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awesomesthesia: Some Good Job Interview Tips: Remember, every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal ori tated, thank you." Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli- gious Studies and say The only thing I wor- ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up. Show you're good at delegating respon bility by sending someone else to the in terview Employers check Facebook accounts so make sure all your photos show you looking at a spreadsheet and punching the air. Always make eye contact and if you have two interviewers, train your eyes to work independently like a chameleon. Tell them you're not an applicánt, you're a appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise. When asked why you'd be suited to the job, pass an ancient scroll along the desk& say It was foretold." Stare at them. If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4 finger Kitkat. Take charge of di ng Kitkat to emphasise leadership. If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it & say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta. At the beginning, try to make small talk with your interviewer such as "lovely day!" or "you look like my real father. When asked to describe yourself in 5 words say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open packet of Mini Eggs. When asked if you found the place OK, say I was driven here by cab. Normally of course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview. If you're not sure what it is, call them Jobsy" or "Jobbo". THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Some Good Job Interview Tips
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<p><a href="http://arsanatomica.tumblr.com/post/174278753332" class="tumblr_blog">arsanatomica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> Rib breaks are really common injury in chameleons. They result from being picked up wrong. <br/><br/>Here’s an interesting specimen with lots of rib breaks in various stages of healing. <br/><br/>The proper way to pick up a chameleon is to let them step onto your hand. <br/><br/><b><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Farsanatomica%2F&amp;t=NmRlMzI5N2NiMjYxNzg4MTBkMjYxNzNkMjcyZDY0OTlmZDI4MWNiYSxwbDI2aUZtMA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AXKfj7cqAvUzPncleuS1NJg&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Farsanatomica.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F159853723332&amp;m=1">INSTAGRAM</a> / <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FAAnatomica&amp;t=NGQ5MzdiMjRkOGEzZjI1YTVmNzgwOWFlYTg3YTNlYWYwNTgwNWMzYSxwbDI2aUZtMA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AXKfj7cqAvUzPncleuS1NJg&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Farsanatomica.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F159853723332&amp;m=1">FACEBOOK</a> / <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fshop%2FLithographica%3Fref%3Dhdr_shop_menu&amp;t=M2RiNDk2NDljNmZhNGRjM2YwNzhmY2RjNWQ5ZmFhNmU3ZTNhN2RmYSxwbDI2aUZtMA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AXKfj7cqAvUzPncleuS1NJg&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Farsanatomica.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F159853723332&amp;m=1">ETSY</a> </b> <br/></p></blockquote>: These breaks never properly healed and retained a small gap. This rib broke only a few days before she died. The cloudy area is the break just starting to heal. The speckles of pink in the chest muscle here is calcified muscle tissue. This arises from dietary issues, such as too much calcium or lack of vitamin A, among others. Broken and healed ribs. Each tiny bulge is a separate break. ANATOMIKA Rib Fractures are VERY common in captive chameleons. They mostly result from picking up the animal wrong Additionally, well meaning owners often pick up chameleons as though picking up a guinea pig, or other small animal. By placing a hand under the animal's stomach and supporting it, thus breaking ribs due to the chameleon's unique anatomy. They can also occur from falls. Captive chameleons are prone to calcium imbalances which exacer- bates these types of injuries. Anatomika <p><a href="http://arsanatomica.tumblr.com/post/174278753332" class="tumblr_blog">arsanatomica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> Rib breaks are really common injury in chameleons. They result from being picked up wrong. <br/><br/>Here’s an interesting specimen with lots of rib breaks in various stages of healing. <br/><br/>The proper way to pick up a chameleon is to let them step onto your hand. <br/><br/><b><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Farsanatomica%2F&amp;t=NmRlMzI5N2NiMjYxNzg4MTBkMjYxNzNkMjcyZDY0OTlmZDI4MWNiYSxwbDI2aUZtMA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AXKfj7cqAvUzPncleuS1NJg&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Farsanatomica.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F159853723332&amp;m=1">INSTAGRAM</a> / <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FAAnatomica&amp;t=NGQ5MzdiMjRkOGEzZjI1YTVmNzgwOWFlYTg3YTNlYWYwNTgwNWMzYSxwbDI2aUZtMA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AXKfj7cqAvUzPncleuS1NJg&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Farsanatomica.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F159853723332&amp;m=1">FACEBOOK</a> / <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fshop%2FLithographica%3Fref%3Dhdr_shop_menu&amp;t=M2RiNDk2NDljNmZhNGRjM2YwNzhmY2RjNWQ5ZmFhNmU3ZTNhN2RmYSxwbDI2aUZtMA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AXKfj7cqAvUzPncleuS1NJg&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Farsanatomica.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F159853723332&amp;m=1">ETSY</a> </b> <br/></p></blockquote>

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