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Bad, Bad Jokes, and Books: deadmomjokes:barfingunicorn:823-hauntingconman:capnskull:the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.“Oh FUCK that’s cold!”when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toiletMy Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and here’s why. There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you weren’t sure how to deal with. I mean, the man’s name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasn’t even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendary—nobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but that’s another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors). Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldn’t hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin. BANG!!!!!!!! Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently I’m pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half. See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think “thunder”. That’s the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see “what was exploding today.” To which Mr. Moses responded, “Nothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.” And that’s when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.
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Bad, Bad Jokes, and Books: give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:snowcoveredsunflower:deadmomjokes:barfingunicorn:823-hauntingconman:deaditeslayer: aranea-mcchattysylph: scrotumcoat: capnskull: the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty. “Oh FUCK that’s cold!” when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toilet My Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and here’s why. There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you weren’t sure how to deal with. I mean, the man’s name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasn’t even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendary—nobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but that’s another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors). Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldn’t hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin. BANG!!!!!!!! Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently I’m pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half. See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think “thunder”. That’s the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see “what was exploding today.” To which Mr. Moses responded, “Nothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.” And that’s when I knew it was going to be the best class ever. Read the whole thing
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Af, Bless Up, and Cum: Taking a sick day to spend time with his penguin @Drsmashlove My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappointment - I think we built it up too much while we were apart 😕." Ok lemme splain y'all. See what happen when u super charged up sexually with someone but y'all geographically apart is, u start getting into wild fantasy situations when discussing what y'all gonna do. It's never like "I'm gonna have passionate, loving missionary sexual relations with you because the distance hath made me crave you, lover 😍." Nah. Hell nah. U gon be way, way overboard with it: "BABY GIRL...WHEN I FUCKING SEE YOU...IMMA...LISTEN...NO, SHUT UP, LISTEN...IMMA SUSPEND YOU UPSIDE DOWN SIDEWAYS FROM THE CEILING KARMA SUTRA STYLE...FINNA LEAP UP ON YOU LIKE SPIDER MAN...GRAB YOUR NECK WITH ONE HAND AND GRAB YOUR HAIR WITH THE OTHER HAND AND SPANK YOU WITH A THIRD TENTACLE OCTOPUS HAND THAT U AIN'T EVEN SEEN YET AND USE MY FOOT TO HIT YOU WITH THAT HITACHI ON FULL JACKHAMMER MODE...FINNA MAKE YOU CUM 783 TIMES MAMA...YOU DON'T EVEN...LISTEN...ON GOD IT'S FINNA BE ON..." Then y'all link up and he mount you and u kiss his neck and say "I missed you daddy" and he gon YOLO everything he done built up deep inside u, shed a single tear, roll over and schleep because that's what a real one gon do if u got that A1 Masterpiece Punani - especially after a long absence? Goner. U feel me? We miss u mama. That's just how it go down. Side note: there's no moral of the story here. I'm not gon say: "tone it down over text." That long distance pen pal shit is sexy AF! Just manage expectations and understand that in person it's gon be a lil different 🤗. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Soon...: Forum Novelties Rainbow Suspenders 80 customer reviews Price: $4.99 & FREE Shipping Note: Not eligible for Amazon Prime. Available with free Prime shipping from other sellers on Amazon Fit: As expected (81 %) Size Name: One Size Fits Most Size Chart Color: Rainbow n Stock Get it as soon as Oct. 27 Nov. 1 when you upgrade to Expedited at checkout. Ships from and sold by OurLive Store. 2" high 11" wide Brand new Fantastic value Classic Robin Williams (Mork & Mindy) Suspenders This posting includes: Rainbow suspenders as featured .Please note that only the items listed above are included Report incorrect product information. Gay Pride suspenders are great. xt By blueyes on May 9, 2012 Size Name: One Size Fits Most Color: Rainbow Verified Purchase Yes, This will this year as I turn 70 years old, I decided to purchase some rainbow suspenders and wear them with a white suit, and purple brooks brothers shirt. l be my 46th march in gay pride, I have never worn and rainbow I could not ask for a better made pair, it seems everytime I need something, Amazon finds it for me and makes it easy for me to purchase. How very wonderful <p><a href="http://sullengirlalmlghty.tumblr.com/post/157597265126/fangirlingoverdemigods-this-is-honestly-just-so" class="tumblr_blog">sullengirlalmlghty</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fangirlingoverdemigods.tumblr.com/post/152479592916">fangirlingoverdemigods</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is honestly just so pure</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AGXT5TQJE5QM4IQHHRBWWXJHEKTA?ie=UTF8&amp;ref_=cm_cr_rdp_pdp_enth">this guy’s reviews are all unbelievably sweet</a></p> <figure data-orig-width="968" data-orig-height="388" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/efde0c1ab26821762cb4656574ae55a1/tumblr_inline_olt7xzIJoN1uwecv9_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="968" data-orig-height="388"/></figure></blockquote>

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Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Soon...: Forum Novelties Rainbow Suspenders 80 customer reviews Price: $4.99 & FREE Shipping Note: Not eligible for Amazon Prime. Available with free Prime shipping from other sellers on Amazon Fit: As expected (81 %) Size Name: One Size Fits Most Size Chart Color: Rainbow n Stock Get it as soon as Oct. 27 Nov. 1 when you upgrade to Expedited at checkout. Ships from and sold by OurLive Store. 2" high 11" wide Brand new Fantastic value Classic Robin Williams (Mork & Mindy) Suspenders This posting includes: Rainbow suspenders as featured .Please note that only the items listed above are included Report incorrect product information. Gay Pride suspenders are great. xt By blueyes on May 9, 2012 Size Name: One Size Fits Most Color: Rainbow Verified Purchase Yes, This will this year as I turn 70 years old, I decided to purchase some rainbow suspenders and wear them with a white suit, and purple brooks brothers shirt. l be my 46th march in gay pride, I have never worn and rainbow I could not ask for a better made pair, it seems everytime I need something, Amazon finds it for me and makes it easy for me to purchase. How very wonderful <p><a href="http://sullengirlalmlghty.tumblr.com/post/157597265126/fangirlingoverdemigods-this-is-honestly-just-so" class="tumblr_blog">sullengirlalmlghty</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fangirlingoverdemigods.tumblr.com/post/152479592916">fangirlingoverdemigods</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is honestly just so pure</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AGXT5TQJE5QM4IQHHRBWWXJHEKTA?ie=UTF8&amp;ref_=cm_cr_rdp_pdp_enth">this guy’s reviews are all unbelievably sweet</a></p> <figure data-orig-width="968" data-orig-height="388" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/efde0c1ab26821762cb4656574ae55a1/tumblr_inline_olt7xzIJoN1uwecv9_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="968" data-orig-height="388"/></figure></blockquote>

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