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Gif, Phone, and Summer: O5:12 Tue, Apr 17, 2018, 7:00 PM Resume.pdf Coverletter.pdf Thank you for this opportunity, looking forward to hearing back from you, Sincerely Paul Tue, Apr 17, 2018, 7:39 PM Hi Paul, Thanks for your application to be my boyfriend for the summer. We were impressed by your background and would like to invite to an interview via phone to tell you a little more about the position and get to know you better. Looking forward to meeting you, Zainab GIF Type a message.. A little old but Im pretty proud of this one.

A little old but Im pretty proud of this one.

Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS ...

Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS ...

Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS ...

Children, Jay, and Jay Z: BREAKING: JAY-Z HIRES A LAWYER FOR 21 SAVAGE AFTE THE RAPPER'S ICE ARREST HOV MANDELA GLOB CITIZE ESTI Jay Z is backing and supporting 21 Savage after he was arrested by ICE for overstaying his welcome in the US.⁣ -⁣ Jay Z has hired an attorney Alex Piro to help 21 Savage with his legal battle against ICE.⁣ -⁣ Spiro tells TMZ, "We are not going to stop until he is released, bonded out or in front of a judge ... What we have here is someone who overstayed their Visa with an application pending for 4 years - not a convicted criminal that needs to be detained and removed but, by all accounts a wonderful person, father, and entertainer who has a marijuana offense which was vacated and sealed."⁣ -⁣ Jay also had this to say,⁣ ⁣ “The arrest and detention of 21 Savage "an absolute travesty, U Visa application has been pending for years.”⁣ ⁣ He continued, "In addition to being a successful recording artist, 21 deserves to be reunited with his children immediately."⁣ ⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @kodaklens

Jay Z is backing and supporting 21 Savage after he was arrested by ICE for overstaying his welcome in the US.⁣ -⁣ Jay Z has hired an attorne...

Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s March 2015 2.8 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave Chicago, Il 60614 Dear Ms. McGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals

Desktop, Download, and You: When you download desktop application but it's just a webview in Electron Those bastards lied to me So that was a lie!

Nasa, Abc7, and Date: NASA announces first mission to fly right into sun abc7.la/2smJsF7 Application for Employment persons with disabilities in the hiring process. t your disabilitys ase le t us know, and we will provide assistance. Date of Application no Middle Initin First Name City Ou 18 years of age or over No No Date of Birth

Fire, Logic, and Queen Elizabeth: AT&T LTE 6:56 PM Here's what I found: . Input interpretation . Why are fire trucks red? Result : Because they have eight wheels and. four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler ; and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and . . Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and * the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the . Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and that's why firetrucks are red. (according to the Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology) . WolframAlpha . you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Siri Can Be Really Useful

srsfunny:Siri Can Be Really Useful

Shit, X-Men, and Power: Skoog Skoogeth professor x: what's your power? me: i'm extremely flexible professor x: [looks at watch] oh shit i have another meeting, can we reschedule? me: no problem still waiting for the x-men to accept my application

College, Ford, and Women: Ashley C. Ford @iSmashFizzle When I worked in the career center at college, I got into an argument with a student who tried to tell me men are more natural leaders than women, then he had to call his mom for his social security number to complete the job application she'd emailed him earlier that day. @smashfizzle is brilliant 😭

@smashfizzle is brilliant 😭

Being Alone, Anaconda, and Bailey Jay: Dear On the 20dh of October 2017 you applied for a senior developer positon involving the following technologies: Python3, Flask, MySQL and Erlang During the interview it beca developer level, let alone an experienced engineer of distributed systems" as your application claimed me immediately obvious that you were unfamiliar with Erlang even at a junior As a result interview is remitted in full. Please see below for the costs incurred. s requesting the time consumed by your Time allotted Hourly Rate Head developer Head of HR Rebekah, (owner) Hours 2 Hours 2 Hours $55 Ss0 $100 S110 $200 $410 Please pay the above cost to the following account before the 20th of November 2017: If the amount due is not repaid by the date specified the issue will be taken to VCAr as a matter of principle rather than cost Thank you. Found this on r/trashy thought you all might like it

Found this on r/trashy thought you all might like it

eBay, Future, and Regret: FIVE s 6 ER Dear Mr. Jones We regret to inform you that your application for the position o Global Quality Manager has been unsuccessful. We don't normall respond to unsuccessful applicants but in your case we've made an exception in order to return the £5 note you attached to the references section of your application under the line "Elizabeth *wink, wink Some notes regarding your application Listing "Super secret spy work I legally can't talk about" as your previous experience won't fool anyone. . In future you might want to refrain from using sentences like "C'mon, let me be a part of this awesome gig you've got going on." . eBay feedback isn't a relevant reference. . Your attached sketch of an "everlasting chocolate bar" was unwarranted, absurd and quite frankly it scared us a little. We wish you all the best in your future endeavours. Sincerely Alan Castle

Apparently, Good, and Awesome: Reasons not to learn C programming You can create awesome softwares without knowing C programming at all. Jeff Atwood, one of the creators of Stackoverflow.com, apparently doesn't know C and Stack Overflow is a really good web application. reason TO learn C programming

reason TO learn C programming

Meme, Parents, and Racism: 11:35 LTE UPPOR Teamc-, 19 11 miles away Looking for a black friend to join our group Age 17 to 21 -must be okay with light racism -able to pitch in for weed/alchohol hood but not hood enough to scare white parents have a mildly working car -call us your niggas -be cool with us saying nigga -Xbox general meme knowledge down for s at 3am what kind of application is this

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Memes, Word, and Accepted: stripeapants: My brother's friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them. So being the clever person he was On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font, THIS IS DARING And he later got accepted. So do you think he wrote for his job application ?- c

So do you think he wrote for his job application ?- c

Facebook, Gif, and Yeah: 3 Facebook l 12:50 AM Angelina just now Good thing you're kinda tall. That's one of my application requirements Good thing you told me that right away so I know not to message you anymore Delivered GIF Yeah A S D FG H J K L 123 return space Ill just leave this here.

Ill just leave this here.

Crime, Gif, and God: Robert A. Leonard is an American linguist. He is best known for his work in forensic linguistics, the application of linguistic theory to the analysis of language evidence.11 Prior to his academic career, Leonard was a member of the rock band Sha Na Na and performed at Woodstock. marsixm: unpretty: ??? oh my god?? this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS HE DISCOVERED HIS TRUE CALLING WHILE DECIPHERING RECORD CONTRACTS THIS IS REALLY INSPIRING HONESTLY achieve your dreams and then achieve new more niche dreams, nothing can stop you, you too can trade in your pompadour to fight crime #acheive your dreams then achieve new more niche dreams

marsixm: unpretty: ??? oh my god?? this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNO...

A Dream, Alive, and Birthday: "I grew up in your average Puerto Rican household, another way of saying I was constantly surrounded by music. On car trips, my mother would play the Camelot and Man of La Mancha soundtracks in our beat-up Subaru at full blast, while at home my father played Celia Cruz and Ruben Blades salsa records on vinyl. l'd retreat to my older sister's room, where I was Introduced to the early days of hip-hop, from Run DMC to Slick Rick to MC Lyte. Looking back, these seemingly disparate musical influences all came together throughout my childhood, and are reflected in my creative work today. Quite frankly, I want to change the landscape of American Musical Theatre, providing new stories and voices that haven't yet been represented in a musical format. Specifically, l'm excited about using Hip-hop, the music of my generation, as another means to tell new stories onstage I am proud to apply for the Jonathan Larson Performing Arts Foundation Award, particularly because of Jonathan Larson's profound influence on the path my life has taken. I saw Rent on my 16th birthday, and it simply changed everything. I had been a lifelong fan of musicals, but never had I seen a show that spoke to me so directly, that used fresh, new music as a way of addressing contemporary concerns in an honest way. By writing about his friends with the problems and anxieties he faced, Jonathan Larson gave me permission to write about my life, hopes and fears. I wrote my first musical that year, which was performed at my high school, and have been writing ever since. After graduating from Wesleyan University with a degree in theater in 2002, I saw Tick, tick . . .BOOM, Jonathan Larson's hilarious and heartbreaking document of his struggle to pursue his musical theater dreams in the face of financial hardship and resistance. Again, Jonathan's work spoke to me and strengthened my resolve I moved to New York with a new show, In The Heights under my arm. It takes place over two days in Washington Heights New York, near where l spent my music-filled childhood. It uses hip-hop, salsa and contemporary music to tell a unique story about family and life in Northern Manhattan. After workshopping the show with Backhouse Productions for a year, I am now in final negotiations for In The Heights to be produced by Jill Furman, Kevin McCollum and Jeffrey Seller. The prospect of working with the producers of Rent is a dream come true Yet, as you know, musicals are not written overnight. My continuing work on In the Heights, by fiscal necessity, requires me to take literally dozens of jobs to keep the rent paid while I finish the score on my own time. I write commercial jingles for health insurance commercials. I sing backup for children's jazz concerts. I'm a substitute English teacher at my old high school. If your kids have ever been to a Bar Mitzvah in Long Island, chances are I was paid to dance for them. Your award would allow me to focus on finishing my show, and continuing to work in musical theater, an art form that has been a way of life for me since childhood. Even if you don't select me, thank you for creating this wonderful award in the first place: there's a lot of us out there struggling to keep the dream alive and make it happern My essay application for the Jonathan Larson grant, 2004. I didn’t get it. But it turned out okay anyway. Don’t give up. Don’t you dare. https://t.co/W0RcnCZWDz

My essay application for the Jonathan Larson grant, 2004. I didn’t get it. But it turned out okay anyway. Don’t give up. Don’t you dare. h...

Christmas, Lol, and Thank You: Thank you for your prompt response. Your application on totally completed. Melva Christmas Merry Christmas to you too! Read 2:54 PM Thank you & same to you LOL , Ms Soto my name is Melva Christmas Me irl

Me irl

Christmas, Lol, and Thank You: Thank you for your prompt response. Your application on totally completed. Melva Christmas Merry Christmas to you too! Read 2:54 PM Thank you & same to you LOL , Ms Soto my name is Melva Christmas Me irl

Me irl

College, Humans of Tumblr, and Application: me on my college application "l want to be academically challenged" me after actually being academically challenged:

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I knew I chose the wrong degree.

Af, Smooth, and The Interview: YOU MATCHED WIT ON 12/3/18 Where do I apply? You have to fill out an application first. Then the interview. Would you like to see an application? For sure Today 11:59 That's it. It's just a fill in the blank. Smooth af. I'm about it My bio says, “Taking trophy wife applications”

My bio says, “Taking trophy wife applications”

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares awesomacious: Everybody deserves a second chance

awesomacious: Everybody deserves a second chance

Burger King, College, and Love: The Florida Bar @TheFlaBar Follow We're just going to leave this here without much comment After all, there's not really anything more we can add to what Florida Bar member @btannebaum has already (so eloquently) written Congrats to this young man. Truly #StoriesWe Love Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college So he went and got his AA and then his bachelor's degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 6:59 AM-27 Nov 2018 Its not about getting knocked down, its about getting back up

Its not about getting knocked down, its about getting back up

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelor's degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance

Everybody deserves a second chance

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelor's degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Rpf0qA

Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Rpf0qA

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance

Everybody deserves a second chance

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance

Everybody deserves a second chance

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KFOG95

Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KFOG95

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Africa, Anaconda, and Android: Teen Nigerian Brothers Build Web Browser To Chromee JUNE 6, 2015 LEAVE A COMMENT Compete With Google Meet Anesi and Osine Ikhianosime. They westafricanbaby: fredexmain: im-a-hydra: nubianbrothaz: blackfashion: rudegyalchina: glammednaturally: Now this is something to talk about Weldone boys 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾☺️☺️☺️👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾#news #worldnews #nigeria #africa #google Compete? Their web browser is faster tf . What’s the name of the browser? Two teen brothers build mobile web browser on May 28, 2015 / in Education, News 9:15 am / Comments By Dayo Adesulu The duo of Osine Ikhianosime and Anesi Ikhianosime have rekindled hope in the future of nigeria as they entered their names in the catalogue of application developers when they built a mobile web browser that is already in use globally. Osine Ikhianosime 13, and Anesi Ikhianosime 15 who co-developed ‘Crocodile Browser Lite’ were born of same parents and both are Year nine and 11 students of Greensprings School, Anthony Campus, Lagos. While both brothers write code, Anesi designs the user interface. Osine Ikhianosine and Anesi Ikhianosime Osine and Anesi launched the mobile browser on the Mobango app store before moving to Google Play Store to try and reach a wider audience. As you read this piece, the browser currently has around 100 to 500 downloads and they do not have ads in the app yet. They both began developing an Android web browser, which they named Crocodile Browser Lite, about a year ago out of boredom. Due to their strong interest in technology, they decided to create a functional, fast browser for feature and low end phones because, according to them, “We were fed up with Google Chrome.” Osine who told TechCabal in his pitch mail said: ‘’I write the code, my brother designs it.” Born April 28, 2001, his interest in computers began at age seven. It was also at this age that he and his brother, Anesi Ikhianosime, who was 9 at the time, came up with the idea of starting a company. Recalling how it started, Osine said, they first named it ‘Doors’ with Microsoft’s Windows, but when they discovered that the name was already in use, they had to change the name to BluDoors. Relating his experience, Osine said: ‘’When we decided to learn to code at age 12 and 14 respectively, I didn’t let my uncle’s belief that it would be a tough feat to achieve deter me.” On his part, Anesi said: “I learnt to code by myself. I started in 2013, I used sites like Code Academy, Code Avengers and books like ‘Android for Game Development’ and ‘Games for Dummies’,” said Anesi. Meanwhile their mother, Mrs Ngozi Ikhianosime, who is a Mathematics teacher said: “Osine could already use a PC before he could read at age three. It is all he does since he learnt to code.” The mother who ascribed the success to Greensprings Schools, said students of the school have access to computer and internet facilities, just as personal laptops are made available to each of them at home. “After Anesi is through with his secondary school education, he will attend A levels, after which he will go to MIT in Boston for his first degree, because the university has the facilities he needs to learn.” She said. Their father Mr Philip Ikhianosime, who is the Head of Management Services and Human Resource Manager at an Insurance Company says the boys developed interest in PC usage very early. He agrees as well, that his children’s school is very instrumental in their continued interest in programming. Anesi says that he’d like to develop another app that solves real social problems, such as traffic and communication. The brothers are releasing a new version of Crocodile Browser Lite 3.0 this April. - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/two-teen-brothers-build-mobile-web-browser/#sthash.ZF2vj1zZ.dpuf NubianBrothaz Boost the eff outta this Salute to those young brothas. Young, black geniuses 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

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