Apparently, Computers, and Memes: Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)10:04:04 UTC-5 No.522930202
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went to the store on Thursday
>bought a half gallon jar of pickles
love me some pickles
>eat one as soon as I get home
tastes goodman bat
so good l decide l'll have a few more
>walk back to my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated
>not by a long shot
come back to life-giving pickle jar several more time
>eat several pickles each time
after an hour the jar is empty
>400% of my daily sodium never tasted so good
thirty minutes later l hear a churning in my stomach
not a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when you suddenly pull the drain
initiate sprint to bathroom mode
barely get my ass on the toilet as a fucking waterfall emerges from my asshole
never in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows
after about ten seconds of continuous flow it subsides to a trickle and stops
toilet water is green and smells like vinegar
>body didn't even try to digest that shit
clean up and go back to computer
thinking "thank god that's over"
>Not. Even. Close.
five minutes later the rumbling is back
>even louder this time
sprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat
this happens five more fucking times
s finally all gone
stomach is concave; l have never had less food inside my body
completely cleaned out
>sit on toilet but it's different this time
>l KNOW there's nothing in there
>shit out a tiny amount of liquid, immediately feel better
"well I guess there was just a tiny bit left, that wasn't so ba-
>all at once the burning fire of a thousand young suns sets upon my anal sphincter
>l had just shat out pure stomach acid
frantically wipe at my ass to prevent it from melting away like the spaceship floor in Alien
>craw in shower, turn cold water on full blast, and lie prone while gently sobbing
eventually towel off and crawl exhausted into bed at 3:00 in the afternoon
sleep for fourteen hours
In retrospect, it was all totally worth it
I love me some pickles.
the pickle pooper also I apparently already posted the goalie one??? so oop
Black Lives Matter, Memes, and Retarded: Educate The Public
September 5 at 7:00pm
this Page easily.
Imagine if powerful white men
were as vocally outraged about
rapists going free as they are
about a guy not standing for the
This is fackin' retarded.
Everyone who is anyone with knowledge of the situation (outside of possibly
Stanford alumni) is losing their f ckin' minds over this, no matter what level of
melanin their skin contains.
This is not about White Privilege. This is about Class Privilege and Sheer
lliterally don't know anyone, white, black, red, yellow, green or purple, who
thinks this is ok. And that includes my leaning-to-the-Left sister (IMO) who
seemed to be stunned that I thought good ol Brock should be burned at the
That being said, this has nothing to do with Colin and co. disrespecting my
national anthem and my flag that fought for in Afghanistan and Iraq. And that
is not ok, even if his #BlackLivesMatter "grievances" were legit, which they
are not, given that they are based on lies.
(I have to assume that Colin's taking a shat on said anthem and flag means
that he disavows the country that it represents. Hence why Isaid "my"
national anthem and flag, and not "our
I can't even....
#FalseEquivalency #AnalogyFail #FuckBrockTurner