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Car sex is inappropriate and not safe. How can any one do such a thing? First drunk driving now this? Everything fun and games still that stick that turn on the wind shield wipers poke a nigga in the eye or worse duke you in the glory hole while switching positions. The leather seats in the whip be hot as fuck too. Who getting 3rd degree burns for that NUT? I am shit, I guess car sex can be useful. After you bust a nut and hungry you can recover them McDonald fries that fall under the passenger seat. It be enough of them to make a combo meal. Both you and her can be munching right after fucking each other to death in that hot ass car. If a bitch wanna risk both our lives for this nut while I'm driving she the one bruh, she the one.: Porn hub hub Login or Sign Up now to post a comment! bobsmithwxyz 1 month ag flag for not driving with a seat belt, Come on guys...k**s are watching 422 โ†Reply Car sex is inappropriate and not safe. How can any one do such a thing? First drunk driving now this? Everything fun and games still that stick that turn on the wind shield wipers poke a nigga in the eye or worse duke you in the glory hole while switching positions. The leather seats in the whip be hot as fuck too. Who getting 3rd degree burns for that NUT? I am shit, I guess car sex can be useful. After you bust a nut and hungry you can recover them McDonald fries that fall under the passenger seat. It be enough of them to make a combo meal. Both you and her can be munching right after fucking each other to death in that hot ass car. If a bitch wanna risk both our lives for this nut while I'm driving she the one bruh, she the one.
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