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Amazon, Bad, and Be Like: krista (030) y@cherryblushed i used to read 3-4 full sized novels in middle school. now i see anything longer than a paragraph and bounce. i'll miss u brain cells, can't believe u peaked at age 12 15/9/18, 1:04 pm 68 Retweets 238 Likes takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights: dewdrop156: memecage: It do be like that. I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my sister recently and I was talking about how one of the reasons I don’t read as much as I used to is because I don’t have the same resources I did when I was a 4th grader. When I was a kid, I could sit and read all I wanted, all I had to to was exist and go where people took me. I didn’t have to feed myself or pay bills or keep track of things, which of course now I have to deal with all of those things so I can’t read as much and tend to read pretty easy to read books. My sister brought up the really good point that, of course I want to read easy books, I’m a young adult, in a very tumultuous phase of life, constantly being thrown new information, my brain doesnt want a classical novel, my brain wants something readable and immersive. tl;dr don’t feel bad for not reading as much as you used to, it’s okay. Read what you can when you can and don’t stress about the rest But nowadays, there are so many more resources for reading that you can gain access to. Even though you’re busy and stressed out my life, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t continue to strive to read whenever possible. I’ve compiled this basic list of super accessible ways to read in the modern age.1. LibbyLibby is a library app, and it free to use. If you have a library card (which you can either pick up at a branch or online, depending on where you live), you put in your information, and you have access to your library’s ebooks and audiobooks. Generally, you can check ebooks out for two to three weeks, and it gives you the option to renew (if someone isn’t waiting in line for that book) or return early. It’s super user- friendly. If you want to scam the system a little bit, a lot of libraries give you 30 to 60 days after making a card online to come in and actually get a physical card and show your ID. If you are looking for a specific book that your library may not have, make library cards at other locations with fake addresses and check out their supply. I personally have about eight library cards, so I always can find what I’m looking for unless it’s super rare. 2. KindleWhile you can buy the actual Amazon e-reader, you can also just use the free app. There are a bunch of ebooks you can read for free, or for a low price. If you have Kindle Unlimited ($10/month), you can borrow up to ten KU books at a time for as long as you want. A lot of authors have KU books, so it’s a good way to go. 3. NookBarnes and Noble’s Nook is similar to the Kindle—comes in a physical e-reader, but is also usable as a free app. I will say I find that their selection generally costs more than Amazon’s selection, but it’s an option if you prefer to stay away from Amazon products. One thing they do sometime around the end of the year is send you out a refund check for all the books that you purchased through them that were at a higher market price then they would’ve been elsewhere. I’ve gotten like three of these, so I figure it’s a regular thing. 4. AudibleFor people who are sight-impaired or have difficulty sitting down and reading a book, audiobooks are SO the way to go. When you sign up, you can receive up to two free audiobooks, and whatever plan you decide to go with gives you two free audiobooks a month (from a specific selection) in addition to your credits! If you have Kindle ebooks, there is sometimes an option to purchase the accompanying Audible audiobook for a super discounted rate. If you don’t like an audiobook, you can call in to return it at any time. I have something like forty or fifty audiobooks from them, and I’ve exchanged another twenty. These options are all in addition to physical books from your local library, and discount bookstores. The nice thing about ebooks is that generally they have the option to highlight and bookmark pages, change the font size and type, and even change the color of the page if you prefer.I always thought audiobooks were for old people until a few years ago when I was commuting about three hours a day for work. I wasn’t reading nearly as much, and as an avid reader, that distressed me greatly.Finally, I looked into audiobooks and it was a huge life changer. Instead of wasting three hours a day in traffic, I was reading for three hours a day that I would’ve otherwise not been able to. Not only does it make a trip go faster, but it makes it much more enjoyable.And even if you don’t want it for the commute or for the gym, audiobooks are a really good option for people who have vision problems. I have migraines when I stare at screens too much, so I pop on an audiobook and just crochet or do the dishes. I have a friend who has very bad eyesight, and he has not been able to read in something close to a year. I set him up with a library card and a Libby account, and all of a sudden, he was able to catch up on all the books he had been wanting to read!I’m just saying, I promote reading because no matter what you read, you’re learning something. Even though life is stressful and crazy and distracting, there are still ways you can find to sit down and curl up with a good book. “My brother has his sword, I have my books. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.” -Tyrion Lannister

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Definitely, Soon..., and Spider: Venom: First Host Paperback - December 31, 2018 by Mike Costa (Author), Mark Bagley (Ilustrator) Look inside See all 3 formats and editions FIRST HOST Kindle & comixol $9.44 Hardcover Paperback logy $15.99 1 New from $15.99 Read on any device Kindle& comiXology Before the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN...before VENOM... There was the FIRST HOST The recent reunion of Eddie Brock and the Venom symbiote has been a shaky one. As their relationship has been fraught with secrets and lies, they have come to struggle as much with each other as with their own violent impulses. Things don't get any easier when the symbiote's long lost first host returns in need of Venom's help--only by reuniting can the two avert cosmic ruin! Can Eddie and the symbiote trust one another long enough to save the galaxy, or will THE FIRST HOST prove to be Venom's undoing?! Reuniting VENOM superstars Mike Costa and Mark Bagley, THE FIRST HOST is an action-filled epic befitting the Wicked Web-slinger's 30th Anniversary, with twists and turns as only the Read more See this image Report incorrect product information. venomtots: symbisexual-disaster: deluxetrashqueen: eabevella: Costa’s Venom: First Host TPB will be released on December 31st. This is the story where Eddie and the symbiote raised a child together. The art is really good too. I already preordered it. Please show support of this book if you are able to afford it. Oh this is a good one too! Similar to the idea I proposed and honestly maybe even better because it’s a newer release.  I definitely will do both. Oh hey, YES we definitely all need to snatch this up as soon as it’s out! I’ve been waiting soooo longggg When this comes out I will be buying it and doing a giveaway! (As I have all the issues already) Stay tuned n__n
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Family, Friends, and Journey: Steve Jobs Hardcover by Walter Isaacson(Author) nX2,973 customer reviews Steve Jobs by Walter See all 26 formats and editions Kindle Hardcover $23.79 Paperba $12.65 $6.99 417 Used from $6.32 205 New from $6.99 55 Collectible from $14.00 31 Usedf 1 New fro Based on more than forty interviews with Jobs wo years-as well as interviews with more tha family members, friends, adversaries, competi colleagues-Walter Isaacson has written a rive roller-coaster life and searingly intense perso C)Flip to back )Listen Read more See all 2 images Great book but the screaming is annoying, November 28, 2013 By Donna-Bee - See all my reviews This review is from: Steve Jobs (Hardcover) This one of the best biographies I've ever read but every time you open the book a microchip plays a bloodcurdling scream sound. This makes NO sense and I suspect was a mistake by the publisher. Lose the microchip! Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComment 2 of 6 people found the following review helpful Why does it scream?, November 20, 2013 By manohar.in - See This review is from: Steve Jobs (Hardcover) Why does this book scream???? What the hell is that Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComment (1) view 8 of 9 people found the following review helpful A The scream noise ruined it, November 19, 2013 By Siebert Tenseven (Santa Rosa, California) See all my reviews This review is from: Steve Jobs (Hardcover) I couldn't even read this book it. kept making a horrible tinny scream Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComment (1) ☆☆☆☆☆ Incredible biography marred by an electronic chip that plays a screaming sound effect, November 8, 2013 By Harold Roberto - This review is from: Steve Jobs (Hardcover) This is a gripping journey into the life of an amazing individual who changed the world. However, it plays the sound of a human scream whenever you open WS
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Amazon, Arguing, and Barbie: Changed my life, May 27, 2014 By Kristi This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools & Home Improvement) Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice. hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her, 3 July 2015 By Ben Harrison Verified Purchase (What is this?) This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. 16591 autigully smooth naite ll Pens Stylos b Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012 By A keen skier This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of 12 (Office Product) My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up. Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re- enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! a karen katz lift-the-flap book Where is Baby'S Belly Button? DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012 By PacMan This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap Book (Board book) This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this much clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK. This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no character development, and there is scarcely any plot. Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read. novelty-gift-ideas:Best Amazon Reviews

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Amazon, Arguing, and Barbie: Changed my life, May 27, 2014 By Kristi This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools & Home Improvement) Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice. hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her, 3 July 2015 By Ben Harrison Verified Purchase (What is this?) This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. 16591 autigully smooth naite ll Pens Stylos b Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012 By A keen skier This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of 12 (Office Product) My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up. Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re- enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! a karen katz lift-the-flap book Where is Baby'S Belly Button? DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012 By PacMan This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap Book (Board book) This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this much clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK. This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no character development, and there is scarcely any plot. Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/169708809763/best-amazon-reviews" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/tag/best-amazon/">Best Amazon Reviews</a></b></p></blockquote>

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Amazon, Love, and Relationships: 0 Dedication: For everyone who has closed their eyes and wished for something seemingly outside their power. If you dont have any always craft your own, or choose with romantic Bind the rose quartz to the rosemary white thread, be sure to hold the qua connotations. Note: under no circumstances, front of, or above the moon in your line consume mistletoe. It can be deadly if swallowed. ou bind it. After, keep the finished spell nea or as a charm on your person Handle with precaution. Over The Moon' Love Spell Sweet and Salty Love Spell This is a simple spell jar, made to attract nd people for relationships, but to also repel This spell was written to be particular potent when the moon is full and/or in Taurus kind r u However, i available. This is a spell to attract general and happiness to you t at any time t love ather a jar to layer ingredients in Gather: o a pink or white candle o pink Himalayan rock salt- for defense against negativity o rose quartz o full moon water o rosemary o white thread, a sight of the full white sugar bring sweetness to the o rose petals indicates romantic love Layer ingredients in the jar. Charge with relationship moon Perform during the full moon, if possible Kiss wax and a the rose quartz, then let it sit in the rose quartz, seal with melted candle full moon water to charge with its energies iss о 169 <p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/167200720328/littlewitchlingrowan-orriculum-i-finally" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://littlewitchlingrowan.tumblr.com/post/167171153341/orriculum-i-finally-published-a-lil-spell-book" class="tumblr_blog">littlewitchlingrowan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/167163532463/i-finally-published-a-lil-spell-book-and-im-in" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I finally published a lil spell book and I’m in love with how it turned out ♡</p></blockquote> <p><i>Where do I buy this?! </i></p> </blockquote> <p>ahhh silly me i forgot the links, here ya go</p> <ul><li> <b><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fdp%2FB076P4PYCL&amp;t=ZWYwOTRlMTcwNjg1MTI5MjU2OGIwYTRmOTgyM2UwNDRhMzY3MTc3NSxqWGlmS1RGVA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3Aoe5gPVSr0tVxLmgnLEdylg&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Forriculum.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F167166179243%2Fdo-you-have-a-store-or-somewhere-we-can-buy-that&amp;m=1">here’s the link for the digital copy</a>, </b>if you have the kindle app it should be able to download there </li> <li>however there is also an <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Flisting%2F566761417%2Fpastel-spells-doc%3Fref%3Dlisting_published_alert&amp;t=NzMyMTkwMjVmYWM2MmI4MGZlOTg1YTE5N2ZiYzJkYzUyZjI2M2ZkNCxqWGlmS1RGVA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3Aoe5gPVSr0tVxLmgnLEdylg&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Forriculum.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F167166179243%2Fdo-you-have-a-store-or-somewhere-we-can-buy-that&amp;m=1">etsy link with a word.doc if that’s easier!</a> </li> <li> <b>h<a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fdp%2F1549892827&amp;t=MzY1OGM0YTQ1M2YzMThmMmJiZDdhMjg4OTcwMGE3OTFhZDFkZGI0NyxqWGlmS1RGVA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3Aoe5gPVSr0tVxLmgnLEdylg&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Forriculum.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F167166179243%2Fdo-you-have-a-store-or-somewhere-we-can-buy-that&amp;m=1">ere’s a link for the print copy</a></b> <br/></li> </ul></blockquote>

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Amazon, Beautiful, and Donald Trump: Elijah Daniel @aguywithnolife . Follow that time I became a best selling author because l wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel Tweet amazon Elijah Daniel Look inside Trump Temptation The Billionaire & The Bellboy TRUMP i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god. /20/16, 5:25 PM Elijah Daniel and 1 ☆☆☆☆☆ (126) Kindle Price: $1.99 2,910 RETWEETS 4,478 LIKES わ inlle unlimited I earn more DAILY NEWS New York Daily News @NYDailyNews Comedian writes gay erotic fiction starring "soggy Cheeto" @realDonaldTrump nydn.us/ 1Qj79ox Meet the Comedian Who Wrote a Hit Erotic Novella Starring Donald TRUMP Trump ELIJAH DANIEL Author, Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, SEND YOUR PHOTOS AND C CONNECT TO FOX 11 TRUMP EROTICA WITH HIS OILY ORANGE SKIN GLISTENING IN THE SUNLIGHT AS IF HE WERE A SOGGY CHEETO, HIS HAIR UNKEMPT AND MESSY, LIKE A GORGEOUS RAT'S NEST HE WAS BEAUTIFUL Trump Temptations OUNTRY FOX STATE DEPT. WILL NOT RELEASE SEVEN OF HILLARY CLIN NATIONAL HEADLINES acidocasualidad Source fullhalalalchemist this is going to be the satire that English professors make their students analyze in 50 years Source: acidocasualidad #photo #donald trump 359,894 notes Stitch It! His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky 😳😳

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