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i was looking through my old english notes yesterday and on one of them at the very top of the page it said "i miss michael jackson :(" and i had a vivid flashback to about a week earlier where i had an existential crisis involving michael jackson in the middle of class: When you didnt bring your phone because you thought you only had to pee i was looking through my old english notes yesterday and on one of them at the very top of the page it said "i miss michael jackson :(" and i had a vivid flashback to about a week earlier where i had an existential crisis involving michael jackson in the middle of class

i was looking through my old english notes yesterday and on one of them at the very top of the page it said "i miss michael jackson :(" a...

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old english: GOODLUCK AMERICA OLDE ENGLISH 800 MALT LIQUOR AND YALL THOUGHT I WAS BAD

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😂😂😂 ComePartyOnaRealPage🎈: Job Interviewer: so what do you do for fun? Me: AO 40 OLDE ENGUSH 800 MALT LIQUOR 😂😂😂 ComePartyOnaRealPage🎈

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This is Izzy, an 11 week old English Bulldog puppy that came to visit us last week. So scrumptious!: This is Izzy, an 11 week old English Bulldog puppy that came to visit us last week. So scrumptious!

This is Izzy, an 11 week old English Bulldog puppy that came to visit us last week. So scrumptious!

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The official name of Cascolus ravitis was decided on by researchers from Oxford, Leceister, Yale and Imperial College London. The Old English version of the name Attenborough was rendered into Latin, resulting in the “Cascolus” part. “Ravitis” is derived from the Roman name for Leceister, where Sir Attenborough grew up.: N M BLE SC! ENCE A million-year-old fossilized crustacean discovered in volcanic rock has been named in honor of Sir David Attenborough, the voice and mind behind the documentary series "Planet Earth." MBLE NEWS NETWORK The official name of Cascolus ravitis was decided on by researchers from Oxford, Leceister, Yale and Imperial College London. The Old English version of the name Attenborough was rendered into Latin, resulting in the “Cascolus” part. “Ravitis” is derived from the Roman name for Leceister, where Sir Attenborough grew up.

The official name of Cascolus ravitis was decided on by researchers from Oxford, Leceister, Yale and Imperial College London. The Old Eng...

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How do we feel about Olde English Memes?: MINE PARENT DOTh INSTR VCTETH FYRe VERILLY POOPETbl DARK DO STARTLE A GENTLE WOOD BEAST FOR SOO 00000 00000 OTb How do we feel about Olde English Memes?

How do we feel about Olde English Memes?

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#tbt: Edgy English Memes For Angsty Teens Who Have A Slight Disliking Of Plebs Yesterday at 8:49 AM. Remember the Kazoo Kid? This is him now. Feel old yet? #tbt

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old english: Z-o-l-a My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

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Origin of the word black. Etymology ThatPart ImJustBeingHonest RealTalk A1 FoodForThought ForRealTho Message Black DidYouKnow OpenYourEyes FRFR CastingSpells InnerStand TradingPlaces Negus Nagas BeLike NiggasBeLike Vibes Vibrations Frequency Energy Spirituality HigherConsciousness HigherLearning: black adj.) Old English blaec"dark," from Proto Germanic blakaz"burned (source also of Old Norse blakkr "dark," Old High German blah "black," Swedish black "ink," Dutch blaken "to burn", from PIE bhleg "to burn, gleam, shine, flash (source also of Greek phlegein "to burn, scorch," Latin flagrare "to blaze, glow, burm"), from root bhel- (1) "to shine, flash, burn;" See bleach (w.). The same root produced Old English blac "bright, shining, glittering pale: the connecting notions being, perhaps, "fire (bright and "burned (dark Origin of the word black. Etymology ThatPart ImJustBeingHonest RealTalk A1 FoodForThought ForRealTho Message Black DidYouKnow OpenYourEyes FRFR CastingSpells InnerStand TradingPlaces Negus Nagas BeLike NiggasBeLike Vibes Vibrations Frequency Energy Spirituality HigherConsciousness HigherLearning

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Met an OldEnglishBulldog today at the dog park. He was a big boy at 100lbs. We've decided this is gonna be our next pup. Have any of you had or met any Old English Bulldogs?: Met an OldEnglishBulldog today at the dog park. He was a big boy at 100lbs. We've decided this is gonna be our next pup. Have any of you had or met any Old English Bulldogs?

Met an OldEnglishBulldog today at the dog park. He was a big boy at 100lbs. We've decided this is gonna be our next pup. Have any of you...

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Please No.jpg - Max textpost textposts: thebestoftumbling sonicmega Follow (muffled tooting) Follow ajimplorps the good news: we finally have solid confirmatio on how "gif" is pronounced the bad news: the Old English word &if'if (pronounced "yiff") LIKES 476 433 12:31 PM 20 Apr 2016 Sonicmega oh Trending 3,145 notes Please No.jpg - Max textpost textposts

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‪#‎TheWorstOfTumblr‬: 2sroo abunchofgrapes 2sroo arm ISOSpOo you're such a b (bagel The word bagel is old English for butthole bread' why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall Why not. ‪#‎TheWorstOfTumblr‬

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old english: UNDERSTAND HOW THE OPPRESSORWORKS Ca negus negusti Dr. Per OLDE ENGLISH '800" MALT LIQUOR 16 OZ SINGLE L SeS STEEL 16 OZ SINGLE l THEY USE MORE THAN POLICE TOKILL US

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old english: KARMA Our Ancestors DID NOT FORGIVE. Our Ancestors knew that if you are wicked enough to generate, create or put out BAD ENERGY from evil or wicked acts then you should reap the repercussions! DEFINITION: FORGIVE Old English forgiefnes, forgifennys "pardon,forgiveness,indulgence," from past participle of forgifan (see forgive) -ness. From forgiven-ness. Middle English (early 14c.). The sense of to GIVE UP desire or POWER TO PUNISH Why do you keep giving up THE POWER TO PUNISH???? WHAT GOES AROUND, CANNOT COME AROUND IF YOU KEEP FORGIVINGIII

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old english: TRIES COMMUNICATING WITH GHOSTS IN 500 YEAR OLD GERMAN CASTLE SPEAKS TO THEM IN ENGLISH

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old english: the bestoftumbling sonicmega Follow Follow (muffled tooting) (ajimpjorps the good news: we finally have solid confirmation on how "gif" is pronounced the bad news: the Old English word gif if (pronounced "yiff") RETWEETS LIKES 433 476 12:31 PM 20 Apr 2016 sonicmega Oh Trending 3,145 notes

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A new meme I home-brewed yesterday. Might need to do more of these Englisc memes!: Modern English Early Modern English Middle English Anglo- Scandinavian Old English Proto English A new meme I home-brewed yesterday. Might need to do more of these Englisc memes!

A new meme I home-brewed yesterday. Might need to do more of these Englisc memes!

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_____DAKABIN_____ Name : Rufus AID: 983005 Age : 7 Years 3 Months Breed : Old English Sheepdog Rufus is an older gentleman who has some medical issues that need to be dealt with. Because of this he needs to go to a home with only older children. If there is a carer from your rescue group available to take Rufus, please contact us.: _____DAKABIN_____ Name : Rufus AID: 983005 Age : 7 Years 3 Months Breed : Old English Sheepdog Rufus is an older gentleman who has some medical issues that need to be dealt with. Because of this he needs to go to a home with only older children. If there is a carer from your rescue group available to take Rufus, please contact us.

_____DAKABIN_____ Name : Rufus AID: 983005 Age : 7 Years 3 Months Breed : Old English Sheepdog Rufus is an older gentleman who has some m...

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old english: How good your English Write an English wordthat Starts With the letter T and ends with the letter

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HEREOS GRT REMEMBERED, BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE: Police: 13-year- old boy impregnated 24- year-old Housto area teacher BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1ST 2016 An arrest warrant has been issued for 24-year-old Alexandria Vera, who was an English teacher in the Aldine School District. HEREOS GRT REMEMBERED, BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE

HEREOS GRT REMEMBERED, BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE

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LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME BOY😍💔 Two months in the shelter. KING A1845723 is an adorable & well behaved boy. He is a white-brindle Old English Bulldog mix. He arrived on Jan 19th and he is available for adoption now. If you are looking for an amazing addition to your family, KING is the dog for you. Miami Dade Animal Services is located at 3599 NW 79th Ave in Doral, FL. MDAS is open Mon-Fri 10am-6:30pm & Sat-Sun 10am-4pm. Please share, tag & repost to help SaveKing. Rp @luv_of_dogs shelter MDAS rescuedismyfavoritebreed adoptdontshop dontshopadopt rescue foster Fosteringsaveslives urgentdogsofmiami Miami: NG ID#A1845 23 WAITING FOR CME LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME BOY😍💔 Two months in the shelter. KING A1845723 is an adorable & well behaved boy. He is a white-brindle Old English Bulldog mix. He arrived on Jan 19th and he is available for adoption now. If you are looking for an amazing addition to your family, KING is the dog for you. Miami Dade Animal Services is located at 3599 NW 79th Ave in Doral, FL. MDAS is open Mon-Fri 10am-6:30pm & Sat-Sun 10am-4pm. Please share, tag & repost to help SaveKing. Rp @luv_of_dogs shelter MDAS rescuedismyfavoritebreed adoptdontshop dontshopadopt rescue foster Fosteringsaveslives urgentdogsofmiami Miami

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hey! — qotd; spell your favorite food backwards aotd; ydnac hehe: Dumbledore is an old english word for 'bumblebee. Rowling gave him this name because she always pictured him humming. hey! — qotd; spell your favorite food backwards aotd; ydnac hehe

hey! — qotd; spell your favorite food backwards aotd; ydnac hehe

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Many people have forgotten my old language similarities. Here is the new one. Greek is turk! ~Fred: English Azerbaijani e Greek Ceiling Tavani Tavan Watermelon Qarpiz Karpuzi Tsanta Canta Bag Flytzani Cup Fincan Many people have forgotten my old language similarities. Here is the new one. Greek is turk! ~Fred

Many people have forgotten my old language similarities. Here is the new one. Greek is turk! ~Fred

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land-of-maps: Anglicising Europe: If the Anglo-Saxons had been invited to dinner (everywhere). 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land-of-maps: Anglicising Europe: If the Anglo-Saxons had been invited to dinner (everywhere). See comments for more

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old english: YovRE A LIMITED FDITION OLD ENGLISH co.

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psychopathicneighbor:An example of how the English language has changed through time.: How English has changed over the last 1000 years: the 23rd Psalm Modern (1989) The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He lets me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to still waters. King James Bible (1611) The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures He leadeth me beside the still waters. Middle English (1100-1500) Our Lord gouerneth me, and nothyng shal defailen to me In the sted of pastur he sett me ther. He norissed me upon water of fyllyng. Old English (800-1066) Drihten me raet, ne godes And he me geset on swythe good feohland And fedde me be waetera stathum. wan byth me nanes psychopathicneighbor:An example of how the English language has changed through time.

psychopathicneighbor:An example of how the English language has changed through time.

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We havent changed at all: neхya I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like "Marcus is gay" "I fucked a girl here" "Julius your mum wishes she was with me" and leonardo da vinci's assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called "kiss my ass" so when people wish for 'today's generation' to be like 'how people used to' then we're already there buddy we've always been charlesoberonn The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying "Halfdan wrote this" terminallydepraved my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was "this is very high" critical-perspective Ancient Shitposting We havent changed at all

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old english: YOVRE A LIMITED EDITION OLD ENGLISH CO.

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old english: lukas-langs Follow please... if you're going to attempt to speak in "old english THOU is the subject (Thou art...) THEE is the object (I look at thee) THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy dog) THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes) this has been a psa #langblr #language #polyglot #mine #i know this is early modern english and not old english leave me alone #this is a big pet peeve of mine 18.892 notes

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Swofehuper He Man Male Manson: HE WO MAN FE MALE HU MAN PER SON visual-poetry »swofehuperx by richard tipping (+) [vial mitosisisyourtosis men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their biological inferiority and general superfluousness this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture rhysiare Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason, because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do. 1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto- Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the words he and "she in English have similar form. 2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no basis in that. 3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as such 4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo- European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of 5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language. Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane. Swofehuper He Man Male Manson

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salparadisewasright: denchgang: bluecaptions: How English has changed in the past 1000 years. the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond (x) : How English has changed over the last 1000 years: the 23rd Psalm Modern (1989) The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He lets me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to still waters. King James Bible (1611) The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. Middle English (1100-1500) Our Lord gouerneth me, and nothyng shal defailen to me. In the sted of pastur he sett me ther. He norissed me upon water of fyllyng. Old English (800-1066) Drihten me raet, ne byth me nanes godes wan. And he me geset on swythe good feohland. And fedde me be waetera stathum. salparadisewasright: denchgang: bluecaptions: How English has changed in the past 1000 years. the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond (x)

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Ye old english pronunciation of gif: (muffled tooting) ojimpjorps Follow the good news: we finally have solid confirmation on how "gif" is pronounced the bad news: the Old English word gif'if (pronounced "yiff") LIKES 476 433 2:31 PM-20 Apr 2016 3 proudblackconservative No. ace-pervert yes princewonderland YES yourownpetard This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half. Ye old english pronunciation of gif

Ye old english pronunciation of gif

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Make way for the conqueror: How English has changed over the last 1000 years: the 23rd Psalm Modern (1989) The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He lets me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to still waters King James Bible (1611) The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. Middle English (1100-1500) Our Lord gouerneth me, and nothyng shal defailen to me. In the sted of pastur he sett me ther He norissed me upon water of fyllyng Old English (800-1066) Drihten me raet, ne byth me nanes godes wan. And he me geset on swythe good feohland And fedde me be waetera stathum. B bluecaptions How English has changed in the past 1000 years. denchgang Deactivated the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond beautifultoastdream I think my favorite part is how the first three are totally comprehensible to a modern reader, and then the fourth one is just "Wait, what?" You can practically see where William the Conqueror came crashing into linguistic history like the Kool-Aid Man, hollering about French grammar and the letter Q 馬systlin AI FUCKIN SPIT MY DRINK UP kittydesade WtC: *busts through a wall Some Norman: William, there was a door there. WtC: Doors are for Geats. Source: bluecapt. 248,007 notes Make way for the conqueror

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old english: headfirstintowonderland: so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said: "Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that's what we're expected to do." and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

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I only speak Old English: Most people spell congrats because they don't know the full spelling of congrajulashions. I only speak Old English

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Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb? sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. ◆ Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Rottweiler: Make me. ◆ Boxer: Who cares?! can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can 1? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze please, please, please Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry ◆ The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change ligh to take advantage of the German Shepherd: I'lI change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls any, and make just one and furniture. more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm situation. Jack Russell Terrier: bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I carn expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? 28 July 9, 2011 Funny

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selenityshiroi: jonphaedrus: queenofperv: it-begins-with-rain: The greatest video since “The History of Japan” #this goes through so many stages of sounding like#the speaker has#anything from#an italian accent to a spanish accent to a german accent to a swedish accent to an icelandic accent xD#to my ears at least#aka how english would sound if it made sense like the rest of us#english can’t even blame it on ‘having a lot of vowel sounds’ cause swedish has a similar amount (or arguably more)#the difference is that swedish has a proper system and Rules#for when the letter becomes a different sound#in swedish how it’s written is what you get it’s straight forward#english is just put together with duct tape and a prayer (via @erasedcitizen2) @patrexes This sounds like a Welsh person taking the piss out of English for being stupid. They would be justified. I mean a lot of those vowel sounds did previously exist in those words and just faded from use over time. As he progresses he sounds a lot closer to Middle and Old English.: WHAT IF ENGLISH WERE PHONETICALLY CONSISTENT? selenityshiroi: jonphaedrus: queenofperv: it-begins-with-rain: The greatest video since “The History of Japan” #this goes through so many stages of sounding like#the speaker has#anything from#an italian accent to a spanish accent to a german accent to a swedish accent to an icelandic accent xD#to my ears at least#aka how english would sound if it made sense like the rest of us#english can’t even blame it on ‘having a lot of vowel sounds’ cause swedish has a similar amount (or arguably more)#the difference is that swedish has a proper system and Rules#for when the letter becomes a different sound#in swedish how it’s written is what you get it’s straight forward#english is just put together with duct tape and a prayer (via @erasedcitizen2) @patrexes This sounds like a Welsh person taking the piss out of English for being stupid. They would be justified. I mean a lot of those vowel sounds did previously exist in those words and just faded from use over time. As he progresses he sounds a lot closer to Middle and Old English.

selenityshiroi: jonphaedrus: queenofperv: it-begins-with-rain: The greatest video since “The History of Japan” #this goes through so...

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old english: A LIMITE D EDITION OLD ENGLISH CO.

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the big man’s a lad: How English has changed over the last 1000 years: the 23rd Psalm Modern (1989) The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He lets me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to still waters. King James Bible (1611) The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. Middle English (1100-1500) Our Lord gouerneth me, and nothyng shal defailen to me. In the sted of pastur he sett me ther. He norissed me upon water of fyllyng. Old English (800-1066) Drihten me raet, ne byth me nanes godes wan. And he me geset on swythe good feohland And fedde me be waetera stathum. bluecaptions How English has changed in the past 1000 years. denchgang the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond the big man’s a lad

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This is Benson, she's my not-quite 9 week old English Mastiff puppy!: This is Benson, she's my not-quite 9 week old English Mastiff puppy!

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How to pronounce gif: (muffled tooting) ejimpjorps Follow the good news: we finally have solid confirmation on how "gif is pronounced the bad news: the Old English word gif'if (pronounced "yiff") RETWEETS LIKES 476 433 2:31 PM-20 Apr 2016 ta proudblackconservative No. ace-pervert yes princewonderland YES yourownpetard This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half. How to pronounce gif

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<a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/169969141879/a-dump-of-old-english-words-that-really-need-to" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>: <blockquote>A dump of old English words that really need to make a comeback…</blockquote>: Callipygian Having beautiful, well- shaped buttocks. 19th century <a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/169969141879/a-dump-of-old-english-words-that-really-need-to" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>: <blockquote>A dump of old English words that really need to make a comeback…</blockquote>

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A dump of old English words that really need to make a comeback…: Callipygian Having beautiful, well- shaped buttocks. 19th century A dump of old English words that really need to make a comeback…

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Old English: languagenerds why does old english look like shitposting iccnesse newcleic-asshole wuss poppin jimpo frosttoth thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the "th" sound that says "thiccness". That IS shitposting who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017 Old English

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systlin: beautifultoastdream: denchgang: bluecaptions: How English has changed in the past 1000 years. the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond I think my favorite part is how the first three are totally comprehensible to a modern reader, and then the fourth one is just “Wait, what?” You can practically see where William the Conqueror came crashing into linguistic history like the Kool-Aid Man, hollering about French grammar and the letter Q. ^ I FUCKIN SPIT MY DRINK UP : How English has changed over the last 1000 years: the 23rd Psalm Modern (1989) The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He lets me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to still waters. King James Bible (1611) The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. Middle English (1100-1500) Our Lord gouerneth me, and nothyng shal defailen to me. In the sted of pastur he sett me ther. He norissed me upon water of fyllyng. Old English (800-1066) Drihten me raet, ne byth me nanes godes wan. And he me geset on swythe good feohland. And fedde me be waetera stathum. systlin: beautifultoastdream: denchgang: bluecaptions: How English has changed in the past 1000 years. the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond I think my favorite part is how the first three are totally comprehensible to a modern reader, and then the fourth one is just “Wait, what?” You can practically see where William the Conqueror came crashing into linguistic history like the Kool-Aid Man, hollering about French grammar and the letter Q. ^ I FUCKIN SPIT MY DRINK UP

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Slow clap for the Vikings for some timeless trolling: terminallydepraved charlesoberonn nexya i love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like "Marcus is gay" "I fucked a girl here "Julius your mum wishes she was with me and leonardo da vinci's assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called "kiss my ass so when people wish for today's generation' to be like how people used to th en we're already there buddy we've always been The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying Halfdan wrote this" my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was "this is very high" Slow clap for the Vikings for some timeless trolling

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Slow clap for the Vikings for some timeless trolling: terminallydepraved charlesoberonn nexya i love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like "Marcus is gay" "I fucked a girl here "Julius your mum wishes she was with me and leonardo da vinci's assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called "kiss my ass so when people wish for today's generation' to be like how people used to th en we're already there buddy we've always been The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying Halfdan wrote this" my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was "this is very high" Slow clap for the Vikings for some timeless trolling

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Put some clothes on, youre scaring the neighbors!: There's a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it'd turn back but that's a bit less romantic rewolf's mother# in ave home Or the grandmother throwing the werewolfs clothes at it and being all God damn it Jerry, put your fucking clothes back on. I am right here for the grandma vs werewolf stories. Put some clothes on, youre scaring the neighbors!

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Humans will always be humans: self critical-automaton: terminallydepraved: charlesoberonn nexya I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like "Marcus is gay" "I fucked a girl here" "Julius your mum wishes she was with me and leonardo da vinci's assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called "kiss my ass" so when people wish for 'today's generation' to be like 'how people used to' then we're already there buddy we've always been The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying "Halfdan wrote this" my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was "this is very high" Ancient Shitposting Now on the History Channel 5600+ years ago (from Cucuteni-Trypillian civilization 3950-3650 B.C.in what is now the Ukraine) Today (from Playskool) GRACRED.OU People have literally just always been people' is genuinely my favorite fact about the worl Humans will always be humans

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Humans will always be humans: self critical-automaton: terminallydepraved: charlesoberonn nexya I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like "Marcus is gay" "I fucked a girl here" "Julius your mum wishes she was with me and leonardo da vinci's assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called "kiss my ass" so when people wish for 'today's generation' to be like 'how people used to' then we're already there buddy we've always been The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying "Halfdan wrote this" my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was "this is very high" Ancient Shitposting Now on the History Channel 5600+ years ago (from Cucuteni-Trypillian civilization 3950-3650 B.C.in what is now the Ukraine) Today (from Playskool) GRACRED.OU People have literally just always been people' is genuinely my favorite fact about the worl Humans will always be humans

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The Werewolf Cure: annabellioncourt There's a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human. Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it'd turn back but that's a bit less romantic whatamievensaying #ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf's mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won't go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it's time to come home the-golden-ghost ce r c npecg Gad stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like "GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE The Werewolf Cure

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The Werewolf Cure: annabellioncourt There's a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human. Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it'd turn back but that's a bit less romantic whatamievensaying #ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf's mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won't go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it's time to come home the-golden-ghost ce r c npecg Gad stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like "GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE The Werewolf Cure

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<a href="http://beautifultoastdream.tumblr.com/post/161705069315/denchgang-bluecaptions-how-english-has" class="tumblr_blog">beautifultoastdream</a>:<blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://denchgang.tumblr.com/post/101691093668">denchgang</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluecaptions.tumblr.com/post/93200195150">bluecaptions</a>: <blockquote> How English has changed in the past 1000 years. </blockquote> the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond </blockquote> I think my favorite part is how the first three are totally comprehensible to a modern reader, and then the fourth one is just “Wait, what?” You can practically see where William the Conqueror came crashing into linguistic history like the Kool-Aid Man, hollering about French grammar and the letter Q. </blockquote>: How English has changed over the last 1000 years: the 23rd Psalm Modern (1989) The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He lets me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to still waters. King James Bible (1611) The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. Middle English (1100-1500) Our Lord gouerneth me, and nothyng shal defailen to me. In the sted of pastur he sett me ther. He norissed me upon water of fyllyng. Old English (800-1066) Drihten me raet, ne byth me nanes godes wan. And he me geset on swythe good feohland. And fedde me be waetera stathum. <a href="http://beautifultoastdream.tumblr.com/post/161705069315/denchgang-bluecaptions-how-english-has" class="tumblr_blog">beautifultoastdream</a>:<blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://denchgang.tumblr.com/post/101691093668">denchgang</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluecaptions.tumblr.com/post/93200195150">bluecaptions</a>: <blockquote> How English has changed in the past 1000 years. </blockquote> the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond </blockquote> I think my favorite part is how the first three are totally comprehensible to a modern reader, and then the fourth one is just “Wait, what?” You can practically see where William the Conqueror came crashing into linguistic history like the Kool-Aid Man, hollering about French grammar and the letter Q. </blockquote>

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Dear god we will call it jif: (muffled tooting) jimpjorps Follow the good news: we finally have solid confirmation on how "gif" is pronounced the bad news: the Old English word gif if (pronounced "yiff) RETWEETS LIKES 476 433 12:31 PM-20 Apr 2016 proudblackconservative No. ace-pervert yes princewonderland YES WILE yourownpetard This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half. Source: myleg Dear god we will call it jif

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a wholesome and funny werewolf myth via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2rpnRvJ">http://ift.tt/2rpnRvJ</a>: There's a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human. Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it'd turn back but that's a bit less romantic omanceyroutehere#but in er# 併 oldwoman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands he in in home Or the grandmother throwing the werewolrs clothes at it and being all God damn it Jerry, put your fucking clothes back on. I am right here for the grandma vs werewolf stories 3,935 notes a wholesome and funny werewolf myth via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2rpnRvJ">http://ift.tt/2rpnRvJ</a>

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Werewolf myth: eoplemask There's a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it'd turn back but that's a bit less romantic in er# in home Or the grandmother throwing the werewolts clothes at it and being all God damn it Jerry, put your fucking clothes back on. l am right here for the grandma vs werewolf stories 3,935 notes Werewolf myth

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Shakespeare: zackisontumblr etmeeatyourchildren: sherlocksmyth THOU "YOU" WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING. THEE = "YOU" WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU THY"YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT. THINE "YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT Thine octopus Source: supercolm 316,175 notes Shakespeare

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Shakespeare: zackisontumblr letmeeatyourchildren: sherlocksmyth: THOU "YOU" WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING. THEE "YOU" WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU. THY "YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT. THINE "YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL. IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT Thine octopus Source: supercolm 316,175 notes Shakespeare

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Wow!!! Educational!!: letmeeatyourchildren: Sherlocksmyth THOU YOU" WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING. THEE YOU" WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU. THY "YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT THINE YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL. IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT. Thine octopus Wow!!! Educational!!

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How to make an Old English text post: letmeeatyourchildren: sherlocksmyth: THOU"YOU" WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING THEE "YOU" WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU THY "YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT. THINE "YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT Thine octopus How to make an Old English text post

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How to make an Old English text post: letmeeatyourchildren: sherlocksmyth: THOU"YOU" WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING THEE "YOU" WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU. THY "YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT THINE "YOUR" AND "YOURS" WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL. IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT. Thine octopus How to make an Old English text post

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old english: THE MODERN ENGLISH WORD "PHOENIX" DERIVES FROM THE MIDDLE ENGLISH WORD "PHENIX", ITSELF FROM THE OLD ENGLISH "FENIX", WHICH WAS BORROWED FROM MEDIEVAL LATIN "PHENIX", WHICH IS DERIVED FROM CLASSIC LATIN "PHOENIX". THE MORE YOU KNOW @FACT BOLT

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Who agrees with this? You don't pick and choose on what is covered under the Constitution because of newer times, the 2nd Amendment is written very clearly. Let's go to 1776 so if you don't speak in old English and write with a feathered ink pen then you don't have coverage under the 1st Amendment or am I wrong. tacticalshit tactical guns gunporn gunsdaily tacticallife america 801gun pewpew sickguns sickgunsdaily firearms gunlife gunfanatic 1stamendment 2ndamendment donttreadonme 1776united thepewpewlife 2aAllDay ΜΟΛΩΝΛΑΒΕ constitution americaninfidel infidel guncontrol DTOM Resistance_85: "SEMI-AUTOMATIC GUNS WEREN'T AROUND WHEN THE 2ND AMENDMENT WAS WRITTEN!" "SocialMedia Cable News, And Printing Machines WerenitAround WhenThe 1st Amendment Was Written! ine aceb See How Stupid Thatsomnds Who agrees with this? You don't pick and choose on what is covered under the Constitution because of newer times, the 2nd Amendment is written very clearly. Let's go to 1776 so if you don't speak in old English and write with a feathered ink pen then you don't have coverage under the 1st Amendment or am I wrong. tacticalshit tactical guns gunporn gunsdaily tacticallife america 801gun pewpew sickguns sickgunsdaily firearms gunlife gunfanatic 1stamendment 2ndamendment donttreadonme 1776united thepewpewlife 2aAllDay ΜΟΛΩΝΛΑΒΕ constitution americaninfidel infidel guncontrol DTOM Resistance_85

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How English Has Changed Over Time.: How English has changed over the last 1000 years: the 23rd Psalm Modern (1989) The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He lets me lie down in green pastures He leads me to still waters. King James Bible (1611) The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. Middle English (1100-1500) Our Lord gouerneth me, and nothyng shal defailen to me. In the sted of pastur he sett me ther He norissed me upon water of fyllyng. Old English (800-1066) Drihten me raet, ne byth me nanes godes w And he me geset on swythe good feohland. And fedde me be waetera stathum. How English Has Changed Over Time.

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denchgang: bluecaptions: How English has changed in the past 1000 years. the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond : How English has changed over the last 1000 years: the 23rd Psalm Modern (1989) The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He lets me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to still waters. King James Bible (1611) The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. Middle English (1100-1500) Our Lord gouerneth me, and nothyng shal defailen to me. In the sted of pastur he sett me ther. He norissed me upon water of fyllyng. Old English (800-1066) Drihten me raet, ne byth me nanes godes wan. And he me geset on swythe good feohland. And fedde me be waetera stathum. denchgang: bluecaptions: How English has changed in the past 1000 years. the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond

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old english: dolohkov: An Old English word for library was "bochord", which literally means "book hoard", and honestly I really think we should go back to saying that because not only does it sound really cool, but it also sort of implies that librarians are dragons.

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old english: dolohkov: An Old English word for library was "bochord", which literally means "book hoard", and honestly I really think we should go back to saying that because not only does it sound really cool, but it also sort of implies that librarians are dragons.

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i was looking through my old english notes yesterday and on one of them at the very top of the page it said "i miss michael jackson :(" and i had a vivid flashback to about a week earlier where i had an existential crisis involving michael jackson in the middle of class: When you didnt bring your phone because you thought you only had to pee i was looking through my old english notes yesterday and on one of them at the very top of the page it said "i miss michael jackson :(" and i had a vivid flashback to about a week earlier where i had an existential crisis involving michael jackson in the middle of class

i was looking through my old english notes yesterday and on one of them at the very top of the page it said "i miss michael jackson :(" a...

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gif yif jif queef rif wif ~Elon: thebestof tumbling sonicmega Follow (muffled tooting) Follow ajimplorps the good news: we finally have solid confirmatic on how "gif" is pronounced the bad news: the old English word gif if (pronounced yiff RETWEETS UKES 476 433 12:31 PM-20 Apr 2016 sonicmega oh Trending 3,145 notes gif yif jif queef rif wif ~Elon

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Please No.jpg - Max textpost textposts: thebestoftumbling sonicmega Follow (muffled tooting) Follow ajimplorps the good news: we finally have solid confirmatio on how "gif" is pronounced the bad news: the Old English word &if'if (pronounced "yiff") LIKES 476 433 12:31 PM 20 Apr 2016 Sonicmega oh Trending 3,145 notes Please No.jpg - Max textpost textposts

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old english: the bestoftumbling sonicmega Follow Follow (muffled tooting) (ajimpjorps the good news: we finally have solid confirmation on how "gif" is pronounced the bad news: the Old English word gif if (pronounced "yiff") RETWEETS LIKES 433 476 12:31 PM 20 Apr 2016 sonicmega Oh Trending 3,145 notes

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