Name: Minute Maid
Life Expectancy: 24 hours https://t.co/prTsn2ERQN
Please. Please. Please. Relax
Suns going down, time to piss a warm one with the boys
This is everything (@hilarious.ted)
This was the speech in my pocket a year ago today.
Thanks to @cguadano for finding it and framing it as a gift yesterday.
girls can relate https://t.co/kImyVkxsYO
“You won’t find anyone like me” https://t.co/UykhDmGQ6R
People who look cute while they're at home by themselves.... I understand you the least @mystylesays
Lmao this is workplace goals
when you're being a brat and get hit with this text... https://t.co/4qTLtp99C9
😂😂 I'm not sure what to make of this but crack open a cold one with the girls, lol
What's wrong with you mate?? (@betasalmon)
maritza and flaca are the best thing about orange is the new black https://t.co/4Ioz1DcHIK
When you fight with bae (@hilarious.ted)
Me as a girlfriend https://t.co/Kb6zCj2Vmd
I'd do this with my daughter except I don't have one and I'm chubby so my tee shirt wouldn't look as scary lol
Real Madrid fans come on out 😂
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Are you nodding your head Martha? Excuse me? @mystylesays
Goals 😂😍 (@dogsbeingbasic @mrduketastic)
I'm in love with the Snape of you.
What a good boy (@hilarious.ted)
Nobody asked for this kind of honesty Ashley 😞TAG A BAD FRIEND THAT DID THIS TO YOU 😭😭😒(@goodgirlwithbadthoughts)
@sideofricepilaf I do this