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Anaconda, Bad, and Energy: tRI 100% 3:18 AM Vanessa Ok so want you to imagine we've got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with several wheels of cheddar cheese Now, just behind it, you'll see a reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500, this one filled with delicious gouda, still wrapped in wax, Behind that vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup SR5, freshly painted and with a load of fresh Bleu cheese in the back. Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge Ram 2500, the rear bed containing several large slices of Swiss cheese gently baking in the hot sun. Look I know it's not much but it's the best cheesy pick-up line I could come up with ngo Wow that was a mouthful and arn adventure Imfao Choose your own adventure! For a low energy effort segue from the line, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B, Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks! Anyways what are you up to B: I've got another mouthful for you here if you're up for it C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste inglés. Puedo intentar seguir flirteando en español pero mis habilidades españolas son pobres 6 min ng See it's times like this where I wish I knew spanish Btw this is amazing I'm very impressed Vanessa 54min ag0 For a low effort reply, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B. Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was possible to live down here without knowing any Spanish B: If I can get them digits I'll send you a photo of something else that'll impress C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos de humor tardio, normaimente soy mejor en este tipo de cosas 47 min、ago Omg I'm having my friend translate this Spanish me Choose your own adventure! A for standard low effort response, B for overly-sexual response, y C para Español A: Haha your friend will probably be able to tell you how bad my Spanish actually is. In fact, I've been using Google translate to help. But shh keep that on the down low... Our B: This Spanish friend of yours single? 1 always had a thing for C: Lo sentimos, pero Google translate ha detectado un error. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde. 4 min ago 1. My friend isn't a girl 2. Why you tryna get with my friend here when you're talking to 3. That spanish part was funny why'd you send me that Imfao Vanessa 26 min ago Choose your own adventure! A for standard response, B for overly- sexual response, y C para Español. A: My apologies, B can sometimes get a little out of hand. I'm not interested in the friend. It's just that B tries hard to be overly sexual and when the only thing in your reply was that you're having a friend translate, he had to run with it. He means well and deep down B is actually a mature and reasonable C: Has enviado demasiadas solicitudes de traducción. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde min ag Boy you're ridiculous I can't keep up with 3 GIF a message tindershwinder: Triple threat

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Anaconda, Bad, and Energy: tRI 100% 3:18 AM Vanessa Ok so want you to imagine we've got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with several wheels of cheddar cheese Now, just behind it, you'll see a reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500, this one filled with delicious gouda, still wrapped in wax, Behind that vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup SR5, freshly painted and with a load of fresh Bleu cheese in the back. Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge Ram 2500, the rear bed containing several large slices of Swiss cheese gently baking in the hot sun. Look I know it's not much but it's the best cheesy pick-up line I could come up with ngo Wow that was a mouthful and arn adventure Imfao Choose your own adventure! For a low energy effort segue from the line, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B, Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks! Anyways what are you up to B: I've got another mouthful for you here if you're up for it C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste inglés. Puedo intentar seguir flirteando en español pero mis habilidades españolas son pobres 6 min ng See it's times like this where I wish I knew spanish Btw this is amazing I'm very impressed Vanessa 54min ag0 For a low effort reply, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B. Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was possible to live down here without knowing any Spanish B: If I can get them digits I'll send you a photo of something else that'll impress C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos de humor tardio, normaimente soy mejor en este tipo de cosas 47 min、ago Omg I'm having my friend translate this Spanish me Choose your own adventure! A for standard low effort response, B for overly-sexual response, y C para Español A: Haha your friend will probably be able to tell you how bad my Spanish actually is. In fact, I've been using Google translate to help. But shh keep that on the down low... Our B: This Spanish friend of yours single? 1 always had a thing for C: Lo sentimos, pero Google translate ha detectado un error. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde. 4 min ago 1. My friend isn't a girl 2. Why you tryna get with my friend here when you're talking to 3. That spanish part was funny why'd you send me that Imfao Vanessa 26 min ago Choose your own adventure! A for standard response, B for overly- sexual response, y C para Español. A: My apologies, B can sometimes get a little out of hand. I'm not interested in the friend. It's just that B tries hard to be overly sexual and when the only thing in your reply was that you're having a friend translate, he had to run with it. He means well and deep down B is actually a mature and reasonable C: Has enviado demasiadas solicitudes de traducción. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde min ag Boy you're ridiculous I can't keep up with 3 GIF a message Triple threat

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Bad, Baked, and Chicago: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 7-04 PM Erin yo erin. hate to break it to you but i'm more of a fruit guy big mango fan. hope that doesn't diminish any of my chances here Tue, Jun & 12:03AM alright, erin. I went out of my way to eat some vegetables today. figured it'd give me a reason to hit you up had kale, i almost died not a big fan, but i'm gonna keep looking until i find a vegetable will keep you posted Wed, Jun 8, 5:43 PM l put lettuce in my chipotle bowl today pretty good, but not the best. still GIF Type a message T-Moble Wi-FI :04 PM Erin Fri Jah 8, 3:44 PM saw a woman at panera today eating a salad; made me think of you Sun, Jun 10 605 PM went out for dinner last night and had a very nice thai salad, best vegetable dish i've had all weekl getting closer to finding that favorite veggie. i'll be in Fri, Jun 1,7 79 PM had late lunch at california pizza kitchen with my film partner and documentary professor-we're working on this documentary about a wrongful conviction and police corruption, in case you were wondering-and i had bbq chicken chopped salad, as well as a slice of wild mushroom pizza the salad wasn't bad. the whole concept of cold, crunchy water with dressing is, uhh, an acquired taste. i'm there T-Mobie Wi-Fi 7:04 PM Enn wasn't the biggest fan of the mushroom pizza, it was a stumble out of my comfort zone. my palate wasn't ready and it wasn't very appetizing i'm in search for a favorite vegetable and im out here eating fungus. better luck next time we'll be in touch Tue, Jun 19 725 PM hey! i went to panera today and had chicken noodle soup. that one had carrots, onion, and celery. very delish but soups are i want to be able to find a vegetable i can enjoy unadulterated. the search continues! Today 12:07 PM hey, long time no talk. hope you're doing well. i know i am. i had on my parmesan panko crusted chicken yesterday at the wedding i was shooting. it was delicious reminded me that i need more parsley in my life. i'm probably gonna make pasta aglio e olio at some point in the next week or two. thatll be really delicious and won't be short in parsley, ill be back soon with my INDER Erin sent you a new message T-Mobie Wi-FI 5:28 PM わィ蠪88% - reminded me that I need more parsley in my life. I'm probably gonna make pasta aglio e olio at some point in the next week or two. that'll be really delicious and won't be short in parsley, i-ll be back soon with m hi erin, yesterday i had a bbq chicken flatbread from panera and it was very decent. it had spinach, cilantro and fried onions which really compliment the bbq chicken and it was all held together by mozzarella and smoked gouda in a warm, freshly baked good stuff but i know i can do better! pasta aglio e olio still to come :) talk to you soon Today 8-20P HELLO!!! I AM IN CHICAGO!!! LETS EAT SOME VEGETABLES YOU DEDICATED SOUL Send Never Give Up (her bio said Tell me your favorite vegetable, so my friend pulled through)

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Being Alone, Bad, and Funny: @adamantpangoro can cheese go bad? im eatin this cheese and its tastes funny but im also hungry 9:42 PM 28 Jan 2017 II D 0:42/8:08 Gordon Ramsay Answers Cooking Questions From Twitter | WIRED WIRED Subscribe 17,824 views II I 0:47/8:08 Gordon Ramsay Answers Cooking Questions From Twitter | WIRED WIRED Subscribe 764,749 17,824 views <p><a href="http://catchaglimpseofalleble.tumblr.com/post/160882183184/libertarirynn-kidlazer-please-leave-gordon" class="tumblr_blog">catchaglimpseofalleble</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/160881273679/kidlazer-please-leave-gordon-alone-really" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kidlazer.tumblr.com/post/160880305139/please-leave-gordon-alone" class="tumblr_blog">kidlazer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>please leave gordon alone</p></blockquote> <p>Really though cheese is basically just cultivated mold. It’s hard for it to go bad though I won’t say impossible.</p></blockquote> <p>That’s a joke. Right?</p></blockquote> <p>No? Hard cheeses will keep for months and months. You just need to cut extra mold off of them. Cheese like Gorgonzola/bleu cheese is almost entirely mold. I know I&rsquo;ve eaten quite old bleu cheese with no issue. Soft cheeses like cottage or cream cheese are different story since they have a high moisture content. But even they take a while before they get bad. At least a few weeks. If you see mold it&rsquo;s probably best to toss them. Semi-soft cheeses like Gouda last awhile but not quite as long as hard ones.</p>

catchaglimpseofalleble: libertarirynn: kidlazer: please leave gordon alone Really though cheese is basically just cultivated mold. It’s ...