I want to be rich enough that when the cashier at Chipotle says "the guacamole costs extra", I can reply "okay".
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If my guy had me continuously guess I’d be like, Taco Bell?? In n out? Chipotle?! McDeesss? Happy hour? And then we’ll both be 20 pounds hea...
Just witnessed this. They compromised by making it double and the lady ended up putting soda in her water cup
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Honestly all I give a fuck about is chipotle aioli 💯how I knew my BF was my person was when he was like like girl you need some sweet potato...
When the worker at Chipotle gives you an extra scoop of guac without asking
The saving grace of macro counters all around the world
I don’t need your good mornings. I need free hot sauce.
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I Eat Ass. 👅
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When they know you gon ask for “lil more” ahead of time
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why is this me though
The next trend
This is the level of chill I aspire to
the most dangerous foe batman ever faced; chipotle food 😬😂 batman chipotle brucewayne dc taco gotham
These tats bout ugly as hell
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The manager wasn't feeling them playing WiiSports baseball in Chipotle 😂🎮🌯 @timmy2gunna @joshh2wavyy 🎥 @yngtrippy @worldstar WSHH
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I can’t remember the last expensive article of clothing I bought but I’ll drop a fuckin stack on some chipotle
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