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When most people think of a dream vacation Bruh they imagine sailing in a tropical location then hopping off the deck and swimming with dolphins hi fiving mermaids and sipping coconut juice out of a coconut on the beach while they sunbathe with cucumbers on they eyes. Me? Fuck nah. I dream of schleep. Like I'm so chronically underslept from work that my fantasy is spending an entire week with a beautiful woman who argues too much in a remote location napping in a comfortable, five star hotel bed with lots of pillows where we can occasionally wake up and order room service or perhaps a Papa John's pizza and I can pour Papa John's secret recipe Garlic Sauce onto her boobies and scrape it off using pizza crust that we can both nibble on while watching the show Chopped on repeat and then going back to schleep. And we'll spend exactly one hour napping by the hotel pool while the Filipino maid make the room nice again. U feel me? "Here go a 20, Malaya. Sorry there's Garlic Butter on the sheets we were a lil reckless. Yes that's jizz too I get horny when I've slept a lot ☺️. I'll tip you like this daily since you stuck with me for a week. Besos mama bless up thank you." Like that's where smash is at right now. Who wanna hibernate with smash WeekOfSchleep Leh go 😍😂😂😂: Oh hello there (a DrSmashlove When most people think of a dream vacation Bruh they imagine sailing in a tropical location then hopping off the deck and swimming with dolphins hi fiving mermaids and sipping coconut juice out of a coconut on the beach while they sunbathe with cucumbers on they eyes. Me? Fuck nah. I dream of schleep. Like I'm so chronically underslept from work that my fantasy is spending an entire week with a beautiful woman who argues too much in a remote location napping in a comfortable, five star hotel bed with lots of pillows where we can occasionally wake up and order room service or perhaps a Papa John's pizza and I can pour Papa John's secret recipe Garlic Sauce onto her boobies and scrape it off using pizza crust that we can both nibble on while watching the show Chopped on repeat and then going back to schleep. And we'll spend exactly one hour napping by the hotel pool while the Filipino maid make the room nice again. U feel me? "Here go a 20, Malaya. Sorry there's Garlic Butter on the sheets we were a lil reckless. Yes that's jizz too I get horny when I've slept a lot ☺️. I'll tip you like this daily since you stuck with me for a week. Besos mama bless up thank you." Like that's where smash is at right now. Who wanna hibernate with smash WeekOfSchleep Leh go 😍😂😂😂
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Via @carthrottlenews - The Ford Mustang has been given a totally unexpected two-star safety rating by Euro NCAP. It’s the first car from a major manufacturer to score so low for almost a decade, and it’s not ideal for something that’s not that likely to make it to the end of its life without being crashed at least once. - The punishing Euro NCAP tests showed up major issues with airbags not protecting occupants properly, rear passengers slipping beneath seat belts and a lack of active safety technology like autonomous braking systems. - For comparison, the Dacia Sandero scored four of out five stars. In 2013. - In the frontal offset impact test, neither of the front airbags inflated enough to fully protect the occupants, and in the side impact test the ‘10-year-old’ dummy’s head actually squashed right through the under-inflated curtain airbag and hit the door trim. - Thatcham Research’s Director of Research, Matthew Avery, even went as far as to say that the test result “makes it unsuitable for carrying rear passengers.” - “On top this, it does not have basic life-saving technology like Autonomous Emergency Braking (AEB) that is available even on the Ford Fiesta, and the recently launched Ford Edge,” he said. - Ford has countered with assertions that the facelifted model, to be released in Europe later this year, will score higher. The newer model will have pre-collision assist and lane-keeping assist as standard. - If you already own one, though, you might want to avoid driving into anything solid.: HH NEWS MUSTANG 2016 FORD CENf612 Ford Mustang Records Shock Two-Star Euro NCAP Safety Score Via @carthrottlenews - The Ford Mustang has been given a totally unexpected two-star safety rating by Euro NCAP. It’s the first car from a major manufacturer to score so low for almost a decade, and it’s not ideal for something that’s not that likely to make it to the end of its life without being crashed at least once. - The punishing Euro NCAP tests showed up major issues with airbags not protecting occupants properly, rear passengers slipping beneath seat belts and a lack of active safety technology like autonomous braking systems. - For comparison, the Dacia Sandero scored four of out five stars. In 2013. - In the frontal offset impact test, neither of the front airbags inflated enough to fully protect the occupants, and in the side impact test the ‘10-year-old’ dummy’s head actually squashed right through the under-inflated curtain airbag and hit the door trim. - Thatcham Research’s Director of Research, Matthew Avery, even went as far as to say that the test result “makes it unsuitable for carrying rear passengers.” - “On top this, it does not have basic life-saving technology like Autonomous Emergency Braking (AEB) that is available even on the Ford Fiesta, and the recently launched Ford Edge,” he said. - Ford has countered with assertions that the facelifted model, to be released in Europe later this year, will score higher. The newer model will have pre-collision assist and lane-keeping assist as standard. - If you already own one, though, you might want to avoid driving into anything solid.
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