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Bloods, Bones, and Brains: Oh, the % the Places It'll SNOW sytc Martin ongratulations Today is your day You're offto the Wall You're off and away! You've got sword in your hand, you have taken the black. But once you've said your vows you can never go back. You're on your own. you know what you know. And But unfortunately you know NOTHING on Snow. You'll look down on those kings, some ofthem quite absurd And a few you will say are no more than bastards offire With your head full brains and your blood full The queen that the people below still desire And you may find some folks who don't like your new crown. In that case, of course, you'll march straight into town. You'll feel very small when you're north of the Wall Out there things can happen and frequently do, to kids all alone in the world just like you. And when things start to happen, keep chanting your list. Cross off name after name and you'll surely persist OH! THE PLACES IT'LL SNOW! You'll be up on the Wall! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll stare down through the moon door and look down high heights! You won't lag behind, what you may lack inheight you make up for in wit, you can win every fight! When you sit as the Hand, won't yield to no threats! you erever you go, always pay your debts! you A An Except when you don L Because, sometimes, you won'. I'm sorry to say so but sadly, it's true, Blood spilling and Killin can happen to you. You can get all hung up in that cruel game of thrones You will win or will die and be no more than bones You will press forth claim on the land that is yours. And the chances are, then, that you'll start a few wars. glimpse inflictirc What you fun is not always butthe night issodarki and the terrors have won. You have come to a place where thepeople are liars. where you'll simply beused desires. A place you could lose both your head and your skin! Do you dare Lo stay out? Doyou dare togo in? How much can you lose? How much can you win And I you go in, should you marry or not... the King who mistreats you the Imp as you o or maybe to fee with the man who seems kind? Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find. for a mind-maker-upper to make up hor mind You might fall deep in love, Then he run off to war down long wiggled roads with an army and more and on for miles all covered in gore grind headed, I fear, towards a place you abhor. The Dying Place .....for people just dying Dying from forbidden lust, ora broken pact, an arrow thrust or the men at war, or to make things just ora poisoned drink, or trust or simply dying because they must, or through an act of much disgust, Everyone is just dying. Dying to defend their name or dying as part of the game or dying to remove a claim or dying, perhaps, for a father's scheme or a venomous kiss, or without a scream or a raging boar, or a midnight shit or a golden crown, or abitofwit Everyone is just dying. NO! That's not for you! Somehow you'll escape all that dying and lying You'll leave those dark dungeons, or shame yourself trying. In Lannister armor, you'll ride offto fight Ready to make everything that's wrong right! Ready to kil all the poor wolves insight! oh, the places you go! There are Starks to be stopped! There are boys to be pushed. There are hands to be chopped And thi company of a woman o so tall. you'll begin to have the strangest feelings of all Shame! You'll be shameful as shameful can be, as when you realize the things that you've done for Cersci. Except when you don't Because, sometimes you won't. I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play that game of queens. Games you can't win but will try by all means Almost Queen! Whether you like it or not. fiancée will be something you'll be quite a lot. And when you're almost queen, there's a very good chance you'll meet men that scare you right out of your pants There are some down the road by Baclor and the Red Keep, that can scare you so much that you'll just want to weep. But on you will go Z though the tides look quite meek On you will go not as Theon, but Reek. On you will go though the flayed men will shriek. Across frothy waters, the Ironborn cry though you may be dying what's dead may never die. On and on you will march, And I know you'll march far and face up the White Walkers wherever they are You'll have missteps, of course, as you already know. You'll hear whispers from many small birds as you go. So be sure when you plot, plot with care and great matter. Remember chaos is no pit it's a ladder. Just never forget to keep your friends down low, for a very small man can cast a large shadow And will you succeed? Yes! You will. indeed! bleed) (At least for a time till you most likely D. YOU'LL FLY DRAGONS So be your name Jon Snow or Arya or Bran Tyrion or Dany Tangaryen. You've come to Great Places! Today is your day! The Game of Thrones is waiting So...go on and play! I wrote and illustrated a Game of Thrones version of Doctor Seuss' "Oh, the Places You'll Go."