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How shitty do you have to be for King Douche Axel Rose to call you an asshole?: How shitty do you have to be for King Douche Axel Rose to call you an asshole?
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I judge this guy as douche by rykiming42 MORE MEMES: I judge this guy as douche by rykiming42 MORE MEMES
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ask-art-student-prussia: Shoutout to that quoteΒ βMy manly tract of land has been seized and occupied by that demon douche Prussiaβ because Roderich will Not Swear, but he has a sharp tongue: ask-art-student-prussia: Shoutout to that quoteΒ βMy manly tract of land has been seized and occupied by that demon douche Prussiaβ because Roderich will Not Swear, but he has a sharp tongue
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issablogyall:: Deadlift Douche @sock_pirate ARWA you tellin me this shit jumps babies 41 Strange @41 Strange This is a baby jumping spider issablogyall:
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Whale Shark [OC]: WHALES DON'T LIKE ME IM A WHALE SHARK ) Fuck You AND NeiTHeR Do SHARKS JUST CUZ LM A sex OFFEN0ER DOUCHE BAO! Whale Shark [OC]
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issablogyall: : Deadlift Douche @sock_pirate ARWA you tellin me this shit jumps babies 41 Strange @41 Strange This is a baby jumping spider issablogyall:
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squided: redeaddie: cosplayisnotconsent: A great comic telling people to stand up for their fellow fans! You want to know how terrible that these douche bags can get? I made a Sailor Venus cosplay for my younger sister who looked amazing and proud to wear it. I made sure she wore white shorts that covered her panties and stopped where the skirt ended, (because of the horror stories we heard about perverts taking pictures up cosplayersβ skirts without consent) Turns out there wereΒ jerks trying to take pics up her skirt, but started to complain to each other that she was wearing shorts under and it wasnβt fair. SHE WAS UNDERAGE AT THE TIME OF WEARING THIS COSPLAY! Not only were they attempting sexual harassment, but ON A MINOR! Please, reblog this, spread the word, and stand up for other cosplayers if you see/hear this. Also please report any sexual offenders like this to a security guard/event officials. If they donβt get what they want from you theyβll go to other girls and people like this should be kicked from events where theyβre assaulting these people before their lack of self control turns into a rape : COSPLAY CONSENT DON'T BE A DOUCHE. DON'T STAND BY IF YOU SEE IT HAPPEN LET THE HARASSERS KNOW THAT IT'S NOT COOL KARINE CHARLEBOIS 04-2013 - KANTHARASLOFT.NET squided: redeaddie: cosplayisnotconsent: A great comic telling people to stand up for their fellow fans! You want to know how terrible that these douche bags can get? I made a Sailor Venus cosplay for my younger sister who looked amazing and proud to wear it. I made sure she wore white shorts that covered her panties and stopped where the skirt ended, (because of the horror stories we heard about perverts taking pictures up cosplayersβ skirts without consent) Turns out there wereΒ jerks trying to take pics up her skirt, but started to complain to each other that she was wearing shorts under and it wasnβt fair. SHE WAS UNDERAGE AT THE TIME OF WEARING THIS COSPLAY! Not only were they attempting sexual harassment, but ON A MINOR! Please, reblog this, spread the word, and stand up for other cosplayers if you see/hear this. Also please report any sexual offenders like this to a security guard/event officials. If they donβt get what they want from you theyβll go to other girls and people like this should be kicked from events where theyβre assaulting these people before their lack of self control turns into a rape
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Stop whacking me! (Moon Knight #190): I'M NOT A DOUCHE! YES YOU ARE! STOP WHACKING ME! yLe M Stop whacking me! (Moon Knight #190)
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: WALT DISNEY PICTURES PRESENTS am I gay? AJOURNEY LOF SELF SCOVERY WITH SHANG omgo what a douche this douche has really great skin wait, what? but seriously man, what skin products are you using? DRAMATIC SONG/MONTAGE omg he looks so sad whatever you do don't look at his ass omg 0 looked why did 0 look? GOD ping youre a fail whale I wish my father was here, he'd know why ping's skin attracts me so much maybe if I could just touch it. here let me get that for ya but only because you're so cute and by cute I mean weak it's soldier lingo you're making me question my sexuality you have to go MORE DRAMATIC MOMENTS did he just go through a completely implausible change in physical and mental strength ovemight? that's almost..o0 hot? MPRESSIVE CARDIO ACTION 0 think P'm looking at his ass again 0 think I might be gay m totally gay Time Killer PHOTOBLIP.COM
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dr-gloom: neshtasplace: author-trash: inquisitorhotpants: thugilly: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to β¦ This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is. βyour proctologist called, he found your headβ lmaooooooo She went off on him Iβm dead She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles Fatality : Julia @ghoulia Follow a guy on my facebook posted something slightly stupid & his mom went OFFFFFFFFF What it takes to be an attractive... Man Woman -be ripped -have stable job -be ripped -have money -be clean dress well -smell good -be dad material -pay for dates -be confident -have nice hair -Dont be too fat Meninist on Tuesday welp I am so ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW TAKE THIS DOWN. This is going to be a conversation. You think this is true? You are selfish enough and diluted enough to believe this garbage? 3 hours ago . Unlike-ε±±1 . Reply By these standards SON I guess I'm unattractive and don't to a fucking thing for you! Oh you and I have a goddamn lunch date. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply I wouldn't worry about any other girls response here. Mine should enlighten you. And I've screen shot this for our further viewing pleasure and future learning tool. 3 hours ago . Unlike . 1 . Reply I'm so glad I screen shot this very every girl you ever try to bring home. For your wedding day...this...this will be brought up FOREVER. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Yup. what mood 3 hours ago Like Reply look has set I'm sure your future pregnant wife will feel.your love when YPU MAKE HER UNATTRACTIVE through pregnancy. You twit. Open mouth allow shit to fal out. Anyone who liked this better unlik it like real fast. How do you like being single forever because your a DOUCHE CANOE? 3 hours ago Unlike 2 Reply Oh don't like me spamming your wall? Don't post horse shit calling me unattractive! Like f I'm not going to defend myself! 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Simlle More Your proctologist called he found your head 2 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Smile More Write a comment... OS dr-gloom: neshtasplace: author-trash: inquisitorhotpants: thugilly: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to β¦ This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is. βyour proctologist called, he found your headβ lmaooooooo She went off on him Iβm dead She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles Fatality
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Dafaq: I love your muscles" "Omg *3 months later* You're a self-centered, obsessed douche who don't give a shit about anything but the gym Dafaq
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The cat with the beard looks like a douche: SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK USED THAT SNAPCHAT FILTER ON THEIR CAT I CANNOT BREATHE B The cat with the beard looks like a douche
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awesomesthesia: Creative Cursing At Its Best: CREPTIVE OUR CUNK DOUCHE UCKER MUCH SC WENERACE MOaKEY CHOMMER MOtHER TCH AD MOLE EATER TAdSKANK ACE J CREATIVE CURSING MUNCH Md DANGLER aman match PROFANITY GENERATOR ALL SNOT EATE CHOMPER OMEY MEAT wir n es PNTY MOUTH FUNGS Aw EAT PORK RAG SANDWC EP LOVER OUSTER WAFFLENC OLD CLON SACK eater DOUCHE NC17 ass waffle wad CRAP more? just visit TheMetaPicture.com awesomesthesia: Creative Cursing At Its Best
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awesomesthesia: Creative Cursing At Its Best: CREPTIVE OUR CUNK DOUCHE UCKER MUCH SC WENERACE MOaKEY CHOMMER MOtHER TCH AD MOLE EATER TAdSKANK ACE J CREATIVE CURSING MUNCH Md DANGLER aman match PROFANITY GENERATOR ALL SNOT EATE CHOMPER OMEY MEAT wir n es PNTY MOUTH FUNGS Aw EAT PORK RAG SANDWC EP LOVER OUSTER WAFFLENC OLD CLON SACK eater DOUCHE NC17 ass waffle wad CRAP more? just visit TheMetaPicture.com awesomesthesia: Creative Cursing At Its Best
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douche: with Tony Michae Katherine 10 hrs Tacoma, WA nd Just witnessed an asshole try to verbally shame a trans woman at Target. I say try because just as he started coming for her, myself and the other customers immediately shut him down and turned on him. This HUGE, BUFF, TATTOOED guy towers over the prick and says "apologize to her. now." The douche bag replies, "to him you mean?" The human mountain than turns to the lady and asks "Do you prefer male or female pronouns?" She replied female. He turns back and says "apologize to the lady. While you can still speak". The guy apologized and skittered away, the human mountain guy gave the lady a big hug and left with his gf. Just when I think I hate people. THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
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douche: with Tony Michae Katherine 10 hrs Tacoma, WA nd Just witnessed an asshole try to verbally shame a trans woman at Target. I say try because just as he started coming for her, myself and the other customers immediately shut him down and turned on him. This HUGE, BUFF, TATTOOED guy towers over the prick and says "apologize to her. now." The douche bag replies, "to him you mean?" The human mountain than turns to the lady and asks "Do you prefer male or female pronouns?" She replied female. He turns back and says "apologize to the lady. While you can still speak". The guy apologized and skittered away, the human mountain guy gave the lady a big hug and left with his gf. Just when I think I hate people. THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
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Credible: Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source guy LE DOUCHE field reporter Credible
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me irl: infinikku Finally that douche left tsundereglados Look closer me irl
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Take your pick: THE ULTIMATE INSULT CREATOR You know what? You're nothing but a... CHOOSE ONE LAZY STUPID INSECURE IDIOTIC SLIMY SLUTTY SMELLY POMPOUS COMMUNIST DICKNOSE PIE-EATING RACIST ELITIST WHITE TRASH DRUG-LOVING BUTTERFACE TONE DEAF UGLY CREEPY CHOOSE ONE βΌ DOUCHE ASS TURD RECTUM BUTT COCK SHIT CROTCH BITCH TURD PRICK SLUT TAINT FUCK DICK BONER SHART NUT SPHINCTER CHOOSE ONE PILOT CANOE CAPTAIN PIRATE HAMMER KNOB BOX JOCKEY NAZI WAFFLE GOBLIN BLOSSUM BISCUIT CLOWN SOCKET MONSTER HOUND DRAGON BALLOON it-means-nothing-to-any-of-us havexheart: No matter what combination, these are all gold So using this Take your pick
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srsfunny:Angry Neighbor Vs. Army Vet: Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate Army vet response (below) uov Or have. TAko, a . cour You look HANèicu Stup beis ASer OHFILE Dear Passive Aggressive Douche, First and foremost: In the state of Texas, if a vehicle has DISABLED VETERAN license plates that vehicle is not required, BY LAW, to have a handicapped placard displayed, nor a handicapped emblem on the license plate, UNLESS that vehicle is parked on FEDERAL property. If you had bothered to spend 30 seconds and pull the minlature computer out of your pocket to research this then you would have never needed to leave me this offensive note. Considering that you took a picture of my license plate you should have been able to very clearly see the writing at the bottom that says: DISABLED VETERAN U.S. ARMED FORCES Butpobably just let your emotions gethe best of you and felt like being a social justice hero. Secondly: Although I may not "look handicapped to you, I can assure you that the amount of pain I feel in my lower body from walking due to combat sustained injuries far supersedes any level of pain you have ever felt in your entire life. Or maybe not....Who am I to say? After all, I don't even know who you are. By the way, I would love to hear what your idea of a handicapped person "looks like. Asshole Lastly You may have noticed there is a photocopy of the note you left attached to my response. I kept the original. I think I'm going to frame it so 1 can look at it every day as to remind myself of what kind of person to NOT be Sincerely The guy who doesn't look handicapped srsfunny:Angry Neighbor Vs. Army Vet
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Tbt: Gym member car guide (Men) Bald, roids, lifting straps, High bodyfat Tattoo, hat, muscle tank gallon water, douche Wife-beater, chains, Grey sweats, Nike everything, comes to ball, 2 felonies skips leg day, lifts in a v-neck I0: @thegainz 5'5 never grows, ab workouts or below, skinny, Married, nude in the locker room, towel, machines Tbt
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Tbt: Omg I love your muscles" 3 months later* "You're a self-centered, obsessed douche who don't give a shit about anything but the gvnm Ic: @thegainz Tbt
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Me irl by Dysfunctional_douche MORE MEMES: Me: eats unnecessary amounts of food Problems from before don't go away Me: Me irl by Dysfunctional_douche MORE MEMES
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: infinikku Finally that douche left tsundereglados Look closer seasicksandile NO
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Stolen meme-phone clearing dump.: THE ULTIMATE INSULT CREATOR You know what? You're nothing but aβ¦ β CHOOSE ONE Γ· LAZY STUPID INSECURE IDIOTIC SLIMY SLUTTY SMELLY POMPOUS COMMUNIST DICKNOSE PIE-EATING RACIST ELITIST WHITE TRASH DRUG-LOVING BUTTERFACE TONE DEAF UGLY CREEPY β CHOOSE ONE DOUCHE ASS TURD RECTUM BUTT COCK SHIT CROTCH BITCH TURD PRICK SLUT TAINT FUCK DICK BONER SHART NUT SPHINCTER CHOOSE ONE PILOT CANOE CAPTAIN PIRATE HAMMER KNOB BOX JOCKEY NAZ WAFFLE GOBLIN BLOSSUM BISCUIT CLOWN SOCKET MONSTER HOUND DRAGON BALLOON -means-nothing-to-any-of-us havexheart: No matter what combination, these are all gold. So using this Stolen meme-phone clearing dump.
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What the douche: Hey Hey you Yeah. I'm talking to you Don't you dare think that no one would notice you EMETA Douchebag more miomepisn THEMETAPICTURE.COM What the douche
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What the douche: Hey Hey you Yeah. I'm talking to you Don't you dare think that no one would notice you EMETA Douchebag more miomepisn THEMETAPICTURE.COM What the douche
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What the douche via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2pXGSGw: Hey Hey you Yeah. I'm talking to you Don't you dare think that no one would notice you EMETA Douchebag more miomepisn THEMETAPICTURE.COM What the douche via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2pXGSGw
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omg-humor: Got it?: IF YOU MOCK SOMEONE'S BROKEN ENGLISH AND YOU DON'T SPEAK AT LEAST 2 LANGUAGES FLUENTLY THEN YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS. omg-humor: Got it?
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Got it?: IF YOU MOCK SOMEONE'S BROKEN ENGLISH AND YOU DON'T SPEAK AT LEAST 2 LANGUAGES FLUENTLY THEN YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS. Got it?
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ROSS GELLER F.R.I.E.N.D.S: acoolguy instead of Friends they should've called it Friends & Ross acoolguy every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross acoolguy just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn't give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit glitterspray I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is 'learning so much' from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn't think being a nanny is a man's job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I'm pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he's a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity n7kiera-ryder What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better mephistos-cafe-lattes How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job mymullet I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married When they came to Ross wouldn't get an annulment because he didn't want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful empathic-alien KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER supercub Deactivated Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth's dad because it's "weird" for him but had no problem going out with Rachel's sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it flaminganakin Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she's working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship lupinatic The show Friends actually invented the term 'friendzone' to describe Ross' inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start) I fucking hate Ross so much lesbiankarkat Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say he was sorry about it because "it was Rachel's fault, she wanted a break"? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad ROSS GELLER F.R.I.E.N.D.S
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(GC): Follow If you lie about being raped then you should serve the punishment that would have been given to your "attacker." Being accused of rape is as bad as being guilty of it because of how the public acts as a judge, jury & executioner. Follow Replying to kiriiΓmeout Only about 2-5% of rape charges are false. Look it up. This is literally just the most pointless word vomit tweet l've ever seen on this site, congrats douche Follow So it's ok that 2-5% of people have their lives ruined because someone wanted to lie? If 1 out of your 20 friends got raped would you be like "stop your crying, statistically it's not that bad."-cause that's what 5% is you retarded cunt. (GC)
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ikimaru: saw this post and I had to draw it lmaoo: coolestninjashaaps hooten ellowlion eule Piseonovenlond how to look like a douche as* CoMe Sustwanttonest Pidae don'+ be Rude PRL nces, Allan Lonce please keith 1234563 89s d Fik sd why coolestnnashaeshoo wow*I can believe You ouy 2ight now doit4 the meme s do the shoes igtup at least? Pieonovenlond but seniously. chauge coolestninjasharps wooten LalRea leFt he houe!! IKIMARU.TUMBLR ikimaru: saw this post and I had to draw it lmaoo
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Gonna enjoy a nice hatefuck: I always appreciate feedback from my tinder thotties No problem, I live to serve you, tinder douche Wait you live to serve me? Dope lets hook up sometime 36 Miles is a long way to drive for a small dick Same goes for a wide pussy, ill meet halfway tho We can find a romantic walmart parking to disappoint eachother in Sent Gonna enjoy a nice hatefuck
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whitepeopletwitter: A cloud of lies: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings The Smell Of Cotton Candy Has Gone From "There Must Be A Carnival Nearby" to "Who's The Douche Who's Vaping?" whitepeopletwitter: A cloud of lies
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Tbt: Gym member car guide (Men) Bald, roids, lifting straps, High bodyfat Tattoo, hat, muscle tank aallon water, douche Wife-beater, chains, Grey sweats, Nike everything, comes to ball, 2 felonies skips leg day, lifts in a v-neck IG: thegainz Married, nude in the locker room, towel, machines 5'5 or below, skin never grows, ab workouts Tbt
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I'll say this louder for those who were too busy getting high on themselves the first time I said it.: FACTS DR KENT WB @pop_smoke_official Being a veteran doesn't give you the right to be a douche bag on the Internet I'll say this louder for those who were too busy getting high on themselves the first time I said it.
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doritos gay pride campaign flavour isnot my favourite: Doritos DOUCHE WATER FLAVOURED doritos gay pride campaign flavour isnot my favourite
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Warning to men everywhere. If someone wants to see your dick theyβll ask.: pumpkinspicedslut This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent mea picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can't ever fuck him now because he's a douche But it's so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous. Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined. the--preacher I love this cautionary tale. Warning to men everywhere. If someone wants to see your dick theyβll ask.
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Take Notes, Aspiring Authors: mister-smalls Petition to sit down all the people who make coma theories about Adventure Time and tell them "listen, this fucking show is about the last human living in a post-apocalyptic world where deadly magic has been reawakened following a global thermonuclear war that wiped out the rest of the human species, how much fucking darker do you want it to be" Even though I thought my first Creative Writing professor was kind of a douche he made a good point about this. One of our first assignments was to write in this eerie, otherworldly style (we were mimicking a specific author whose name escapes me), so we had to write about eerie otherworldly things happening. Its no exaggeration to say that more than half the class had a "big reveal" where we find out that the story's strange events and themes are all in the mind of some person in an insane asylum, or someone having a drug trip. My professor said something like, "you just successfully wrote a world that feels separate from our own, but got frightened last minute and shoe- horned in normalcy. You showed that you were afraid to commit to something different and interesting." Though I'm typically a contrarian and a piece of garbage, I am inclined to agree with my professor. I feel like people who write coma theories and the like are afraid to accept that the world of the story is separate from our own. They like everything wrapped up in this crazy little realism box where nothing out of the ordinary happens in fiction. mister-smalls you win the Best Addition to a Post prize Thank you :) This pretty well hits the nail on the head as to why I generally hate coma/dream theories and people who think they're so fucking deep for coming up with it. In my book its LAZY, plain and simple judiops I think the only times I can think of where lt was all a dream really works are in pieces like Over the Garden Wall, Ink, Coraline, and Mirrormask. In all of those the characters wake up again in their normal world, but there's a very strong implication that the dream world is as real, if not more so, than the real world, and the things they did in the dream world had a very direct impact on the waking world-not in an "Tm gonna be a better person" sense, but literally who lives and who dies at the end of the story Notably, in most of those, its stated flat-out within the first couple of minutes that the character in question is dreaming. It's not a big reveal, it's a fundamental detail of the setting If you're gonna do a dreamworld, actually commit to doing a dreamworld. Whatever it is you do, ACTUALLY COMMIT TO IT. Take Notes, Aspiring Authors
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Tbt: OmgI love your muscles 3 months later* "You're a self-centered, obsessed douche who don't give a shit about anything but the gym IG: @thegainz Tbt
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ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is a bad take but also kinda true: being a douche doesn't solve your problems but sometimes it's all you can do ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is a bad take but also kinda true
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<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/173816108958/journalism-with-integrity" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Journalism with integrity.</p></blockquote>: In an age of fake news, there's only one mans we can trust. en guy LE DOUCHE field reporter <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/173816108958/journalism-with-integrity" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Journalism with integrity.</p></blockquote>
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douche: In an age of fake news, there's only one mans we can trust en guy LE DOUCHE field reporter
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Journalism with integrity. by benjamin_turlte CLICK HERE 4 MORE MEMES.: In an age of fake news, there's only one mans we can trust. guy LE DOUCHE field reporter XPB Journalism with integrity. by benjamin_turlte CLICK HERE 4 MORE MEMES.
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<p>Journalism with integrity. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2ryKCPK">https://ift.tt/2ryKCPK</a></p>: In an age of fake news, there's only one mans we can trust. en guy LE DOUCHE field reporter <p>Journalism with integrity. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2ryKCPK">https://ift.tt/2ryKCPK</a></p>
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Sadly true: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings The Smell Of Cotton Candy Has Gone From"There Must Be A Carnival Nearby" to "Who's The Douche Who's Vaping? Sadly true
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Hate girls and bios like this: Jordan, 19 89 miles away Tinder needs a filter no ugly guys not too short -sexy voice - tan strong and muscles and abs not too much of a douche And if you're uglier then your tinder profile, I'm gonna stop talking to you Hate girls and bios like this
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cisdude: lanque-hates-terfs: mtfselfdrag: just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans womanβs neovagina todayΒ π€’ Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isnβt anyoneβs duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it. The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did. please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product. neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described. : PSA: Post op? Wash your damn vagina. (self.MtF) submitted 11 hours ago by Ohgodimgross For the love of god this story is disgusting, but if you've had or are having the operation, then I'd suggest this advice Had the op about 5 years ago. So I sort of fell into a slop. I don't really get much action, so I don't really dilate, or end up with anything inside very often at all. At the time I was told to dilate, and douche. I didn't like the douching, and I heard multiple different things from others. "I just dilate then use a pad til the morning" "I just wipe off with tissue and let my body deal with the rest". For me, I just didn't wash inside me, because I didn't dilate, so nothing could really get gross in there, I thought. It turns out I'm wrong. I was having sex this evening, and at one point, I stopped because I felt something weird. So I put my fingers in there and the back of my vagina had a rough, not very nice texture. So I kind of scraped around a bit with my finger and I had a bit of orange stuff come out. Not much, and I'd had yellow stuff before. So I supposed it was smegma The texture remained so I kept using my fingers to work around More and more orange stuff. And finally I took out a weird chunk. A huge chunk. It was a cluster of pubic hair, and orange smegma. And more, and more. Like so much more just kept falling out. So I suppose over the last couple of years, while I've not been dilating, my vagina's slowly let all sorts of hair just slowly work its way up towards the top. And since it doesn't clean itself out, it just accumulates a bunch of dead, gross orange buildup around the hair. PSA: Dilate and douche. I'm never leaving it to get like this ever again cisdude: lanque-hates-terfs: mtfselfdrag: just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans womanβs neovagina todayΒ π€’ Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isnβt anyoneβs duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it. The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did. please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product. neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.
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