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Tumblr, Blog, and How: THE EYE OF ANSWERS I AM ETERNAL T KNOW ALL AND SEe A {You MAY ASk ONE QUESTION BUT IF SOMEONE HAS ASKED IT BEFORE, I WIu DESTROY You UH, HOw ARE You? IT'S JUST SO LONELY DOWN HERE, You KNOW? THAT SUCKS MAN. TREDLOCITY.TUMBLR.COM awesomacious: The eye of answers

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Food, Money, and Old People: unclefather cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I'm going to kill you cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I'm sorry I'm here sapphic-pink-kryptonite me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen heatherleigh02 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet. Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar. The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes." aplatonicjacuzzi Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

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Cats, Cute, and God: nabyss: relentlesslygayy: lilanth: shrapnel-to-the-heart: sheriffpanda: giaguscross: babyanimalgifs: oh my god You look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t important That jaguar is so tall compared to the ocelot. So cute! @oreo-pie I need to know if these cats are being sold into the the pet trade or not Nope! These little kitties are from black jaguar white tiger foundation, a big cat rescue and sanctuary, and the man in the video is Eduardo Serio. He regularly gets orphaned cubs and cubs rescued from the pet trade, when the zoos don’t have enough room. He doesn’t normally socialize with them like this but the margay and jaguar cubs here had already imprinted on humans and can no longer survive in the wild, so he’s been raising them OHHHHHH CUTIES….

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Lit, Shit, and Tumblr: ColoRS of -ean colors-of-fear: the drawing of my Horde Prime design that made at least a part of the Discord lose their entire shit[ID: a digital drawing of an imposing alien character. He is wearing a black tunic with a red insignia of a diamond with red wings on the sides, a purple cape with a standing collar, and some armor on his forearms. His face is angular, dark blue on the sides and a white mask-like marking on the front. His eyes are red and surrounded by black markings. He has a huge scar going over the right side of his face, over the eye and mouth. His ears are pointed and one is clipped. He is lit with green on the one side and cyan on the other.]

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Cute, Family, and Memes: AlexAverager/memes 1h I was about 6 years old as we made a family trip to Turkey (I'm Finnish myself) and we had an adorable puppy living downstairs of our apartment. Me and my 9-year-old sister really wanted to go outside and play with the puppy, but my sister didn't know how to ask a permission from its owner. I, as a self-confident little fella stepped up and announced that I know just enough English to get the job done. My sister rang the doorbell and stepped behind me as a pretty lady in her 20's opened the door and just stared us unknowingly what to do. I stared her dead in the eye and said "DOG EXIT". She burst out laughing and knew exactly what I meant as she went to get her dog to play with us. I've never been as proud of myself as back then. Hey, as long as it works. 19 Reply awesomacious: This is way too cute

awesomacious: This is way too cute

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Money, Some More, and Queen: heatherleigh02 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge" She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen. So l walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar Haven't even gotten ice cream yet Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more mon in the tip jar. The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like Matm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes" aplatonicjacuzzi Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk Aggressive generosity via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2mQ2qqc

Aggressive generosity via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2mQ2qqc

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Food, Money, and Old People: unclefather cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I'm going to kill you cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I'm sorry I'm here sapphic-pink-kryptonite me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen heatherleigh02 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet. Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar. The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes." aplatonicjacuzzi Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

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Apparently, Disappointed, and Love: How should I respond to my boss who fired me via email and let him know that I'm very disappointed that he did not have the courtesy to do this face-to-face (we work from different states, but always communicate through video calls)? Semi-retired print journalist, law school refugee Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and 3.8m answer views Dear Boss, Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me. Obviously a transparent attempt to make you look like a gutless, spineless, cowardly, sniveling weasel, a cretin lacking the nuts to man up and look his people in the eye while stabbing them in the back. But I'm certain we'll all have a good laugh over this in the morning. Talk to you then Love, Ме

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Tumblr, Blog, and How: THE EYE OF ANSWERS I AM ETERNAL T KNOW ALL AND SEe A {You MAY ASk ONE QUESTION BUT IF SOMEONE HAS ASKED IT BEFORE, I WIu DESTROY You UH, HOw ARE You? IT'S JUST SO LONELY DOWN HERE, You KNOW? THAT SUCKS MAN. TREDLOCITY.TUMBLR.COM awesomacious: The eye of answers

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School, Ability, and Eye: When you are halfway into your school year and nobody knows who you are Ive mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye I’m the invisible man

I’m the invisible man

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Tumblr, Blog, and How: THE EYE OF ANSWERS I AM ETERNAL T KNOW ALL AND SEe A {You MAY ASk ONE QUESTION BUT IF SOMEONE HAS ASKED IT BEFORE, I WIu DESTROY You UH, HOw ARE You? IT'S JUST SO LONELY DOWN HERE, You KNOW? THAT SUCKS MAN. TREDLOCITY.TUMBLR.COM awesomacious: The eye of answers

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Tumblr, Blog, and How: THE EYE OF ANSWERS I AM ETERNAL T KNOW ALL AND SEe A {You MAY ASk ONE QUESTION BUT IF SOMEONE HAS ASKED IT BEFORE, I WIu DESTROY You UH, HOw ARE You? IT'S JUST SO LONELY DOWN HERE, You KNOW? THAT SUCKS MAN. TREDLOCITY.TUMBLR.COM awesomacious: The eye of answers

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Cute, Family, and Memes: AlexAverager/memes 1h I was about 6 years old as we made a family trip to Turkey (I'm Finnish myself) and we had an adorable puppy living downstairs of our apartment. Me and my 9-year-old sister really wanted to go outside and play with the puppy, but my sister didn't know how to ask a permission from its owner. I, as a self-confident little fella stepped up and announced that I know just enough English to get the job done. My sister rang the doorbell and stepped behind me as a pretty lady in her 20's opened the door and just stared us unknowingly what to do. I stared her dead in the eye and said "DOG EXIT". She burst out laughing and knew exactly what I meant as she went to get her dog to play with us. I've never been as proud of myself as back then. Hey, as long as it works. 19 Reply This is way too cute

This is way too cute

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Friends, Tumblr, and Thank You: Wildthunder Wildlife & Animal Wth < Rehabilitation & Sanctuary Tuesday at 1:03 PM To all our bra wearing friends! When you discard one you no longer want please remove the eye closures from the fasteners for us! We use them to mend our turtle shells! They can be sent to Wildthunder wars 2584 Henley Ave. Independence IA 50644 Thank you!! awesomacious: This is important ‼️

awesomacious: This is important ‼️

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Heart, Eye, and Personality: BEAUTY ATTRACTS THE EYE BUT PERSONALITY CAPTURES THE HEART

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Transformers, Today, and Eye: Morven YOU MATCHED WITH MORVEN ON 20/08/2019. Transformers, robots in disguise Transformers, Morven meets the eye Today 16:00 Transformers, why didn't you reply:( + Sent Transformers, you’re going to make me cry

Transformers, you’re going to make me cry

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Eye, The Eye, and The: eesome (adj,) pleasing to the eye

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Asian, Dank, and Memes: Asian dads when their son has glasses When they realize he failed the eye test What a disappointment by tylerbrown10704 MORE MEMES

What a disappointment by tylerbrown10704 MORE MEMES

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Asian, Glasses, and Test: Asian dads when their son has glasses When they realize he failed the eye test What a disappointment

What a disappointment

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Asian, Memes, and Glasses: Asian dads when their son has glasses When they realize he failed the eye test What a disappointment via /r/memes https://ift.tt/33ZM0N4

What a disappointment via /r/memes https://ift.tt/33ZM0N4

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Destiny, Family, and Journey: GABRIEL ADOPTED💙 Our sweet warrior boy has overcome so very much in his short life! It’s truly as if destiny had it’s way in Gabriel’s story. Without the overwhelming love, care, and dedication of both Kabrina and Heather @pibbles_plantation none of this would be possible! Their tireless efforts to do everything medically, humanly and spiritually possible to undo the wrongs inflicted on sweet Gabriel caught the eye of his new pawrents! Equally passionate about our swimmer pups and their journey, Gabriel’s new moms were cheering our triplets on from Day 1. When news of his surgery resonated with them and they just knew they needed to take care of him forever! Their love and dedication were immediately evidenced in their willingness and actual excitement to travel all the way from Indiana to bring their new baby home! We will continue to follow Gabriel as he will forever and always be NYBC FAMILY! HAPPY LIFE GABRIEL! 💙 #gabrielnybc #nybcalumni #nybcadopters #tripletsnybc #nybcpuppies #nybcspecialneeds #cleartheshelters Pibble's Plantation - A Very Special Family

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Tumblr, Blog, and Blue: "If a little kid ever asks you just why the sky is blue, you look him or her right in the eye and say, "It's because of quantum effects involving Rayleigh scattering combined with a lack of violet photon receptors in our retinae." Philip C. Plait TAM 8 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com awesomesthesia: When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue

awesomesthesia: When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue

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Tumblr, Blog, and Blue: "If a little kid ever asks you just why the sky is blue, you look him or her right in the eye and say, "It's because of quantum effects involving Rayleigh scattering combined with a lack of violet photon receptors in our retinae." Philip C. Plait TAM 8 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com awesomesthesia: When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue

awesomesthesia: When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue

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Book, Happy, and Circles: "Sometimes he'll start a conversation with me and he'll make me feel special and happy, because he chose me out all of the others. But then in just a blink of the eye he changes right before my eyea and I feel as if I'm annoying him and he just wants to shake me off. And after a while he it starts all over again and we just keep going in circles." Excerpt from a book I will never write #741 (via excerpts°fstories) Source: excerptsofstories

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Tumblr, Heart, and Eye: Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart. TYPELIKEAGIRL.TUMBLR.COM

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Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator Use your birthday to generate an excuse January February March April May June 16 I don't give a shit 17 I was drunk I'm sorry I'm soooo sorry Honestly... You know what? 1 I didn't feel like it 2 forgot 3 I rewatched GBBO 18 It was far too boring 19 I just found out l'm a ghost instead 4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy 5 I do what I want Hey, fuck you buddy Don't look at me like that It won't happen again, but 21 I spent the night learning to 6 *points at crotch* 7 I have diarrhoea riverdance 22 It's none of your concern! ul 8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high 9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me 10 It's none of your August Look me in the eye September You know why, Bob?! October For the last time November think you know December You wanna know why 25 I am filled with existential angst 26 I'm too cool for this shit. business. 11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up 28 My bed is too comfortable 29 Why don't you ask your mum about Brexit I didn't do your stupid 12 Yolo. Yolo 13 I'm not a dork 14 Shut up, that's why. 15 l have a life why I didn't do it? SM.S 30 It would have been shit anyway. 31 I didn't feel like doing something STUDENT MONEY SAVER dumb today imstuckathome12: xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx: green-cryptid: mystical-blue-jellyfish: wanderinglilweirdo: tiggyloo: cutie-quinn: sky-uppercunt: ryannandreww: edgarahoe: apathbetweenthestars: dontkillbirds: brutusfeels: doodle-dumpingground: madd-of-the-dead: the-regeneratin-degenerate: foxrat: “it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that “I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me “It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use “Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost! Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable. “You know what? I have diarrhea.” “Honestly…it’s none of your business “ For the last time i watched GBBO instead Oh gosh, august 4th I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit” “You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!” …..i love it “I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.” The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it. hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why. Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst “You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-

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Complex, Life, and Ambiguous: 23 Emotions people feel, but can't explain tai-korczak: 1. Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own. 2. Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable 3. Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place The other 20 are down in the comments!

The other 20 are down in the comments!

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Eye, You, and The Eye: does anyone feel suddenly insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye

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Been, Eye, and Deep: "I've always been someone who looks 'too deep' into something or someone. That's because I realised from a young age that there's always more than what meets the eye."

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Friends, Tumblr, and Thank You: Wildthunder Wildlife & Animal Wth < Rehabilitation & Sanctuary Tuesday at 1:03 PM To all our bra wearing friends! When you discard one you no longer want please remove the eye closures from the fasteners for us! We use them to mend our turtle shells! They can be sent to Wildthunder wars 2584 Henley Ave. Independence IA 50644 Thank you!! awesomacious: This is important ‼️

awesomacious: This is important ‼️

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Bad, Friends, and Love: You know what? Fuck it! Social Fuck being pathetically bad with people I know. Fuck being so unreliable. Fuck worrying about how bad I am for society. When school starts again I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it and if I regret it so be it this is living. When I gi to school I'm going to look people in the eye. I'm going to put on my best smile. I'm going to shake their hand and I'm going to complement them. I'm going to help them. I'm going to be a person who in boring. I dont care if you hate me. I dont care if a hate you. I donr care if you're male, or female, or anywhere in be- tween. I dont care if you are way about my social sta- tus. I don't care if you are better than me. I don't care if you are smarter than me. I dont care if you're fitter than me. I dont care if you don't think you want it. I'm going to be tour ally, I'm going to love every single person I meet because we are all in the same boat. We are all people trying to get through the hardest year of our lives so far. I love every single on of you. I dont care if you want to love me back, I dont care if you want to hit me or ignore me. Whatever happens and whatever has happened. I forgive you all. I dont need forgiveness, I dont need friends.I dont need gratitude. I want to live. Because the end is so, so close. No more sidelines. No more. Good luck with everything you want, everyone. I'm positive you'll do areat! Found on r/teenagers and thought it would fit in here.

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Been, Eye, and Deep: "I've always been someone who looks too deep' into something or someone. That's because I realised from a young age that there's always more than what meets the eye."

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Sorry, Cool, and Eye: WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A PLANET. COOL SORRY WHAT? More Than Meets The Eye is a gem for these moments

More Than Meets The Eye is a gem for these moments

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Children, Clothes, and Memes: 58 30-minute-memes: There has got to be a better way to display children’s clothes It certainly catches the eye.

30-minute-memes: There has got to be a better way to display children’s clothes It certainly catches the eye.

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Friday, Memes, and Stuff: Gmorning You’ve got stuff to do! Kick Friday’s challenges right in the eye https://t.co/PNQGJZ2LJG

Gmorning You’ve got stuff to do! Kick Friday’s challenges right in the eye https://t.co/PNQGJZ2LJG

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Click, Music, and Tumblr: Crystal Music Box APOLO mega-happycollectordeer-posts: Mesmerizing! With a flick of the switch, this rotating music box catches the eye with its luminous crystal moon, starry night or bubbling sea while it fills the room with a lovely version of Pachelbel’s famous Canon.Rotating crystal ball music box creates a unique light pattern on the ceiling as it plays a lovely melodyInset light illuminates crystal ball for 8 to 12 hoursChoose a moon, star or bubbling sea crystal ball design on a maple wood base Click Here to get yours ( • ̀ω•́ )✧ 20% off coupon code：June20

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Dank, Lmao, and Kids: Carlie V @Carlie_Veenhuis I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mom goes "maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!" This kid looked me dead in the eye and goes ".where's the pretty one?" KIDS ARE RUTHLESS LMAO

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Flexing, Lmao, and Kids: Carlie V @Carlie_Veenhuis I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mom goes "maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!" This kid looked me dead in the eye and goes "....where's the pretty one?" KIDS ARE RUTHLESS LMAO FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT Maybe she’s on the other side of the pool

Maybe she’s on the other side of the pool

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Lmao, Kids, and Water: Carlie V @Carlie_Veenhuis I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mom goes "maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!" This kid looked me dead in the eye and goes "....where's the pretty one?" KIDS ARE RUTHLESS LMAO Hes being honest.

Hes being honest.

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Click, Music, and Tumblr: Crystal Music Box APOLO mega-happycollectordeer-posts: Mesmerizing! With a flick of the switch, this rotating music box catches the eye with its luminous crystal moon, starry night or bubbling sea while it fills the room with a lovely version of Pachelbel’s famous Canon.Rotating crystal ball music box creates a unique light pattern on the ceiling as it plays a lovely melodyInset light illuminates crystal ball for 8 to 12 hoursChoose a moon, star or bubbling sea crystal ball design on a maple wood base Click Here to get yours ( • ̀ω•́ )✧ 20% off coupon code：June20

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Iphone, Shit, and Twitter: Lil A.C @ilysmooky my gf tried doing that thing pornstars do right before they suck dick where they slowly pull down your boxers for dramatic dick effect but my shit poked her in the eye now she gotta eye patch & won't speak to me 1:21 PM 6/30/19 Twitter for iPhone lView Tweet activity 223 Retweets 1,789 Likes Pirates Of The Caribbean

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Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Shit: Lil A.C @ilysmooky my gf tried doing that thing pornstars do right before they suck dick where they slowly pull down your boxers for dramatic dick effect but my shit poked her in the eye now she gotta eye patch & won't speak to me 1:21 PM 6/30/19 Twitter for iPhone lView Tweet activity 223 Retweets 1,789 Likes Pirates Of The Caribbean (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: Lil A.C @ilysmooky my gf tried doing that thing pornstars do right before they suck dick where they slowly pull down your boxers for dramatic dick effect but my shit poked her in the eye now she gotta eye patch & won't speak to me 1:21 PM 6/30/19 Twitter for iPhone lView Tweet activity 223 Retweets 1,789 Likes Pirates Of The Caribbean by heyimonreddit01 MORE MEMES

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Click, Music, and Tumblr: Crystal Music Box APOLO mega-happycollectordeer-posts: Mesmerizing! With a flick of the switch, this rotating music box catches the eye with its luminous crystal moon, starry night or bubbling sea while it fills the room with a lovely version of Pachelbel’s famous Canon.Rotating crystal ball music box creates a unique light pattern on the ceiling as it plays a lovely melodyInset light illuminates crystal ball for 8 to 12 hoursChoose a moon, star or bubbling sea crystal ball design on a maple wood base Click Here to get yours ( • ̀ω•́ )✧ 20% off coupon code：June20

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Friends, Thank You, and Animal: Wildthunder Wildlife & Animal Whd Rehabilitation & Sanctuary Tuesday at 1:03 PM To all our bra wearing friends! When you discard one you no longer want please remove the eye closures from the fasteners for us! We use them to mend our turtle shells! They can be sent to Wildthunder wars 2584 Henley Ave. Independence IA 50644 Thank you!! This is important ‼️ via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LpZ7A8

This is important ‼️ via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LpZ7A8

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Friends, Thank You, and Animal: Wildthunder Wildlife & Animal Wth < Rehabilitation & Sanctuary Tuesday at 1:03 PM To all our bra wearing friends! When you discard one you no longer want please remove the eye closures from the fasteners for us! We use them to mend our turtle shells! They can be sent to Wildthunder wars 2584 Henley Ave. Independence IA 50644 Thank you!! This is important ‼️

This is important ‼️

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Android, Saw, and Twitter: Bree @ AX!!! @avatarskorra_ You all need to see the anon l just received it's SENDING ME Anon 47s I just saw that ask where it said bury your hets and nearly cried becauseI once took a creative writing class and there was this girl who consistently was the best writer in class but she was also like the local cryptid? I'm pretty sure she would secretly bring in alcohol in her flask too. Once a professor just asked her why do straight people always die in your stories and she looked him in the eye and said because I can, downed her entire drink, and promptly fell asleep on her table 8:28 PM 22 Jun 19 Twitter for Android 1,707 Retweets 4,027 Likes

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Tumblr, Uber, and Blog: Simon Holland @simoncholland The pharmacy will look you straight in the eye with no line of people and tell you it will be 20-30 minutes for them to take some eye drops off the shelf behind them and put them in a little bag. Uber Humor I'm afraid I just blue myself. failnation: It shouldn’t take that long

failnation: It shouldn’t take that long

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Click, Music, and Tumblr: Crystal Music Box APOLO mega-happycollectordeer-posts: Mesmerizing! With a flick of the switch, this rotating music box catches the eye with its luminous crystal moon, starry night or bubbling sea while it fills the room with a lovely version of Pachelbel’s famous Canon.Rotating crystal ball music box creates a unique light pattern on the ceiling as it plays a lovely melodyInset light illuminates crystal ball for 8 to 12 hoursChoose a moon, star or bubbling sea crystal ball design on a maple wood base Click Here to get yours ( • ̀ω•́ )✧ 20% off coupon code：June20

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Grandma, Head, and Regret: I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today... 1 Pad Thai Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy MAKE HIM REGRET 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 *Spec Prep* BEING BORN Spec Prepx (via lowghen) avatar-14 MAKE HIM REGRET *spec prep* BEING BORN *spec prep* birdonabird So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They'd regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office - one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says "You can't make it hot enough." Server gives him this look like "your funeral" and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen. When the dish comes out, it's a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his gets about five bites in, and can't do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was obliterated by Chef Grandma. And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head. a reasonable chance this I think there's was his receipt

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