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Anaconda, Anna, and Community: hobbit-hole if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win hobbit-hole all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that he's like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is they've gotten up to/would possibly fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved. i don't think i could take him without magic even if he is old because he's a very large guy, but maybe it would be my knuckles against Frodo's baby soft poet hands, plus rve got the additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn't real so he can't offer a rebuttal to my claim penny-anna you're absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D hobbit-hole this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very large feet, but i think he's too polite to do that because it's a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty penny anna for someone who doesn't want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodo. animate-mush OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin. First off, Pippin has it coming, so you won't be fighting your conscience at the same time Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. He's no less gentry than Frodo is, but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset. Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly beat one (1) troll, so that's comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he's not a fighter Also there's a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the guilt of fighting Frodo isn't enough if a curse by itself) And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and he will wreck you (and you'll deserve it, you penny-anna Also: if you fight Frodo you'll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on ainurs Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir feynites So here's the thing - you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits. Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you'll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else you'll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight train tbh. So here's what you do You fight Legolas. The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a fight you're gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimili, so once the challenge is issued, he's not gonna let anyone else step in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off. Bonus! Anyway Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he's also already convinced you're weaker than him anyway because you're not an elf, so he's gonna go kind of easy on you And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here's the key thing You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince That's a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener yeah? icescrabblerjerky okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you thank you all you are the true fellowship here. Source:hobbit-hole #mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 32,148 notes The Tolkien discourse is getting violent
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Jail, Memes, and Police: Unarmed Black Man Shot In The Back While Lying On The Ground, Mainstreanm Media lsn't Covering It Rp @thevitiligo_outlaw - 27 year old DejuanGuillory & his girlfriend were riding a four wheeler late night, on a gravel road headed to a lake to go swimming… and passed an officer on the side of the road. The officer stopped them and asked for their IDs, which they didn’t have due to the fact they say were going swimming and didn't want to lose them in the water. DeQuince Brown, the girlfriend of Guillory, states the officer got in Dejuans face and began to yell at them about not having identification. The officer Lefleur & Dejuan got into an argument. Dejuan pushed the officers finger out of his face and in return Officer Lefleur pushed Dejuan off of the 4 wheeler. The 2 got into a fist fight. DeQuince begged her boyfriend to stop in which he did and retreated back to the 4 wheeler. Lefleur drew his weapon and ordered the couple to the ground. “They were both on the ground. Guillory was on the ground, on his belly, his hands behind his back, and the officer had a gun trained at Guilregraback. They were still arguing back and forth but Guillory was on the ground as directed. His hands were behind his back. He was not resisting. He began pleading, “please don’t shoot me, I have three kids,” All of a sudden, a shot rang out.” According to DeQuince Brown, she jumped on the officer’s back to prevent him from killing her boyfriend and bit LaFleur (hence the reported injuries to the officer). LaFluer then fired three more shots at Guillory. (DeQuince is currently in jail on charges of attempted murder of a police officer.) Brown also states that two ambulances came to the scene, but “One ambulance loaded the deputy in and took him to the hospital. The other one left empty. When she left in a police car, Guillory’s body was still on the gravel road.” When asked if anyone treated Guillory, “As far as she knows, she never witnessed anybody attempt CPR for Guillory. It may have happened, but she didn’t see it.” 😠😢 this is the world we're living in. RIP DejuanGuillory he leaves behind 3 kids. *update* rumors are circulating that Dejuan was sleeping with the officers ex wife. TheVitiligoOutlaw - - regrann 4biddenknowledge

Rp @thevitiligo_outlaw - 27 year old DejuanGuillory

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Memes, Craig, and Gotham: THINGS REALLY WERE PERFECT." HISTORY OFT HEBATMAN I'M ILL HAVE TO CONGRATULATE SEVEN WEEKS DICK. PREGNANT HE'S ONLY BEEN BACK FOR THREE SHE'S PREGNANT "50 Tales for 50 Years: A Celebration of Barbara Gordon" - 2014: Older Wounds: In the mainstream continuity of Batman comics since Batgirl's debut in Detective Comics 359, the dynamic between Bruce Wayne and Commissioner Gordon's daughter has been platonic. However, in other alternate timelines, such as the animated Batman Beyond television universe created by Bruce Timm and even the extended comic book universe of this future Gotham, it is shown that Bruce and Barbara have had a romantic companionship. In the Batman Beyond comic universe, both Bruce and Barbara's dynamic and the falling out between Dick Grayson and Batman are explored in @KyledHiggins and Alec Siegel's Batman Beyond 2.0 issue 28, illustrated by Phil Hester, Eric Gapstur and Craig Rousseau. As part of the Mark of the Phantasm arc, Terry McGinnis is told about the time when Dick Grayson returns from Bludhaven to Gotham City and the romantic flame between him and Babs reignites. Come to Barbara's surprise, however, she is 7 weeks pregnant but it can't be Grayson's child; he has only been back to Gotham for 3 weeks. Barbara visits Bruce in the Batcave who asks why she hasn't been around for a while. Barbara tells Bruce she's pregnant with his child with his reaction being he wants to stay out of breaking the news to Dick. This quickly changes when Bruce talks to Dick anyway, confesses that while he was gone from Gotham he had an affair with Barbara and now she's pregnant. Enraged and hurt, as Dick gets into a fist fight with Bruce, Barbara is in an alley trying to stop a mugging when she gets hit in the stomach and falls to the ground, ending in her losing the baby by miscarriage. In an interview with DC Comics after this story originally was released, Higgins stated "From Barbara’s standpoint, it’s like trying to date your ex-boyfriend’s brother. Or, from Bruce’s standpoint, your brother’s ex-girlfriend. It’s not exactly a healthy move. Of course, that’s what makes it so interesting." ✌🏼💜💛📖🎨🎉
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Memes, Viagra, and British: IAMO IS AMER How Bou, DAH? I wonder if trump can throw hands... He is 70, I wonder if he can get it up without taking viagra. All these things are irrelevant, but you start to judge and condemn people when they are harming and causing harm to others. We all do it. This is why I am not here for the whole "no judgment" crew. You need judgement to form an opinion. It's fine to judge. Whenever Africans, or women, or Muslims, or people who don't have that much money are pissed because of unfair treatment-structural violence-disproportionate incarceration... They should be peaceful, or get over it, or just be marginalised up until the point where they shut up. But when it's other groups, being ill treated, all of a sudden the aggressors need to die, or be thrown in jail or beaten... Recent public opinion has been saying this and protesting trump & rightly so. When I am minding my own business, Europeans have been coming up to me to discuss how much of a pig trump is, telling me how they aren't like that. I never said you was fam... But just remember this next time you see others suffering racism, sexism, classism, or losing their rights, homes and freedoms. Don't be silent, supremacists will stop at nothing, they aren't normal humans, they are Devils in the way they devalue life. Meanwhile I am here for the cashmeoutsidehowboutdat I can throw hands, if the current political leaders had to physically fight each other, not with weapons, like they send our young men-women to die & murder children, but with fist fights, the world would be a far more peaceful place. War is rich men sending poor men, to murder other poor men who don't know each other, for other rich men who do know each other... But aren't prepared to murder each other. When I was 19 I was sent to Iraq with the British army as a combat solider, for rich men who hate African men like me... I'll never forget it or stop feeling guilty about it for as long as I live. chakabars resist

I wonder if trump can throw hands... He is 70, I wonder if he can get it up without taking viagra. All these things are irrelevant, but you ...

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