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Bitch, Fucking, and Gif: Brie Larson@brielarson 14h I merely smiled at a TSA agent and he asked for my phone number. To live life as a woman is to live life on the defense. Andy York @AndyYork8 14h number. It's not an assault. Just politely say no and move on. Brie Larson@brielarson 14h What you are saying is 1 was asking for it -a phrase that has disregarded a females experience for... .the whole time. Replying to @brielarson You weren't asking for it when Tom Hiddleston was blatantly staring at your cleavage yet you brushed it off like it was nothing Why? Just because Tom Hiddleston is a charming, handsome A list actor? 11:34 AM 11 May 2018 3 Retweets 87 Likes nunyabizni: siryouarebeingmocked: If you’re average it’s sexual assault, if you’re rich, handsome, and famous it’s flattering. I thought this was already well established. “Oh So YoU’rE sAyInG i WaS aSkInG fOr It????”Asking for what, bitch? He didn’t fucking rape you. He literally just asked a question.

Android, Phone, and Work: SECRET CODES FOR ANDROID #31# "phone number" Hides your number in all outgoing calls. Shows your IMEl information. * #* #4636#*#* Shows Wi-Fi signal, battery, usage statistics, and other information. An instant return to factory settings (Hard Reset). Deletes applications only *#*#7780#*#* Listen to recordings of your voice during the last 20 phone calls. *#*#8351#*#* O BRIGHTSIDE Everyone has a cell phone in their pocket, but few people know about the hidden opportunities available by pressing certain key combinations. There are many of these codes: some of them work with all phones, others only with certain models. The Bright Side team has gathered the most interesting combinations that will give you access to the hidden functions of your phone.

Everyone has a cell phone in their pocket, but few people know about the hidden opportunities available by pressing certain key combinations...

Anna, Clothes, and Crazy: $42% 14:45 Anna Today 12:10 I haven't seen you in forever Have you been visiting your fellow angels up in Heaven? Ps. Always wanted to use this as a text opener Are you my wallet? Because l want to fill you up Ps. I just had nothing to respond with so I saw my empty wallet. Today 13:00o Do you like vegetables, Because i like you from head tomatoesb At least something is empty Are you a salad, because l'd stay away from you until there was some meat in you Let's do some math. Add bed subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply My tongue hasn't been to the gym in a while, mind sitting on my face and letting my tongue work out? Do you want to do 68? go down on you, and you owe you Are you my TV because i need to beat you to make you work Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause l can see myself in your pants! Let's recreate our parents lives I act like I love you, I get you pregnant and then go move to the middle East under a different identity Oh that would be lovely. When and where? They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body Want to fight? I'd like to request a handicap, my tongue isn't strong enough to fight your tongue, How about I fight your clit? Today 14:02 Did your license get suspended for driving all these tinder girls crazy? I think you should bulk up a bit,I can offer some of my protein to you Today 14:41 Would you f*ck a stranger? No? Then let me introduce myself, my name is Anna I also require a phone number before I fuck someone, consider that my engagement proposal Sent Type a message.... GIF The pick up line show down of 2019

Phone, Phone Number, and Yes: Please enter your phone number 103- 6 9 5 3 0 Please enter your phone number 1238675308 reset Submit Please enter your phone number. 2158559745 Please enter your phone number: Area code: Choose File 718.txt First 3 digits: Choose File 873.txt Last four digits: Chooile No file chosen Is this your phone number? 9877393723 Yes No circle your number

circle your number

Bad, Click, and Facetime: Andy Baio @waxpancake 15 h Want to see a really bad bug? You can FaceTime any iOS device running 12.1 and listen in remotely-WITHOUT THE OTHER PERSON ANSWERING THE CALL. (via @bzamayo) Conversation with r Major FaceTime bug lets you hear the audio of the person you are calling, 9to5mac.com 619 t11,6K 13,7K Andy Baio @waxpancake 1. Start a FaceTime video call 2. While it's still ringing, swipe up from the bottom of the screen an click "Add Person." 3. Add your own phone number to the call You'll now be able to hear the microphone from the other device even if the owner is nowhere nearby Nice little bug, no biggie

Nice little bug, no biggie

Phone, Phone Number, and Yes: Please enter your phone number 103- 6 9 5 3 0 Please enter your phone number 1238675308 reset Submit Please enter your phone number. 2158559745 Please enter your phone number: Area code: Choose File 718.txt First 3 digits: Choose File 873.txt Last four digits: Chooile No file chosen Is this your phone number? 9877393723 Yes No circle your number

circle your number

Phone, Phone Number, and Yes: Please enter your phone number 103- 6 9 5 3 0 Please enter your phone number 1238675308 reset Submit Please enter your phone number. 2158559745 Please enter your phone number: Area code: Choose File 718.txt First 3 digits: Choose File 873.txt Last four digits: Chooile No file chosen Is this your phone number? 9877393723 Yes No circle your number

circle your number

Dad, Driving, and Girls: Garbagemen of reddit, what's the most memorable thing you've found in the trash? Discussion 8.9k -1.5k Share Award BEST COMMENTS deanjarois ⑤ 4画. 5h Not a garbage man, but my dad was before I was born. He's found old fishing lures, a Bulova watch, but most importantly... My dad was the driver who had this one girl's garbage route, and every time the girl would hear the truck she'd get all the last minute garbage from the house and take it out so she could get a good look at all the garbage men. And she was interested in my dad. She even scheduled her radiography classes AROUND trash collection day, just so she'd be home. When my dad noticed the trend, he'd often switch roles with one of the guys on the back of the truck so he could take the girl's last minute garbage from her and toss it in. This went on for months. One day, the girl's father locked her out of the house and said he wouldn't let her back in until she gave her phone number to one of the garbage men. Coincidentally this was one day my dad was driving. She took the trash up to the guy on the back and she asked him, "Hey, is your driver seeing anyone?" The guy yelled to my dad "Hey Keith, are you seeing anyone?!?!" And this is how my dad found his most valuable treasure, my mom, in the garbage. They've been happily married for almost 26 years. Wholesome 😊

Wholesome 😊

Facebook, Mr. Krabs, and Parents: 4 blackfairypresident Yall this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my "rude" behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page BG BlackGwinnett Are you still a cashier at The Krusty Krab Yesterday at 11:56 PM Like BG BlackGwinnett I will be contacting your employer and your parents relatives Yesterday at 11:57 PM Like SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM ourspecial She is going to call a phone number and ask, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make Source: blackfairypresi 38,113 notes Lady was dead serious

Lady was dead serious

Facebook, Mr. Krabs, and Parents: 4 blackfairypresident Yall this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my "rude" behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page BG BlackGwinnett Are you still a cashier at The Krusty Krab Yesterday at 11:56 PM Like BG BlackGwinnett I will be contacting your employer and your parents relatives Yesterday at 11:57 PM Like SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM ourspecial She is going to call a phone number and ask, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make Source: blackfairypresi 38,113 notes Damn lady

Damn lady

Andrew Bogut, Dad, and Driving: ? r/AskReddit u/vaultmaira 12h Garbagemen of reddit, what's the most memorable thing you've found in the trash? Discussion 110.5k 1.7k Share Award BEST COMMENTS JigglyPumpkin S.7h My dad was doing some work at a mall and noticed e. NotShannon 11h PS3. Their kid must have dummied the CatV jack, becaus... MemeDeli 11h A corpse that turned out to be a Halloween prop. It scared.. billbapapa 10h My friend works at the recycling and garbage Center. He s.. deanjarois 55h Not a garbage man, but my dad was before I was born He's found old fishing lures, a Bulova watch, but most importantly... My dad was the driver who had this one girl's garbage route, and every time the girl would hear the truck she'd get all the last minute garbage from the house and take it out so she could get a good look at all the garbage men. And she was interested in my dad. She even scheduled her radiography classes AROUND trash collection day, just so she'd be home. When my dad noticed the trend, he'd often switch roles with one of the guys on the back of the truck so he could take the girl's last minute garbage from her and toss it in. This went on for months. One day, the girl's father locked her out of the house and said he wouldn't let her back in until she gave her phone number to one of the garbage men. Coincidentally this was one day my dad was driving. She took the trash up to the guy on the back and she asked him, "Hey, is your driver seeing anyone?" The guy yelled to my dad "Hey Keith, are you seeing anyone?!?!" And this is how my dad found his most valuable treasure, my mom, in the garbage. They've been happily married for almost 26 years. Reply 8.7k 88 more replies On Ask Reddit

On Ask Reddit

Andrew Bogut, Dad, and Driving: ? r/AskReddit u/vaultmaira 12h Garbagemen of reddit, what's the most memorable thing you've found in the trash? Discussion 110.5k 1.7k Share Award BEST COMMENTS JigglyPumpkin S.7h My dad was doing some work at a mall and noticed e. NotShannon 11h PS3. Their kid must have dummied the CatV jack, becaus... MemeDeli 11h A corpse that turned out to be a Halloween prop. It scared.. billbapapa 10h My friend works at the recycling and garbage Center. He s.. deanjarois 55h Not a garbage man, but my dad was before I was born He's found old fishing lures, a Bulova watch, but most importantly... My dad was the driver who had this one girl's garbage route, and every time the girl would hear the truck she'd get all the last minute garbage from the house and take it out so she could get a good look at all the garbage men. And she was interested in my dad. She even scheduled her radiography classes AROUND trash collection day, just so she'd be home. When my dad noticed the trend, he'd often switch roles with one of the guys on the back of the truck so he could take the girl's last minute garbage from her and toss it in. This went on for months. One day, the girl's father locked her out of the house and said he wouldn't let her back in until she gave her phone number to one of the garbage men. Coincidentally this was one day my dad was driving. She took the trash up to the guy on the back and she asked him, "Hey, is your driver seeing anyone?" The guy yelled to my dad "Hey Keith, are you seeing anyone?!?!" And this is how my dad found his most valuable treasure, my mom, in the garbage. They've been happily married for almost 26 years. Reply 8.7k 88 more replies On Ask Reddit

On Ask Reddit

Andrew Bogut, Dad, and Driving: ? r/AskReddit u/vaultmaira 12h Garbagemen of reddit, what's the most memorable thing you've found in the trash? Discussion 110.5k 1.7k Share Award BEST COMMENTS JigglyPumpkin S.7h My dad was doing some work at a mall and noticed e. NotShannon 11h PS3. Their kid must have dummied the CatV jack, becaus... MemeDeli 11h A corpse that turned out to be a Halloween prop. It scared.. billbapapa 10h My friend works at the recycling and garbage Center. He s.. deanjarois 55h Not a garbage man, but my dad was before I was born He's found old fishing lures, a Bulova watch, but most importantly... My dad was the driver who had this one girl's garbage route, and every time the girl would hear the truck she'd get all the last minute garbage from the house and take it out so she could get a good look at all the garbage men. And she was interested in my dad. She even scheduled her radiography classes AROUND trash collection day, just so she'd be home. When my dad noticed the trend, he'd often switch roles with one of the guys on the back of the truck so he could take the girl's last minute garbage from her and toss it in. This went on for months. One day, the girl's father locked her out of the house and said he wouldn't let her back in until she gave her phone number to one of the garbage men. Coincidentally this was one day my dad was driving. She took the trash up to the guy on the back and she asked him, "Hey, is your driver seeing anyone?" The guy yelled to my dad "Hey Keith, are you seeing anyone?!?!" And this is how my dad found his most valuable treasure, my mom, in the garbage. They've been happily married for almost 26 years. Reply 8.7k 88 more replies On Ask Reddit via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2FZB4Fy

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Bitch, Memes, and Phone: Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho. GOTCHA BITCH!!

News, Phone, and Teacher: priceofliberty Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking NEWS WITH VIDEO-Economy Jobs -News IS SUE 50-12-Mar 25, 2014 10 9K 1.4K ผู 49 alking Right Up And skin 73r Fun story my history teacher told us: his grandfather during the industrial revolution walked past a flyer which said "looking for smart strong boys" so he went into the factory, said "i'm strong and smart", and he had that job from age 13 to 78 kaiitea and this is why they expect the younger generation to simply "get a job" ahh it's so much clearer now entwinedmoon act that there's no such thin in, anymore #like the majority of jobs you'd actually want require online applications g as 'just walkin re l (via halffizzbin) Here's another fun story: My boss decided to slap my work phone number on all the ads we post looking for newspaper carriers. So l receive a bunch of calls from people looking for jobs. Working only part time, I'm not usu- ally there when they call, so they have to leave a message and I take their info to pass on to my boss. Sometimes it can be weeks before my boss calls any of these applicants back, if at all. How the callers respond to not getting a callback varies. Most don't do anything, but some call again. If the person sounds young, they may leave another message clarifying their qualifications and reaffirming thein interest. If the person is old, and I can always hear it in their voice, they respond by getting mad, threatening to cancel their newspaper subscription, and occasionally swearing. The older generation is used to getting a callback, and an immediate one, so they throw a tantrum when they don't get what they want. And everyone calls Millennials entitled truckerjbthemd Mind. Blown lesbiantrevorbelmont This is great info, but the way the headline is phrased made it sound like they got the job of being a grandfather by walking right up and just asking Source: priceofliberty Smart Strong Boys

Smart Strong Boys

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 kevindrakewriter: nitramgniknilra: bogleech: systlin: m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall. I’ve done this four times today. okay but does pressing 2 even actually do anything or did they probably just rig it to produce their pro-wall data anyway? In twenty years this post will be in a textbook to teach kids why neoliberalism was a useless joke. Know that this isn’t Trump’s ad but House Freedom Fund, a political action committee closely affiliated with the conservative Republican House Freedom Caucus. If you call this number you could be handing over your phone number to be robo called by this committee for fund raising. There is nothing impartial about this. It is pointless to act on this number as the source is already biased for the wall and any dissenting call will just have their data collected, probably; I don’t have any real evidence of this but that’s my guess as to what is going on here.

kevindrakewriter: nitramgniknilra: bogleech: systlin: m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… A...

Fail, Gif, and Halo: 9:561 Maisie Halo. Oh no, I was setting up a knock knock joke. Let's do this again. Knock knock! Who called that Maisie That right .i'm Maisie How are yoy You? Ok here's how knock knock jokes go: Me: knock knock! You: who's there? Me: Maisie You: Maisie who? Me: Maisie your phone number? It's a pun on your name since Maisie can sound like "May I see" Sent GIF Type a message Send “Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” - Robert F. Kennedy

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” - Robert F. Kennedy

Candy, Christmas, and Gif: AT&T LTE 10:40 AM e * 67%. Amelia YOU MATCHED WITH AMELIA ON 6/23/18 A lost duck is walking through the forest. Which way does he go? To the left The duck waddles along and ends up by a lake. Farther along the shore is a bridge he can cross to get to the other side. Should the duck swim across the lake or go towards the bridge? Bridge Also... why is there a Christmas tree outside With night approaching the duck crosses the bridge. Smart decision as alligators are seen hiding in the lake The duck has a weird feeling there might have been treasure under the Christmas tree he passed. "Too late" he says to himself. On the other side the duck finds an abandoned mining town. However, power is still running Should the duck investigate one of the houses or pass through the town towards the mountain? Sk Omg this is a risky choice but the duck should investigate the house The duck is hesitant but decides to investigate the house. He finds that the front door is unlocked and slowly opens it, searching for any danger. He finds nothing of danger but keeps his guard up. In the entry way is an old Christmas tree, a desk with a phone and two doors. Where should he go? The Christmas tree The duck investigates under the Christmas tree and finds some old presents. With no one living in the town he decides to open them. He finds a hat making him feel way cooler, and some candy that he decides to eat. "Man I'm cool" says the duck. Should the duck leave or continue to investigate the house? Continue to investigate The duck looks into the two doors and finds the rooms are empty. "They must've left in a hurry" he says. The duck waddles to the desk and searches it finding nothing but a torn note. On it is written "Amelia's number" but the rest of the note is gone. The duck wonders if he should try a random phone number or leave the house and head towards the mountain. What should he do? Sunday 9:58 PM Try a random phone number Yesterday 4:31 PM The duck wonders what Amelia's phone number could be. What number should he try? Sent Today 10:06 AM GIF Type a message Apologies if its a repost. It madeth me laugh

Apologies if its a repost. It madeth me laugh

Bitch, Cute, and Friends: You are NOT to have a single girls phone number e You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram Snapchat . and Twitter) E You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public) . You are NOT to go to Honda without me vvoom room You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week . You're NOT to look at a single girl e if girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away e Mo is to NOT hang out us every time we hang out . You are NOT to ask for head Nau augn . You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again . You're NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah,Deven,or Josh ever again Nwe . You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you 21? . I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please x-xxxx e if we move in there are to . If we move in together your friends wil RARLEY be allowed over e If I catch you around giris 1 kill you e You are NOT to ditch me for your friends · Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU! navy、 . We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least Noyy . If I say jump you say "how high princess xoxo NEVER ever be girls at our house NoNO You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so i know your not messing around You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back * bai-xue-lives: allthingshyper: wenamedthedogkylo: trenchmints: Filed under: yikes, get a new girlfriend, doubleyikes A classic example of what abusive behavior in women can look like. This isn’t cute or sweet or just for anyone’s own good, this is controlling. Young gents (and wlw and nb folks interested in ladies), if your girlfriend or prospective girlfriend presents you a list like this (especially in writing), you crumple that shit up, drop it at her feet, remind her that you are not property, and walk away. This shit isn’t funny or cute when a man does it to a woman; do not tolerate it just because it’s coming from a woman. Holy fucking shit this bitch is out of her mind obsessive already What do you wanna bet that she hates Keegan, Tyler, Noah, Deven, Josh, and Austin because they saw through her bullshit and tried to warn their bro

Phone, Tumblr, and Blog: Phone Phone: Please Enter Your Phone Number :216 . 410 . Ned 0003 0004 Please enter your phone number 103-5 Please enter your phone number: 2158559745 Please enter your phone number: (216) 409-9989Submit Please enter your phone number 319-727-047 No, that's not it, guess again programmerhumour: Fun with phone numbers

programmerhumour: Fun with phone numbers

Beer, Chill, and Dad: : Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me was actually going to an hero >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown 268 KB JPG standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hean tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances all the while he's shooting the shit and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends Fk yes anon. Fk yes

Phone, Guess, and Phone Number: Phone Phone: Please Enter Your Phone Number :216 . 410 . Ned 0003 0004 Please enter your phone number 103-5 Please enter your phone number: 2158559745 Please enter your phone number: (216) 409-9989Submit Please enter your phone number 319-727-047 No, that's not it, guess again Fun with phone numbers

Fun with phone numbers

Phone, Phone Number, and Modern: Phone Phone Please Enter Your Phone Number 004 Please enter your phone hanber 03-5 Please enter your phone number: 2158559745 Please enter your phone number: (216) 409-9989Sutmt Please enter your phone number 19-722-047 Modern problems require modern solutions

Modern problems require modern solutions

Memes, Phone, and Good: You get to take home the last digit of your phone number kattstackzz? Good luck

Good luck

Doctor, Phone, and Business: Of you become ill or wound yourself try rubbing this card on your problem. )f the result is unsatisfying flip the card over for further instructions. This is my doctors business card. On the other side is his address and phone number 😃

This is my doctors business card. On the other side is his address and phone number 😃

Funny, Phone, and Radio: Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho. Got her! https://t.co/k7hlaZ9eLm

Got her! https://t.co/k7hlaZ9eLm

Phone, Radio, and Jokes: Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho. Take that, hot chick

Take that, hot chick

Dank, Phone, and Radio: Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number l just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.

Phone, Radio, and Jokes: Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho. Take that, hot chick

Take that, hot chick

Iphone, Movies, and Phone: Ray McArthur I clicked it. Nothing happened? I think it's safe 3 hrs Unlike 3 Ray McArthur WOW! Guess what! I just got a free iPhone 7! All you have to do is login into www.freeprizes.com enter your name, address, phone number, and social security and you get a free prize! Search Results for "onlineprizes.net" onlineprizes.net 3 hrs Unlike 3 gnorbue: this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

gnorbue: this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

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I found this while walking to my final art evaluation

Being Alone, Baseball, and Cute: 6 at 10:22 PM- About 3 years ago I answered my phone and there was an elderly lady who said hello is this Johnny. I told her no it's not Johnny you must have the wrong number. She then proceeds to read my phone number back to me and I told her that the number she was calling could not be correct because it was my number. She then said she was sorry and hung up. She called again right after that. I told her no it's still me. She then would call me about once a week and I would have to tell her that she had the wrong number One time she called and I asked her how she was doing, she told me about her day, the noisy neighbors, her favorite TV show that she watched this afternoon and whatever else she wanted to tell me. She then asked me how my day was and I told her. She asked me how the kids were doing and I told talking to Johnny. I never told her I was Johnny but I never told her I wasn't. She would call about once every two weeks and the conversations usually went the same. When she asked about the kids I would tell her about mine She would talk about the last time she had seen them they were just little boys playing baseball in their cute uniforms. When I told her they were all grown up now she would remark that they grow up so fast. About six months ago I stopped getting phone calls. To be honest I really didn't think about it until I heard a commercial on the radio that sounded a lot like her. Then wondered what had happened to her. Well tonight when I got home from my men's meeting my phone rang and it was her. She told me that she had been ill and was in the hospital but she was much better now and home. She told me that they did not want her to come back home but she told them I've lived alone for 44 years I live alone just fine for the rest of my years. She then told me about her day about the noisy neighbors and about her TV show. She then told me she had to go because it was her bedtime, but we will talk again soon. Well curiosity got the better of me andI decided to do a reverse look up to see if I could find anything out about my mystery lady. Well I found her, she lives in the city& is 108 years old. I also found out her name for the first time because I never asked. Her first name swhich coincidentally was my grandmother's name. Her Johnny passed away about 23 years ago. I got this phone number about 21 years ago. So she very well may have had that correct number. It may have just been reassigned to me. I am looking forward to my next phone call from my friend Saw this post on my uncles facebook, made my day. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QEBAi0

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Being Alone, Baseball, and Cute: 6 at 10:22 PM- About 3 years ago I answered my phone and there was an elderly lady who said hello is this Johnny. I told her no it's not Johnny you must have the wrong number. She then proceeds to read my phone number back to me and I told her that the number she was calling could not be correct because it was my number. She then said she was sorry and hung up. She called again right after that. I told her no it's still me. She then would call me about once a week and I would have to tell her that she had the wrong number One time she called and I asked her how she was doing, she told me about her day, the noisy neighbors, her favorite TV show that she watched this afternoon and whatever else she wanted to tell me. She then asked me how my day was and I told her. She asked me how the kids were doing and I told talking to Johnny. I never told her I was Johnny but I never told her I wasn't. She would call about once every two weeks and the conversations usually went the same. When she asked about the kids I would tell her about mine She would talk about the last time she had seen them they were just little boys playing baseball in their cute uniforms. When I told her they were all grown up now she would remark that they grow up so fast. About six months ago I stopped getting phone calls. To be honest I really didn't think about it until I heard a commercial on the radio that sounded a lot like her. Then wondered what had happened to her. Well tonight when I got home from my men's meeting my phone rang and it was her. She told me that she had been ill and was in the hospital but she was much better now and home. She told me that they did not want her to come back home but she told them I've lived alone for 44 years I live alone just fine for the rest of my years. She then told me about her day about the noisy neighbors and about her TV show. She then told me she had to go because it was her bedtime, but we will talk again soon. Well curiosity got the better of me andI decided to do a reverse look up to see if I could find anything out about my mystery lady. Well I found her, she lives in the city& is 108 years old. I also found out her name for the first time because I never asked. Her first name swhich coincidentally was my grandmother's name. Her Johnny passed away about 23 years ago. I got this phone number about 21 years ago. So she very well may have had that correct number. It may have just been reassigned to me. I am looking forward to my next phone call from my friend Saw this post on my uncles facebook, made my day.

Saw this post on my uncles facebook, made my day.

Anaconda, Gif, and Lol: Verizon 10:48 AM 100% YOU MATCHED WIT 12/4/18 Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Yesterday 10:39 AM I like that one Yesterday 1:54 PM On a scale from (000-000-0000) to 999-999-9999) how much did you like it? Yesterday 11:26 PM Idek Today 1:41 AM Lol you're supposed to enter your phone number Sent Today 3:49 AM Today 10:49 AM Is your hair naturally blonde? Today 10:31 PM Yess I can tell Sent GIF Type a message Send Stitch It! Her hair color was light brown in her pics

Her hair color was light brown in her pics

Fucking, Phone, and Phone Number: 6oogling A Phone Number That Called Me To Try And Figure Out Who It Was Instead Of Just 4 Answering It Like A Fucking Adult Paste A MYSTERY StoryOFMyFuckinglLife

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Fantasy Football, Football, and Kansas City Chiefs: Email Address Phone Number Name: (optional): Site address (optional): Tip: How dare you guys link a video that was 9 months old, do you have anything better to do then ruin a young mans career ??? You pissed off a whole fan base thanks a lot. What did that b lose ? Oh yea nothing at all she got paid big bucks for acting childish and being disrespectful.I understand men aren't suppose to hit women but If it was just a normal man and women fighting the video wouldn't have been linked 9months later. I HOPE YOU ALL LOSE YOUR JOBS!! ate/Time Fri, Nov 30, 2018 8:06 PM ender Message You guys suck. Thanks for ruining my fantasy season. KAREEM HUNT FAN OUTRAGE Sender Message Hey tmz here is a hot tip. My !! You just F the chiets!! Just because u know we are unstoppable. So how about you cheat allttle bit more for the Brady bunch !! FU! Kareem Hunt fans are PISSED! The video of Kareem Hunt clearly attacking a woman is sparking a movement - an angry, bitter outpouring of hatred ... toward TMZ. Minutes after the Kansas City Chiefs made the decision to release Hunt ... we were flooded with emails calling us a**holes, pieces of s**t, blatant supporters of Tom Brady and many other not-so-pleasant things. We pulled together some of the spicier responses here - including one guy who broke up with his GF over the story. For the record, TMZ Sports is covering Kareem Hunt because there's video of him - a very famous NFL star - striking a woman. A woman who went to police to report the assault. As we've reported, the case appears to be in limbo - the Cleveland City Prosecutor is giving us a "no comment." As for Hunt's on-field punishment? There'd been none until we published the video, and the Chiefs say he lied to them about the incident. Point is ... the story's about something other than struggling fantasy football teams. Just sayin'. tmz nfl tmzsports kareemhunt football chiefs

Friday, Memes, and Phone: Marrmott ITII TII BUSINESS MARRIOTT DATA BREACH Nov 30| Marriott says the personal information of as many as 500 million guests has been compromised. The Marriott International Hotel chain said the personal information of as many as 500 million guests was compromised after the company’s Starwood reservation program was hacked. Personal information from the database, including names, passport numbers, phone number, and in some cases, credit card information may have been compromised. The data breach only affected guests who made reservations on the Starwood reservation system. Starwood’s hotels include W Hotels, Sheraton, and St. Regis. ___ “We fell short of what our guests deserve and what we expect of ourselves. We are doing everything we can to support our guests, and using lessons learned to be better moving forward,” Marriott Chief Executive Arne Sorenson said in a statement. ___ Shares in Marriott were down more than 5% Friday morning.

The Marriott International Hotel chain said the personal information of as many as 500 million guests was compromised after the company’s St...

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Drunk, Memes, and New York: A Mexican restaurant called "Amigos Taqueria Y Tequila" in Westerly, Rhode lsland is selling T-whirts calling for the murder of our president. In a restaurant, to "86" something is to get rid of it, when talking about humans, its murder. The phone number at the restaurant is 401-315-5800. 886 86 86 45 86 45 Regardless of whether it was the first to coin the phrase, the restaurant business in the 1930s was one of the main incubators for its usage and development. Believed to be slang for the word “nix,” it was initially used as a way of saying that the kitchen was out of something, as revealed in Walter Winchell’s 1933 newspaper column that featured a “glossary of soda-fountain lingo” used in restaurants during that time. It later evolved into a code that restaurants and bars used when they wanted to cut someone off, because they were either rude, broke, or drunk, as in “86 that chump at the end of the bar.” This possible origin stems from the Prohibition era at a bar called Chumley’s located at 86 Bedford Street in New York City. To survive, many speakeasies had the police on somewhat of a payroll so that they might be warned of a raid. In the case of Chumley’s, it is said that police would call and tell the bartender to 86 his customers, which meant that 1) a raid was about to happen and 2) that they should all exit via the 86 Bedford door while the police would approach at the entrance on Pamela Court. Another plausible explanation for the saying is brought you by the U.S. Navy’s Allowance Type (AT) coding system that was used to identify and classify the status of inventory. The code AT-6 was assigned to inventory that was designated for disposal, specifically after World War II as the Navy decommissioned many of its warships and went through the process of cleaning out its storerooms where they kept spare parts. During this process, any parts that were labeled AT-6 were considered trash and thrown out. It is easy to see phonetically how this could result in the term “86” and the idea of throwing something away to become synonymous.

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Jeopardy, Phone, and Wow: Alyssa, 20 Server 9 8 miles away You can ask me about my wiener but please don't contact me while Jeopardy is on Today 19:38 10 digits most commonly used for contacting someone in the modern age hat is.... your number? Wow Was this a jeopardy pickup line? I'm impressed Today 21:28 Haha indeed it was. In fact l have the same question for you. What is your phone number? I think I did alright

I think I did alright

DeMarcus Cousins, Gif, and God: EE 3G 09:59 YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 19/11/2018 Here we go ready If I had to give you a rating /10 You'd be emilyon Oh my god Im dying thats really good ffs How good was it, on a scale of 0 to 99999999999? Like 666 You know what That doesn't look like a phone number to me I must have done something wrong GIF Type a message Send What went wrong??

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Phone, Shit, and Subway: r/MaliciousCompliance u/trustfundkitty l1d SUBSCRIBE Customer at subway "wants to speak to the manager" Iworked at a subway that didn't have any authority/managers, just a couple minimum wage base level workers. I don't remember what this particular customer was mad about but she was arguing with me and didn't like the answer l gave her. She asked to speak to the manager, and there not being a manager I decided to promote myself on the spot and replied with "manager speaking, how canT help you." Ihis did not make her very happy because she realized she was not going to get a different answer and asked for a phone number to call. The owner has specifically told us never to give his cell number to customers so i gave her the store number. She gives me a shit eating grin thinking about how much trouble she's about to get me in when the phone behind me starts to ring. I will never forget the face she gave me as I answer the phone, look her in the eyes, and ask her how may I help you 26.0 853 T,Share

Funny, Phone, and Radio: Mikey @KrunkedRobot Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number l just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho. JOKES ON YOU! https://t.co/ozTV6G5kE4

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Dank, Phone, and Radio: Mikey @KrunkedRobot Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.

Memes, Phone, and Good: Aug 10, 2014, 6:13 PM Are u good at Maths? Umm depends on the level of difficulty... Okay well start with an easy one 10 x 0? 0 1 x your phone number

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