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Funny, SpongeBob, and Drive: Quan Wick @blvckquan Miss Puff: Goodmorning class! Spongebob Let him drive the boat @kodakslawyer

Funny, SpongeBob, and Drive: Quan Wick
@blvckquan
Miss Puff: Goodmorning class!
Spongebob
Let him drive the boat @kodakslawyer

Funny, SpongeBob, and Drive: Quan Wick
@blvckquan
Miss Puff: Goodmorning class!
Spongebob
Let him drive the boat @kodakslawyer

Omg, Pressure, and Tumblr: There's a song that's been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It's called Weightless by Marconi Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It's so effective that it's dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy image credits Marconi Union-WeightlessYou Tube mind-blowingfacts.com omg-humor: For people with anxiety this song did wonders for me

Omg, Pressure, and Tumblr: There's a song that's been proven
to reduce anxiety by 65%. It's called
Weightless by Marconi Union, and it
was specifically designed to slow your
heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and
lower cortisol levels. It's so effective
that it's dangerous to drive while
listening to it because it can make
you drowsy
image credits Marconi Union-WeightlessYou Tube
mind-blowingfacts.com
omg-humor:

For people with anxiety this song did wonders for me

Omg, Pressure, and Tumblr: There's a song that's been proven
to reduce anxiety by 65%. It's called
Weightless by Marconi Union, and it
was specifically designed to slow your
heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and
lower cortisol levels. It's so effective
that it's dangerous to drive while
listening to it because it can make
you drowsy
image credits Marconi Union-WeightlessYou Tube
mind-blowingfacts.com
omg-humor:

For people with anxiety this song did wonders for me

omg-humor: For people with anxiety this song did wonders for me

Friends, Homie, and Drive: When your homie working the drive thru hooks it up with large fries We have friends in high places

Friends, Homie, and Drive: When your homie working the drive
thru hooks it up with large fries
We have friends in high places

Friends, Homie, and Drive: When your homie working the drive
thru hooks it up with large fries
We have friends in high places

Drive, Text, and Who: DON'T DRINK & DRIVE BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO TEXT & DRIVE.. AND THEY WILL HIT YOU AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT.. Dont drink and drive guys

Drive, Text, and Who: DON'T DRINK & DRIVE
BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE
OUT THERE WHO
TEXT & DRIVE.. AND THEY WILL
HIT YOU
AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT..
Dont drink and drive guys

Drive, Text, and Who: DON'T DRINK & DRIVE
BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE
OUT THERE WHO
TEXT & DRIVE.. AND THEY WILL
HIT YOU
AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT..
Dont drink and drive guys

Dont drink and drive guys

Drive, Usb, and First: Archeologists unearth the first USB drive (1915)

Drive, Usb, and First: Archeologists unearth the first USB drive (1915)

Drive, Usb, and First: Archeologists unearth the first USB drive (1915)

Archeologists unearth the first USB drive (1915)

Alive, Love, and Drive: I can see t This one moment when you know youre not a sad story You are alive. And as you stand upand see the lights on buildings and that t drive with the people you lóve most in this world. http://iglovequotes.net/

Alive, Love, and Drive: I can see t This one moment when you know youre not a sad story
You are alive. And as you stand upand see the lights on buildings and
that
t drive with the people you lóve most in this world.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Alive, Love, and Drive: I can see t This one moment when you know youre not a sad story
You are alive. And as you stand upand see the lights on buildings and
that
t drive with the people you lóve most in this world.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Drive, Store, and For: allie @1999J0BA me finding the perfect playlist for my 4 minute drive to the grocery store

Drive, Store, and For: allie
@1999J0BA
me finding the perfect playlist
for my 4 minute drive to the
grocery store

Drive, Store, and For: allie
@1999J0BA
me finding the perfect playlist
for my 4 minute drive to the
grocery store

Chick-Fil-A, Chocolate, and Drive: Mi @remigiomia I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no l ordered a sweet tea and she goes "no honey you need a milkshake" Service: unmatched Service Unmatched

Chick-Fil-A, Chocolate, and Drive: Mi
@remigiomia
I went through the chick fil a drive
through bawling and the girl asked me if
I wanted a chocolate or vanilla
milkshake. And I was like no l ordered a
sweet tea and she goes "no honey you
need a milkshake"
Service: unmatched
Service Unmatched

Chick-Fil-A, Chocolate, and Drive: Mi
@remigiomia
I went through the chick fil a drive
through bawling and the girl asked me if
I wanted a chocolate or vanilla
milkshake. And I was like no l ordered a
sweet tea and she goes "no honey you
need a milkshake"
Service: unmatched
Service Unmatched

Service Unmatched

Ass, Cute, and Disappointed: Rose's are red you're cute as a duck. Let's go on a date and then we can cuddle Today 10:53 AM Are you forgetting Something on that last line of the poem? Today 1:27 PM Hmm, you're right. We should probably change the ending to make it rhyme Today 1:45 PM Roses are red Your date idea sounds alright But please don't leave me disappointed at the end of the night Today 8:32 PM Roses are red you sure have some sass Ihope you're this feisty when I'm tapping that ass Today 9:56 PM Roses are red I will have you shiver right down to the core Please you like no one has And leave you begging for more First you must please my intellect And then you can "tap my ass" I'm not sure if you're ready For this naughty girls sass I can be a bit to handle Don't be distracted by my ambitions and drive Are you up for the challenge? Or will you back down and hide? Today 10:13 PM Promises promises don't threaten a good time. I hope you can deliver better than you can rhyme. Your sharp intellect I can certainly please. If that's all it takes you'll soon be on your knees. I won't be distracted I can handle mine How about we we settle over a bottle of wine. Sent When Dr. Seuss first met Audrey Stone Dimond [1967]

Ass, Cute, and Disappointed: Rose's are red
you're cute as a duck.
Let's go on a date
and then we can cuddle
Today 10:53 AM
Are you forgetting
Something on that last line
of the poem?
Today 1:27 PM
Hmm, you're right. We
should probably change
the ending to make it
rhyme
Today 1:45 PM
Roses are red
Your date idea sounds
alright
But please don't leave me
disappointed
at the end of the night
Today 8:32 PM
Roses are red
you sure have some sass
Ihope you're this feisty
when I'm tapping that ass
Today 9:56 PM
Roses are red
I will have you shiver right
down to the core
Please you like no one has
And leave you begging for
more
First you must please my
intellect
And then you can "tap my
ass"
I'm not sure if you're ready
For this naughty girls sass
I can be a bit to handle
Don't be distracted by my
ambitions and drive
Are you up for the
challenge?
Or will you back down and
hide?
Today 10:13 PM
Promises promises
don't threaten a good
time.
I hope you can deliver
better than you can
rhyme.
Your sharp intellect
I can certainly please.
If that's all it takes
you'll soon be on your
knees.
I won't be distracted
I can handle mine
How about we we settle
over a bottle of wine.
Sent
When Dr. Seuss first met Audrey Stone Dimond [1967]

Ass, Cute, and Disappointed: Rose's are red
you're cute as a duck.
Let's go on a date
and then we can cuddle
Today 10:53 AM
Are you forgetting
Something on that last line
of the poem?
Today 1:27 PM
Hmm, you're right. We
should probably change
the ending to make it
rhyme
Today 1:45 PM
Roses are red
Your date idea sounds
alright
But please don't leave me
disappointed
at the end of the night
Today 8:32 PM
Roses are red
you sure have some sass
Ihope you're this feisty
when I'm tapping that ass
Today 9:56 PM
Roses are red
I will have you shiver right
down to the core
Please you like no one has
And leave you begging for
more
First you must please my
intellect
And then you can "tap my
ass"
I'm not sure if you're ready
For this naughty girls sass
I can be a bit to handle
Don't be distracted by my
ambitions and drive
Are you up for the
challenge?
Or will you back down and
hide?
Today 10:13 PM
Promises promises
don't threaten a good
time.
I hope you can deliver
better than you can
rhyme.
Your sharp intellect
I can certainly please.
If that's all it takes
you'll soon be on your
knees.
I won't be distracted
I can handle mine
How about we we settle
over a bottle of wine.
Sent
When Dr. Seuss first met Audrey Stone Dimond [1967]

Yeah, Drive, and Text: YEAH. IF YOU COULD NOT TEXT AND DRIVE THAT'D BE GREAT Made my commute a little better.

Yeah, Drive, and Text: YEAH. IF YOU COULD
NOT TEXT AND DRIVE
THAT'D BE GREAT
Made my commute a little better.

Yeah, Drive, and Text: YEAH. IF YOU COULD
NOT TEXT AND DRIVE
THAT'D BE GREAT
Made my commute a little better.

Made my commute a little better.

Ass, Cute, and Disappointed: Ix YOU MATCHED WITH ALIX ON 2/17/19 Alix, I wrote you a poem Rose's are red you're cute as a duck. Let's go on a date and then we can cuddle Today 10:53 AM Are you forgetting something on that last line of the poem? Today 1:27 PM Hmm, you're right. We should probably change the ending to make it rhyme Today 1:45 PM Roses are red Your date idea sounds alright But please don't leave me disappointed at the end of the night Today 8:32 PM Roses are red you sure have some sass I hope you're this feisty when I'm tapping that ass Today 9:56 PM Roses are red I will have you shiver right down to the core Please you like no one has And leave you begging for more First you must please my intellect And then you can "tap my ass" I'm not sure if you're ready For this naughty girls sass I can be a bit to handle Don't be distracted by my ambitions and drive Are you up for the challenge? Or will you back down and hide? Today 10:13 PM Promises promises don't threaten a good time I hope you can deliver better than you can rhyme Your sharp intellect I can certainly please If that's all it takes you'll soon be on your knees I won't be distracted I can handle mine How about we we settle this over a bottle of wine Sent GIF Type a message Send Stitch It Bitches Love Poetry

Ass, Cute, and Disappointed: Ix
YOU MATCHED WITH ALIX ON 2/17/19
Alix, I wrote you a poem
Rose's are red
you're cute as a duck.
Let's go on a date
and then we can cuddle
Today 10:53 AM
Are you forgetting
something on that last line
of the poem?
Today 1:27 PM
Hmm, you're right. We
should probably change
the ending to make it
rhyme
Today 1:45 PM
Roses are red
Your date idea sounds
alright
But please don't leave me
disappointed
at the end of the night
Today 8:32 PM
Roses are red
you sure have some sass
I hope you're this feisty
when I'm tapping that ass
Today 9:56 PM
Roses are red
I will have you shiver right
down to the core
Please you like no one has
And leave you begging for
more
First you must please my
intellect
And then you can "tap my
ass"
I'm not sure if you're ready
For this naughty girls sass
I can be a bit to handle
Don't be distracted by my
ambitions and drive
Are you up for the
challenge?
Or will you back down and
hide?
Today 10:13 PM
Promises promises
don't threaten a good
time
I hope you can deliver
better than you can
rhyme
Your sharp intellect
I can certainly please
If that's all it takes
you'll soon be on your
knees
I won't be distracted
I can handle mine
How about we we settle
this
over a bottle of wine
Sent
GIF
Type a message
Send
Stitch It
Bitches Love Poetry

Ass, Cute, and Disappointed: Ix
YOU MATCHED WITH ALIX ON 2/17/19
Alix, I wrote you a poem
Rose's are red
you're cute as a duck.
Let's go on a date
and then we can cuddle
Today 10:53 AM
Are you forgetting
something on that last line
of the poem?
Today 1:27 PM
Hmm, you're right. We
should probably change
the ending to make it
rhyme
Today 1:45 PM
Roses are red
Your date idea sounds
alright
But please don't leave me
disappointed
at the end of the night
Today 8:32 PM
Roses are red
you sure have some sass
I hope you're this feisty
when I'm tapping that ass
Today 9:56 PM
Roses are red
I will have you shiver right
down to the core
Please you like no one has
And leave you begging for
more
First you must please my
intellect
And then you can "tap my
ass"
I'm not sure if you're ready
For this naughty girls sass
I can be a bit to handle
Don't be distracted by my
ambitions and drive
Are you up for the
challenge?
Or will you back down and
hide?
Today 10:13 PM
Promises promises
don't threaten a good
time
I hope you can deliver
better than you can
rhyme
Your sharp intellect
I can certainly please
If that's all it takes
you'll soon be on your
knees
I won't be distracted
I can handle mine
How about we we settle
this
over a bottle of wine
Sent
GIF
Type a message
Send
Stitch It
Bitches Love Poetry

Chick-Fil-A, Chocolate, and Drive: Mi @remigiomia I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no l ordered a sweet tea and she goes "no honey you need a milkshake" Service: unmatched Service Unmatched

Chick-Fil-A, Chocolate, and Drive: Mi
@remigiomia
I went through the chick fil a drive
through bawling and the girl asked me if
I wanted a chocolate or vanilla
milkshake. And I was like no l ordered a
sweet tea and she goes "no honey you
need a milkshake"
Service: unmatched
Service Unmatched

Chick-Fil-A, Chocolate, and Drive: Mi
@remigiomia
I went through the chick fil a drive
through bawling and the girl asked me if
I wanted a chocolate or vanilla
milkshake. And I was like no l ordered a
sweet tea and she goes "no honey you
need a milkshake"
Service: unmatched
Service Unmatched

Service Unmatched

Best, Drive, and Quiet: "I hope the strong women out there aren't quiet and they don't go away, because when people attack you for speaking, the best way to drive them nuts is to smile and carry on speaking - louder, more wisely, more intensely, more articulately than ever." Neil Gaiman

Best, Drive, and Quiet: "I hope the strong women out there aren't quiet and
they don't go away, because when people attack you for
speaking, the best way to drive them nuts is to smile
and carry on speaking - louder, more wisely, more
intensely, more articulately than ever."
Neil Gaiman

Best, Drive, and Quiet: "I hope the strong women out there aren't quiet and
they don't go away, because when people attack you for
speaking, the best way to drive them nuts is to smile
and carry on speaking - louder, more wisely, more
intensely, more articulately than ever."
Neil Gaiman

Fucking, Poop, and Work: Anonymous 02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342 >be me >be loser who drives a delivery van all day >work is fucking boring as fuck get new puppy 31 KB PNG puppy is sad when I go to work >have idea >I will take puppy to work with me >Next day put puppy in van >Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab >Take puppy to park during lunch break Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries >Drive home Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy >Have never had this much enjoyment of work >Thank you puppy op has a happy day at work

Fucking, Poop, and Work: Anonymous
02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342
>be me
>be loser who drives a delivery van all
day
>work is fucking boring as fuck
get new puppy
31 KB PNG puppy is sad when I go to work
>have idea
>I will take puppy to work with me
>Next day put puppy in van
>Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
>Take puppy to park during lunch break
Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
>Drive home
Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
>Have never had this much enjoyment of work
>Thank you puppy
op has a happy day at work

Fucking, Poop, and Work: Anonymous
02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342
>be me
>be loser who drives a delivery van all
day
>work is fucking boring as fuck
get new puppy
31 KB PNG puppy is sad when I go to work
>have idea
>I will take puppy to work with me
>Next day put puppy in van
>Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
>Take puppy to park during lunch break
Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
>Drive home
Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
>Have never had this much enjoyment of work
>Thank you puppy
op has a happy day at work

Yeah, Drive, and Text: YEAH. IF YOU COULD NOT TEXT AND DRIVE THAT'D BE GREAT Made my commute a little better.

Yeah, Drive, and Text: YEAH. IF YOU COULD
NOT TEXT AND DRIVE
THAT'D BE GREAT
Made my commute a little better.

Yeah, Drive, and Text: YEAH. IF YOU COULD
NOT TEXT AND DRIVE
THAT'D BE GREAT
Made my commute a little better.

Made my commute a little better.

Fucking, Poop, and Work: Anonymous 02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342 >be me >be loser who drives a delivery van all day >work is fucking boring as fuck get new puppy 31 KB PNG puppy is sad when I go to work >have idea >I will take puppy to work with me >Next day put puppy in van >Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab >Take puppy to park during lunch break Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries >Drive home Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy >Have never had this much enjoyment of work >Thank you puppy op has a happy day at work via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2NfH9zg

Fucking, Poop, and Work: Anonymous
02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342
>be me
>be loser who drives a delivery van all
day
>work is fucking boring as fuck
get new puppy
31 KB PNG puppy is sad when I go to work
>have idea
>I will take puppy to work with me
>Next day put puppy in van
>Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
>Take puppy to park during lunch break
Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
>Drive home
Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
>Have never had this much enjoyment of work
>Thank you puppy
op has a happy day at work via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2NfH9zg

Fucking, Poop, and Work: Anonymous
02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342
>be me
>be loser who drives a delivery van all
day
>work is fucking boring as fuck
get new puppy
31 KB PNG puppy is sad when I go to work
>have idea
>I will take puppy to work with me
>Next day put puppy in van
>Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
>Take puppy to park during lunch break
Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
>Drive home
Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
>Have never had this much enjoyment of work
>Thank you puppy
op has a happy day at work via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2NfH9zg

Dank, Bible, and Drive: LAD BIBLE This drive through the snow-covered Yosemite National Park is absolutely breathtaking 😍❄️

Dank, Bible, and Drive: LAD
BIBLE
This drive through the snow-covered Yosemite National Park is absolutely breathtaking 😍❄️

Dank, Bible, and Drive: LAD
BIBLE
This drive through the snow-covered Yosemite National Park is absolutely breathtaking 😍❄️

America, Blackpeopletwitter, and Queso: jward @Jordan Ward me in lexas: maybe we are a little narcissist and over-the-top me outside of Texas: literally is there anywhere i can get some quality queso? man America is weak. take me back to T EXAS.i'm tryna drive 70mph everywhere. i miss my country 11/26/17, 10:11 PM 2,376 Retweets 8,067 Likes T E X A S (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

America, Blackpeopletwitter, and Queso: jward
@Jordan Ward
me in lexas: maybe we are a little
narcissist and over-the-top
me outside of Texas: literally is there
anywhere i can get some quality queso?
man America is weak. take me back to T
EXAS.i'm tryna drive 70mph
everywhere. i miss my country
11/26/17, 10:11 PM
2,376 Retweets 8,067 Likes
T E X A S (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

America, Blackpeopletwitter, and Queso: jward
@Jordan Ward
me in lexas: maybe we are a little
narcissist and over-the-top
me outside of Texas: literally is there
anywhere i can get some quality queso?
man America is weak. take me back to T
EXAS.i'm tryna drive 70mph
everywhere. i miss my country
11/26/17, 10:11 PM
2,376 Retweets 8,067 Likes
T E X A S (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

T E X A S (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

America, Queso, and Drive: jward @Jordan Ward me in lexas: maybe we are a little narcissist and over-the-top me outside of Texas: literally is there anywhere i can get some quality queso? man America is weak. take me back to T EXAS.i'm tryna drive 70mph everywhere. i miss my country 11/26/17, 10:11 PM 2,376 Retweets 8,067 Likes T E X A S

America, Queso, and Drive: jward
@Jordan Ward
me in lexas: maybe we are a little
narcissist and over-the-top
me outside of Texas: literally is there
anywhere i can get some quality queso?
man America is weak. take me back to T
EXAS.i'm tryna drive 70mph
everywhere. i miss my country
11/26/17, 10:11 PM
2,376 Retweets 8,067 Likes
T E X A S

America, Queso, and Drive: jward
@Jordan Ward
me in lexas: maybe we are a little
narcissist and over-the-top
me outside of Texas: literally is there
anywhere i can get some quality queso?
man America is weak. take me back to T
EXAS.i'm tryna drive 70mph
everywhere. i miss my country
11/26/17, 10:11 PM
2,376 Retweets 8,067 Likes
T E X A S

T E X A S

Funny, Memes, and Drive: l thought that I was a good person, but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise. eacm.eny (via unknown)

Funny, Memes, and Drive: l thought that I was a good person, but
the way I react when people drive
slowly in the left lane would suggest
otherwise. eacm.eny
(via unknown)

Funny, Memes, and Drive: l thought that I was a good person, but
the way I react when people drive
slowly in the left lane would suggest
otherwise. eacm.eny
(via unknown)

(via unknown)

Alive, College, and Fucking: Side Effects Follow ECTS @SideEffectsNews Why aren't millennials giving blood? bit.ly/2fRZG5i 5:14 PM 28 Sep 2017 Belinda Blumenthal @philomenapunk Follow because we all gay ide Effects @SideEffectsNews Why aren't millennials giving blood? bit.ly/2fRZG5i 11:29 AM 3 Oct 2017 3,199 Retweets 11,051 Likes the-modern-satyr: seedydemigod: captainfunkpunkandroll: the-real-eye-to-see: Didn’t even know people are not allowed to give blood if they are gay That’s been the thing for years. The HIV scare of the ‘80s prohibited us from donating blood. And they still hold that against us despite the fact that that claim has been debunked over and over again. the wording on the paperwork is “Are you a man who has had sexual intercourse with a man after 1980” or “Are you a woman who has had sexual intercourse with a man who has had sexual intercourse with another man since 1980” (this was a blood drive at my college where majority of the students werent Alive in 1980.) I donated all the time back when I was a virgin, because o- , but now I’m not allowed to. So a better question for this article is “Why won’t baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?” though, theres a lot of room for loopholes in the wording of it This fucking matters. Bias in medicine is bias that should not exist. Fucking fix it.

Alive, College, and Fucking: Side Effects
Follow
ECTS @SideEffectsNews
Why aren't millennials giving blood?
bit.ly/2fRZG5i
5:14 PM 28 Sep 2017

Belinda Blumenthal
@philomenapunk
Follow
because we all gay
ide Effects @SideEffectsNews
Why aren't millennials giving blood? bit.ly/2fRZG5i
11:29 AM 3 Oct 2017
3,199 Retweets 11,051 Likes
the-modern-satyr:
seedydemigod:

captainfunkpunkandroll:

the-real-eye-to-see:
Didn’t even know people are not allowed to give blood if they are gay

That’s been the thing for years. The HIV scare of the ‘80s prohibited us from donating blood. And they still hold that against us despite the fact that that claim has been debunked over and over again.

the wording on the paperwork is “Are you a man who has had sexual intercourse with a man after 1980” or “Are you a woman who has had sexual intercourse with a man who has had sexual intercourse with another man since 1980” (this was a blood drive at my college where majority of the students werent Alive in 1980.) I donated all the time back when I was a virgin, because o- , but now I’m not allowed to. So a better question for this article is “Why won’t baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?” though, theres a lot of room for loopholes in the wording of it

This fucking matters. Bias in medicine is bias that should not exist. Fucking fix it.

Alive, College, and Fucking: Side Effects
Follow
ECTS @SideEffectsNews
Why aren't millennials giving blood?
bit.ly/2fRZG5i
5:14 PM 28 Sep 2017

Belinda Blumenthal
@philomenapunk
Follow
because we all gay
ide Effects @SideEffectsNews
Why aren't millennials giving blood? bit.ly/2fRZG5i
11:29 AM 3 Oct 2017
3,199 Retweets 11,051 Likes
the-modern-satyr:
seedydemigod:

captainfunkpunkandroll:

the-real-eye-to-see:
Didn’t even know people are not allowed to give blood if they are gay

That’s been the thing for years. The HIV scare of the ‘80s prohibited us from donating blood. And they still hold that against us despite the fact that that claim has been debunked over and over again.

the wording on the paperwork is “Are you a man who has had sexual intercourse with a man after 1980” or “Are you a woman who has had sexual intercourse with a man who has had sexual intercourse with another man since 1980” (this was a blood drive at my college where majority of the students werent Alive in 1980.) I donated all the time back when I was a virgin, because o- , but now I’m not allowed to. So a better question for this article is “Why won’t baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?” though, theres a lot of room for loopholes in the wording of it

This fucking matters. Bias in medicine is bias that should not exist. Fucking fix it.

Pressure, Anxiety, and Blood Pressure: There's a song that's been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It's called Weightless by Marconi Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It's so effective that it's dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy image credits Marconi Union-WeightlessYou Tube mind-blowingfacts.com For people with anxiety this song did wonders for me

Pressure, Anxiety, and Blood Pressure: There's a song that's been proven
to reduce anxiety by 65%. It's called
Weightless by Marconi Union, and it
was specifically designed to slow your
heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and
lower cortisol levels. It's so effective
that it's dangerous to drive while
listening to it because it can make
you drowsy
image credits Marconi Union-WeightlessYou Tube
mind-blowingfacts.com
For people with anxiety this song did wonders for me

Pressure, Anxiety, and Blood Pressure: There's a song that's been proven
to reduce anxiety by 65%. It's called
Weightless by Marconi Union, and it
was specifically designed to slow your
heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and
lower cortisol levels. It's so effective
that it's dangerous to drive while
listening to it because it can make
you drowsy
image credits Marconi Union-WeightlessYou Tube
mind-blowingfacts.com
For people with anxiety this song did wonders for me

For people with anxiety this song did wonders for me

Crazy, Drive, and Girl Memes: Me after another breakup trying to figure out if I attract crazy, I'm attracted to crazy, drive them crazy or all the above

Crazy, Drive, and Girl Memes: Me after another breakup trying to figure
out if I attract crazy, I'm attracted to crazy,
drive them crazy or all the above

Crazy, Drive, and Girl Memes: Me after another breakup trying to figure
out if I attract crazy, I'm attracted to crazy,
drive them crazy or all the above

Andrew Bogut, Memes, and Nfl: NFL THIS DRIVE 3 RUSH, 3 PASS, 38 YARDS, 3:12 ⓔーーH010-110- 주, TEN-11 14 2ND 12:23 12 M. GORDON Ill: 4 RUSH, 21 YDS, TD 2ND & 7 ー10-1) 14 2시) BUF NFL PALAC . 3 2ND 13:38 ,pes, Leaping INTs, Mariota Magic and one of the best TD runs in NFL history 😳 The @Titans' 10 BEST plays of 2018! https://t.co/r8SNr3Pjb5

Andrew Bogut, Memes, and Nfl: NFL
THIS DRIVE
3 RUSH, 3 PASS, 38 YARDS, 3:12
ⓔーーH010-110- 주, TEN-11
14
2ND 12:23 12
M. GORDON Ill: 4 RUSH, 21 YDS, TD
2ND & 7
ー10-1)
14 2시) BUF
NFL PALAC .
3
2ND 13:38 ,pes,
Leaping INTs, Mariota Magic and one of the best TD runs in NFL history 😳

The @Titans' 10 BEST plays of 2018! https://t.co/r8SNr3Pjb5

Andrew Bogut, Memes, and Nfl: NFL
THIS DRIVE
3 RUSH, 3 PASS, 38 YARDS, 3:12
ⓔーーH010-110- 주, TEN-11
14
2ND 12:23 12
M. GORDON Ill: 4 RUSH, 21 YDS, TD
2ND & 7
ー10-1)
14 2시) BUF
NFL PALAC .
3
2ND 13:38 ,pes,
Leaping INTs, Mariota Magic and one of the best TD runs in NFL history 😳

The @Titans' 10 BEST plays of 2018! https://t.co/r8SNr3Pjb5

Leaping INTs, Mariota Magic and one of the best TD runs in NFL history 😳 The @Titans' 10 BEST plays of 2018! https://t.co/r8SNr3Pjb5

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Gabby Lizzul @gabbylizzul Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid and then ur like we're any of those lights l passed green how did I get here WTRF the-memedaddy: Me_irl

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Gabby Lizzul
@gabbylizzul
Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while
thinking about something incredibly
random and stupid and then ur like
we're any of those lights l passed green
how did I get here WTRF
the-memedaddy:

Me_irl

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Gabby Lizzul
@gabbylizzul
Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while
thinking about something incredibly
random and stupid and then ur like
we're any of those lights l passed green
how did I get here WTRF
the-memedaddy:

Me_irl

the-memedaddy: Me_irl

Confused, Drive, and Http: Feelings never make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started http://iglovequotes.net/

Confused, Drive, and Http: Feelings never make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you
around for hours before they drop you right back where you started
http://iglovequotes.net/

Confused, Drive, and Http: Feelings never make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you
around for hours before they drop you right back where you started
http://iglovequotes.net/

Meme, Sex, and Drive: When you get with a chick who has a sex drive twice as high as yours @LUTAL08 Meme collection!

Meme, Sex, and Drive: When you get with a chick who has a
sex drive twice as high as yours
@LUTAL08
Meme collection!

Meme, Sex, and Drive: When you get with a chick who has a
sex drive twice as high as yours
@LUTAL08
Meme collection!

Meme collection!

Fail, Fast Food, and Food: Vomegle Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger I hate my fucking life! You: no you dont You: you hate your life right now Stranger: im 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better Stranger my co-workers make fun of me all day You: learn the ways of the honeybadger Stranger: and if i told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay You: that is illegal Stranger cause he's a cheap bastard Stranger: my only friend is mentally retarded You: that makes you a wonderful friend: Stranger: adn all we ever do together is stupid shit Stranger i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive Stranger: plus every time i try i fail my drivers test You: Drivers ed bro You: shit works Stranger: and you know what the worst part is? You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you? Stranger i live in a pineapple under the sea. You: god damn it

Fail, Fast Food, and Food: Vomegle
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger I hate my fucking life!
You: no you dont
You: you hate your life right now
Stranger: im 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Stranger my co-workers make fun of me all day
You: learn the ways of the honeybadger
Stranger: and if i told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay
You: that is illegal
Stranger cause he's a cheap bastard
Stranger: my only friend is mentally retarded
You: that makes you a wonderful friend:
Stranger: adn all we ever do together is stupid shit
Stranger i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive
Stranger: plus every time i try i fail my drivers test
You: Drivers ed bro
You: shit works
Stranger: and you know what the worst part is?
You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger i live in a pineapple under the sea.
You: god damn it

Fail, Fast Food, and Food: Vomegle
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger I hate my fucking life!
You: no you dont
You: you hate your life right now
Stranger: im 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Stranger my co-workers make fun of me all day
You: learn the ways of the honeybadger
Stranger: and if i told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay
You: that is illegal
Stranger cause he's a cheap bastard
Stranger: my only friend is mentally retarded
You: that makes you a wonderful friend:
Stranger: adn all we ever do together is stupid shit
Stranger i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive
Stranger: plus every time i try i fail my drivers test
You: Drivers ed bro
You: shit works
Stranger: and you know what the worst part is?
You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger i live in a pineapple under the sea.
You: god damn it

Computer, Drive, and How To: Putting a lockscreen password on your computer Encrypting your hard drive Getting a laptop and bringing it with you wherever you go so you never have to leave it unattended Leaving Vim open whenever you leave your computer How to stay secure:

Computer, Drive, and How To: Putting a lockscreen
password on your
computer
Encrypting your
hard drive
Getting a laptop and
bringing it with you
wherever you go so you
never have to leave it
unattended
Leaving Vim open
whenever you leave
your computer
How to stay secure:

Computer, Drive, and How To: Putting a lockscreen
password on your
computer
Encrypting your
hard drive
Getting a laptop and
bringing it with you
wherever you go so you
never have to leave it
unattended
Leaving Vim open
whenever you leave
your computer
How to stay secure:

How to stay secure:

Funny, Music, and Rap: This is how all white dudes named kyle are born Laddu @LadduSenpai Replying to @ilovesmokingmid You are now baptised This kid gonna grow up to and drive a lifted truck chew dip and blast rap music with his subs on full bass

Funny, Music, and Rap: This is how all white dudes named kyle
are born
Laddu @LadduSenpai
Replying to @ilovesmokingmid
You are now baptised
This kid gonna grow up to and drive a lifted truck chew dip and blast rap music with his subs on full bass

Funny, Music, and Rap: This is how all white dudes named kyle
are born
Laddu @LadduSenpai
Replying to @ilovesmokingmid
You are now baptised
This kid gonna grow up to and drive a lifted truck chew dip and blast rap music with his subs on full bass

This kid gonna grow up to and drive a lifted truck chew dip and blast rap music with his subs on full bass

Logic, Sex, and Army: 16 to have sex 18 to watch porn 16 to Drive 18 to Own a butter knife 16 to join the army 18 to play call of duty Logic of Britain The UK is an interesting place!

Logic, Sex, and Army: 16 to have sex
18 to watch porn
16 to Drive
18 to Own a butter knife
16 to join the army
18 to play call of duty
Logic of Britain
The UK is an interesting place!

Logic, Sex, and Army: 16 to have sex
18 to watch porn
16 to Drive
18 to Own a butter knife
16 to join the army
18 to play call of duty
Logic of Britain
The UK is an interesting place!

Drive, Irl, and Me IRL: Gabby Lizzul @gabbylizzul Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid and then ur like we're any of those lights l passed green how did I get here WTRF Me_irl

Drive, Irl, and Me IRL: Gabby Lizzul
@gabbylizzul
Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while
thinking about something incredibly
random and stupid and then ur like
we're any of those lights l passed green
how did I get here WTRF
Me_irl

Drive, Irl, and Me IRL: Gabby Lizzul
@gabbylizzul
Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while
thinking about something incredibly
random and stupid and then ur like
we're any of those lights l passed green
how did I get here WTRF
Me_irl

Me_irl

Dank, Iphone, and Twitter: Melissa McEwen @melissamcewen People who think Americans won't take trains if they are a couple of hours slower than planes need to meet the Midwesterners who are like "why bother flying it's only a ten hour drive" 11:30 AM 2/9/19 Twitter for iPhone

Dank, Iphone, and Twitter: Melissa McEwen
@melissamcewen
People who think Americans won't
take trains if they are a couple of
hours slower than planes need to
meet the Midwesterners who are like
"why bother flying it's only a ten hour
drive"
11:30 AM 2/9/19 Twitter for iPhone

Dank, Iphone, and Twitter: Melissa McEwen
@melissamcewen
People who think Americans won't
take trains if they are a couple of
hours slower than planes need to
meet the Midwesterners who are like
"why bother flying it's only a ten hour
drive"
11:30 AM 2/9/19 Twitter for iPhone

Logic, Sex, and Army: 16 to have sex 18 to watch porn 16 to Drive 18 to Own a butter knife 16 to join the army 18 to play call of duty Logic of Britain The UK is an interesting place!

Logic, Sex, and Army: 16 to have sex
18 to watch porn
16 to Drive
18 to Own a butter knife
16 to join the army
18 to play call of duty
Logic of Britain
The UK is an interesting place!

Logic, Sex, and Army: 16 to have sex
18 to watch porn
16 to Drive
18 to Own a butter knife
16 to join the army
18 to play call of duty
Logic of Britain
The UK is an interesting place!

Gif, Shit, and T-Mobile: l T-Mobile 1:26 AM 85% Jayna YOU MATCHED WITH JAYNA ON 1/4/19 We can get pulled over let's go places Wed, Jan 9, 2:06 PM Well shit, where we going then Today 1:26 AM Nowhere it is Sent GIF ype a message Send My bio said, “I can drive us around but we might get pulled over”

Gif, Shit, and T-Mobile: l T-Mobile
1:26 AM
85%
Jayna
YOU MATCHED WITH JAYNA ON 1/4/19
We can get pulled over let's go
places
Wed, Jan 9, 2:06 PM
Well shit, where we going then
Today 1:26 AM
Nowhere it is
Sent
GIF
ype a message
Send
My bio said, “I can drive us around but we might get pulled over”

Gif, Shit, and T-Mobile: l T-Mobile
1:26 AM
85%
Jayna
YOU MATCHED WITH JAYNA ON 1/4/19
We can get pulled over let's go
places
Wed, Jan 9, 2:06 PM
Well shit, where we going then
Today 1:26 AM
Nowhere it is
Sent
GIF
ype a message
Send
My bio said, “I can drive us around but we might get pulled over”

Love, Memes, and Respect: Luke @LukeChivers95 When of the lads is going out wae a bird called Rihanna Cam, Danny, Darren, Jev, Kieran, Lewis ︶ n- 、 Captain Jev Sparrow Cam, Danny, Darren, Jev, Kieran, Lewis.. Sam Gill If anyone fancies coming and meeting me and Rihanna come Box tonight x arive 22:20 Danny Highfield Treat her with respect, don't be a rude boy boy boy boy 22:19 Luke Fry Rihanna hahaa 22:21 22:19 That's it, we've lost Gill now innit Man down, rom poppa Pom Ponm Dom poppa Pom Pom She brought her umbrella lad 22:19 22:23 Danny Highfield Why you inviting us lad? You should be making her feel like she's the only girl in the world Luke Fry Yeah and make sure you get her to work work work work tomorrow 22:19 22:24 Sam Gill I need the boys to pon De dance floor xx Danny Highfield Happened to that bird you went on a date with other day? Oh nana what her name? 22:20 22:26 Luke Fry I'll come but you can shut up and drive Cam Bolland She into S&M Tbf I'm happy for Gill 22:27 He's found love in a hopeless place 22:20 22:26 Danny Highfield Treat her with respect, don't be a 22:27 Y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladuk yet

Love, Memes, and Respect: Luke @LukeChivers95
When of the lads is going out wae a bird
called Rihanna
Cam, Danny, Darren, Jev, Kieran, Lewis
︶
n-
、
Captain Jev Sparrow
Cam, Danny, Darren, Jev, Kieran, Lewis..
Sam Gill
If anyone fancies coming and
meeting me and Rihanna come Box
tonight x
arive
22:20
Danny Highfield
Treat her with respect, don't be a
rude boy boy boy boy
22:19
Luke Fry
Rihanna hahaa
22:21
22:19
That's it, we've lost Gill now innit
Man down, rom poppa Pom Ponm
Dom poppa Pom Pom
She brought her umbrella lad
22:19
22:23
Danny Highfield
Why you inviting us lad? You should
be making her feel like she's the
only girl in the world
Luke Fry
Yeah and make sure you get her to
work work work work tomorrow
22:19
22:24
Sam Gill
I need the boys to pon De dance
floor xx
Danny Highfield
Happened to that bird you went on
a date with other day? Oh nana
what her name?
22:20
22:26
Luke Fry
I'll come but you can shut up and
drive
Cam Bolland
She into S&M
Tbf I'm happy for Gill 22:27
He's found love in a hopeless place
22:20
22:26
Danny Highfield
Treat her with respect, don't be a
22:27
Y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladuk yet

Love, Memes, and Respect: Luke @LukeChivers95
When of the lads is going out wae a bird
called Rihanna
Cam, Danny, Darren, Jev, Kieran, Lewis
︶
n-
、
Captain Jev Sparrow
Cam, Danny, Darren, Jev, Kieran, Lewis..
Sam Gill
If anyone fancies coming and
meeting me and Rihanna come Box
tonight x
arive
22:20
Danny Highfield
Treat her with respect, don't be a
rude boy boy boy boy
22:19
Luke Fry
Rihanna hahaa
22:21
22:19
That's it, we've lost Gill now innit
Man down, rom poppa Pom Ponm
Dom poppa Pom Pom
She brought her umbrella lad
22:19
22:23
Danny Highfield
Why you inviting us lad? You should
be making her feel like she's the
only girl in the world
Luke Fry
Yeah and make sure you get her to
work work work work tomorrow
22:19
22:24
Sam Gill
I need the boys to pon De dance
floor xx
Danny Highfield
Happened to that bird you went on
a date with other day? Oh nana
what her name?
22:20
22:26
Luke Fry
I'll come but you can shut up and
drive
Cam Bolland
She into S&M
Tbf I'm happy for Gill 22:27
He's found love in a hopeless place
22:20
22:26
Danny Highfield
Treat her with respect, don't be a
22:27
Y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladuk yet

Y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladuk yet

Iphone, Twitter, and Drive: Melissa McEwen @melissamcewen People who think Americans won't take trains if they are a couple of hours slower than planes need to meet the Midwesterners who are like "why bother flying it's only a ten hour drive" 11:30 AM. 2/9/19 Twitter for iPhone Meet the Midwesterners

Iphone, Twitter, and Drive: Melissa McEwen
@melissamcewen
People who think Americans won't
take trains if they are a couple of
hours slower than planes need to
meet the Midwesterners who are like
"why bother flying it's only a ten hour
drive"
11:30 AM. 2/9/19 Twitter for iPhone
Meet the Midwesterners

Iphone, Twitter, and Drive: Melissa McEwen
@melissamcewen
People who think Americans won't
take trains if they are a couple of
hours slower than planes need to
meet the Midwesterners who are like
"why bother flying it's only a ten hour
drive"
11:30 AM. 2/9/19 Twitter for iPhone
Meet the Midwesterners

Meet the Midwesterners

Ass, Cars, and Fat Ass: Fat Ass Kelly Price @yayraahosi My brother told me he was tired of seeing me drive old cars so he bought me a new one!!!! So thankful abby @munozam2001 my brother tells me to shut up when l'm not even saying anything Shut up Abby. Get Daily #funny #funny_memes #memes #video #lol #pic #picoftheday #interesting #Quotes #Funny #Twitter #Infuriating Photos In Here. Follow Us.

Ass, Cars, and Fat Ass: Fat Ass Kelly Price
@yayraahosi
My brother told me he was tired of
seeing me drive old cars so he bought
me a new one!!!! So thankful
abby
@munozam2001
my brother tells me to shut up when l'm
not even saying anything
Shut up Abby. Get Daily #funny #funny_memes #memes #video #lol #pic #picoftheday #interesting #Quotes #Funny #Twitter #Infuriating Photos In Here. Follow Us.

Ass, Cars, and Fat Ass: Fat Ass Kelly Price
@yayraahosi
My brother told me he was tired of
seeing me drive old cars so he bought
me a new one!!!! So thankful
abby
@munozam2001
my brother tells me to shut up when l'm
not even saying anything
Shut up Abby. Get Daily #funny #funny_memes #memes #video #lol #pic #picoftheday #interesting #Quotes #Funny #Twitter #Infuriating Photos In Here. Follow Us.

Drive, Mundo, and Tdd: O maior pen drive do mundo FAN TDD O maior pen drive do mundo

Drive, Mundo, and Tdd: O maior pen drive do mundo
FAN
TDD
O maior pen drive do mundo

Drive, Mundo, and Tdd: O maior pen drive do mundo
FAN
TDD
O maior pen drive do mundo

O maior pen drive do mundo

Drive, Free, and Baby: NO BABY ONN FEEL FREE TO DRIVE INTO Oki doki

Drive, Free, and Baby: NO
BABY ONN
FEEL FREE
TO DRIVE
INTO
Oki doki

Drive, Free, and Baby: NO
BABY ONN
FEEL FREE
TO DRIVE
INTO
Oki doki

Oki doki

Fucking, Savage, and Twitter: @taylorcote13 twitter has literally broken my sense of humor bc im fucking screaming at this TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE @juannisaac When train conductors drive past each other

Fucking, Savage, and Twitter: @taylorcote13
twitter has literally broken my sense of
humor bc im fucking screaming at this
TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE @juannisaac
When train conductors drive past each other

Fucking, Savage, and Twitter: @taylorcote13
twitter has literally broken my sense of
humor bc im fucking screaming at this
TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE @juannisaac
When train conductors drive past each other

Drive, Time, and How: Ava @avaevanss How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills

Drive, Time, and How: Ava
@avaevanss
How dare you drive the speed limit
when I'm late to something due to my
own poor time management skills

Drive, Time, and How: Ava
@avaevanss
How dare you drive the speed limit
when I'm late to something due to my
own poor time management skills

Drive, Free, and Baby: NO BABY ONN FEEL FREE TO DRIVE INTO Oki doki

Drive, Free, and Baby: NO
BABY ONN
FEEL FREE
TO DRIVE
INTO
Oki doki

Drive, Free, and Baby: NO
BABY ONN
FEEL FREE
TO DRIVE
INTO
Oki doki

Oki doki

Goals, Work, and Drive: I can't wait to retire so l can get up at 6 in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work Goals

Goals, Work, and Drive: I can't wait to retire so l can get up at 6 in
the morning and go drive around really
slow and make everybody late for work
Goals

Goals, Work, and Drive: I can't wait to retire so l can get up at 6 in
the morning and go drive around really
slow and make everybody late for work
Goals

Goals

Dad, Meme, and Memes: Melissa McEwen @melissamcewern People who think Americans won't take trains if they are a couple of hours slower than planes need to meet the Midwesterners who are like "why bother flying it's only a ten hour drive" This is why my dad used to to drive us from Oklahoma to NY all the time. - link in bio vote for kale salad for best meme account

Dad, Meme, and Memes: Melissa McEwen
@melissamcewern
People who think Americans won't take
trains if they are a couple of hours
slower than planes need to meet the
Midwesterners who are like "why bother
flying it's only a ten hour drive"
This is why my dad used to to drive us from Oklahoma to NY all the time. - link in bio vote for kale salad for best meme account

Dad, Meme, and Memes: Melissa McEwen
@melissamcewern
People who think Americans won't take
trains if they are a couple of hours
slower than planes need to meet the
Midwesterners who are like "why bother
flying it's only a ten hour drive"
This is why my dad used to to drive us from Oklahoma to NY all the time. - link in bio vote for kale salad for best meme account

This is why my dad used to to drive us from Oklahoma to NY all the time. - link in bio vote for kale salad for best meme account

Fucking, Internet, and Lol: tash @yeahstyles * Follow my uber driver just threatened to drive the car off a cliff help me Uber Support e @Uber Support Follow UBER @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please DM us your email address associated to your Uber account so we can follow up. RETWEETS LIKES 2,780 1,945 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016 twlboaj: verticalfrontalsomething: yourpaperpal: kirsty-not-kristy: amoxli: ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. $1500 like THAT. I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess. Rebooting this addition because holy shit??? Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that. I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke that’s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol

Fail, Fast Food, and Food: Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hil Stranger. I hate my fucking life! You: no you dont You: you hate your life right now Stranger: im 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better Stranger my co-workers make fun of me all day You: learn the ways of the honeybadger Stranger: and if i told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay You: that is illegal Stranger cause he's a cheap bastard Stranger my only friend is mentally retarded You: that makes you a wonderful friend) Stranger: adn all we ever do together is stupid shit Stranger: i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive Stranger: plus every time i try i fail my drivers test You: Drivers ed bro You: shit works Stranger: and you know what the worst part is?: You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you? Stranger i live in a pineapple under the sea. You: god damn it Ill admit, they had us in the first half

Fail, Fast Food, and Food: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hil
Stranger. I hate my fucking life!
You: no you dont
You: you hate your life right now
Stranger: im 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Stranger my co-workers make fun of me all day
You: learn the ways of the honeybadger
Stranger: and if i told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay
You: that is illegal
Stranger cause he's a cheap bastard
Stranger my only friend is mentally retarded
You: that makes you a wonderful friend)
Stranger: adn all we ever do together is stupid shit
Stranger: i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive
Stranger: plus every time i try i fail my drivers test
You: Drivers ed bro
You: shit works
Stranger: and you know what the worst part is?:
You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger i live in a pineapple under the sea.
You: god damn it
Ill admit, they had us in the first half

Fail, Fast Food, and Food: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hil
Stranger. I hate my fucking life!
You: no you dont
You: you hate your life right now
Stranger: im 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Stranger my co-workers make fun of me all day
You: learn the ways of the honeybadger
Stranger: and if i told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay
You: that is illegal
Stranger cause he's a cheap bastard
Stranger my only friend is mentally retarded
You: that makes you a wonderful friend)
Stranger: adn all we ever do together is stupid shit
Stranger: i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive
Stranger: plus every time i try i fail my drivers test
You: Drivers ed bro
You: shit works
Stranger: and you know what the worst part is?:
You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger i live in a pineapple under the sea.
You: god damn it
Ill admit, they had us in the first half

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Friends, Homie, and Memes: When your homie working the drive
thru hooks it up with large fries
We have friends in high places
The real heroes via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GiH1yq

Friends, Homie, and Memes: When your homie working the drive
thru hooks it up with large fries
We have friends in high places
The real heroes via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GiH1yq

The real heroes via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GiH1yq

Friends, Homie, and Drive: When your homie working the drive thru hooks it up with large fries We have friends in high places The real heroes

Friends, Homie, and Drive: When your homie working the drive
thru hooks it up with large fries
We have friends in high places
The real heroes

Friends, Homie, and Drive: When your homie working the drive
thru hooks it up with large fries
We have friends in high places
The real heroes

The real heroes

Lol, Memes, and Shit: me making memes while i drive: All /\ "oh shit lol" 😳😅😅😅

$Lol, Memes, and Shit: me making memes while i drive: All /\ "oh shit lol" 😳😅😅😅$

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