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Memes, 🤖, and M Night Shyamalan: FROM WRITER DIRECTOR M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN SPLIT THIS JANUARY

Bodies , Hello, and Memes: Los @Los_Writer Hello I'm looking for people who have led from their pencil stuck inside their bodies This is the realest thing I’ve ever seen I have a piece of pencil stuck in my foot right now from second grade

This is the realest thing I’ve ever seen I have a piece of pencil stuck in my foot right now from second grade

Golden Globes, Memes, and Hilton: Chris Estrada @ChrisEstrada85 5 years ago l worked the Golden Globes as a valet driver at The Beverly Hilton & l told myself "one day I'll be here accepting an award." Today I'm a comedian/writer & I have to go to bed early because l have an early shift at the warehouse tomorrow. Remember dreams are bullshit! This hits close to home. 😭😭

Dance, Samuel Beckett, and Think: Rule No. 40 Dance first Think later. It's the natural order. SAMUEL BECKETT WRITER

Love, Never, and Can: If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.

Love, Memes, and Http: Fans: We love this character so much Writer: Too many via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2ELJmRC

Too many via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2ELJmRC

Batman, Today, and Artist: I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO WORRY TODAY REALLY? AND WHY IS TODAY SPECIAL? GET SOME REST ALFRED. Eatker's Pay OM TAYLOR Writer TTO SCHMIDT Artist A LARGER WORLO'S TROY PETERI Letters BRYAN HITCH &ALEX SINCLAIR Cover DAVE WIELGOS! Asst. Editor JAMIE S. RICH Group Editor BATMAN created by B0B KANE with BILL FINGER Bruce Wayne and Alfred

Bruce Wayne and Alfred

America, Dad, and Protest: elizabeth gilbert_writer My father is a Vietnam veteran. A few months ago, I witnessed a very touching conversation between my dad and a woman his age, who had been a hippie and anti-Vietnam protestor. The woman said to my father, "I was against the war, but I'm sorry that we didn't respect your service and your sacrifice back then." My father reached across the table, took this woman's hand and said, "Thank you for saying that. But here's the thing- your side was right. The protestors were correct. The Vietnam War was unjust and inhumane. I didn't know it back then, but I know it now. You were right to protest. You were on the right side of history. Without your protests, the war would've gone on even longer" The woman said, "But all the same-I thank you for your service." And my father said, "And l thank you for your protest." Good read.

Good read.

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

Memes, Queen, and Putin: Who would win in a fight between Trump and Putin? Tom Robinson, Aiming for Top Writer 2027! g Answered Sep 26 Just to be clear, we are talking about this guy: who is a highly trained KGB operative, vs this guy: who is a real estate developer and reality tv star right? Boy that's a hard one. Too close to call. Alexander Lee (梅治新 Sep 27 137 upvotes including Tom Robinson Queen Liz could smoke 'em both. Queen is Queen! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EasPGm

Queen is Queen! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EasPGm

Memes, Character, and Can: When you're a writer and have to name a german character Hans Cant use Adolf via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zmk0FM

Cant use Adolf via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zmk0FM

America, Donald Trump, and Memes: AP Photo/Evan Vucci, File "It's a very simple equation for me l'm about 'Make America Great Again' and I'm about America first.> President Donald Trump 1 FOX NEWS chan neI While speaking with reporters outside of the White House, President Donald J. Trump said it would be a “terrible mistake” to abandon Saudi Arabia in response to the killing of writer Jamal Khashoggi inside the Saudi Consulate in Turkey in October.

While speaking with reporters outside of the White House, President Donald J. Trump said it would be a “terrible mistake” to abandon Saudi A...

Memes, Good, and Strong: @yemialadee I need a good kisser? AJ | Adonai Jonathan @Mrmanhere_ 回f步○ @ KraksTV No dear, you need a good song writer This is strong 😭😭 do you agree? 😂🏃🏾‍♂️ . KraksTV

This is strong 😭😭 do you agree? 😂🏃🏾‍♂️ . KraksTV

God, Stan, and Stan Lee: "I used to be embarrassed because I was just a comic-book writer while other people were building bridges or going on to medical careers. And then l began to realize: entertainment is one of the most important things in people's lives. Without it they might go off the deep end. I feel that if you're able to entertain people, you're doing a good thing." 03 Stan Lee lenbarboza: I’ll always share his wise words.God bless this man who did bring so much joy to so many people. His legacy will remain.May he be with his beloved wife again.Thanks for the happiness, Mr. Lee. ♥

lenbarboza: I’ll always share his wise words.God bless this man who did bring so much joy to so many people. His legacy will remain.May he ...

Fall, Love, and Book: l used to be embarrassed because I was just a comic-book writer while other people were building bridges or going on to medical careers. And then l began to realize entertainment is one of the most important things in people's lives. Without it they might go off the deep end. I feel that if you're able to entertain people, you're doing a good thing. 92 @TheSharkDaymond The man who made us fall in love with comics, rest in peace.

The man who made us fall in love with comics, rest in peace.

Crazy, Fantastic Four, and Iron Man: SON OP CRAZY ORIGINS Or MARVLCODC ETEO SPIDERS MANHILO LI STRANGELC U.S. NEWS STAN LEE DIES AT 95 Nov 12 | Chief writer, editor and former president of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee, died at the age of 95. Chief writer, editor and former president of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee, has died at the age of 95. Lee is responsible for legendary characters like Black Panther, Spider-Man, the X-Men, the Mighty Thor, Iron Man, the Fantastic Four, the Incredible Hulk, Daredevil and Ant-Man, among many others. ___ Lee said in an interview: - "The person viewing the cartoon or reading the book should have something to think about, not just look at mindless pages of running around.” ___ Stan Lee was born in New York City in 1922 as Stanley Liever, but took the pseudonym Stan Lee when he entered his career in comics. ___ Photo: William E. Sauro-The New York Times

Chief writer, editor and former president of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee, has died at the age of 95. Lee is responsible for legendary characters...

Marvel Comics, Stan, and Stan Lee: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed Marvel Comics Giant Stan Lee Has Died Marvel Comics Giant Stan Lee Has Diec buzzfeednews.com Stan Lee, the comic book writer and co-creator of nearly every legendary Marvel character, has died. He was 95. RIP.

Stan Lee, the comic book writer and co-creator of nearly every legendary Marvel character, has died. He was 95. RIP.

Energy, Facts, and Marvel Comics: GEEK FACTS Stan Lee, the legendary writer, editor and publisher of Marvel Comics has died. He was 95. Rest in peace. So sad. He has brought us so much happiness through his art. His energy will be missed. RIPStanLee ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍩 - @GrubFacts 🍿 - @MovieFacts 🤓 - @GeekFacts 🤔 - @GeekQuote ✈️ - @TripFacts

So sad. He has brought us so much happiness through his art. His energy will be missed. RIPStanLee ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍩 - @...

Memes, Stan, and Stan Lee: "I used to be embarrassed because I was just a comic-book writer while other people were building bridges or going on to medical careers. And then l began to realize: entertainment is one of the most important things in people s lives. Without it they might go off the deep end. l feel that if you're able to entertain people, you're doing a good thing." Stan Lee Stan Lee, thank you for giving us amazing heroes.

Stan Lee, thank you for giving us amazing heroes.

Memes, Stan, and Stan Lee: IMZ TMZ @TMZ #BREAKING: Legendary Comic-Book Writer,Publisher and Film Producer Stan Lee Has Died. R.I.P RIP

RIP

Apparently, Corgi, and Funny: Stephen King @StephenKing Follow Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, turns four. As a special treat, we gave her a postman for dinner. Author Stephen King is well known for his blood-curdling and gut-wrenching stories that have haunted every corner of American literature. But apparently, the writer manages to maintain a balance between fictional evil and the everyday's evil by tweeting funny thoughts about his Corgi, Molly, or as he describes his friend, 'The Thing of Evil.#Stephen king #dog # tweets # funny tweets # dog tweets # horror Share Tweet Stumble Pin It Email

Author Stephen King is well known for his blood-curdling and gut-wrenching stories that have haunted every corner of American literature. B...

Memes, The Office, and Brooklyn: Michael Schur appreciation post! Producer, Writer, and Director of shows such as The Office, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, and The Good Place. This man is pretty much the reason why we have good television currently. THANKS 🌟🤓🙌👏

THANKS 🌟🤓🙌👏

Martin, Poop, and Streets: WEDNESDAY, Aug. 15, 2018 o. 1 in Palo Alto and the Mid-Peninsula 890 BERKELEY AVENUE MENLO PARK SF launches 'Poop Patrol' to clean up streets The San Francisco Department of Public Works announced today it will assemble a new team, known as the Poop Patrol, which will be focused on cleaning up human and animal SOLD waste throughout the city The team, which will be made up of six peo- ZACH TRAILER ple- a supervisor and five workers, is part of a pilot program set to start sometime in Sep- tember, according to public works department spokeswoman Rachel Gordon. Reports of waste (650) 906-8008 ztrailer@zachtrailer.com AAINPINEL [See PATROL, page 18] Locally owned, independent Www.ZACHTRAILER.COM Bitcoin now accepted for bail "It's a new world,' District Attorney says BYALLİSON LEVITSKY cryptocurrency for bail. Judges can or Daily Post Staff Writer der many kinds of bail, including real High-tech criminal charges call for estate owned by another person high-tech bail in Silicon Valley Electronic Arts has been ordered to pay made his first appearance in federal U.S. Assistant District Attorney to comply with an order to appear later." the U.S. Attorney's Office. Martin Marsich, 25, a Serbian and ordered him to pay $750,000 in Bitcoin "It really is quite broad." Simmons said. living in Udine, Ita- or any other kind of cryptocurrency to The judge could order just about anything. What the objective is is to get the defendant with hacking the Italian national ly, was arrested at SFO on Aug. 8 and A man charged Redwood City video game company be released to a halfway house his bail in cryptocurrency, according to court in San Francisco on Thursday, Abraham Simmons said he doubted it when federal Judge Jacqueline Corley was the first time a judge had allowed If the value of the currency were to See BITCOIN, page 18)

Jordan Peele, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1101 Due to the success of Get Out, Jordan Peele became the first African-American writer, producer, and director to earn more than one hundred million dollars in a debut film 🔥📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix AcademyAwards getout jordanpeele danielkaluuya horror

🔥📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinem...

Alive, Dank, and Disney: Abam @AdamBroud [Disney Pitch Meeting] Writer: So kids love puppies Exec: Haha true Writer: This movie is about skinning alive 101 of them Exec: First off, it's perfect

Feminism, Fucking, and News: Mr.Knowledge13 @True_kwu Follow Ludwig Van Beethoven was so called Black. The classical composer's mother was a Moor Even though paintings of the composer depict him as very Caucasian, his death mask highlights his African features. 9:23 AM-19 Mar 2018 1,202 Retweets 1,985 Likes 砝ビ) ③巻 Thanbo @DeboTARANTINO Follow Damn we got zaytoven and beethovern Mr.Knowledge13T @True_kwu Ludwig Van Beethoven was so called Black. The classical composer's mother was a Moor. Even though paintings of the composer depict him as very Caucasian, his death .む 7:14 AM- 20 Mar 2018 ed OC 5,287 Retweets 7,150 Likes lastsonlost: libertarirynn: feminists-against-feminism: feminists-against-feminism: allronix: nicky-cass: absolutely-walnuts: holy shit “Ludwig van Beethoven was of African descent, and the truth of his ethnic origins was covered up through a mixture of white powder worn on his face when out in public, the use of body doubles for portraits, and “euro-centric” historians, hiding the truth of his genetic heritage.“ - src I’m mad that we aren’t taught this Again, PLEASE fact check. This is bunk. The man pictured is indeed a Black composer, but he’s not Beethoven! He’s Joseph Bologne, Chevalier de Saint-Georges The Chevalier was a renowned Renaissance man of his era; a skilled soldier, revolutionary, composer, piano tutor (to Marie Antoinette!) , writer, actor, and singer. Please do not erase him from history for the sake of an appealing lie. pfft, so you’re telling me this was a bunch of bologne? … Bologna? And Tumblr continuesto be completely embarrassing It’s like we have a generation compulsive pathological Liars. Not only that but like the person above said they completely erased the identity of a legitimate black classical composer, and it’s fucking awesome to know that those existed. You had an opportunity for legitimate representation and you decided to turn it into a ridiculous lie instead.

Feminism, News, and Paintings: Mr.Knowledge13 @True_kwu Follow Ludwig Van Beethoven was so called Black. The classical composer's mother was a Moor Even though paintings of the composer depict him as very Caucasian, his death mask highlights his African features. 9:23 AM-19 Mar 2018 1,202 Retweets 1,985 Likes 砝ビ) ③巻 Thanbo @DeboTARANTINO Follow Damn we got zaytoven and beethovern Mr.Knowledge13T @True_kwu Ludwig Van Beethoven was so called Black. The classical composer's mother was a Moor. Even though paintings of the composer depict him as very Caucasian, his death .む 7:14 AM- 20 Mar 2018 ed OC 5,287 Retweets 7,150 Likes feminists-against-feminism: feminists-against-feminism: allronix: nicky-cass: absolutely-walnuts: holy shit “Ludwig van Beethoven was of African descent, and the truth of his ethnic origins was covered up through a mixture of white powder worn on his face when out in public, the use of body doubles for portraits, and “euro-centric” historians, hiding the truth of his genetic heritage.“ - src I’m mad that we aren’t taught this Again, PLEASE fact check. This is bunk. The man pictured is indeed a Black composer, but he’s not Beethoven! He’s Joseph Bologne, Chevalier de Saint-Georges The Chevalier was a renowned Renaissance man of his era; a skilled soldier, revolutionary, composer, piano tutor (to Marie Antoinette!) , writer, actor, and singer. Please do not erase him from history for the sake of an appealing lie. pfft, so you’re telling me this was a bunch of bologne? … Bologna? And Tumblr continuesto be completely embarrassing

Squad, Target, and Tumblr: Today 10:49 PM Have l ever told you that you're a great writer? Thanks!!! What did I wrote? Write the-walrus-squad: I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.

the-walrus-squad: I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.

Bmw, Confused, and Driving: Kimberley Johnson @AuthorKimberley Out on the road the other dayl saw an affluent black man driving a BMW with two bumper-stickers. One was pro-NRA and the other one was a Tea Party sticker that read, "Don't tread on me." This left me very confused. 9:20 AM 05 Jul 18 Mindy Robinson@ih.. 59s I can't tell what's more racist about this Huff Post writer..that she's confused about a black man driving a nice car, or that he's a right wing NRA supporter not following "muh narrative." Typical condescending racism from the left, either way

Survivor, American, and Holocaust: Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor never the tormented Elie Wiesel Romanian-born American Jewish writer, professor, political activist Nobel Laureate and Holocaust survivor Join us: https://m.me/USdems

Join us: https://m.me/USdems

Melania Trump, Memes, and News: To the writer of the oped you are not protecting this country, you are sabotaaing it with your cowardly actions. First Lady Melania Trump FOX NEWS Sipa via AP Images) Earlier, First Lady Melania Trump criticized the anonymous White House official who penned an explosive op-ed in the @nytimes. The first lady said that the writer is “sabotaging” the country with their “cowardly actions.”

Earlier, First Lady Melania Trump criticized the anonymous White House official who penned an explosive op-ed in the @nytimes. The first lad...

Beard, Memes, and The Office: Little appreciation post for Michael Schur ("Mose Schrute"), who has actually been producer and writer for The Office, co-creator of Parks and Recs and Brooklyn Nine-Nine and creator of The Good Place. Ode to Mose! 19 beard game strong

beard game strong

Bad, Books, and Children: Think, think, think! Draw what Pooh is thinking about. Think, think, think! Draw what Pooh is thinking about. flawsinthisworld: libertarirynn: ogaycanyousee: sassian-cassian: water-writer: dont give children’s coloring books to college students the first one’s really offensive and transphobic… How the hell? Is anything depicting a man in traditionally feminine makeup automatically transphobic now? You realize some men (cis, trans, and queer) wear makeup right? At no point is it displayed in this picture as being a bad thing so HOW is it the least bit transphobic? He could be gender fluid or a crossdresser. Tumblr at literally anything: Is this transphobia? Tbf it kinda looks transphobic I mean yeah at it looks like he could be crossdressing but then again he does look a bit depressed You’re reading a whole hell of a lot into a shitpost drawing. Even if I bought that we could read deep emotional status into this picture and I conceded that he looked depressed how would that be transphobic?

Bad, Books, and Children: Think, think, think! Draw what Pooh is thinking about. Think, think, think! Draw what Pooh is thinking about. ogaycanyousee: sassian-cassian: water-writer: dont give children’s coloring books to college students the first one’s really offensive and transphobic… How the hell? Is anything depicting a man in traditionally feminine makeup automatically transphobic now? You realize some men (cis, trans, and queer) wear makeup right? At no point is it displayed in this picture as being a bad thing so HOW is it the least bit transphobic? He could be gender fluid or a crossdresser. Tumblr at literally anything: Is this transphobia?

Fucking, Shit, and Target: How video games helped me come to terms with male pattern baldness The onset of hair loss was devastating to writer Joe Donnelly -until a game called Dark Souls arrived and changed his perspective commanderchrist: man, do you see this fucking shit?

Survivor, American, and Holocaust: Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor never the tormented Elie Wiesel Romanian-born American Jewish writer, professor, political activist Nobel Laureate and Holocaust survivor

Best, Horse, and Can: As a rider, the best compliment you carn get is not from your trainer: it's from your horse. When he does what you want, he is Saying T understand That is the best reward As a writer, the best compliment you can get is not from your trainer, it's from your horse. When he does what you want, he is saying "I understand". That is the best reward.

As a writer, the best compliment you can get is not from your trainer, it's from your horse. When he does what you want, he is saying "I und...

Arguing, Memes, and Politics: "To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." Thomas Paine English-American political activist, writer and revolutionary. Why it’s pointless to argue politics with a liberal!

Why it’s pointless to argue politics with a liberal!

Pocahontas, Genius, and Test: How about a DNA TEST, Pocahontas"? How about an IQ TEST, "Genius"? ka NA TEST TRUMP WARREN van WRITER&ARTIST IVAN EHLERS

Bad, Dad, and Memes: Daddy Not now, Daddy Not now son son O USTICE.LEAGUE.MEMES Dad Not now son Son! Frank Miller Is the best comlc book writer You're a bad parent if your kid ever says this -Nightwing

You're a bad parent if your kid ever says this -Nightwing

Memes, Pocahontas, and Genius: How abouta DNA TEST, "Pocahontas"? How about an IQ TEST, "Genius"? (r IQ I TEST DNA TRUMPWARREN Van! WRITER& ARTIST IVAN EHLERS COM

Bmw, Confused, and Driving: Kimberley Johnson @AuthorKimberley Out on the road the other dayl saw an affluent black man driving a BMW with two bumper-stickers. One was pro-NRA and the other one was a Tea Party sticker that read, "Don't tread on me." This left me very confused 9:20 AM 05 Jul 18 Mindy Robinson@ih... 59s v I can't tell what's more racist about this Huff Post writer..that she's confused about a black man driving a nice car, or that he's a right wing NRA supporter not following "muh narrative." Typical condescending racism from the left, either way (GC)

(GC)

Alive, Disney, and Love: Abam @AdamBroud [Disney Pitch Meeting] Writer: So kids love puppies Exec: Haha true Writer: This movie is about skinning alive 101 of them EXec: First off, it's perfect (@adambroud)

(@adambroud)

Advice, America, and Apparently: AjA J+ 2 mins AjAJ+ 2 mins #comicCon is underway. With a recent surge in diversifying comic book characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? on is under way with a recent surge in diversifying comic book #Comic characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? Is diversit killing comios? As Aj fanboys but ho. Sorry MARVEL V.P. ADMITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS KILLED COMIC SALES April 3, 2017 Daniel Greenfield 50 526 While the Marvel-Disney monster has been ruling the box office, Marvel Comics sales have been having serious issues. One obvious factor was trying to force political correctness on readers by replacing Peter Parker, Iron Man, etc with ridiculously politically correct "diverse" versions In a revelation that would surprise no one, comic book readers were not interested in a Muslim Ms. Marvel, a Latino Spider-Man who isn't Peter Parker or the Angela Davis version of Iron Man. And Marvel's VP of Sales made the mistake of admitting that. <a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/166223687686/trilllizard420-the1manpizzaparty" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164525613653/the1manpizzaparty-trilllizard420" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://the1manpizzaparty.tumblr.com/post/164445569495/trilllizard420-unicornlordart-well-somebodys" class="tumblr_blog">the1manpizzaparty</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164374984198/unicornlordart-well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://unicornlordart.tumblr.com/post/164374320304/well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">unicornlordart</a>: <blockquote>Well… Somebody’s fucking lying.</blockquote> diversity in and of itself doesn’t kill comics, but pointless, endless reboots, massive events that rely on you keeping up with 12 given titles at any time, and constant, badly established legacy characters are why comics are failing not to mention splitting up iconic superhero titles among more than one person at once did you know there’s actually 3 people running around with the Wolverine codename at the moment? Let’s take some examples: Riri Williams popped up with no buildup after Tony Stark got murked, but he was apparently monitoring this 15 year old girl teen prodigy never mentioned before in his comics, entrusted with an AI based on his brain patterns and personality to mentor her. You know, as compared to however fucking many characters they could’ve given his legacy to. Also we’re supposed to believe someone as egotistical and self glorifying as Dr Doom would take on the identity of Iron Man? Please. It’s the same shit as Jane Foster as female Thor, with a healthy combination of plothole. Somehow, a human woman who has not been involved with Thor in way, with a terminal disease that was ravaging her body, somehow ended up ON THE MOON without any protection and managed to pick up Mjolnr and was found Worthy by it after the fight where Thor ceased to be Worthy. Like, you know, instead of Sif, a long time companion of Thor and who can pick up the hammer or Angela, who Marvel had then won a recent legal fight to be able to use…. People don’t dislike it because it’s “diversity” They don’t like it because it’s weak, pandering writing that doesn’t stand up to internal logic. Now, an example of this done right is when Sam Wilson, aka, the Falcon, became Captain America for one thing, he was actually established as working closely with Steve Rogers for a long time in the comics before he was given the mantle. By Steve Rogers himself. See, at this point, Rogers got rapidly aged cause his super serum stopped working and he was an old man, so he couldn’t do it any more, but he was still around to give Sam advice and support over comms. But of course, until Marvel actually bothers to learn why people aren’t buying their shit, they’re gonna keep making the same mistakes, as long as they’re insulated by the losses of the MCU and being used by Disney as a vanity press, they’ll never learn and lose more ground to DC and the indies EDIT: Also I totally forgot, unrecognizable new brands they try to create. If your comic customers, as in the customers that go in and buy things, if they go “who’s this” and show you a comic, then they’re probably not gonna pick it up. They’re there to buy Spider-Man, Batman, Wolverine, X-Men, Avengers they can recognize, not fuckin Stardude or whatever odd new thing they’re gonna push is. It’s nothing to do with race of sex of the characters concerned, but if they’ve got no brand recognition to support their solo titles, they’re gonna flounder. Not even getting into the alienating, pointlessly political shite like that infamous Mockingbird “Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda” t-shirt schlock stunt. What’s also more damaging than that is a flippant response to criticism or calling their readership racist assholes on twitter or whatever. That’s a really bad look for an industry professional when you’re not even an artist or a writer as someone essential to a comic book. </blockquote> this person forgot to mention how they shoehorn in unnecessary commentary and subplots no one was looking for. it honestly feels like that sometimes spider man stops mid fight and says “did i mention im a gay POC” (hyperbole but kind of true) </blockquote> this, sadly, is Not Hyperbole with America Chavez </blockquote> And the worst thing is? With tweaking and good writing, Riri and America (what a stupid name) could work. But because Marvel is run by incompetent pandering idiots, they’re the worst ideas to ever come out of the company. </blockquote> I honestly wish Riri had been done well because I don’t mind the concept.

Kanye, Memes, and Rap: KANYE WEST SAID HE "WANTS TO MAKE 52 RECORDS IN 52 WEEKS," . @rap NewYorkTimes writer JonCaramanica recently spent three days with Kanye for an in-depth featured interview, and he followed it up with a Q&A on NYT's Popcast on Wednesday. During the podcast, Caramanica mentioned that Kanye told him he had thoughts of doing a record every week for an entire year. "He said he wants to get a place in Wyoming and he thinks he wants to spend more time there. He told me at one point he wants to make 52 records in 52 weeks. Take that for what you will.”

NewYorkTimes writer JonCaramanica recently spent three days with Kanye for an in-depth featured interview, and he followed it up with a Q

Survivor, American, and Holocaust: Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor never the tormented Elie Wiesel Romanian-born American Jewish writer, professor, political activist Nobel Laureate and Holocaust survivor

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Memes, Survivor, and American: Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor never the tormented Elie Wiesel Romanian-born American Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate and Holocaust survivor.

Tumblr, Uber, and White People: neontaster @neontaster Damn white people and their *shuffles deck* *pulls card* polite questions on things you have experience with Yesika Salgado @YesikaStarr Follow Uber driver: what do you for work Me: I'm a writer, poet specifically Him: oh are your poems in anything? Me: they're in my book Him: how easy is it to publish a book? I've considered doing that before. Sigh. Old white men are exhausting 10:21 PM -9 Jun 2018 from Los Angeles, CA 13/06/2018, 18:27 <a href="https://saltycaramellatte.tumblr.com/post/174918962826/im-a-racist-misanthrope-who-doesnt-understand" class="tumblr_blog">saltycaramellatte</a>:<blockquote> “I’m a racist misanthrope who doesn’t understand small talk or basic courtesy” Like I’m socially inept and find small talk exhausting but I also understand that it’s how people be friendly with strangers, this isn’t a difficult concept </blockquote>

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