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Clothes, Comfortable, and Crying: professorpineapple you're an art model does that mean you're NAKED? yeah whoa....those lucky artists:)" .buddy professorpineapple idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like there's at least ten people in the room and we're all tired and covered in charcoal the dude in front who's staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he's almost out of paint. he is crying askfordoodles burg branch-and-root The ice burg being frozen solid because there are NEVER ENOUGH SPACE HEATERS angryfishtrap I was an artist's model in uni since it paid better than any other student work position. Did a life drawing class one semester despite it being an unheated old building in the winter evenings, because the instructor was a decent fellow who always had extra space heaters. So there I am one evening, exhausted from my team's afternoon practice but I'm in a comfortable position on a padded stool, ready to hold the position for like fifteen minutes. Space heaters all around me spotlights on me to get shadows in interesting places. Beyond the red glow of the heaters and the hot-white of the spotlights, the massive drafty room is dark and quiet, broken only by the instructor's whispers and the scratch of charcoal on paper. Me, I'm just dozing, cause my ancient dorm was heated with creaky old steampipes that never really got warm, and with the new extra-powered space heater alongside the others, that night was the warmest l'd been in a month. I dozed, basking in the glorious warmth. And then I fell asleep. And then I fell off the stool. I woke up rather abruptly on the cold wooden platform, and looked up to see an entire ring of terrified and worried faces around me Everyone had their hands up, ready to help me up, except no one had touched me. Naked chick laid out face-down on the floor, and all the men and women were suddenly acutely aware they couldn't just grab a half-asleep dazed naked chick. Fortunately someone had the bright idea to tear the sheet down from the backdrop, lay it over me as a wrap, and then everyone was quick to help me up. After that, the instructor and students got used to taking turns talking to me, just to make sure I wasn't dozing off. Which was weird, at first, because l'd done two semesters just being a silent prop, and now I was interacting. It gave the class a vibe completely unlike any other I'd modeled for and it ended up one of my favorite modeling experiences. postscript: months later, walking on campus with someone who'd eventually become my spouse, we passed some guys on the main path. One of them stopped, peered at me and then said hello, excitedly, saying, "sorry, I didn't recognize you, I've never seen you with your clothes on! whitebear-ofthe-watertribe This is honestly so delightful and accurate thenightingalelily The only situation where saying "T've never seen you with your clothes on" is a completely normal thing to say Source: professorpineapple Art modelling
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Animals, Comfortable, and Dogs: lochnessmonsterofficial: Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don't mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he's a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird thing and I didn't figure out why until last night I'm a stomach-sleoper, while the rest of my family are back-sleepers. So Remmy has taken up this very different behavior with me (my fomily says he doesn't do it with them). It always takes me a while to settle down, but when I do, Remmy takes his head off of his paws and rests it square in the center of my back So I'm thinking, "What's the point of that? It can't bo comfortable. It cranes his neck in a funny way, and besides, every time I breathe his head goes up and down. That's a weird thing. SoI formulate a hypothesis, and test it Last night,Igot comfortable, Remmy put his head on my back, I waited a while, then I held my breath. It took him a while to react, but when he did he fuckin lost it. He started whining and yipping, and repeatedly licking my face and hands. And I was like oh my god Conclusion: my dog noticed that I slept in a way that was different from the rest of my family, thought "that kid is gonna die and made sure that I never stopped breathing in the middle of the night Doas aref ckin smart as hell. What a wonderful animal Dogs are the greatest. Pets are the greatest!!! ANIMALS ARE THE GREATEST!!! (Check link in bio!) funnyfriday funnytumblr tumblr funny tumblrtextpost funnytumblrtextpost funny haha humor hilarious
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