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I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment from Grease: 5hrs Melbourne, VIC e Guys this is the true crime story of the decade Yesterday a friend told me what might wel be the best story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air. This attracted a fow seagulls, who began to circlo the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the main offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip every now and then-just enough to keep the birds interested, but not enough to sate them. It was frustrating. They were getting angry Squawking. It was like he was rearing them up for... something Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened. Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium. The next train stop was five minutes away I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment from Grease

I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment from Grease

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Okay so in my dream last night: firstly I was at a high school and this one girl was nominated for homecoming queen and she threw a fit and everyone defended her and I was like wtf it's not big deal and I was hanging out with Jake Paul and I think he was my boyfriend in it? But then later in the dream I was with my actual boyfriend? Anyway after that I was at this random house and found a stray kid and basically adopted him and I had to fight his actual mom to keep him and then we were living in this big awesome house that was connected to a mall and we could go in the mall at anytime and take whatever we wanted and then I was at a music festival or something and some guy was hugging me and I didn't know him (also I just remembered, in one of the dreams a creepy kid at my school put his hand on my butt and kept it there until I noticed and then I flipped shit): memes @HilariousEdited me crackin' open a cold one with the boys 7/16/17, 4:45 PM 342 Retweets 902 Likes Okay so in my dream last night: firstly I was at a high school and this one girl was nominated for homecoming queen and she threw a fit and everyone defended her and I was like wtf it's not big deal and I was hanging out with Jake Paul and I think he was my boyfriend in it? But then later in the dream I was with my actual boyfriend? Anyway after that I was at this random house and found a stray kid and basically adopted him and I had to fight his actual mom to keep him and then we were living in this big awesome house that was connected to a mall and we could go in the mall at anytime and take whatever we wanted and then I was at a music festival or something and some guy was hugging me and I didn't know him (also I just remembered, in one of the dreams a creepy kid at my school put his hand on my butt and kept it there until I noticed and then I flipped shit)
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This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.: @NikoUgy The first nigga to ever beat his meat had to be like YOODOOO0OD0ODD00oo0d OO0O000000O!l! 12/11/16, 06:48 2,585 RETWEETS 3,399 LIKES This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.
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13 JUL: A New Zealand woman has died on the Caribbean territory of Sint Maarten after the blast from a powerful jet engine knocked her to the ground. The incident happened at the famous Princess Juliana International Airport, which is just metres from the beach. Beachgoers can walk up to the airport fence as planes take off. Some do so for entertainment in an activity called β€œJet Blasting”. Police said the 57-year-old woman had been holding on to the fence before the force of the jet engines threw her backwards, causing serious injury. She was taken to hospital for treatment, but died later. For more: bbc.in-sintmaarten SintMaarten Caribbean JetBlasting PrincessJulianaInternationalAirport MahoBeach ExtremeSports Tourism Travel BBCShorts BBCNews @BBCNews: JET BLASTING 13 JUL: A New Zealand woman has died on the Caribbean territory of Sint Maarten after the blast from a powerful jet engine knocked her to the ground. The incident happened at the famous Princess Juliana International Airport, which is just metres from the beach. Beachgoers can walk up to the airport fence as planes take off. Some do so for entertainment in an activity called β€œJet Blasting”. Police said the 57-year-old woman had been holding on to the fence before the force of the jet engines threw her backwards, causing serious injury. She was taken to hospital for treatment, but died later. For more: bbc.in-sintmaarten SintMaarten Caribbean JetBlasting PrincessJulianaInternationalAirport MahoBeach ExtremeSports Tourism Travel BBCShorts BBCNews @BBCNews
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@nubgunner "One day we were tasked to clear a section of road when we were setup in a complex ambush. We took fire from a house where some of my guys dismounted and started to clear when they took fire. So I was the lead humvee driver with the 50. Cal on top. I drove down to get in better position to suppress the Threat when I was hit by a massive IED that threw my truck and flipped it. Ejected my Gunner into The court yard by the house my guys were in. They were able to get to him first. I was then trapped inside the humvee. Some how I crawled over the two radios and Blue Force Tracker out the right rear that was sheeted off. My Doc got to patted me down and then we took more fire as we ran back up toward the rear of our trucks as they suppressed the Threat. In the entire time we had no back up, no medical evacuation and had to drive 15-20 minutes to get a evacuation helo. I had 2nd and 3rd degree burns on my hands legs arms pretty bad. My hands are the worst. Lost all my fingers and a lot of use in my hands. But with that all happening it was definitely a long road to recovery. I was retired in 09,After getting out I earned a degree in His from Ohio State and started a family where I'm the stay at home Mr. Mom Now. But my real passion is guns and gear. There's nothing that I don't ever not do really. I still shoot really well, it may have taken me a long time to figure out how but I always find a way around things. I never let it get me down." @nubgunner πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ: @nubgunner "One day we were tasked to clear a section of road when we were setup in a complex ambush. We took fire from a house where some of my guys dismounted and started to clear when they took fire. So I was the lead humvee driver with the 50. Cal on top. I drove down to get in better position to suppress the Threat when I was hit by a massive IED that threw my truck and flipped it. Ejected my Gunner into The court yard by the house my guys were in. They were able to get to him first. I was then trapped inside the humvee. Some how I crawled over the two radios and Blue Force Tracker out the right rear that was sheeted off. My Doc got to patted me down and then we took more fire as we ran back up toward the rear of our trucks as they suppressed the Threat. In the entire time we had no back up, no medical evacuation and had to drive 15-20 minutes to get a evacuation helo. I had 2nd and 3rd degree burns on my hands legs arms pretty bad. My hands are the worst. Lost all my fingers and a lot of use in my hands. But with that all happening it was definitely a long road to recovery. I was retired in 09,After getting out I earned a degree in His from Ohio State and started a family where I'm the stay at home Mr. Mom Now. But my real passion is guns and gear. There's nothing that I don't ever not do really. I still shoot really well, it may have taken me a long time to figure out how but I always find a way around things. I never let it get me down." @nubgunner πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

@nubgunner "One day we were tasked to clear a section of road when we were setup in a complex ambush. We took fire from a house where som...

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