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philosophy-and-coffee: vosh-daemon: theangriestlittleunicorn: csdragon: icecreamsandwichcomics: Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it. Anyway. Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then. Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries! Release them, Fredward Jones. Your hubris will become your undoing…    Hotter take: Freddy doesn’t actually know. The rest of the gang took those mortal forms to fuck with people but they were so endeared by earnest want to solve mysteries and help people that they’re along for the ride. And hey if Shaggy gets bodyslammed hard enough that it should have snapped his spine and he gets up fine after who notices? And if Velma knows things that she shouldn’t know on occasion, things that would have been impossible to notice without some kind of foresight or omniscience- hey, just a coincidence right? And if Daphne conveniently has a medley of strange skills- hey, rich kids are weird, right? It’s not too far fetched for her to have a hobbyist interest fencing, boxing, ballroom dancing, knitting, sewing, modern and antique fashions, and whatever else is relevant to the case at hand.    And as we all know Scooby Doo is canonically related to an elder god anyways. : My alasses! I can see evepthing wthout my glasses VeIma, Stop prepare to be jinkied philosophy-and-coffee: vosh-daemon: theangriestlittleunicorn: csdragon: icecreamsandwichcomics: Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it. Anyway. Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then. Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries! Release them, Fredward Jones. Your hubris will become your undoing…    Hotter take: Freddy doesn’t actually know. The rest of the gang took those mortal forms to fuck with people but they were so endeared by earnest want to solve mysteries and help people that they’re along for the ride. And hey if Shaggy gets bodyslammed hard enough that it should have snapped his spine and he gets up fine after who notices? And if Velma knows things that she shouldn’t know on occasion, things that would have been impossible to notice without some kind of foresight or omniscience- hey, just a coincidence right? And if Daphne conveniently has a medley of strange skills- hey, rich kids are weird, right? It’s not too far fetched for her to have a hobbyist interest fencing, boxing, ballroom dancing, knitting, sewing, modern and antique fashions, and whatever else is relevant to the case at hand.    And as we all know Scooby Doo is canonically related to an elder god anyways.
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<p><a href="https://whostolemymonkey.tumblr.com/post/175598003821/libertarirynn-niccxlomachiavelli" class="tumblr_blog">whostolemymonkey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175597513974/niccxlomachiavelli-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://niccxlomachiavelli.tumblr.com/post/175595418638/celticpyro-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">niccxlomachiavelli</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175594737524/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote> <p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p> </blockquote> <p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p> <p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p> </blockquote> <p>Wait Batter…YOU’RE ASIAN?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>okay, idrc about whether or not papa bear is racist, but look at the covers of both. berenstein is spelt differently on both. now i know i’m not crazy (i was reading a berenstein book to a kid and it was spelt berenstain and i did a double take).</p></blockquote> <p>It’s Berenstain. It’s always been Berenstain. Whoever shopped that first picture also changed the name to fuck with people. This is the original cover:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d685ae66401e0661c8b70da1482ffc64/tumblr_inline_pbfhgwY1MG1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"/></figure></blockquote> <p>That’s not necessarily the “original” cover. When they re-released the series they started including sticker sheets. The actual original copies never had the stickers. You’d have to dig further back to confirm that. </p></blockquote> <p>It’s Berenstain. It has been repeatedly confirmed as Berenstain. It has always been Berenstain.</p>: BerensTein Bears ith By Mike Berenstein <p><a href="https://whostolemymonkey.tumblr.com/post/175598003821/libertarirynn-niccxlomachiavelli" class="tumblr_blog">whostolemymonkey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175597513974/niccxlomachiavelli-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://niccxlomachiavelli.tumblr.com/post/175595418638/celticpyro-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">niccxlomachiavelli</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175594737524/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote> <p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p> </blockquote> <p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p> <p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p> </blockquote> <p>Wait Batter…YOU’RE ASIAN?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>okay, idrc about whether or not papa bear is racist, but look at the covers of both. berenstein is spelt differently on both. now i know i’m not crazy (i was reading a berenstein book to a kid and it was spelt berenstain and i did a double take).</p></blockquote> <p>It’s Berenstain. It’s always been Berenstain. Whoever shopped that first picture also changed the name to fuck with people. This is the original cover:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d685ae66401e0661c8b70da1482ffc64/tumblr_inline_pbfhgwY1MG1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"/></figure></blockquote> <p>That’s not necessarily the “original” cover. When they re-released the series they started including sticker sheets. The actual original copies never had the stickers. You’d have to dig further back to confirm that. </p></blockquote> <p>It’s Berenstain. It has been repeatedly confirmed as Berenstain. It has always been Berenstain.</p>
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<p><a href="https://niccxlomachiavelli.tumblr.com/post/175595418638/celticpyro-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">niccxlomachiavelli</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175594737524/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote> <p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p> </blockquote> <p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p> <p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p> </blockquote> <p>Wait Batter…YOU’RE ASIAN?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>okay, idrc about whether or not papa bear is racist, but look at the covers of both. berenstein is spelt differently on both. now i know i’m not crazy (i was reading a berenstein book to a kid and it was spelt berenstain and i did a double take).</p></blockquote> <p>It’s Berenstain. It’s always been Berenstain. Whoever shopped that first picture also changed the name to fuck with people. This is the original cover:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d685ae66401e0661c8b70da1482ffc64/tumblr_inline_pbfhgwY1MG1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"/></figure>: BerensTein Bears ith By Mike Berenstein <p><a href="https://niccxlomachiavelli.tumblr.com/post/175595418638/celticpyro-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">niccxlomachiavelli</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175594737524/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote> <p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p> </blockquote> <p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p> <p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p> </blockquote> <p>Wait Batter…YOU’RE ASIAN?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>okay, idrc about whether or not papa bear is racist, but look at the covers of both. berenstein is spelt differently on both. now i know i’m not crazy (i was reading a berenstein book to a kid and it was spelt berenstain and i did a double take).</p></blockquote> <p>It’s Berenstain. It’s always been Berenstain. Whoever shopped that first picture also changed the name to fuck with people. This is the original cover:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d685ae66401e0661c8b70da1482ffc64/tumblr_inline_pbfhgwY1MG1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"/></figure>
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