TRIED TO TAPE IT BACK SHUT WITH SOME LITTLE TAPE I FOUND BUT IT LOOKS SO JANKY AND UGLY SHES GONNA KNOW I SAW. SHE GONNA TEXT ME LIKE "hi, I see u opened my box of anal toys" SO I GUESS IM GONNA AVOID HER FOR AT LEAST A MONTH TO RECOVER AND HOPE WE BOTH FORGET. MY MOM FUCKS GUYS WITH A STRAP ON, I KNEW SHE WAS HOT BUT I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS A FREAK, OR THAT SHE EVEN HAD A MAN TO DO THIS TO OR MAYBE A WOMAN. MAYBE MY DAD WAS SO BAD MY MOM SWITCHED TEAMS AND IS NOW A LADY LOVER!!! IDK!?
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