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College, Dank, and Fucking: nicejewishguy Wtf is sephora sounds scary elasticlove isn't that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy venatus no your thinking of sephiroth, sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels punlich No you're thinking of a Seraph A sephora is a second year college or high school student one-eyed-pom No, you're thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself. lethalneuroses no, you're thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze. waffle-sorter No, you're thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures. leeshajoy You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices. animatedamerican You're thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar. 54hhertzof You're thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/ or assisting Steel to fight against time's intrusions into our realm. rareandradiant-maiden No, you're thinking of sapphire. Sephora is ac- tually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom. jewishdragon No, you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt osheamobile No, you're thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin princelesscomic No, you're thinking of Sappho. Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers optimysticals No, you're thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the Heimdall's sister flatbear No no no guys, you're thinking of Sif. Sephora s a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora. corruptinnocent No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness. mettatonsbutt No, you're thinking of euphoria. Sephora's a fucking makeup store you dipshits. What is Sephora? by Insomniac-Bunny MORE MEMES
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College, Fucking, and Makeup: nicejewishguy Wtf is sephora sounds scary elasticlove isn't that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy venatus no your thinking of sephiroth, sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels punlich No you're thinking of a Seraph A sephora is a second year college or high school student one-eyed-pom No, you're thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself. lethalneuroses no, you're thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze. waffle-sorter No, you're thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures. leeshajoy You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices. animatedamerican You're thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar. 54hhertzof You're thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/ or assisting Steel to fight against time's intrusions into our realm. rareandradiant-maiden No, you're thinking of sapphire. Sephora is ac- tually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom. jewishdragon No, you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt osheamobile No, you're thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin princelesscomic No, you're thinking of Sappho. Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers optimysticals No, you're thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the Heimdall's sister flatbear No no no guys, you're thinking of Sif. Sephora s a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora. corruptinnocent No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness. mettatonsbutt No, you're thinking of euphoria. Sephora's a fucking makeup store you dipshits. What is Sephora? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YlOTog
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Anaconda, Bad, and Energy: tRI 100% 3:18 AM Vanessa Ok so want you to imagine we've got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with several wheels of cheddar cheese Now, just behind it, you'll see a reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500, this one filled with delicious gouda, still wrapped in wax, Behind that vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup SR5, freshly painted and with a load of fresh Bleu cheese in the back. Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge Ram 2500, the rear bed containing several large slices of Swiss cheese gently baking in the hot sun. Look I know it's not much but it's the best cheesy pick-up line I could come up with ngo Wow that was a mouthful and arn adventure Imfao Choose your own adventure! For a low energy effort segue from the line, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B, Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks! Anyways what are you up to B: I've got another mouthful for you here if you're up for it C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste inglés. Puedo intentar seguir flirteando en español pero mis habilidades españolas son pobres 6 min ng See it's times like this where I wish I knew spanish Btw this is amazing I'm very impressed Vanessa 54min ag0 For a low effort reply, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B. Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was possible to live down here without knowing any Spanish B: If I can get them digits I'll send you a photo of something else that'll impress C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos de humor tardio, normaimente soy mejor en este tipo de cosas 47 min、ago Omg I'm having my friend translate this Spanish me Choose your own adventure! A for standard low effort response, B for overly-sexual response, y C para Español A: Haha your friend will probably be able to tell you how bad my Spanish actually is. In fact, I've been using Google translate to help. But shh keep that on the down low... Our B: This Spanish friend of yours single? 1 always had a thing for C: Lo sentimos, pero Google translate ha detectado un error. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde. 4 min ago 1. My friend isn't a girl 2. Why you tryna get with my friend here when you're talking to 3. That spanish part was funny why'd you send me that Imfao Vanessa 26 min ago Choose your own adventure! A for standard response, B for overly- sexual response, y C para Español. A: My apologies, B can sometimes get a little out of hand. I'm not interested in the friend. It's just that B tries hard to be overly sexual and when the only thing in your reply was that you're having a friend translate, he had to run with it. He means well and deep down B is actually a mature and reasonable C: Has enviado demasiadas solicitudes de traducción. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde min ag Boy you're ridiculous I can't keep up with 3 GIF a message tindershwinder: Triple threat

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Anaconda, Bad, and Energy: tRI 100% 3:18 AM Vanessa Ok so want you to imagine we've got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with several wheels of cheddar cheese Now, just behind it, you'll see a reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500, this one filled with delicious gouda, still wrapped in wax, Behind that vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup SR5, freshly painted and with a load of fresh Bleu cheese in the back. Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge Ram 2500, the rear bed containing several large slices of Swiss cheese gently baking in the hot sun. Look I know it's not much but it's the best cheesy pick-up line I could come up with ngo Wow that was a mouthful and arn adventure Imfao Choose your own adventure! For a low energy effort segue from the line, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B, Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks! Anyways what are you up to B: I've got another mouthful for you here if you're up for it C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste inglés. Puedo intentar seguir flirteando en español pero mis habilidades españolas son pobres 6 min ng See it's times like this where I wish I knew spanish Btw this is amazing I'm very impressed Vanessa 54min ag0 For a low effort reply, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B. Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was possible to live down here without knowing any Spanish B: If I can get them digits I'll send you a photo of something else that'll impress C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos de humor tardio, normaimente soy mejor en este tipo de cosas 47 min、ago Omg I'm having my friend translate this Spanish me Choose your own adventure! A for standard low effort response, B for overly-sexual response, y C para Español A: Haha your friend will probably be able to tell you how bad my Spanish actually is. In fact, I've been using Google translate to help. But shh keep that on the down low... Our B: This Spanish friend of yours single? 1 always had a thing for C: Lo sentimos, pero Google translate ha detectado un error. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde. 4 min ago 1. My friend isn't a girl 2. Why you tryna get with my friend here when you're talking to 3. That spanish part was funny why'd you send me that Imfao Vanessa 26 min ago Choose your own adventure! A for standard response, B for overly- sexual response, y C para Español. A: My apologies, B can sometimes get a little out of hand. I'm not interested in the friend. It's just that B tries hard to be overly sexual and when the only thing in your reply was that you're having a friend translate, he had to run with it. He means well and deep down B is actually a mature and reasonable C: Has enviado demasiadas solicitudes de traducción. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde min ag Boy you're ridiculous I can't keep up with 3 GIF a message Triple threat

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College, Fucking, and Makeup: nicejewishguy Wtf is sephora It sounds scary elasticlove isn't that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy venatus no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels punlich No you're thinking of a Seraph A sephora is a second year college or high school student one-eyed-pom No, you're thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself lethalneuroses no, you're thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze waffle-sorter No, you're thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures leeshajoy You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices. animatedamerican You're thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar hhertzof You're thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/ or assisting Steel to fight against time's intrusions into our realm. rareandradiant-maiden No, you're thinking of sapphire. Sephora is ac- tually a part of a flower, it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom. jewishdragon No, you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt osheamobile No, you're thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin' princelesscomic No, you're thinking of Sappho Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers. optimysticals No, you're thinking of Zeppo Sephora is the Heimdall's sister flatbear No no no guys, you're thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora. corruptinnocent No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness. mettatonsbutt No, you're thinking of euphoria. Sephora's a fucking makeup store you dipshits. A sephora is a chemical element with symbol S and atomic number 16.
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Baked, Chicago, and Dogs: ULTIMATE FOOD REPUBLIC HOT DOG STYLE GUIDE SONORA SEATTLE NEW YORK Bratwurst, cream cheese aliced raw jolapeños, chopped cabboge, srirache Bacon-wrapped hot dog, split soft roll, relish, tomatoes, onions avocado chunks, mayonnaise Hot dog in e bun, mustard, sauerkraut, onion sauce TIJUANA "DOYER" DOG Footlong dog in o footlong bun, mustard, nacho cheese, pickled jolapenos, salsG DODGER DOG Footlong dog in a footlong bun, ketchup, mustard, chopped onions, relish Bacon-wrapped hot dog. grilled sliced peppers, onions, jalapeños, squishy white bun COLOMBIA Hot dog in a bun, ketchup stord, mayo,, pineapple, crushed potateo chips, beiled quail egg speared on top KOREA JAPAN Corn dog coated with crinkle-cut fries ond fried on a stick, ketchup Hot dog sliced to look like on octopus, fried and served as part of bento box GERMANY Fronkfurter, sauerkraut, potate salad, mustard (no bun) CAROLINA Hot dog in a bun with chili, chopped onions and cole slaw MONTREAL "All-Dressed: New England-style bun, seomed hot dog, mustard, chopped onio and cabbage ITALIAN Deep-fried hot dog in an Italian roll, bell peppers, onions, French fries, ketchup, mustard CONEY Short hott dog in a short bun with chili, chopped onions and a pile of finely shredded cheddar MICHIGAN Hot dog in a bun, tomato-besed meat chili sauce, mustard CHICAGO KANSAS CITY BAGEL DOG Het dog, peppy seed bun, pickle Hot dog wrapped in everything speor, celery salt, tomatoes, whole bagel dough, baked and served pickled peppers, chopped onions, with mustard neon green relish, mustard Hot dog in o sesame seed bun, souerkraut, melted Swiss cheese POTATO DOG Hot dog in a bun, fried potatoes, peppers, onions, musfard BRAZIL CHILE Hot dog in a bun with chepped tomotoes, souerkraut, mashed avocodo, mayonnaise Hot doa in a selit roll, pico de gallo, cern, grated parmesan, shredded carrats, diced ham cilantre, sheestring fries PHILIPPINES GUATEMALA DENMARK Long hot dog in a bun, pickle chips, remoulade, ketchup. mustard, fried onions, chopped onions Baconwropped hot dog in on ovocodo coated corn tortillo, shredded lettuce, cobboge, mayonnaise, chopped onions Bright red notched dog served with banona ketchup, rice, fried egg (no bun) SWEDEN Hot dog surrounded by mashed potatoes, shrimp salad, lettuce and fried onions rolled into a wrap CZECH REPUBLIC BALTIMORE Hot deg in a roll with hole punched through it lengthwise coated in ketchup and mustard Fried bologne wrapped around a fried hat dog with mustard in squishy bun IDAHO DENVER HAWAII Hot dog in a baked potato, topped with bacon bits, chives, sour eream Hot dog in a bun, chopped red onion, green chile sevce, sour ereom, chopped jalapenos Howalion sweet bread roll with a hole punched threugh it, hot deg, ketchup, mustard, fruit souces PERU МЕМРHIS NORWAY Baceswropped hot dog in o bun, borbecve souce, chopped scallions, shredded cheddar Long hot deg wrapped in a large toosted tortilla or latbread, ketchup, mustard Sliced hot dog, fried, served with fries, ketchup, mustard, meyo (no bun) GEORGIA FRANCE Open hot dog bun, aliced hot dog, cheese, chil, chopped onions, sliced pickles, oyster crockers, ketchup, mustard Long hot dog in o baguette, covered in shredded Gruykre, then broiled CHINA Hot dog wrapped in a dumpling Chorizo link in a soft hero roll like dough, sprinkled with sesome seeds and baked ARGENTINA VIETNAM Long sausage in a french roll slethered with chimichurri and a with julienned pickled vegetables pickled red onion/tomato mix AMSTERDAM Long hot dog in a ben, covered in pizza souce and mozzorella cheese, then broiled CLEVELAND Kielbasa in a bun, French fries, hot souce, cole slaw Need A Different Style For Your Hot Dogs?

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