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This skeptical pupper is every girl I've ever been on a date with. Girl: "You seem like you're not ready for a relationship. You seem focused on work. Why haven't any of your relationships worked. You seem emotionally broken. Also, you seem like a fuckboy who's self aware enough to know you're a fuckboy and therefore you're intelligent enough to mask it. I'm not gonna lie, everything about you is a red flag." Me: "Baby girl you strike me as suspicious, paranoid, bipolar, stressed, and anxious, and, judging by the mild twitch in your eye, it's safe to say that you have violent tendencies. Basically, this forcefield you've constructed around you make my PP hard, but if you lower it and let me in, we have a strong possibility of an extremely sexual and sensual relationship that ends in broken glass, cop cars, restraining orders, expensive Jewish lawyers, and long custody battles, but it will have all been delightfully worth it. WAITER!! Two more Dark and Stormies please โ˜บ๏ธ." ๐Ÿป CheersToThat HeresToNewSituationships EyesWideOpen LoveMeNowStabMeLater ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: Skeptical lil pupper @Dr Smashlove This skeptical pupper is every girl I've ever been on a date with. Girl: "You seem like you're not ready for a relationship. You seem focused on work. Why haven't any of your relationships worked. You seem emotionally broken. Also, you seem like a fuckboy who's self aware enough to know you're a fuckboy and therefore you're intelligent enough to mask it. I'm not gonna lie, everything about you is a red flag." Me: "Baby girl you strike me as suspicious, paranoid, bipolar, stressed, and anxious, and, judging by the mild twitch in your eye, it's safe to say that you have violent tendencies. Basically, this forcefield you've constructed around you make my PP hard, but if you lower it and let me in, we have a strong possibility of an extremely sexual and sensual relationship that ends in broken glass, cop cars, restraining orders, expensive Jewish lawyers, and long custody battles, but it will have all been delightfully worth it. WAITER!! Two more Dark and Stormies please โ˜บ๏ธ." ๐Ÿป CheersToThat HeresToNewSituationships EyesWideOpen LoveMeNowStabMeLater ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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I found this on imugr and found it funny.

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