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flowisaconstruct: possiblestoner: pepperpottsstark: prettyboyshyflizzy: umiko-hitara: poisonpawz: zftw: voyagebysexualdiscovery: Uh oh wouldn’t that be awkward Can I get some credible sources? Here’s one and another and one more for the road this wont end well Almost as if the Bible was translated by hundreds of men, each to fit their own marriage lol Living in the suffocatingly oppressive Bible Belt of America is about to get way more entertaining.  FAKE BIBLE NEWS! Is what they’ll say.: 1500 Year Old Bible Claims Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified - Vatican In Awe testa Much to the dismay of the Vatican, an approx. 1500-2000 year old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara. Discovered and kept secret in the year 2000, the book contains the Gospel of Barnabas - a disciple of Christ - which shows that Jesus was not crucified, nor was he the son of God, but a Prophet. The book also calls Apostle Paul "The Impostor". The book also claims that Jesus ascended to heaven alive, and that Judas Iscariot was crucified in his place. Authenticity According to reports, experts and religious authorities in Tehram insist that the book is original. The book itself is written with gold lettering, onto loosely- tied leather in Aramaic, the language of Jesus Christ. flowisaconstruct: possiblestoner: pepperpottsstark: prettyboyshyflizzy: umiko-hitara: poisonpawz: zftw: voyagebysexualdiscovery: Uh oh wouldn’t that be awkward Can I get some credible sources? Here’s one and another and one more for the road this wont end well Almost as if the Bible was translated by hundreds of men, each to fit their own marriage lol Living in the suffocatingly oppressive Bible Belt of America is about to get way more entertaining.  FAKE BIBLE NEWS! Is what they’ll say.

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epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible: The Entire Bible Explained In One Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It. 6 hrs e Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read) GENESIS God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun Adam & Eve: Okay Satan: You should do the thing Adam & Eve: Okay God: What happened!? Adam & Eve: We did the thing God: Guys THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: You are my people, and you should not do the things People: We wont do the things God: Good People: We did the things. God: Guys THE GOSPELS JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore Healed people: Okay! Thank you! Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking Jesus: I have never done the things Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things Pilate: Did you do the things? Jesus: No. Pilate: He didn't do the things. Other people: Kill him anyway Pilate: Okay Jesus: Guys.... PAUL'S LETTERS People: We did the things. Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things People: Okay PAUL'S LETTERS PART II People: We did the things again Paul: Guys REVELATION John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things. THE END Unlike Comment Share and 7 others like this. That still was dr, dude 6 hrs Like 1 5 mins Like Write a comment. epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible

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epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible: The Entire Bible Explained In One Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It. 6 hrs e Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read) GENESIS God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun Adam & Eve: Okay Satan: You should do the thing Adam & Eve: Okay God: What happened!? Adam & Eve: We did the thing God: Guys THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: You are my people, and you should not do the things People: We wont do the things God: Good People: We did the things. God: Guys THE GOSPELS JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore Healed people: Okay! Thank you! Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking Jesus: I have never done the things Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things Pilate: Did you do the things? Jesus: No. Pilate: He didn't do the things. Other people: Kill him anyway Pilate: Okay Jesus: Guys.... PAUL'S LETTERS People: We did the things. Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things People: Okay PAUL'S LETTERS PART II People: We did the things again Paul: Guys REVELATION John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things. THE END Unlike Comment Share and 7 others like this. That still was dr, dude 6 hrs Like 1 5 mins Like Write a comment. epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible

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epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible: The Entire Bible Explained In One Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It. 6 hrs e Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read) GENESIS God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun Adam & Eve: Okay Satan: You should do the thing Adam & Eve: Okay God: What happened!? Adam & Eve: We did the thing God: Guys THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: You are my people, and you should not do the things People: We wont do the things God: Good People: We did the things. God: Guys THE GOSPELS JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore Healed people: Okay! Thank you! Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking Jesus: I have never done the things Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things Pilate: Did you do the things? Jesus: No. Pilate: He didn't do the things. Other people: Kill him anyway Pilate: Okay Jesus: Guys.... PAUL'S LETTERS People: We did the things. Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things People: Okay PAUL'S LETTERS PART II People: We did the things again Paul: Guys REVELATION John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things. THE END Unlike Comment Share and 7 others like this. That still was dr, dude 6 hrs Like 1 5 mins Like Write a comment. epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible

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<p><a href="https://dayvushka.tumblr.com/post/166580125199/liberscaryrynn-mary-in-the-bible-joyfully" class="tumblr_blog">dayvushka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/166579780739/mary-in-the-bible-joyfully-accepted-the-task-of" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mary in the Bible: *Joyfully accepted the task of carrying the Son of God*<br/> Some edgelord twat: “hurr de durr, Mary wuz raped”</p></blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/like-even-if-you-don%27t-believe-the-Bible-the-text-definitely-confirms-it-was-consensual">#like even if you don’t believe the Bible the text definitely confirms it was consensual</a></p> <p>The argument is that when someone who has life or death power over you asks if you want to have sex/carry the son of the god, the woman’s “yes” is meaningless because she doesn’t have the power to say “no.” Thus, she didn’t “consent,” she “submitted to someone with life or death power over her.” <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Bullshit. Mary is and always has historically been celebrated for her willingness to carry the son of God. She did not do it out of fear, she did it out of love for the Lord. Every aspect of the text, her song following the incident (“my soul magnifies the Lord”) and Christian religious tradition supports this. It’s called Mary’s fiat for a reason. She could have said no. She wasn’t forced to do anything. Also no “sex” was involved and the Holy Spirit is not a physical being so rape is physically impossible.</p><p>I love it when people who clearly don’t give a shit about the Christian religion or the historic interpretation of scriptures want to tell Christians what they say.</p>: <p><a href="https://dayvushka.tumblr.com/post/166580125199/liberscaryrynn-mary-in-the-bible-joyfully" class="tumblr_blog">dayvushka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/166579780739/mary-in-the-bible-joyfully-accepted-the-task-of" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mary in the Bible: *Joyfully accepted the task of carrying the Son of God*<br/> Some edgelord twat: “hurr de durr, Mary wuz raped”</p></blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/like-even-if-you-don%27t-believe-the-Bible-the-text-definitely-confirms-it-was-consensual">#like even if you don’t believe the Bible the text definitely confirms it was consensual</a></p> <p>The argument is that when someone who has life or death power over you asks if you want to have sex/carry the son of the god, the woman’s “yes” is meaningless because she doesn’t have the power to say “no.” Thus, she didn’t “consent,” she “submitted to someone with life or death power over her.” <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Bullshit. Mary is and always has historically been celebrated for her willingness to carry the son of God. She did not do it out of fear, she did it out of love for the Lord. Every aspect of the text, her song following the incident (“my soul magnifies the Lord”) and Christian religious tradition supports this. It’s called Mary’s fiat for a reason. She could have said no. She wasn’t forced to do anything. Also no “sex” was involved and the Holy Spirit is not a physical being so rape is physically impossible.</p><p>I love it when people who clearly don’t give a shit about the Christian religion or the historic interpretation of scriptures want to tell Christians what they say.</p>
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Today He died. Why do we call this date Good Friday then? We do it because despite all the evil occured on this day, the Son of God worked to fill this day with His goodness and save the world from its own sin and hatred. He alone did it all! He died on that cross, went through the pain of body and soul to make it possible for us to be saved and find the Lord. Remember what Jesus did for us, celebrate Good Friday with those who you love and share the God's grace with them! Bible sonofgod424 God Love Redeemed Saved Christian Christianity Pray Chosen jesus lord truth praying christ jesuschrist bible word godly angels cross faith inspiration jesussaves worship yahweh holyspirit praise spiritualwarfare: OF JESUS DIED FOR US TODAY Today He died. Why do we call this date Good Friday then? We do it because despite all the evil occured on this day, the Son of God worked to fill this day with His goodness and save the world from its own sin and hatred. He alone did it all! He died on that cross, went through the pain of body and soul to make it possible for us to be saved and find the Lord. Remember what Jesus did for us, celebrate Good Friday with those who you love and share the God's grace with them! Bible sonofgod424 God Love Redeemed Saved Christian Christianity Pray Chosen jesus lord truth praying christ jesuschrist bible word godly angels cross faith inspiration jesussaves worship yahweh holyspirit praise spiritualwarfare

Today He died. Why do we call this date Good Friday then? We do it because despite all the evil occured on this day, the Son of God worke...

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