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Best Friend, Fucking, and Jedi: Unknown to Kenobi, he was also being rigorously hunted ortured several Jedi in order to find kenobi's whereabouts, and sparing no expense to do This would work to Vader's disadvantage, however <p><a href="http://owl-with-teeth.tumblr.com/post/155400901564/roachpatrol-ghostymcspooky-soloontherocks" class="tumblr_blog">owl-with-teeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://roachpatrol.tumblr.com/post/155378219512/ghostymcspooky-soloontherocks" class="tumblr_blog">roachpatrol</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ghostymcspooky.tumblr.com/post/155300744226/soloontherocks-notanotherreyloblog" class="tumblr_blog">ghostymcspooky</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://soloontherocks.tumblr.com/post/155219834426/notanotherreyloblog-thebaconsandwichofregret" class="tumblr_blog">soloontherocks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notanotherreyloblog.tumblr.com/post/141672735603">notanotherreyloblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebaconsandwichofregret.tumblr.com/post/138224733990">thebaconsandwichofregret</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azumariko.tumblr.com/post/138155980468">azumariko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser</i></p> </blockquote> <p>Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.</p> <p>I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again</p> </blockquote> <p>I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally <b>canon</b> that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down</p> <p>aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere </p> </blockquote> <p><b>i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d</b><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. </p> <p>kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.</p> <p>palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino</p> <p>‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. <br/></p> <p>‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m DED</p> </blockquote>

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Oasis, Tumblr, and Blog: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obi-wans-oasis.tumblr.com/post/152173381625">obi-wans-oasis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Young Lando by Venamis.</p> </blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obi-wans-oasis.tumblr.com/post/152173381625">obi-wans-oasis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Young Lando by V...

Books, Butthurt, and Disney: <p><a href="https://hst3000.tumblr.com/post/169017978202/libertarirynn-coffeefrenchandhistory" class="tumblr_blog">hst3000</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169016196974/coffeefrenchandhistory-beauty-nova" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://beauty-nova.tumblr.com/post/169014430893/coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways-heres-the" class="tumblr_blog">beauty-nova</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169009033245/anyways-heres-the-actual-canon-of-luke" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyways, here’s the actual canon of Luke Skywalker. He got married to Mara Jade, who was Emperor Palpatine’s badass Force-sensitive assassin, and he had a kid named Ben Skywalker. He didn’t run from his problems, he didn’t let setbacks slow him down. He faced his problems head on, became Grand Master of a New Jedi Order, and fought alongside the New Republic to bring peace to the galaxy. </p></blockquote> <p>also a clone of emperor palpatine turned him to the dark side</p> </blockquote> <p>Because he thought he could defeat the Dark Side from within (like Quinlan Vos). And Leia helped redeem him and bring him back to the Light (and she eventually also became a Jedi Master) </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure Kylo (Ben Solo) was a Han and Leia’s son Jacen Solo being given the name of Luke and Mara’s son Ben Skywalker. Really it does make more sense for Luke to be the one who names his child after Obi-Wan since Han and Leia didn’t really have a relationship with him, but I’m sure Disney figured the name would be more recognizable and preferred to make Luke a bachelor. Jacen is the son of Han and Leia who turns to the Dark in the books. Honestly they had so much to work with with expanded universe, I don’t know why they canned it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because unless they were prepared to do a line for line adaptation of the books (a lot of which aren’t that great), the butthurt from the fandom would make the current yelling look like a polite cough. (And they’d have to pay the authors ludicrous royalties. Better to scrap it and start over from a financial and storytelling perspective).</p></blockquote> <p>Well you’re probably right about that.</p>

<p><a href="https://hst3000.tumblr.com/post/169017978202/libertarirynn-coffeefrenchandhistory" class="tumblr_blog">hst3000</a>:</p> <blockq...

Books, Disney, and Emperor Palpatine: <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://beauty-nova.tumblr.com/post/169014430893/coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways-heres-the" class="tumblr_blog">beauty-nova</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169009033245/anyways-heres-the-actual-canon-of-luke" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyways, here’s the actual canon of Luke Skywalker. He got married to Mara Jade, who was Emperor Palpatine’s badass Force-sensitive assassin, and he had a kid named Ben Skywalker. He didn’t run from his problems, he didn’t let setbacks slow him down. He faced his problems head on, became Grand Master of a New Jedi Order, and fought alongside the New Republic to bring peace to the galaxy. </p></blockquote> <p>also a clone of emperor palpatine turned him to the dark side</p></blockquote> <p>Because he thought he could defeat the Dark Side from within (like Quinlan Vos). And Leia helped redeem him and bring him back to the Light (and she eventually also became a Jedi Master) </p></blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure Kylo (Ben Solo) was a Han and Leia’s son Jacen Solo being given the name of Luke and Mara’s son Ben Skywalker. Really it does make more sense for Luke to be the one who names his child after Obi-Wan since Han and Leia didn’t really have a relationship with him, but I’m sure Disney figured the name would be more recognizable and preferred to make Luke a bachelor. Jacen is the son of Han and Leia who turns to the Dark in the books. Honestly they had so much to work with with expanded universe, I don’t know why they canned it.</p>

<p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffe...