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"How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delicious ass meal while I dwell in this under-dining-table purgatory watching that egg yolk dribble down the side of yo mouth and then u gon feed me some overprice organic doggie food that ain't een 1-10th as delicious. K. I see u. Well see the problem is, I be acting like a dog too much. Greet u enthusiastically at the door. Wag my tail. Boop snoots, all that floofy shit that u humans like. But see I could be a cat, too. I could be hella uninterested in u. Ignore TF out of u just like the cat. Just icey cold den a MF. That's what u what? It MUST be what chu want, witchoe non-sharing ass. Go head then. GO HEAD. From now on, meow, BIH. MEOW. AF." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: u/chili_and_sesame 7d i.redd.it The downside to having a glass dining table irt "How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delicious ass meal while I dwell in this under-dining-table purgatory watching that egg yolk dribble down the side of yo mouth and then u gon feed me some overprice organic doggie food that ain't een 1-10th as delicious. K. I see u. Well see the problem is, I be acting like a dog too much. Greet u enthusiastically at the door. Wag my tail. Boop snoots, all that floofy shit that u humans like. But see I could be a cat, too. I could be hella uninterested in u. Ignore TF out of u just like the cat. Just icey cold den a MF. That's what u what? It MUST be what chu want, witchoe non-sharing ass. Go head then. GO HEAD. From now on, meow, BIH. MEOW. AF." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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