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daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello This is xyz I am here How are you Who is this What’s up How can I help you What god do you serve Who is your master Speak now or forever hold your peace What do you want You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up What’s bracken bro, how you livin My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today To talk to a customer, please press one I’m gay Just start singing Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth Speak State your purpose What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… *Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you Answer with a lewd moan Answer crying I have done all of these. : daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello This is xyz I am here How are you Who is this What’s up How can I help you What god do you serve Who is your master Speak now or forever hold your peace What do you want You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up What’s bracken bro, how you livin My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today To talk to a customer, please press one I’m gay Just start singing Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth Speak State your purpose What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… *Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you Answer with a lewd moan Answer crying I have done all of these.

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sunshine-vodka-chaos: aaronexplainsitall: that-twink-over-there: jover2013: peony-peachh: lambrini-socialism: themorbidmedic: evangeline-elena: aubscares: fun fact:The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition: so casual i love it a sleepover with jc and the boys Paul: Judas truth or dare?? Judas: dare Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare Peter: truth Jesus: would you ever betray me peter Peter: Jesus: (a few days later) Peter: *betrays Jesus* Jesus: Jesus: *returns* Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?” Jesus: this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash IT WAS JUDAS FOR FUCKS SAKE Peter betrayed him too, albeit to a lesser degree. He denied knowing Jesus because he got scared of a little slave girl.: Jesus: Table for 26 please Maitre'd: There's only 13 of you Jesus: But we're all going to sit on the same side sunshine-vodka-chaos: aaronexplainsitall: that-twink-over-there: jover2013: peony-peachh: lambrini-socialism: themorbidmedic: evangeline-elena: aubscares: fun fact:The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition: so casual i love it a sleepover with jc and the boys Paul: Judas truth or dare?? Judas: dare Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare Peter: truth Jesus: would you ever betray me peter Peter: Jesus: (a few days later) Peter: *betrays Jesus* Jesus: Jesus: *returns* Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?” Jesus: this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash IT WAS JUDAS FOR FUCKS SAKE Peter betrayed him too, albeit to a lesser degree. He denied knowing Jesus because he got scared of a little slave girl.
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fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: 25 March, 2018, Kemerovo. A massive fire started in a mall full of children and families that were enjoying the weekend. The possible cause of the fire was defects in the wiring that couldn’t not withstand a high load. According to some media reports, the mall owners were very well aware of the problems, but didn’t do anything to fix them. During the fire some people were locked  in a movie theatre of the mall. No one unlocked them as the fire started. All fire exits in the building was locked as well. Security guard of the mall turned off fire alarm as soon as the fire  started. 4 people were  detained in connection with the fire. At least 64 people died, but locals claim that the real number of deceased can be measured in hundreds. Firefighters still have no access to some parts of the building. The victims: Maya Erokhina, 12 years old Stanislav Archipenko, 31 years old Victoria Archipenko, 5 years old Vilena Chernikova Victoria Pochankina Daria Saraeva Anfisa Klein, 30 years old Vadim Chmykhalov Sergey Maneshkin Veronica Ponushkova Tatyana Darsalia, 37 years old Maria Ogarkova, 10 years old Anton Mukhin, 28 year old, and Ratibor Mukhin, 5 years old Polina Moroz, 35 years old Maria Moroz, 13  years old Dmitry Galanin and Mikhail Galanin, 10 years old Konstantin Ogarkov, 8 years old Alena Sabadash  Igor Teslenko Yana Alimova, 42 years old, and her  daughter Ruslana, 5 years old Diana Nizovskaya, 11 years old Natalia Ustinova  The victims list will be updated. Evgeny MoskalenkoElena Vostrikova and her three children (2, 5 and 7 years old) Anna Bahaeva, 8 years oldKsenia Ananyeva Olesya Moskalenko, 37 years old Ksenia Moskalenko Artem Baranov, 12 years old and his sister Arina, 8 years old Veronika Trusova, 8 years old and her sister Vasilisa, 4 years old Some of the animals victims (200 animals from mall’s contact zoo died in the fire):                                                        Aftermath According to local activists, 85 people remain missing. Most of them are children. Marina Baranova, 57 years old Uliana Ustinova, 5 years old Elizaveta Sypko, 12 years old Olga Fedina, 45 years old Natalia Selezen, 37 years old Thousands of people across the country participated in protests in memorials. Demolition of the building began today, July 14, 2018. The city decided to build a park on the territory that will be a memorial to the victims. Eleven people, including EMERCOM workers that allegedly failed to carry out the rescue operation properly are awaiting trial at the moment. : fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: 25 March, 2018, Kemerovo. A massive fire started in a mall full of children and families that were enjoying the weekend. The possible cause of the fire was defects in the wiring that couldn’t not withstand a high load. According to some media reports, the mall owners were very well aware of the problems, but didn’t do anything to fix them. During the fire some people were locked  in a movie theatre of the mall. No one unlocked them as the fire started. All fire exits in the building was locked as well. Security guard of the mall turned off fire alarm as soon as the fire  started. 4 people were  detained in connection with the fire. At least 64 people died, but locals claim that the real number of deceased can be measured in hundreds. Firefighters still have no access to some parts of the building. The victims: Maya Erokhina, 12 years old Stanislav Archipenko, 31 years old Victoria Archipenko, 5 years old Vilena Chernikova Victoria Pochankina Daria Saraeva Anfisa Klein, 30 years old Vadim Chmykhalov Sergey Maneshkin Veronica Ponushkova Tatyana Darsalia, 37 years old Maria Ogarkova, 10 years old Anton Mukhin, 28 year old, and Ratibor Mukhin, 5 years old Polina Moroz, 35 years old Maria Moroz, 13  years old Dmitry Galanin and Mikhail Galanin, 10 years old Konstantin Ogarkov, 8 years old Alena Sabadash  Igor Teslenko Yana Alimova, 42 years old, and her  daughter Ruslana, 5 years old Diana Nizovskaya, 11 years old Natalia Ustinova  The victims list will be updated. Evgeny MoskalenkoElena Vostrikova and her three children (2, 5 and 7 years old) Anna Bahaeva, 8 years oldKsenia Ananyeva Olesya Moskalenko, 37 years old Ksenia Moskalenko Artem Baranov, 12 years old and his sister Arina, 8 years old Veronika Trusova, 8 years old and her sister Vasilisa, 4 years old Some of the animals victims (200 animals from mall’s contact zoo died in the fire):                                                        Aftermath According to local activists, 85 people remain missing. Most of them are children. Marina Baranova, 57 years old Uliana Ustinova, 5 years old Elizaveta Sypko, 12 years old Olga Fedina, 45 years old Natalia Selezen, 37 years old Thousands of people across the country participated in protests in memorials. Demolition of the building began today, July 14, 2018. The city decided to build a park on the territory that will be a memorial to the victims. Eleven people, including EMERCOM workers that allegedly failed to carry out the rescue operation properly are awaiting trial at the moment.

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