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80s, Adam Driver, and Adam Sandler: NO ONE WILL WATCH THIS No ONE WANTS7 /S UL JUL CARES FOA THIS its-bewitched: trilllizard666: keyhollow:Story matters more than sex, please always remember that. what’s funniest about this comic, I think, is the wildly inconsistent success or complete lack of in the properties and the vast, wild differences between how they were received in the run up to the premier of them as artistic/entertainment propertiesFiegbusters/Ghostbusters 2016 had a PR run that was mostly defined by a weird antagonism where they said detractors are just manbaby basement dwellers that hate women, along with pretty badly done trailers that people compared to Pixels. Remember Pixels? That awful Adam Sandler REMEMBER THE 80S vehicle/scam? That said, unlike Pixels, this Ghostbusters failed to make money. It flopped. It flopped terribly. So Strawman McGee was actually right, Nobody DID Watch This, besides weirdoes that used Holtzmann reaction gifs for a month and kept saying how gay they were for two of the lady Ghostbusters.Star Wars: The Force Awakens was a huge runaway box office success with people excited to see it, even though a lot of people were critical of Rey and how boring she was as a character, in comparison to Finn and Poe, who had a lot more interesting going on with their characters, respectively, and people were excited to see The Last Jedi. Then came the sequel. It was…still a financial box office success, but it was extremely divisive among Star Wars fans and any group of critics that aren’t deeply entrenched “establishment” film critics. And there’s rumors abound it wasn’t quite AS much a box office success as Disney would like, which along with Solo flopping, seems to have resulted in Disney pulling back their Star Wars output a little tiny bit. Possibly.Literally all the reasons that people were apprehensive about Wonder Woman pre-release were all reasons unrelated to her being a woman. She’s one of the most important DC superheroes, a founding member of almost all incarnations of the Justice League, and Frank Miller himself has called part of The Trinity of DC, along with Superman and Batman. People were apprehensive of a Wonder Woman film because almost all the previous attempts to bring Wonder Woman to film or TV have been some sort of disaster, from the Joss Whedon script that leaked that everyone took the absolute piss out of (which had a seriously troubled production that led to the Wonder Woman film we eventually got), to the horrible pilot that makes Wonder Woman into a bizarrely inconsistent crazed murderer. People were apprehensive of a Wonder Woman film because it was part of the badly executed DCEU, with the previous films before this including BvS and Suicide Squad, which were critically SAVAGED. People were looking at a Wonder Woman and dreading it cause they were like “oh god not another one of these fucking awful films”. and then Justice League afterwards was total dogshit. and yeah, there was a bit of controversy about Gal Gadot, but that’s from a mixture of people not being sure she could actually act well enough because she was mostly a model and was in a Fast and Furious film before this, and because she is a proud IDF member, which is kinda controversial because of all the baggage that comes with what the Israeli military frequently does in terms of war crimes. (granted, she was only ever in a non combat role when she served in the military, but come on, this website gave Adam Driver shit for joining the USMC and not doing anything combat related before he got a medical discharge cause he broke his collarbone lmao). it had nothing to do with being a woman.Literally nobody cares about She-Ra except for weirdoes into it, like the beanmouth manchildren animation adherents or the people that uniroically think SJWs are killing everything, and it’s a cheaply made Netflix show. You’d have to almost try on purpose to not make any money from a Netflix show with a low/modest budget. Also I know a few families with young girls and young boys and nobody I know seems to remotely give a shit about the reboot She-Ra. It’s all weird teenagers, shippers, and the type of people that send death threats for people drawing boobs while beating meat to the catgirl in it getting with the main character.Captain Marvel is a box office success and reviewing decently well, but even the critics that like it are leveling criticisms towards how badly shot and done some of the fight scenes and long shots are, and a popular sentient is a lot of the fights have it so that it’s almost impossible to tell what’s happening, which isn’t a criticism unique to Captain Marvel. However, most people that were unthrilled about Captain Marvel before launch…Thought the trailer looked boring (gosh, that’s familiar), or were people raising an eyebrow at how the film’s basically Air Force propaganda. And it’s probably worth saying here, Captain Marvel, or Carol Danvers just isn’t that popular a character and isn’t popular in comics at all. Marvel flagrantly kept trying to astroturf her into an A lister position after they realized they had (at the time), sold off the film rights to a majority of the popular female characters. Most all their popular heroes and anti-heroes and villains that were female are in the X-Men, which was owned by Fox, or in other films in other studios. Cue the pre-Disney buyout reboot of her. Which flopped as a solo title, by the way. Notice how almost all the stuff with Ms Marvel/Danvers Captain Marvel that does well has her as a MEMBER or a side character. She’s a C-level character that came into existence, pre-retcon, because a superpowered Kree’s DNA got mixed with hers in an explosion. She was an emergency replacement, out of universe because of the Captain Marvel DC/Marvel clusterfuck and lawsuits. She’s less a character, and more a device. And this also easily fits under the “needlessly, weirdly antagonistic PR umbrella”nobody that can string together more than a comprehensible sentence does not dislike this things cause there’s women in it, trust me lmao The issue with captain marvel is RT deleting up to 50k reviews from fans that dislike the film. The headlines are “Brie Larson defeats internet trolls!” Calling fans trolls sure does a lot to discourage them from getting into a movie.
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Being Alone, Amazon, and College: did you know? There's an app that pays people to go online. Nielsen, the organization that does TV ratings, now measures the popularity of websites and online videos. To do that, they'll pay you just to 1.) Join the Nielsen panel at InternetPanel.org 2.) Get the free app on your phone/computer, 3.) Use the internet the same way you do now. It's that simple! Panel members receive cash and Amazon gift cards just to use the internet. nielsen PHOTO: INTERNETPANEL.ORG DID YOU KNOW? collegehackable: cntnd: zarb: You guys, I looked into it and this is legitimate. According to Wikipedia, Nielsen has been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations people listened to. In the 1950s, they got into television ratings and now they’re measuring the popularity of stuff online. I can’t believe they’re gonna start paying me to watch youtube videos… I’m truly living in 3019 It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here GUYS… in 2019 we live in 3019 I usually scroll past these sorta posts, but I know a lot of broke college kids follow me and want someone to verify if this is real. After doing my homework, I learned that the Nielsen internet panel is undeniably real. (Source: TV Technology) If you’re worried about what data they collect, this is from Nielsen’s website: TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, how long you spend on those sites, etc. and they NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. Facebook already collects (and sells) your data. The difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you and they’re not sneaky about it. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. Pro-Tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because you can earn more for multiple devices. Besides regular rewards, Nielsen gives away $10,000 cash each month. You could receive a thousand dollars in one month from the sweepstakes alone. If you keep Nielsen on your computer, you’ll be automatically entered into their monthly sweepstakes, so the app is a must-have on laptop or desktop. Two people win $1000 each month and four hundred people win cash prizes. Another reason to add multiple devices is that annually they will pay you $50 per mobile device you connect, so it pays to put Nielsen on all your devices, even that old phone in a drawer somewhere if it’ll turn on. Tablets work too, as do iPods and E-Readers.

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Apparently, Confused, and Family: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower Routine NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013 23 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

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Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

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Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

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