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When most people think of a dream vacation Bruh they imagine sailing in a tropical location then hopping off the deck and swimming with dolphins hi fiving mermaids and sipping coconut juice out of a coconut on the beach while they sunbathe with cucumbers on they eyes. Me? Fuck nah. I dream of schleep. Like I'm so chronically underslept from work that my fantasy is spending an entire week with a beautiful woman who argues too much in a remote location napping in a comfortable, five star hotel bed with lots of pillows where we can occasionally wake up and order room service or perhaps a Papa John's pizza and I can pour Papa John's secret recipe Garlic Sauce onto her boobies and scrape it off using pizza crust that we can both nibble on while watching the show Chopped on repeat and then going back to schleep. And we'll spend exactly one hour napping by the hotel pool while the Filipino maid make the room nice again. U feel me? "Here go a 20, Malaya. Sorry there's Garlic Butter on the sheets we were a lil reckless. Yes that's jizz too I get horny when I've slept a lot ☺️. I'll tip you like this daily since you stuck with me for a week. Besos mama bless up thank you." Like that's where smash is at right now. Who wanna hibernate with smash WeekOfSchleep Leh go πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: Oh hello there (a DrSmashlove When most people think of a dream vacation Bruh they imagine sailing in a tropical location then hopping off the deck and swimming with dolphins hi fiving mermaids and sipping coconut juice out of a coconut on the beach while they sunbathe with cucumbers on they eyes. Me? Fuck nah. I dream of schleep. Like I'm so chronically underslept from work that my fantasy is spending an entire week with a beautiful woman who argues too much in a remote location napping in a comfortable, five star hotel bed with lots of pillows where we can occasionally wake up and order room service or perhaps a Papa John's pizza and I can pour Papa John's secret recipe Garlic Sauce onto her boobies and scrape it off using pizza crust that we can both nibble on while watching the show Chopped on repeat and then going back to schleep. And we'll spend exactly one hour napping by the hotel pool while the Filipino maid make the room nice again. U feel me? "Here go a 20, Malaya. Sorry there's Garlic Butter on the sheets we were a lil reckless. Yes that's jizz too I get horny when I've slept a lot ☺️. I'll tip you like this daily since you stuck with me for a week. Besos mama bless up thank you." Like that's where smash is at right now. Who wanna hibernate with smash WeekOfSchleep Leh go πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Now let me tell u one more thing about red flags. They. Will. Never. Leave. Yo. Ass. Alone πŸ˜‚. They hang around forever. Justttttt when u put they ass out of your mind u get that PERFECTLY timed text: "hey big head πŸ˜‰". With that said here go the top three times a red flag will try to re establish contact with you: (1) 10:46 pm on a Saturday on a night where u shaved the kitty cat for the new guy u seeing and that new guy bailed on u. U at home. Looking cute. Watching Netflix. Kitty cat bald as Vin Diesel scalp. And u were all ready to be naughty and now u alone and lost in your horniness and red flag pop up like "hey you. You gonna be out tonight? πŸ˜‰" And u thinking IGNORE but how do u reply? "Lol just chilling at home HBU". Within 45 minutes homie got u bent over your sectional and he giving u that pipe that make u literally hate your new man because u remember how good the red flag's pipe was πŸ™ƒ. (2) Holiday. That's when that red flag hit u with the "hey you. Hope you're at home eating your mom's incredible pot roast and enjoying good company. Been thinking about you 😘". What do u wanna do? IGNORE. What do u ACTUALLY say? "Hey! I'm back next Tuesday. We should link up - it's been a while πŸ˜‰." And now u naked on your sectional having post-thanksgiving sex πŸ€—. (3) Birthday. Red flags know all the birthdays. None of your other friends remembered except red flag: "hey sexy. Happy birthday! Hope you have fun tonight 😘." U don't even want to ignore. U legitimately taken by his sweetness and he bring u birthday cupcakes and now your face covered in Mandy's Cupcakes buttercream frosting and red flag's jizz and u just like "wow, this motherfvcker πŸ˜’." Now look. If u really had it with Mr. Red Flag, don't ignore him. He'll think u still like him, and text u again in EXACTLY four months. Instead, when he reach out, send the ULTIMATE dismissive text: "hey! Thanks. Hope you're well" No punctuation at the end. Do NOT give his ass an exclamation mark. U feel me? Word it just how I said it. And watch his snake ass slither to his next prey. U get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: the moon also rises @timaryu So I just spent 15 minutes looking for my cat. She was in my room the whole time. Dr Smash love Now let me tell u one more thing about red flags. They. Will. Never. Leave. Yo. Ass. Alone πŸ˜‚. They hang around forever. Justttttt when u put they ass out of your mind u get that PERFECTLY timed text: "hey big head πŸ˜‰". With that said here go the top three times a red flag will try to re establish contact with you: (1) 10:46 pm on a Saturday on a night where u shaved the kitty cat for the new guy u seeing and that new guy bailed on u. U at home. Looking cute. Watching Netflix. Kitty cat bald as Vin Diesel scalp. And u were all ready to be naughty and now u alone and lost in your horniness and red flag pop up like "hey you. You gonna be out tonight? πŸ˜‰" And u thinking IGNORE but how do u reply? "Lol just chilling at home HBU". Within 45 minutes homie got u bent over your sectional and he giving u that pipe that make u literally hate your new man because u remember how good the red flag's pipe was πŸ™ƒ. (2) Holiday. That's when that red flag hit u with the "hey you. Hope you're at home eating your mom's incredible pot roast and enjoying good company. Been thinking about you 😘". What do u wanna do? IGNORE. What do u ACTUALLY say? "Hey! I'm back next Tuesday. We should link up - it's been a while πŸ˜‰." And now u naked on your sectional having post-thanksgiving sex πŸ€—. (3) Birthday. Red flags know all the birthdays. None of your other friends remembered except red flag: "hey sexy. Happy birthday! Hope you have fun tonight 😘." U don't even want to ignore. U legitimately taken by his sweetness and he bring u birthday cupcakes and now your face covered in Mandy's Cupcakes buttercream frosting and red flag's jizz and u just like "wow, this motherfvcker πŸ˜’." Now look. If u really had it with Mr. Red Flag, don't ignore him. He'll think u still like him, and text u again in EXACTLY four months. Instead, when he reach out, send the ULTIMATE dismissive text: "hey! Thanks. Hope you're well" No punctuation at the end. Do NOT give his ass an exclamation mark. U feel me? Word it just how I said it. And watch his snake ass slither to his next prey. U get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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