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        squided:

redeaddie:

cosplayisnotconsent:

A great comic telling people to stand up for their fellow fans!

You want to know how terrible that these douche bags can get? I made a Sailor Venus cosplay for my younger sister who looked amazing and proud to wear it. I made sure she wore white shorts that covered her panties and stopped where the skirt ended, (because of the horror stories we heard about perverts taking pictures up cosplayers’ skirts without consent) Turns out there wereΒ jerks trying to take pics up her skirt, but started to complain to each other that she was wearing shorts under and it wasn’t fair. SHE WAS UNDERAGE AT THE TIME OF WEARING THIS COSPLAY! Not only were they attempting sexual harassment, but ON A MINOR! Please, reblog this, spread the word, and stand up for other cosplayers if you see/hear this.


Also please report any sexual offenders like this to a security guard/event officials.  If they don’t get what they want from you they’ll go to other girls and people like this should be kicked from events where they’re assaulting these people before their lack of self control turns into a rape
: COSPLAY CONSENT
 DON'T BE A DOUCHE. DON'T STAND BY IF YOU SEE IT HAPPEN
 LET THE HARASSERS KNOW THAT IT'S NOT COOL
 KARINE CHARLEBOIS 04-2013 -
 KANTHARASLOFT.NET
squided:

redeaddie:

cosplayisnotconsent:

A great comic telling people to stand up for their fellow fans!

You want to know how terrible that these douche bags can get? I made a Sailor Venus cosplay for my younger sister who looked amazing and proud to wear it. I made sure she wore white shorts that covered her panties and stopped where the skirt ended, (because of the horror stories we heard about perverts taking pictures up cosplayers’ skirts without consent) Turns out there wereΒ jerks trying to take pics up her skirt, but started to complain to each other that she was wearing shorts under and it wasn’t fair. SHE WAS UNDERAGE AT THE TIME OF WEARING THIS COSPLAY! Not only were they attempting sexual harassment, but ON A MINOR! Please, reblog this, spread the word, and stand up for other cosplayers if you see/hear this.


Also please report any sexual offenders like this to a security guard/event officials.  If they don’t get what they want from you they’ll go to other girls and people like this should be kicked from events where they’re assaulting these people before their lack of self control turns into a rape

        

            
            

                
                
                    squided:

redeaddie:

cosplayisnotconsent:

A great comic telling people to stand up for their fellow fans!

You want to know how terrible that these douche bags can get? I made a Sailor Venus cosplay for my younger sister who looked amazing and proud to wear it. I made sure she wore white shorts that covered her panties and stopped where the skirt ended, (because of the horror stories we heard about perverts taking pictures up cosplayers’ skirts without consent) Turns out there wereΒ jerks trying to take pics up her skirt, but started to complain to each other that she was wearing shorts under and it wasn’t fair. SHE WAS UNDERAGE AT THE TIME OF WEARING THIS COSPLAY! Not only were they attempting sexual harassment, but ON A MINOR! Please, reblog this, spread the word, and stand up for other cosplayers if you see/hear this.


Also please report any sexual offenders like this to a security guard/event officials.  If they don’t get what they want from you they’ll go to other girls and people like this should be kicked from events where they’re assaulting these people before their lack of self control turns into a rape
: COSPLAY CONSENT
 DON'T BE A DOUCHE. DON'T STAND BY IF YOU SEE IT HAPPEN
 LET THE HARASSERS KNOW THAT IT'S NOT COOL
 KARINE CHARLEBOIS 04-2013 -
 KANTHARASLOFT.NET
squided:

redeaddie:

cosplayisnotconsent:

A great comic telling people to stand up for their fellow fans!

You want to know how terrible that these douche bags can get? I made a Sailor Venus cosplay for my younger sister who looked amazing and proud to wear it. I made sure she wore white shorts that covered her panties and stopped where the skirt ended, (because of the horror stories we heard about perverts taking pictures up cosplayers’ skirts without consent) Turns out there wereΒ jerks trying to take pics up her skirt, but started to complain to each other that she was wearing shorts under and it wasn’t fair. SHE WAS UNDERAGE AT THE TIME OF WEARING THIS COSPLAY! Not only were they attempting sexual harassment, but ON A MINOR! Please, reblog this, spread the word, and stand up for other cosplayers if you see/hear this.


Also please report any sexual offenders like this to a security guard/event officials.  If they don’t get what they want from you they’ll go to other girls and people like this should be kicked from events where they’re assaulting these people before their lack of self control turns into a rape

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        dr-gloom:

neshtasplace:

author-trash:

inquisitorhotpants:

thugilly:

micdotcom:

And mom of the year goes to …

This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is.

β€œyour proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo


She went off on him I’m dead 

She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. 

this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles

Fatality : Julia
 @ghoulia
 Follow
 a guy on my facebook posted something slightly
 stupid & his mom went OFFFFFFFFF

 What it takes to be an attractive...
 Man
 Woman
 -be ripped
 -have stable job
 -be ripped
 -have money
 -be clean
 dress well
 -smell good
 -be dad material
 -pay for dates
 -be confident
 -have nice hair
 -Dont be too fat
 Meninist
 on Tuesday
 welp

 I am so ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW
 TAKE THIS DOWN. This
 is going to be a conversation. You
 think this is true? You are selfish
 enough and diluted enough to believe
 this garbage?
 3 hours ago . Unlike-ε±±1 . Reply
 By these standards SON I guess I'm
 unattractive and don't to a fucking
 thing for you! Oh you and I have a
 goddamn lunch date.
 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
 I wouldn't worry about any other girls
 response here. Mine should enlighten
 you. And I've screen shot this for our
 further viewing pleasure and future
 learning tool.
 3 hours ago . Unlike . 1 . Reply

 I'm so glad I screen shot this very
 every girl you ever try to bring home.
 For your wedding day...this...this will
 be brought up FOREVER.
 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
 Yup.
 what mood
 3 hours ago Like Reply
 look
 has set
 I'm sure your future pregnant wife will
 feel.your love when YPU MAKE HER
 UNATTRACTIVE through pregnancy.
 You twit. Open mouth allow shit to fal
 out. Anyone who liked this better
 unlik it like real fast. How do you like
 being single forever because your a
 DOUCHE CANOE?
 3 hours ago Unlike 2 Reply

 Oh don't like me spamming your wall?
 Don't post horse shit calling me
 unattractive! Like f I'm not going to
 defend myself!
 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
 Simlle More
 Your proctologist called he found
 your head
 2 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
 Smile More
 Write a comment...
 OS
dr-gloom:

neshtasplace:

author-trash:

inquisitorhotpants:

thugilly:

micdotcom:

And mom of the year goes to …

This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is.

β€œyour proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo


She went off on him I’m dead 

She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. 

this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles

Fatality 
        

            
            

                
                
                    dr-gloom:

neshtasplace:

author-trash:

inquisitorhotpants:

thugilly:

micdotcom:

And mom of the year goes to …

This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is.

β€œyour proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo


She went off on him I’m dead 

She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. 

this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles

Fatality : Julia
 @ghoulia
 Follow
 a guy on my facebook posted something slightly
 stupid & his mom went OFFFFFFFFF

 What it takes to be an attractive...
 Man
 Woman
 -be ripped
 -have stable job
 -be ripped
 -have money
 -be clean
 dress well
 -smell good
 -be dad material
 -pay for dates
 -be confident
 -have nice hair
 -Dont be too fat
 Meninist
 on Tuesday
 welp

 I am so ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW
 TAKE THIS DOWN. This
 is going to be a conversation. You
 think this is true? You are selfish
 enough and diluted enough to believe
 this garbage?
 3 hours ago . Unlike-ε±±1 . Reply
 By these standards SON I guess I'm
 unattractive and don't to a fucking
 thing for you! Oh you and I have a
 goddamn lunch date.
 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
 I wouldn't worry about any other girls
 response here. Mine should enlighten
 you. And I've screen shot this for our
 further viewing pleasure and future
 learning tool.
 3 hours ago . Unlike . 1 . Reply

 I'm so glad I screen shot this very
 every girl you ever try to bring home.
 For your wedding day...this...this will
 be brought up FOREVER.
 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
 Yup.
 what mood
 3 hours ago Like Reply
 look
 has set
 I'm sure your future pregnant wife will
 feel.your love when YPU MAKE HER
 UNATTRACTIVE through pregnancy.
 You twit. Open mouth allow shit to fal
 out. Anyone who liked this better
 unlik it like real fast. How do you like
 being single forever because your a
 DOUCHE CANOE?
 3 hours ago Unlike 2 Reply

 Oh don't like me spamming your wall?
 Don't post horse shit calling me
 unattractive! Like f I'm not going to
 defend myself!
 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
 Simlle More
 Your proctologist called he found
 your head
 2 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
 Smile More
 Write a comment...
 OS
dr-gloom:

neshtasplace:

author-trash:

inquisitorhotpants:

thugilly:

micdotcom:

And mom of the year goes to …

This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is.

β€œyour proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo


She went off on him I’m dead 

She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. 

this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles

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        srsfunny:Angry Neighbor Vs. Army Vet: Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate
 Army vet response (below)
 uov
 Or
 have. TAko, a
 .
 cour
 You look HANèicu
 Stup beis ASer
 OHFILE
 Dear Passive Aggressive Douche,
 First and foremost:
 In the state of Texas, if a vehicle has DISABLED VETERAN license plates
 that vehicle is not required, BY LAW, to have a handicapped placard
 displayed, nor a handicapped emblem on the license plate, UNLESS that
 vehicle is parked on FEDERAL property. If you had bothered to spend
 30 seconds and pull the minlature computer out of your pocket to
 research this then you would have never needed to leave me this
 offensive note. Considering that you took a picture of my license plate
 you should have been able to very clearly see the writing at the bottom
 that says: DISABLED VETERAN U.S. ARMED FORCES
 Butpobably just let your emotions gethe best of you and
 felt like being a social justice hero.
 Secondly:
 Although I may not "look handicapped to you, I can assure you that the
 amount of pain I feel in my lower body from walking due to combat
 sustained injuries far supersedes any level of pain you have ever felt in
 your entire life. Or maybe not....Who am I to say? After all, I don't even
 know who you are.
 By the way, I would love to hear what your idea of a handicapped
 person "looks like. Asshole
 Lastly
 You may have noticed there is a photocopy of the note you left attached
 to my response. I kept the original. I think I'm going to frame it so 1 can
 look at it every day as to remind myself of what kind of person to NOT
 be
 Sincerely
 The guy who doesn't look handicapped
srsfunny:Angry Neighbor Vs. Army Vet
        

            
            

                
                
                    srsfunny:Angry Neighbor Vs. Army Vet: Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate
 Army vet response (below)
 uov
 Or
 have. TAko, a
 .
 cour
 You look HANèicu
 Stup beis ASer
 OHFILE
 Dear Passive Aggressive Douche,
 First and foremost:
 In the state of Texas, if a vehicle has DISABLED VETERAN license plates
 that vehicle is not required, BY LAW, to have a handicapped placard
 displayed, nor a handicapped emblem on the license plate, UNLESS that
 vehicle is parked on FEDERAL property. If you had bothered to spend
 30 seconds and pull the minlature computer out of your pocket to
 research this then you would have never needed to leave me this
 offensive note. Considering that you took a picture of my license plate
 you should have been able to very clearly see the writing at the bottom
 that says: DISABLED VETERAN U.S. ARMED FORCES
 Butpobably just let your emotions gethe best of you and
 felt like being a social justice hero.
 Secondly:
 Although I may not "look handicapped to you, I can assure you that the
 amount of pain I feel in my lower body from walking due to combat
 sustained injuries far supersedes any level of pain you have ever felt in
 your entire life. Or maybe not....Who am I to say? After all, I don't even
 know who you are.
 By the way, I would love to hear what your idea of a handicapped
 person "looks like. Asshole
 Lastly
 You may have noticed there is a photocopy of the note you left attached
 to my response. I kept the original. I think I'm going to frame it so 1 can
 look at it every day as to remind myself of what kind of person to NOT
 be
 Sincerely
 The guy who doesn't look handicapped
srsfunny:Angry Neighbor Vs. Army Vet
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        ROSS GELLER  F.R.I.E.N.D.S: acoolguy
 instead of Friends they should've called it Friends & Ross
 acoolguy
 every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the
 cause of Ross
 acoolguy
 just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey
 money since he was struggling financially but joey was too
 proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game
 where joey always won so chandler could give him money
 without him knowing. perfect example of two great
 Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game,
 goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey
 tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the
 situation and how the game was fake and asks for his
 money back but ross wouldn't give it back. just one of the
 many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit
 glitterspray
 I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male
 nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced
 All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he
 is 'learning so much' from him. Except of course Ross who
 is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross
 doesn't think being a nanny is a man's job. Ross even went
 as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I'm
 pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing
 Sandy purely because he's a man in a female dominated
 job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is
 hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and
 his fragile masculinity
 n7kiera-ryder
 What about the one where Ross gets upset because his
 two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends
 the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is
 better
 mephistos-cafe-lattes
 How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris
 and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the
 past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he
 should have just let her go to her dream job
 mymullet
 I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed
 in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married
 When they came to Ross wouldn't get an annulment
 because he didn't want to be known as the guy who gets
 divorced. He is kind of awful
 empathic-alien
 KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER
 supercub Deactivated
 Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth's
 dad because it's "weird" for him but had no problem going
 out with Rachel's sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with
 it
 flaminganakin
 Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of
 her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross
 has a problem that she's working with another man, and
 gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she
 needs a break from their relationship
 lupinatic
 The show Friends actually invented the term 'friendzone' to
 describe Ross' inability to show Rachel that he wanted to
 be with her (back at the start)
 I fucking hate Ross so much
 lesbiankarkat
 Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say
 he was sorry about it because "it was Rachel's fault, she
 wanted a break"? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad
ROSS GELLER  F.R.I.E.N.D.S
        

            
            

                
                
                    ROSS GELLER  F.R.I.E.N.D.S: acoolguy
 instead of Friends they should've called it Friends & Ross
 acoolguy
 every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the
 cause of Ross
 acoolguy
 just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey
 money since he was struggling financially but joey was too
 proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game
 where joey always won so chandler could give him money
 without him knowing. perfect example of two great
 Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game,
 goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey
 tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the
 situation and how the game was fake and asks for his
 money back but ross wouldn't give it back. just one of the
 many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit
 glitterspray
 I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male
 nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced
 All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he
 is 'learning so much' from him. Except of course Ross who
 is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross
 doesn't think being a nanny is a man's job. Ross even went
 as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I'm
 pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing
 Sandy purely because he's a man in a female dominated
 job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is
 hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and
 his fragile masculinity
 n7kiera-ryder
 What about the one where Ross gets upset because his
 two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends
 the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is
 better
 mephistos-cafe-lattes
 How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris
 and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the
 past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he
 should have just let her go to her dream job
 mymullet
 I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed
 in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married
 When they came to Ross wouldn't get an annulment
 because he didn't want to be known as the guy who gets
 divorced. He is kind of awful
 empathic-alien
 KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER
 supercub Deactivated
 Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth's
 dad because it's "weird" for him but had no problem going
 out with Rachel's sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with
 it
 flaminganakin
 Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of
 her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross
 has a problem that she's working with another man, and
 gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she
 needs a break from their relationship
 lupinatic
 The show Friends actually invented the term 'friendzone' to
 describe Ross' inability to show Rachel that he wanted to
 be with her (back at the start)
 I fucking hate Ross so much
 lesbiankarkat
 Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say
 he was sorry about it because "it was Rachel's fault, she
 wanted a break"? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad
ROSS GELLER  F.R.I.E.N.D.S
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Take Notes, Aspiring Authors: mister-smalls
 Petition to sit down all the people who make coma theories about Adventure
 Time and tell them "listen, this fucking show is about the last human living in a
 post-apocalyptic world where deadly magic has been reawakened following a
 global thermonuclear war that wiped out the rest of the human species, how
 much fucking darker do you want it to be"
 Even though I thought my first Creative Writing professor was kind of a douche
 he made a good point about this. One of our first assignments was to write in
 this eerie, otherworldly style (we were mimicking a specific author whose name
 escapes me), so we had to write about eerie otherworldly things happening. Its
 no exaggeration to say that more than half the class had a "big reveal"
 where we find out that the story's strange events and themes are all in the
 mind of some person in an insane asylum, or someone having a drug trip.
 My professor said something like, "you just successfully wrote a world that
 feels separate from our own, but got frightened last minute and shoe-
 horned in normalcy. You showed that you were afraid to commit to
 something different and interesting." Though I'm typically a contrarian and a
 piece of garbage, I am inclined to agree with my professor. I feel like people who
 write coma theories and the like are afraid to accept that the world of the story is
 separate from our own. They like everything wrapped up in this crazy little
 realism box where nothing out of the ordinary happens in fiction.
 mister-smalls
 you win the Best Addition to a Post prize
 Thank you :)
 This pretty well hits the nail on the head as to why I generally hate coma/dream
 theories and people who think they're so fucking deep for coming up with it. In
 my book its LAZY, plain and simple
 judiops
 I think the only times I can think of where lt was all a dream really works are in
 pieces like Over the Garden Wall, Ink, Coraline, and Mirrormask. In all of those
 the characters wake up again in their normal world, but there's a very strong
 implication that the dream world is as real, if not more so, than the real world,
 and the things they did in the dream world had a very direct impact on the
 waking world-not in an "Tm gonna be a better person" sense, but literally who
 lives and who dies at the end of the story
 Notably, in most of those, its stated flat-out within the first couple of minutes that
 the character in question is dreaming. It's not a big reveal, it's a fundamental
 detail of the setting
 If you're gonna do a dreamworld, actually commit to doing a dreamworld.
 Whatever it is you do, ACTUALLY COMMIT TO IT.
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                    Take Notes, Aspiring Authors: mister-smalls
 Petition to sit down all the people who make coma theories about Adventure
 Time and tell them "listen, this fucking show is about the last human living in a
 post-apocalyptic world where deadly magic has been reawakened following a
 global thermonuclear war that wiped out the rest of the human species, how
 much fucking darker do you want it to be"
 Even though I thought my first Creative Writing professor was kind of a douche
 he made a good point about this. One of our first assignments was to write in
 this eerie, otherworldly style (we were mimicking a specific author whose name
 escapes me), so we had to write about eerie otherworldly things happening. Its
 no exaggeration to say that more than half the class had a "big reveal"
 where we find out that the story's strange events and themes are all in the
 mind of some person in an insane asylum, or someone having a drug trip.
 My professor said something like, "you just successfully wrote a world that
 feels separate from our own, but got frightened last minute and shoe-
 horned in normalcy. You showed that you were afraid to commit to
 something different and interesting." Though I'm typically a contrarian and a
 piece of garbage, I am inclined to agree with my professor. I feel like people who
 write coma theories and the like are afraid to accept that the world of the story is
 separate from our own. They like everything wrapped up in this crazy little
 realism box where nothing out of the ordinary happens in fiction.
 mister-smalls
 you win the Best Addition to a Post prize
 Thank you :)
 This pretty well hits the nail on the head as to why I generally hate coma/dream
 theories and people who think they're so fucking deep for coming up with it. In
 my book its LAZY, plain and simple
 judiops
 I think the only times I can think of where lt was all a dream really works are in
 pieces like Over the Garden Wall, Ink, Coraline, and Mirrormask. In all of those
 the characters wake up again in their normal world, but there's a very strong
 implication that the dream world is as real, if not more so, than the real world,
 and the things they did in the dream world had a very direct impact on the
 waking world-not in an "Tm gonna be a better person" sense, but literally who
 lives and who dies at the end of the story
 Notably, in most of those, its stated flat-out within the first couple of minutes that
 the character in question is dreaming. It's not a big reveal, it's a fundamental
 detail of the setting
 If you're gonna do a dreamworld, actually commit to doing a dreamworld.
 Whatever it is you do, ACTUALLY COMMIT TO IT.
Take Notes, Aspiring Authors
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        cisdude:
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mtfselfdrag:

just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neovagina today 🀒

Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isn’t anyone’s duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it.

The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did.


please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product.
neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.
: PSA: Post op? Wash your damn vagina. (self.MtF)
 submitted 11 hours ago by Ohgodimgross
 For the love of god this story is disgusting, but if you've had or are
 having the operation, then I'd suggest this advice
 Had the op about 5 years ago. So I sort of fell into a slop. I don't
 really get much action, so I don't really dilate, or end up with
 anything inside very often at all.
 At the time I was told to dilate, and douche. I didn't like the
 douching, and I heard multiple different things from others. "I just
 dilate then use a pad til the morning" "I just wipe off with tissue and
 let my body deal with the rest". For me, I just didn't wash inside
 me, because I didn't dilate, so nothing could really get gross in
 there, I thought.
 It turns out I'm wrong. I was having sex this evening, and at one
 point, I stopped because I felt something weird. So I put my fingers
 in there and the back of my vagina had a rough, not very nice
 texture. So I kind of scraped around a bit with my finger and I had a
 bit of orange stuff come out. Not much, and I'd had yellow stuff
 before. So I supposed it was smegma
 The texture remained so I kept using my fingers to work around
 More and more orange stuff. And finally I took out a weird chunk. A
 huge chunk. It was a cluster of pubic hair, and orange smegma. And
 more, and more. Like so much more just kept falling out.
 So I suppose over the last couple of years, while I've not been
 dilating, my vagina's slowly let all sorts of hair just slowly work its
 way up towards the top. And since it doesn't clean itself out, it just
 accumulates a bunch of dead, gross orange buildup around the hair.
 PSA: Dilate and douche. I'm never leaving it to get like this ever
 again
cisdude:
lanque-hates-terfs:


mtfselfdrag:

just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neovagina today 🀒

Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isn’t anyone’s duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it.

The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did.


please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product.
neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.

        

            
            

                
                
                    cisdude:
lanque-hates-terfs:


mtfselfdrag:

just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neovagina today 🀒

Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isn’t anyone’s duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it.

The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did.


please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product.
neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.
: PSA: Post op? Wash your damn vagina. (self.MtF)
 submitted 11 hours ago by Ohgodimgross
 For the love of god this story is disgusting, but if you've had or are
 having the operation, then I'd suggest this advice
 Had the op about 5 years ago. So I sort of fell into a slop. I don't
 really get much action, so I don't really dilate, or end up with
 anything inside very often at all.
 At the time I was told to dilate, and douche. I didn't like the
 douching, and I heard multiple different things from others. "I just
 dilate then use a pad til the morning" "I just wipe off with tissue and
 let my body deal with the rest". For me, I just didn't wash inside
 me, because I didn't dilate, so nothing could really get gross in
 there, I thought.
 It turns out I'm wrong. I was having sex this evening, and at one
 point, I stopped because I felt something weird. So I put my fingers
 in there and the back of my vagina had a rough, not very nice
 texture. So I kind of scraped around a bit with my finger and I had a
 bit of orange stuff come out. Not much, and I'd had yellow stuff
 before. So I supposed it was smegma
 The texture remained so I kept using my fingers to work around
 More and more orange stuff. And finally I took out a weird chunk. A
 huge chunk. It was a cluster of pubic hair, and orange smegma. And
 more, and more. Like so much more just kept falling out.
 So I suppose over the last couple of years, while I've not been
 dilating, my vagina's slowly let all sorts of hair just slowly work its
 way up towards the top. And since it doesn't clean itself out, it just
 accumulates a bunch of dead, gross orange buildup around the hair.
 PSA: Dilate and douche. I'm never leaving it to get like this ever
 again
cisdude:
lanque-hates-terfs:


mtfselfdrag:

just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neovagina today 🀒

Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isn’t anyone’s duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it.

The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did.


please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product.
neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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