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Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie i ever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive like peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?l" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut måms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes and if that isn't love then i don't know what is <p>When your husband&rsquo;s got your back via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2FS8AOl">http://ift.tt/2FS8AOl</a></p>

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Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie i ever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive like peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?l" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut måms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes and if that isn't love then i don't know what is <p>When your husband&rsquo;s got your back</p>

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Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie i ever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive like peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?l" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut måms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes and if that isn't love then i don't know what is Lies, legumes, and love

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Bad, Blade, and Clothes: Ig Joannehusband Tived in flat with dead wifesbody in wardrobefor 48hours News 9 IV Conor Feehan ruE grief-stricken sister ota stanley blade and property, breaking his the fall He then p murder victim Jonnne lee has eut ex as friends continued to their condolencers It is beleved Jok her sadnesn and pain Gardai obsequently confronted her busth the alezed affair offer eovered the body of Joanne wrapped in bed clothes and Gardal believe Mr tall revealed her a sleeping bag in a wardro by posting five in the fnat. She alno had a had dencended into chace Up until relatively re had been workin known eity centa he was a chet However, he ha heartbroken emjis n er over her hend Facebook page, as friends er rallied to support her while wrapped that officers belleve body was so tight to work out her tragle she was to be moved rinking heavily sister Joannes last movements where. Friends posted tributes to Joanne and messages of support STRANGLED for Jennifer-including one pal Post-mortem ex who described the situation as showed that she a h "devastating" to have be in the dru examinations In November, he strangled and had been dead and her husband Keith drugı ust in a p ple Bar nightelub "Jen, don't know wat to say, for at least four days. it's just devastating. I'm thinkin Gardai believe of u an yr family xXx," the friend posted online will be quizzed about his wifes found him in pe Mr Lee lived murder in the flat with his dead wifes At the weekend, forensie Mr Lee had in the wardrobe for at teams continued their Inves the garda rada 48 hours before he jumped tigation of the house where raid and, a sour found in dramatic cireumstane- from the window es last Thursday when gardai Mr Lce broke Into a flat in Ranelagh made certain admissions to Joanne was discovered. surprised is reported to have Itemerged yesterday that her of drugs recov marríage broke down after she ed to be wos usedl entry. gardai before being taken to discovered her husband was e11.000 husband St James's Hospital where he having a drug-fuelled affair Last Tuesda in a city garda Joanne's Keith Lee, the main suspect in remains under armed guard. her murder, then jumped outThe Herald understands that a third-floor window of the it may be some days before he with an American woman. It is understood detectives a are attempting to trace this Joanne. mped in a wardrobe ING WARDROBE SPECIALS FRE AS BE UNIT VALANCE 5 DOOR ROBE 90" WIDE 198CM <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/171057252643/bad-choice-of-product-placement" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bad choice of product placement</p></blockquote>

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Bored, Friends, and Uno: I've been playing Uno wrong since I was a kid . Did y'all know that you can only play the Draw 4 Wild card IF you have NO other cards that can be played??! AND if you suspect that someone has illegally played this card, they have to show you their hand. AND if they in fact played the card illegally they must draw 4, but If not, the person who challenged the play must DRAW 6? Ok so l was bored and ran out of things to read so l decided to read the actual rule book 2018 is going to be a year of enlightenment for me I can just feel it! tats #yourewelcome yu pay tus card, you get to choose the color that including the color in play belore the Wild card was laid down on your turn even if you have another playable card in your d ap at the beginning of play, the person to the left of the dealer ch hand. I play Draw 4 card-When you play this card, you get to choose the color y PLUS the next player must draw 4 cards from the DRAW pile and o ythis card it you have matching number or Action Cardal Fburned up spect that a Wild Draw 4 card has been played on you legaly e. the pla he challenged player must draw the 4 cards instead of you. Howeve there is a hitchl You may only play this card when you do NOT in your hand that play, return this card to the deck and pick another card you may challenge tat player The player must show you you must draw the 4 cards PLUS an additional 2 cards (5 total Swap Hands card-When you play this cavd, you may choose any op athe cards in your hand with all the cards in their hand. This is av the color tat resumes play if this card is turned up at he erson to the left of the dealer chooses the color that begins play stomtrable card-Use a 2 pencil to wite any house rue you wigh o you This is a wild card so you may play it on your bum oven t WOTE: te cards are erasable,o you may we The only milt la your imagination (and the consent of the other cad in your hand Also, you choose tre color that resmes pi C GAME OF UNO TAKE THE WILD SWAP HANDS USTOMIZABLE CAROS OUT OF THE DECK. More ways to loose friends

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