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Books, Friends, and Guns: CBS News @CBSNews BREAKING: Abortions after six weeks will now be illegal in Georgia as Gov. Kemp signs the "heartbeat bill" cbsn.ws/2JmzeAg 11:05 AM May 7, 2019 Sprinklr 568 Retweets 1.1K Likes snowy2989: skykull: sleepyowlet: bonkai-diaries: she-lives-in-my-lap: classyblacksoul: adriennegabriella: classyblacksoul: Wtf most women don’r even know they are pregnant at 6 weeks. This is violence. Keep reading Ever notice how it’s never the time to talk about guns–even though NOBODY is immune to a bullet–but it’s always time to talk about abortions and new bills to stop them? They really should say they hate women and go. Fuckin idiots smh IT GETS WORSE: I propose a post-natal abortion for every fucker who voted for this bill. As a Georgian, this terrifies me. My husband and I are shocked. My friends are worried. But we can let Kemp know that we oppose this bill. https://gov.georgia.gov/contact-us Address:The Office of the GovernorState of Georgia203 State CapitolAtlanta, Georgia 30334 Mailing address:206 Washington StreetSuite 203, State CapitolAtlanta, GA 30334 Please, please let yourself be heard. Inform and organize others. We cannot change things by sitting around.  Everyone should be aware that this bill is already on the books in Ohio and other states. In Ohio it has no exceptions for rape or incest, either, irregardless of the victim’s age - there’s a rumor going around that there’s an 11-year-old in the northwest who’s legally unable to abort her pregnancy.
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Bored, Facebook, and Fuck You: 88% 9:31 AM rainnecassidy If you're old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game. raggedyanndy proncus I have no idea what's going on here witchaj Back in the early aughts, when many mil- lenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules The Game are as follows: Everyone is ays playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, "I just lost The Game!" thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game's popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming You just lost The Game!" Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of "Fuck you!" could be heard for miles. These people rived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeli of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep m losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when caus others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday whern we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game Source: rainnecassidy #101 #goshi remember this #but also Is this loss?
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Bad, Bad Day, and Blade: We have a new roommate moving into the house today. Welre justtrying to up front with him. to up front with (Un)Official House Rules 1. Every Tuesday morning at precisely 9:45 am each roommate is required to dance in the hallway to Darude's "Sandstorm" for the entire duration. 2. At times Zach can be seen eating peanut butter from the tub with a spoon while listening to Alanis Morissette in tears. You are not to judge him, he had a bad day at work. 3. Jason decorates the kitchen for every holiday. Don't ask (We are interested to see what he has planned for Cesar Chavez Day). 4. If you hear an earth-shattering bellow that sounds like the shrieks of a silverback gorilla in heat, don't be alarmed. It's just Randall sneezing in the other room. 5. Zach can be heard cackling like a witch in his room while watching standup. He's actually conducting witchcraft and he may use you to test spells and potions 7. Certain roommates do not know how to count properly. DO NOT point it out. 8. There's only room for one hipster haircut in the house, Zach currently holds that positon indefinitely 9. Come football season, if the Seahawks are losing and you happen to be within a ten-foot radius of Randall, evacuate the house immediately for your 10.All guests must go through a mandatory drug test before entering the house. 11. When Randall is cooking in the kitchen, do not touch the knife after he is 12.No parties unless Zach is invited. own safety (Not if they're positive or not, we just need to know if they have some). finished with it; the blade is still hot. 13.Zach sometimes uses outdated expressions without knowing it. You should 14. You may hear "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba echoing through the 15.No dishes in the sink. be cowabunga with it. house. Refer to srsfunny:Some House Rules

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Ass, Lit, and Run: oday 855 PM Pick a door Door A Door B Door C Let's go A You walk into an old lighthouse Pick one A. Scen the floor B Open the door to your loft d. Open the door to your right You enter a smail room lit by a lantorn. There's a note on the desk A. Rmad the note B Look in the closet C. Leave the room You slowly pick up the note, which says He's coming A. Run out of the room screaming your ass off B. Leave the room quietly and scan the floor C. Look in the closet You quletly scan the floor to see what looks to be a trap door You slowly open it discovering A Climb dows into the basement B Keep scanning the floor C Leave the lighthouse oday 10 00 PM Faint footsteps can be heard in the distance, you quietly and cautiously climb into the dark. damp basement Closing the door behind you, footsteps and mumbling is heard from the man upstairs A Search the wails B. Search the floor C Stay where you are Foilowing your fingers along the wall, you leel your way around a new doorway A Seatch the floor B. Stay where you are C Open the door and feel yout way insidfe The noises from the man begin to grow faint as you stumble through what seems to be an undorgound tunnel. The floor turns from cement to dirt A Keep waiking B. Turm back Everything is dark until you see e faint light in the distance. As it grows closec it becomes clear hat this is an exst However there soems to be another door to yout right A. Keep walking toward the exit B. Open the door The exit oppenrs to be the entrance of a cave teading out to a beach You walk out and find a bottle A. Scan the beach B. Walk away C. Open the battle You open a bottle to tind a note The text is too small to read and this is when you realize that you left your glasses on the desk A. Start walking back B. Scan the beach C. Forget atout the note You see someone in the distance walking on the beachh A. Walk toward this person 8. Walk C. Walk back to the lighthouse away from this person He starts running toward you A. Keep running B. Turn around and slap him Wef wos that for, I brought you your glasses A Stap again B. Put glasses on and read the note You hold the note up and rend "А" Snapchat B. # C. Both Hahahahah. Let's see Let's start with A And go from there Im going to stop talking in the third This Guy Put In So Much Effort To Get A Tinder Girls Number And It Got Wild Fast
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Chewbacca, Community, and Friends: A DISCORD SERVER <p><a href="http://reygrets.tumblr.com/post/173011926425/what-it-is-a-server-for-people-who-are" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">reygrets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>WHAT IT IS :</b></p> <ul><li><small>a server for people who are interested in the romantic pairing reylo .  kylo ren x rey. a safe place, a <i>fun </i>place. <br/></small></li> <li> <small>available channels for all sorts of dialogue. everything from nsfw ( for the 18+ crowd only), meta, discourse, positivity, places to vent, other star wars ships, shitposting. etc ! </small><br/></li> <li><small>showcase your art ! your edits ! your writing ! Its a great place for artists and content creators to get exposure.</small></li> <li><small>request content from content creators. ( politely )</small></li> <li><small>be in a community of likeminded individuals, make friends ! Its a busy server with 150 members and growing - but there are no shortage of places to speak, to be heard, and to share in the things you love. </small></li> </ul><p><b>WHO TO CONTACT ( admins ):</b></p> <ul><li> <small><a href="https://reygrets.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><b>reygrets.</b></a> | maddy, she / her. </small><br/></li> <li><small><b><a href="http://clairesbennet.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">clairesbennet </a></b>| clara. she / her.</small></li> <li><small><a href="https://stark.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><b>stark </b></a>| mila. she / her</small></li> <li><small><b><a href="https://chewbacca.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">chewbacca </a></b>| brit. she / her. </small></li> <li><small><b><a href="https://hyperphonic.tumblr.com" target="_blank">hyperphonic </a></b>| zoey. she / her.</small></li> </ul><p><b>HOW TO JOIN / REQUIREMENTS :</b></p> <ul><li> <small>ship reylo ( it doesn’t have to be your FAVORITE or top tier ship, but you do have to enjoy it / post about it on occasion. )</small><br/></li> <li><small>reblog <b><i>this post.</i></b></small></li> <li><small>follow <b><span><a href="https://tmblr.co/mQahTWb1NbvcwAlFy109_AQ" target="_blank">@reylosnetwork</a></span></b></small></li> <li><i><b>contact one of the admins directly to request an invite. you won’t receive an invite otherwise.</b></i></li> <li><small>all ages are welcome, but there are channels that require you to be over 18 years of age to gain access ! </small></li> </ul><p><b>SOME TIPS WHEN JOINING : </b></p> <ul><li> <b><i>it’s a busy server !</i></b> <small>It can be a little overwhelming at first. in our rules channel there’s an instructional guide on how to mute channels / categories  ( especially useful so mobile notifications don’t bombard you )<br/></small> </li> <li><small>our members generally have a niche experience ! you can <i>customize </i>this by what channels you tune into, and what content you receive. it makes it so you’re only enjoying your favorite parts of the fandom ( re : if you love to read fic, the fic-rec-drop channel might be your place ! )</small></li> <li><small>if you’re NEW TO DISCORD. you can reach out to your moderators or admins ( they’re distinguished in the server themselves, you can see them separately from the group of online members ). </small></li> <li><small>any comments, questions, or concerns will be handled timely. be patient, but be excited ! its a fun place to play. </small></li> </ul></blockquote>
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Advice, cnn.com, and Cute: Oprah Announced She Is Not Running For 2020 Presidency @balleralert CNN 7 PM ET 50 VANJONESSHO ON Oprah Announced She Is Not Running For 2020 Presidency - blogged by @worldwidekeege (swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Oprah didn’t get as far as she is in life by being childish and going tit for tat with everyone that tried to intimidate her, and it won’t start with Trump, even with the power he has as our country’s president. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Saturday, Trump went to a campaign rally and attempted to defame Oprah’s throne by claiming he knew her “weaknesses” and would enjoy running against her because of that. He implied that he would use those weaknesses against her to make the experience “painful”. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In turn, Oprah went on CNN’s highly popular, “The Van Jones Show” on Sunday and announced that she will not be running for president in 2020, but for anyone that plans to, she has some dear advice for them. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The bold and powerful philanthropist said… “I will say to whoever is going to run for office, do not give your energy to the other side… Do not spend all your time talking about your opponents. Do not give your energy to that which you really don't believe in. Do not spend an ounce of your time on that." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Winfrey went on to add that all of the speculation for her to run “humbly” and “deeply” moved her, but we won’t be able to see her as our first female president. When asked by the CNN host, Van Jones, what she would say if she were able to talk to Trump for just 10 minutes, the iconic role model kept it cute and quaint. Simply stating: “I would Only speak if I felt that I could be heard.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Very well said, Oprah. That’s why we love you! The time is coming soon to see who will be running for our country’s 2020 presidency. Who do you think will step up to the plate now?
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