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Children, Club, and Dogs: A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Don't change horses until they stop running bug is closc Daylight Saving Time termites. how? looks dirty impossible Mr math 2. ¡Strike while the . It's always darkest before 4 Never underestimate the power of You can lcad a horse to water but Don't bite the hand that 7. No news is miss is as good as a You can't teach an old dog new o. If you lie down with dogs, you'll 11. Lovc all, trust 12. 13. An idle mind is 14. Where there's smoke thcre's 5. Happy the bride who 16. A penny saved is stink in the morning mc the best way to rclax ution s all the presents not much he Muskctccrs. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nosc. 20. There are none so blind as 21. Children should be seen and not Stevic Wonder 22.fat first you don't succccd 23. You get out of something only what you 24. When the blind ead the blind 25.A bird in thc hand And the WINNER and last one! 26. Better late than get new batteries. cc in thc picturc on the box get out of the way. is going to poop on you. pregnant you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/156076897278/these-were-actually-answered-by-first-graders" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>These Were Actually Answered By First Graders</p></blockquote>

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Baseball, Bless Up, and College: this dog is half corgi half golden retriever @Drsmashlove Bruh lemme holla at y'all. Relationships take work. Above all u gotta understand the needs of the person u with. Everybody needs is different. Maybe yo girl love traveling. If that's what float her boat bruh u can't spend every holiday on the couch smoking weed eating Taco Bell. U gotta put them nacho supremes down and plan some shit. Go online and get a hotel at Trivago. Lil road trip. Keep it simple. Anything. But one thing u can't do it's not respond to the concern because u comfortable in your current situation. I mean, u can, but best believe Aaron the friendly young man who live one floor up who was a Jewish day camp counselor all thru college and follow baseball a little too much and work as a analyst at a boutique bank gonna merge and acquire your girl in a hot second while u shooting 13 year old Tyler from Wichita who flagrantly use the N-word too much on the video game screen. And Aaron's PowerPoint game might exceed his pipe game but he got that bed-and-breakfast game on lock. Type of nerdy lover boy to plan an entire trip on Microsoft Excel with departure and arrival times down to the minute, taking into account different time zones and daylight savings. He even request the type of pillow she like when he check into the Westin. U feel me? And yo girl gon date Aaron and she gon come back and let u pipe exactly one (1) more time before she Kaiser Sozay limp-walk out of yo life forever. U feel me? Just to remind u that u fucked up. And u gon shed a single tear into your gordita like "damn. I fucked up." Yes u did, bruh. Yes u did. Also, stop eating Taco Bell that shit disgusting and it's clouding your judgment. It's new taco places out. Where real Mexicans make the tacos, or enthusiastic hipster white people who traveled extensively along the Mexican coast to learn the art of the fish taco. U feel me? Just like blow jobs have progressed so have tacos. Stop living in 2003. Aight? Bless up 😍😂😂😂
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