25+ Best Disease Memes

Protein, Tumblr, and Blog: Folt In 2011, people playing Foldit, an online puzzle game about protein folding, resolved the structure of an enzyme that causes an Aids-like disease in monkeys Researchers had been working on the problem for 13 years. The gamers solved it in three weeks. srsfunny: Well Done Gamers

srsfunny: Well Done Gamers

Bitch, Dumb, and Autism: Anti-vaxxer mom: I'm not going to vaccinate my child because vaccines cause autism Every disease in existence: laughter] You dumb bitch. Outstanding move

Bitch, Dumb, and Memes: Anti-vaxxer mom: I'm not going to vaccinate my child because vaccines cause autism Every disease in existence: laughter] You dumb bitch. Outstanding move via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2tsCVv9

Bad, Dank, and Today: Don't forget to piss your child off today by helping to prevent them from having bad breath and periodontal disease @macgyveringmom22 CMACGYVERINGMOM22 🦷🦷🦷 (via Macgyvering My Way Through Motherhood)

🦷🦷🦷 (via Macgyvering My Way Through Motherhood)

Deer, News, and Shit: 3 da Social News Daily Zombie Deer Disease Covers Half Of U.S., Could Also Infect Huma Brother Nature been feeding them niggas some otha shit

Deer, Memes, and News: 3 da Social News Daily Zombie Deer Disease' Covers Half Of U.S., Could Also Infect Huma.. TF GOING ON

TF GOING ON

Advice, Crazy, and Tumblr: NPR SAYS ANTI-VAXKERS ARE NOT ALL BATSHIT CRAZY, ARE EDUCATED AND CARE ABOUTTHEIR KIDS. THE FACTTHAT THEIR KIDS ARE SPREADING A DANGEROUS,TOTALLY PREVENTABLE DISEASE SAYS THAT IS A LIE imgflip.com advice-animal: Anti-vaxxers shouldn’t be dismissed right away, according to NPR this afternoon.

Bad, Doctor, and News: Another useful formula concerns the expectation of a sum of randorm variables. Referring to first principles (as we did in establishing (4.3)), obtain the following as an exercise: E(g1(X)+92(X)+ g(X)) (4.4) I think it is time for a break; things are beginning to get a bit dull. So, a guy goes in to see his doctor. The doctor evaluates the patient and says, "I have bad news - you have Alzheimer's disease and you have cancer." The guy looks back at his doctor and says, "At least I don't have Alzheimer's." Ok, let's get back to business. The previous discussion leads to a promi- nent expectation E(g(X)) which is obtained when we choose g(x) (X E(X))2. The variance of a discrete random variable X is defined as Var(X) = E((X-E(X))2). (4.5) Sometimes we use the notation σ, for variance or the simpler notation σ when X is understood. Whereas E(X) is a characteristic of the randorm Not something i expected to see in my statistics textbook

Not something i expected to see in my statistics textbook

Soon..., Good, and How: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease" *pat: "how rare?" *doc: "you pick the name" Good thing Ill go away soon

Good thing Ill go away soon

Iphone, Memes, and Twitter: Nadine Chemali @@femmocollective I don't like the term anti-vaxxer,I prefer disease friendly or pro death 12:57 PM 12/02/2019 Twitter for iPhone 4.230 Retweets 12,3K Likes I like disease friendly via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2N1YITp

I like disease friendly via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2N1YITp

Iphone, Twitter, and Death: Nadine Chemali @@femmocollective I don't like the term anti-vaxxer,I prefer disease friendly or pro death 12:57 PM 12/02/2019 Twitter for iPhone 4.230 Retweets 12,3K Likes I like disease friendly

I like disease friendly

Fire, Memes, and Boy: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease" *pat: "how rare?" *doc: "you pick the name" Oh boy, fire up the GoFundMe page... 😭

Oh boy, fire up the GoFundMe page... 😭

Soon..., Good, and How: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease" *pat: "how rare?" *doc: "you pick the name" Good thing Ill go away soon

Good thing Ill go away soon

Bitch, Tumblr, and Blog: todaglag: #sleepy bitch disease

Funny, Cyanide and Happiness, and Happiness: THINGS HAVE BEEN MUCH MORE CHIPPER HERE EVER SINCE DR. BIRD ARRIVED! YOUR DISEASE IS UNTWEETABLE Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net Untreatable

Untreatable

Children, News, and Tumblr: Jess Dweck @TheDweck "What do we want?" "Our kids to die!" "When do we want it?" "Unexpectedly, from a preventable 19th-century steamship disease!" CBS News @CBSNews Hundreds rally to preserve right not to vaccinate children amid measles outbreak cbsn.ws/213F2j1 whyyoustabbedme: What Is Wrong With Yt People?

whyyoustabbedme: What Is Wrong With Yt People?

Club, Doctor, and Tumblr: Doctor: The disease is gone Her: So my son is gonna be okay? Doctor: I just told u he's gone laughoutloud-club: Hahahha!!

laughoutloud-club: Hahahha!!

Pro, Anti, and Lisa: If we want more people to vaccinate, we should stop calling them anti-vaxxers, and instead refer to them as pro-disease u/phobro Lisa Calling the Shots

Lisa Calling the Shots

Julius Caesar, Time, and White: white boy of the month @parxmas just found out that julius caesar had epilepsy im abuot to PISS MYSELF listen i know it's a serious disease but do you think every time he had a seizure everyone was like this mf having a caesar 12/17/18, 8:35 PM I hope they took this chance

I hope they took this chance

Julius Caesar, Time, and White: white boy of the month @parxmas just found out that julius caesar had epilepsy im abuot to PISS MYSELF listen i know it's a serious disease but do you think every time he had a seizure everyone was like this mf having a caesar 12/17/18, 8:35 PM I hope they took this chance

I hope they took this chance

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Mr J @MrJ1223 Follow Our country pays attention to every little stupid incident. Meanwhile this crisis has been going on for ten years. Could you imagine going 10 years of having to boil the water you bathe in? Flint, MI 2009 Flint, Mi 2019 3:49 PM 21 Jan 2019 11,190 Retweets 11,718 Likes Big Boss @escapedmatrix Followv Years after the Flint water crisis began, no one is behind bars. All have pleaded not guilty. The water change is the cause of an outbreak of Legionnaires' disease in Flint that killed 12 people, poisoned thousands and increased fetal deaths and miscarriages. #FlintWaterCrisis 6:40 AM-22 Jan 2019 niggazinmoscow: It’s been 10 years???? Omfggggg

Fucking, Essential Oils, and Kid: Any fucking disease ever Essential oils Unvaccinated kid

Beer, Funny, and True: When a child passes away from a disease that could have beer prevented by vaccines, the parent s) should be charged with murder CHANGE MY MIND this isnt funny, but its true

this isnt funny, but its true

Meme, Http, and Got: Any disease ever Essential oils Ant vacine lid Buy now half price meme I got 2k upvotes buy now!!!! While hot via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2WsjAYb

Buy now half price meme I got 2k upvotes buy now!!!! While hot via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2WsjAYb

Trump, Been, and Mucinex: godismikey @GODISMIKEY she look like the germ from the mucinex commercial MT @_melech Makes sense because Trump’s presidency has been a disease

Makes sense because Trump’s presidency has been a disease

Anaconda, Fall, and Gif: WhatsApp .ooo LTE 3:33 PM Okay so this may seem like I'm messing with you, but I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and fall off, and it will then spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons. Sent I'd love to help GIF Type a Message.. Send You miss 100% of the shots you dont take.

You miss 100% of the shots you dont take.

Parents, Yeah, and Fuck: Anti-vaxxer parents when they see a popular 18th century disease that's been nearly eradicated: Oh fuck yeah spread it

Family, Goat, and Happy: My old dog who had fainting goat disease, he was meant to live to the age of 1, he lived to the age of 10 because my family spoiled him silly and made him happy. The bestest of doggos.

My old dog who had fainting goat disease, he was meant to live to the age of 1, he lived to the age of 10 because my family spoiled him sill...

Family, Goat, and Happy: My old dog who had fainting goat disease, he was meant to live to the age of 1, he lived to the age of 10 because my family spoiled him silly and made him happy. The bestest of doggos.

My old dog who had fainting goat disease, he was meant to live to the age of 1, he lived to the age of 10 because my family spoiled him sill...

Baked, Baked Potato, and Congratulations: The Baked Potato @BreezyDecker Congratulations Anti-Vaxx supporters... A child now has a Polio strain, a once COMPLETELY ERADICATED disease in the US has now made a come back because of YOU. Let's not mention measles made a come back as well. If you don't see the issue it's because you are the issue. 10/20/18, 4:58 PM 5,265 Retweets 12.1K Likes

Fucking, Meme, and Game: Just whipped up a gore May dinner! Osteoporosis wroughtornot this "bon appetit" meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does "bon appetit" sound like "osteoporosis" lady-dainty i don't know but it's cracking me up every time i even think about it wearejustvisiting guys guys guys osteoporosis' is a disease in which bone mass decreases so they mean fucking "Bone Atrophy"

Bitch, Tumblr, and Blog: urfavsleepybitchdisease: you have sleepy bitch disease requested by anon

Anaconda, Facts, and Life: VACCINES WORK Here Are the Facts Medical technology has advanced further in the last 100 years than it has throughout histor, What's the Doc, it's matter?m ley We live our lives relatively disease-free ...and we owe so much of that to vaccines. Despite the overwhelming evidence, people stil have questions and concerns. Polio? Smallpox? Theyre going to inject what? Which is okay. Show this comic strip to the anti-vaxxers in your life! #Comic #VaccinesWork #AntiVaxx #Science #Vaccines #Diseases #ModernMedicine

Show this comic strip to the anti-vaxxers in your life! #Comic #VaccinesWork #AntiVaxx #Science #Vaccines #Diseases #ModernMedicine

Bitch, Target, and Tumblr: urfavsleepybitchdisease: you have sleepy bitch disease requested by anon

Assassination, Birthday, and Children: under-the-arch: autumnhobbit: General Charles De Gaulle is well known throughout modern history as the leader of the Free French Forces. What is not as well known is that his youngest daughter Anne (January 1, 1928 - February 6, 1948) had Down syndrome. Although public perception of the time was that children born with Down syndrome were a result of their parents alcoholism, venereal disease or overall degeneracy, the De Gaulles rejected this notion, choosing instead to raise Anne like their other two children. Their personal life became very private and Anne was raised at home, not in an institution (as was common practice at the time). Charles and Anne on holiday in Brittany, 1933It has been said often that Anne was Charles’ favorite child. Described as a man who ranged from cocky to stoic by nature, he was a different person around Anne, reportedly describing her as “My joy”. He is said to have read stories and sang songs to her and showed an affection that he rarely showed others, even those in his own household. Anne was raised to feel no less or different than anyone else. After the war, Charles and his wife Yvonne founded the Fondation Anne de Gaulle, a home for disabled girls, many of which had intellectual impairments. In 1948, Anne succumbed to pneumonia, a month after her 20th birthday and died in her father’s arms. Upon her death, he is said to have remarked “Maintenant, elle est comme les autres.” (“Now, she is like the others.”). He carried a portrait of Anne with him at all times; he claimed that her portrait saved his life by stopping a bullet in an assassination attempt in 1962. When Charles died, he was buried beside his beloved Anne. (Via Facebook.) oh no im crying

under-the-arch: autumnhobbit: General Charles De Gaulle is well known throughout modern history as the leader of the Free French Forces. Wh...

Anaconda, Animals, and Shark: The World's Deadliest Animals Number of people killed by animals per year. 475,000 725,000 50,000 Human Snake 25,000 10,000 10,000 10,000 Mosquito Dog Tetse fy sin Freshwater (sleeping sickness) bug snail (Chagas disease) (schistosomiasis) 2,500 2,000 1,000 500 100 100 10 10 Ascaris roundworm Tapeworm Crocodile Hippopotamus Elephant Lin Wof Shark

Ass, Go to Sleep, and Yeah: pukicho 3:23 AM make a wish capt-marvell I wish that you would go to sleep pukicho Yeah well I wish I grew an inch taller every day as you get an inch shorter until you're as flat as a piece of paper and I'm 11 feet tall josk8trboi You're going to die of a mixture of skeletal instability and heart disease pukicho Yeah but I' look good while doing it Source: pukicho #this was a good ass post Pukicho

Doctor, Okay, and Smile: Doctor: The disease is gone Her: So my son is gonna be okay? Doctor: I just told u he's gone podt Something to smile about

Something to smile about

Steam, Oregon, and How: NPR 3 hrs np r It's not a disease of the past. Oregon Teen Has Bubonic Plague, State Officials Say npr.org Like Comment Share 2,506 people like this B Delehant How steam punk is that? Oregon hipsters keepin' it real 3 hours ago . Unlike . 627 . Reply

Apparently, Tumblr, and Blog: Garlic Bread Weight: Base Value: Additional Effects: Restore 1 point of Health. Cures all diseases Cures all diseases randomitemdrop:Item: Garlic Bread. Only cures one point of disease, but cures all diseases, apparently.

randomitemdrop:Item: Garlic Bread. Only cures one point of disease, but cures all diseases, apparently.

Bailey Jay, College, and Pizza: THE 9 HEALTH TIPS WE ACTUALLY WANT TO HEAR Leaving a tiny bit of rice in the delivery container is the quickest way to axpertect six pack! 2. Dabbing the arease on your pizza with a napkin lowersyour risk of heart disease.bye370% 3. Buving two vegetables from the"Organic"Section1ncreases yous lifespan by one month every three days vou forget vou have them in the fridge 4 lf it's in a wrap, it's fine 5. EVery minute of treadmill running burns between 200 500 an calories, and double that if your our shirt is transparent atterwards College 6, Brown Rice heals your heart by the exact ame more multi unt it costs lied by the amount it tastes worseb Every night you don t eat dessert vou literally win the Nobe Prize. 8. It you're pretty sure you once overheard that something was that som full of Good Fat just eating tons of that thing forever and never loo back 9. Eatina aný fruit ever makes vou immortal epicjohndoe: Finally, Tips We Actually Want To Hear

epicjohndoe: Finally, Tips We Actually Want To Hear

Sorry, Lost, and Best: MARVEL Tunn r/marvelstudios SUBSCRIBE Posted by u/alexander_q S22205 6h Dying Before Apri: My Endgame Question Liver cancer, mouth cancer, bone marrow failure. Will probably be dead before April. I've heard of people getting early screenings before. How do I get in on this action? I'm not a child or anyone with a particularly tragic story Just a normal guy. I'm 33, lost my sister three years ago to the same rare genetic disease it turns out I have too I'Il leave behind a devoted girlfriend and an adopted greyhound I thought l'd make it to April at least but my bone marrow is toast. Any suggestions? 41.1k 1.6k Share BEST COMMENTS Tinoh S2 2 3h Really sorry to hear about this.. l'm currently working on Endgame in London (if the location is near you can defo have my cast and crew screening ticket which is usually a week or so before release) and will try and pass this message up the VFX ladder (producers mostly) - hopefully something can come about from it! Reply 3.3k Lets get this lad as much attention as we can

Lets get this lad as much attention as we can

Gif, Jealous, and Heart: Thursday 4:56 PM I am jealous of your heart Thursday 10:47 PM Why's that Today 2:10 PM Because I have ischemic heart disease and I may not live another 5 years Just kidding Because it's pounding inside you and I'm not Sent GIF Type a message... Goteem

Goteem

Dank, Pain, and 🤖: and in the cau and preventio of disease. UNILAD J O ma After years of pain after a car accident, a whole body chiropractic adjustment made her feel instantly better 🙌

Facebook, Sorry, and Classical Art: LASSICAL facebook.oom EMES I'm sorry but the disease has spread to her left arm, we're going to have to amputate I thoughtvou said she was going to bejalright All.right* ーす

Smell, Smoking, and Cancer: When you quit smoking Within 1 week Your sense of taste and smell improves Within 1 month: Better blood flow will improve your skin Within 3 month:Your blood circulation and lungs functioning improves Within 9 months:You will start to breathe easier and cough less Within 12 months: The carbon monoxide levels in your blood drops After 10 years: Your risks of having lung cancer is cut into half After 15 years: The risk of coronary heart disease is same as a non smoker. ManipalHospitals Just a friendly reminder

Just a friendly reminder

Be Like, Bitch, and Dumb: humming-fly shubbabloggin Follow catfasteve it's so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it's because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, "sorry for the misunderstanding!" i can't wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say "sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning" and my coworkers will be like "oh worm., 147,103 notes Tag a friend who suffers from dumb bitch disease 😂

Bailey Jay, College, and Pizza: THE 9 HEALTH TIPS WE ACTUALLY WANT TO HEAR Leaving a tiny bit of rice in the delivery container is the quickest way to axpertect six pack! 2. Dabbing the arease on your pizza with a napkin lowersyour risk of heart disease.bye370% 3. Buving two vegetables from the"Organic"Section1ncreases yous lifespan by one month every three days vou forget vou have them in the fridge 4 lf it's in a wrap, it's fine 5. EVery minute of treadmill running burns between 200 500 an calories, and double that if your our shirt is transparent atterwards College 6, Brown Rice heals your heart by the exact ame more multi unt it costs lied by the amount it tastes worseb Every night you don t eat dessert vou literally win the Nobe Prize. 8. It you're pretty sure you once overheard that something was that som full of Good Fat just eating tons of that thing forever and never loo back 9. Eatina aný fruit ever makes vou immortal epicjohndoe: Finally, Tips We Actually Want To Hear

epicjohndoe: Finally, Tips We Actually Want To Hear

Apparently, Ass, and Doe: 12:30 o shit You found it You bet your ass I did Stop, My penis can onl get so erect. FX You have a penis no way me too!! yeah mines inside out doe Shit dude you might wanna get that checked out Already did, apparently it's this rare form of disease but it's not contagious though but it attracts huge cocks Ahh so that explains how I got here Sent GIF Type a message Hook, Line, and Sphincter

Love, Control, and Work: I have an unpopular opinion. I'm ant vaxx but I don't believe vaccines cause autism or don't work. I'm anti-vaxx because I believe disease is here for a reason, population control. Plus we're just creating super bugs. 15m Like Reply 4 Nothing says a mother's love better than letting your kids die in the name of population control. 12m Like Reply A mothers love

A mothers love

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