Recognition
Recognition

Recognition

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Me To Me
Me To Me

Me To Me

Christ
Christ

Christ

Get It Together
Get It Together

Get It Together

Band Kid
Band Kid

Band Kid

Laters
Laters

Laters

Tromboneing
Tromboneing

Tromboneing

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Go To Sleep Now
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Shopping, Soon..., and Tumblr: Paul The Trombonist @JazzTrombonist I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone oo AT&T Wi-Fi令 3:34 PM イ* 79% ·.ooo AT&T Wi-Fi令 3:36 PM Messages (3) Paul Det Messages (3) Paul iMessage Today 3:27 PM (1/5) Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo woo woo woo woo woo woo woO woo woo wOO wOo woO woo woO WOO woo woo w hoo w woop Totally! Ya, that makes sense. Call you soon Sounds good! (2/5) oo woo woo woo woo hoo woo hoo who who who who who who wu woo wo0 woo woop woop woop woop woo woop wah wah waa what wapp whapp woo woo woo perfect we should probably go grocery shopping later (3/5) woop woop wah wah wah woo woo woo wah woo wha waa waa woop woop woop wwop woop woop whap wah wah woh wa wa wa whh woo woo Delive (1/5) Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo woo woo woO wOO woo woo wo0 woo WOO wOO wOo woO WOO WOO wOO woo woo w hoo w woop (4/5) woop woop wah wah wah waaa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa woo woo woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop waa waa waa waa waaaaa waaa waaa waa (2/5) oo woo woo woo woo hoo woo hoo who who who who who who wu woo woo woo woop woop woop woop woo woop wah wah waa what wapp whapp woo woo woo (3/5) woop woop wah wah wah woo woo woo wah woo wha waa waa woop woop woop wwop woop woop whap (5/5) woop woop wah wah wah woo woo woo wah woo wha waa waa woop woop woop wwop woop woop whap wah wah woh wa wa wa whh woo woo Message Message <p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/167780395408/via-jazztrombonist" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JazzTrombonist/status/933064222778335232">JazzTrombonist</a>)</p></blockquote>

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Shopping, Soon..., and Tumblr: Paul The Trombonist @JazzTrombonist I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone oo AT&T Wi-Fi令 3:34 PM イ* 79% ·.ooo AT&T Wi-Fi令 3:36 PM Messages (3) Paul Det Messages (3) Paul iMessage Today 3:27 PM (1/5) Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo woo woo woo woo woo woo woO woo woo wOO wOo woO woo woO WOO woo woo w hoo w woop Totally! Ya, that makes sense. Call you soon Sounds good! (2/5) oo woo woo woo woo hoo woo hoo who who who who who who wu woo wo0 woo woop woop woop woop woo woop wah wah waa what wapp whapp woo woo woo perfect we should probably go grocery shopping later (3/5) woop woop wah wah wah woo woo woo wah woo wha waa waa woop woop woop wwop woop woop whap wah wah woh wa wa wa whh woo woo Delive (1/5) Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo woo woo woO wOO woo woo wo0 woo WOO wOO wOo woO WOO WOO wOO woo woo w hoo w woop (4/5) woop woop wah wah wah waaa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa woo woo woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop waa waa waa waa waaaaa waaa waaa waa (2/5) oo woo woo woo woo hoo woo hoo who who who who who who wu woo woo woo woop woop woop woop woo woop wah wah waa what wapp whapp woo woo woo (3/5) woop woop wah wah wah woo woo woo wah woo wha waa waa woop woop woop wwop woop woop whap (5/5) woop woop wah wah wah woo woo woo wah woo wha waa waa woop woop woop wwop woop woop whap wah wah woh wa wa wa whh woo woo Message Message <p><a href="http://bax16.tumblr.com/post/167780770164/tastefullyoffensive" class="tumblr_blog">bax16</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/167780395408/via-jazztrombonist" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JazzTrombonist/status/933064222778335232">JazzTrombonist</a>)</p></blockquote> <p style=""><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mPa1mAxoG3QjBjxnVFIYwSg">@advanced-procrastination</a><br/></p> </blockquote>

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Fake, God, and Love: Source housecatinca Mach 12th 2014 34617am-13 hours ag HOW ABOUT 76 soft mallets 93 IJUST DON'T PLAY vivelafas elsaieni Fun Story My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we dd, t wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated, I told my buddy "Dont play his tme Just fake i Our Band Director then sounded perfect To my readers p means qiet pp means realy quiet. I've never seen pppp before haha On the contrast, means loud ard ㅠ probably means so loud you go I had ftt in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible wthout faling off my char Me and my trombone buddies had r and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fel out of his The lengths we go for music Okay yeah soI play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stitness of the reed means t only has two settings and that is loud and louder, wih an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probabilty of HORR LE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiqunous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange litle commotion back in the buba section whispering and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands a shhh dont call attention to it And athough they did atract the atention off basically everyone else in the band they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, wh gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said. "All night, let's nun through tup to section A And here we are, cheerfully playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dont come in for the first eight measures or so and then when they do come in, what we see is [stfed gggingl reeeeeeally deep breat ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnt actualy been cued to stop The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture In unison, the tuba players defend themseves: THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al mat s holy why would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juius Fucik, and we sauw his which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until hat is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look- that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julius IdontgivaFuck More like Julus Fuckt WHAT IS THIS IVE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORIES OH MY GO D 247 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINTAM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUICKING CHINA USTENING TO YOUR CONCERT BECAUSEGUESS WHAT THAT IS WHAT YOURE GOING TO GE FUCK WAS THAT IT WAS THE TROMBONISTSTHEYRE COMING THERE IS NO ESCAPE Pyrozod's tags for this were too hlanious not to share You need to check out FUNSubstance.com XD XD XD XD

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