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Alive, Cars, and Crime: Dear Portsmouth, NH and Bspecially the Parking Clerk s Last June I had a walking arourn my girlfriend. I bought t puppets. We stopped in cute shops, ate a popov nice. erful day walking around in your historic downtown with wo puppets, who turned out to be gay. Just kidding, they're er and saw Black David Cross. It was dshield was a ticket. โ€œWhat could ll the Then - when we returned to our car on my win this possibly be for?" I thought. I paid for three hou two-_ rs of parking (but only used you're welcome, Portsmouth), Is it a crime in Portsmouth to not use a wiyou bought? How'd you know I'd be back early? Do you have a PreCrime division? Why are your PreCops working on traffic tickets? Shouldn't they be out or'eventing Street Performers before they happen? But, no. I read the violation backed into a spot and wer 07 direction e fined $15 for being "parked in wrong What kind of a horses&eit charge is that? It's illegal to back into a spot? Before I em- barrass and not considered a part of Iran? You're probably thinking, "We you'd simply first gone to the City Clerk's Office website, clicked on City of Ports- myself, I want to make sure that Porismouth is still inside the United States ll, if before visiting Portsmouth, like everyone else - mouth Ordinances and looked in Chapter Seven - Vehicles, Trafflc and Parking. Right in section 7.316: BACK TO CURB it says, 'No vehiole shall remain backed up to the curb." Similarly, if you had gone to my website before I came to your city and clicked on Eugene's Ordinances, you'd know that Don't Steal My Money" in section 8.2 in Chapter One under "F%#k You 15 it says, "F%#k you don't steal my money." But even if I had not an official copy no area code? Am I gone to your website - it states that the online ordinances are that for the official ordinances, I have to call 610-7245. Why calling from a local payphone in 1986? But instead, I foolishly around for signs, both real and from God. I saw nothing, but I heard God's and he said, "This is f%#xing bull$&it. You need to write them a letter." voice, Lastly, as you know, New Hampshire's state motto is General John Stark's cele- brated quote, "Live Free or Die," which he famously said before attempting the first recorded self-BJ. If John Stark was alive today, he would be 287 years old - also, right after learning about cars, General Stark would then be disgusted to discover that Portsmouth doesn't even give people the freedom to back into a spot- which by your own state's twisted logic, turns my $15 ticket- into a fight to the death. With Great Disappointment In You Eugene Mirma Paid for by Eugene Mirman The Best Full Page Ad Ever
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Birthday, Tumblr, and Happy Birthday: lorddofthisworldd: Happy Birthday to my beloved Ronnie.. โ€จJuly 10, 1942 - Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

lorddofthisworldd: Happy Birthday to my beloved Ronnie.. โ€จJuly 10, 1942 - Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

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Barney, Creepy, and Driving: BETTY AND BARNEY HILL INCIDENT On the night of September 19-20. 1961 Portsmouth. NH couple Betty and Barney Hill experienced a close encounter with an unidentified flying object and two hours of lost time while driving south on Rte 3 near Lincoln. They filed an official Air Force Project Blue Book report of a brightly lit cigar-shaped craft the next day but were not public with their story until it was leaked in the Boston Traveler In 1965. This was the first widely-reported UFO abduction report In the United States. TG. The Paranormal Guide New Hampshire: First Alien Abduction New Hampshire isnt always the first place you think of when you think of aliens, but according to urban legend, it is the home of the very first alien abduction. Betty and Barney Hill were driving home one night when they saw a strange light in the sky. After watching it for a few moments, they went to drive home, but found it was a few hours later than it was only moments before. Under hypnotism, they remembered being probed and experimented on. Follow @the.paranormal.guide for more! . . . . . HASHTAGS BELOW . . . . . . . . . . . scary creepy gore horrormovie blood horrorfan love horrorjunkie ahs twd horror supernatural horroraddict makeup murder spooky terror creepypasta evil metal bloody follow paranormal ghost haunted me serialkiller like4like deepweb

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Arsenal, Barcelona, and Chelsea: 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 PEMAIN DENGAN TRANSFER TERMAHAL DI MASING MASINGUSIA Source: Sportdeccom Shey John Samuel ETO'o OJO STONES MK Dons Liverpool, 2011 22 30 Everton Man City, 2016 ยฃ47.26M ยฃ22.95M ยฃ2.13M Fran Gabrie Pau POGBA. MERIDA BATISTUTA 31 Barcelona Arsenal 2005 Juventus Man Utd, 2016 Fiorentina Roma, 2000 ยฃ89.25M ยฃ27.63M ยฃ2.72M Theo Gareth Shay WALCOTT BALE GIVEN 32 Southampton Arsenal, 2006 Tottenham Real Madrid, 2013 Man City 2009 ยฃ85.85M ยฃ8.93M ยฃ7.65M Alexandre Claudio OSCAR PATO BRAVO 25 33 ernacional-AC Milan, 2007 Chelsea Shanghai SIPG, 2017 Barcelona-Man City 2016 ยฃ8.93M E51M ยฃ15.3M THURAM Angel Luke SHAW DI MARIA 34 Juventus Barcelona, 2006 26 Real Madrid Man Utd, 2014 Southampton Man Utd, 2014 ยฃ4.25M ยฃ63.75M ยฃ31.88M Luis Anthony ZE ROBERTO SUAREZ MARTIAL 35 Bayern Munich Hamburg, 2009 27 Liverpool-Barcelona, 2014 Monaco Man Utd, 20 ยฃ3.4M ยฃ69.46M ยฃ42.5M David Gonzalo Raheem JAMES HIGUAIN STERLING 36 28 Man City Portsmouth, 2006 Napoli Juventus 2016 Liverpool Man City 2015 ยฃ76.5M ยฃ53.13M ยฃ1.45M Zinedine Brad ZIDANE NEYMAR FRIEDEL 29 Juventus Real Madrid, 2001 37 Blackburn Rovers Aston Villa, ยฃ62.48M ยฃ74.97M l ยฃ2.13M Pemain dengan transfer termahal di masing-masing usia (usia saat diboyong klub yg bersangkutan) Mana pemain favoritmu? ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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